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Clarkson, Hammond, and May have filmed in 68 countries
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Next gran tour special
#196#r/196#funny#top gear#topgear#the gran tour#uk#jeremy clarkson#james may#richard hammond#shitpost
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"James May in India" ♥︎ painting by me.
My first painting this year. I am looking forward watching James in India on Prime, which is out this Friday! ～♡
(Actually I have to wait until Saturday, because I'll be in the cinema watching "The Boy and the Heron" this Friday…hehe… ^◡^)
For this picture I thought I should draw James at the Holi Festival (seconds before he's completely covered in colours), as this was my favourite scene of the trailer.
I hope you like it!
#james may#my art#painting#james#may#bim#artwork#the grand tour#drawing#top gear#cars#india#holi festival#topgear#grandtour#thegrandtour#hey bim#art#colours#colors#colorful#amazon prime#prime video#amazon prime video#jeremy clarkson#richard hammond#captain slow#digital art#artists on tumblr#jamesmay
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#dan and phil#dan and phil games#youtube#d&p games#top gear#topgear#dan howell#phil lester#two buttons meme#richard hammond#james may#jeremy clarkson#im so tired
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Hello and welcome to my silly little James May blog! I'll post Top Gear related stuff but especially James!
About me:
My name is Kayda and I go by any pronouns :)
I am very much obsessed with Top Gear and especially James May (hence the blog)
I'm here to find some Top Gear enjoying friends so feel free to say hi :D
Oh also I'm gay lol
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Happy birthday James! 🥂
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I've been a car enthusiast for a very long time.. not so much when i was a kid but since i was into my teens i guess. I've been watching both old and new episodes of top gear and the grand tour for a while now. Yesterday my dad saw me watching an episode of top gear (he's seen me watch it several times before and we've had the same discussion a number of times like "whats this u watchin?") and he yet again asks me the same question and goes why u watching this who u trynna impress 😏.. i'm like 😑😑. Parents amirite!
#dads#parents#memes#topgear#the grand tour#jeremy clarkson#richard hammond#james may#amazon#bbc top gear#cars#lamborghini#ferrari#porsche
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TopDragon ep 1, part 2
*Fade to a filled cave with Wibli, Turtle, Winter, and hundreds of other dragons*
Qibli: Hello and welcome back to TopDragon!
Turtle: I have to admit I'm really enjoying this show.
Qibli: And your gonna enjoy it even more in a second because I have a surprise for you Turtle. Now before that lets just recap what's happened so far.
Turtle: Honestly I'd rather not because I felt like a red lobster in that car.
Qibli: You looked like it too.
Winter: So last time Kinkajou dive bombed Qibli, we got on the road, and the sand snorter broke his car.
Turtle: In a nutshell yes.
Qibli: Wow.
Turtle: Well before we get back to our cross continent road trip, it's time for our first car review.
Qibli: We have brought a very special guest on to drive a car around a track and report their experience.
Winter: Today's guest is classy, Very well known, and the daughter of queen Coral.
Turtle: Wait what-
Qibli: Please welcome, Prince Anemone!
*Anemone walks out onto the cave stage as the crowd cheers*
Anemone: Hello everyone! Hi Turtle.
Turtle: That's what you guys were being so sneaky about behind the scenes?
Qibli: We thought we'd surprise you.
Winter: Lets all sit down.
*Everyone sits down with Qibli, Turtle, and Winter on one while Anemone is on a couch opposite*
Turtle: Watch your tail please.
Winter: Keep that dirt away from me.
Qibli: Alright Anemone, we had you drive around the TopDragon test track and we're just gonna ask you some questions.
Winter: Is she old enough to drive?
Qibli: On private property yes.
Anemone: I have to admit, it was exciting and scary since I've never driven before.
Qibli: Alright so we sat you down in a automatic Mazda MX5 Miata. Now our track is A very flat track with a mix of wide and tight turns so how would you describe your experience?
Anemone: Well it was definitely different to swimming.
Winter: How about we watch her in action.
*Fade to black and then fade into a shot of the track which is nestled perfectly into a valley in the sky kingdom.*
*Cut to Anemone buckling up in a convertible 2024 Mazda MX5.*
Anemone: Alright, here we go.
*Another dragon soon walks out and waves a green flag.*
*Anemone makes a surprisingly slow start*
Qibli over footage: Where's the fire?
Anemone over footage: Very funny.
Turtle: There around the first turn.
*Anemone goes around a sweeping left before quickly transitioning into a hair pin turn and under steering to the outside of the track*
Winter over footage: Missed your braking point.
*Cut to Anemone inside the car*
Anemone: Come on turn!
*Anemone gets out of the turn and accelerates down the long straightaway*
Turtle over footage: Okay decently fast down the straight.
*Anemone suddenly locks her tires as she tries to break and nearly flies off the course*
Qibli over footage: Oh careful, don't wreck the car.
*Anemone makes a hard right before accelerating through a slight gradient with A zig zag in the road*
Anemone dodging a guard rail: Woah! Oh moons.
Qibli over footage: Not out of the woods yet she still has the final turn.
*Anemone glides forward and holds a right around the turn while running a bit wide.*
Qibli as she finish: And across the line!
*Fade to black and then fade back to the cave.*
Winter: I will say, not bad.
Turtle: Especially for a first time driver.
Anemone: Why thanks.
Qibli: Now here we have A leader board and since you are the first guest to ever be on it you automatically get first with A time of... Two minutes, fifty two... Point three seconds!
Anemone: You know I'm happy with that.
Turtle: Alright well, now that that's been settled, I'm sure you are all wondering what happened to Qibli's Charger. Well we're about to find out.
Qibli: I'm going to be honest, I was shocked when I found out what it was.
*Fade to black then cut to a drone shot of all three cars driving down the road with Turtle behind Winter towing Qibli's Charge.*
Winter over radio: Hate to say I told ya so-
Qibli: No you would marry I told you so and buy a burial plot right next to it for when you die.
Turtle over footage: Qibli had clearly experienced a major failure, he couldn't even get his car started. So I stepped up to the task of taking him to the Oasis.
*Cut to inside of Winter's car*
Winter over radio: You have got to be kidding me.
*Cut to Turtle pulling Qibli off the main road and onto a sandy pathway*
Winter over footage: The oasis was off the main road, and my car was not happy about it at all.
*Cut to footage of Winter's GTR struggling to climb a sand dune.*
Winter: Queen Glacier give me strength.
*Cut to the sun setting over a oasis with A lake and palm trees as the cars make their way over there before cutting to a dusty abandoned shed with tools as a scorpion races by the camera.*
Turtle: We're here!
Qibli as he gets out: Perfect! I can figure out what happened now.
Winter: My word this heat is unbearable.
Turtle: At least you have air conditioning.
Qibli: Hold on, what's this?
*Qibli begins walking away and Turtle and Winter soon follow.*
Qibli: No way!
*Camera begins showing dynamic drone shots of a drag strip made out of sandstone*
Qibli: Ha! This is the original sandwing drag strip! This is where they raced the first muscle cars!
Winter: Oh great, there's a challenge on that post.
Qibli: I got it. *Grabs challenge*
Qibli reading it out loud: You have now arrived and will spend tonight sleeping in your cars before tomorrow's race to test their comfortablity.
Turtle: I am going to be a filled seafood meal by tomorrow.
Winter over footage of the sun setting in the distance: And with that we made our way back to our cars.
Winter as Qibli pushes his car into the shed in the background: With ease I can lay the seats back and turn on the air conditioning. I am sleeping like a royal should.
*Cut to Turtle*
Turtle: In an attempt to get a good nights sleep I have parked my Lancia partly in the lake and I will sleep with my tail in the window so I can say I slept "In my car".
*Cut the the three moons rising as the sound of Qibli working on his car is heard in the background before fading to black*
*Fade to show a eagle flying high over the sand as the sun rises*
Winter: Well I slept decent, you have to say Nissan makes comfortable cars.
*Winter walks over Turtle who is tossing and turning in the water*
Winter: Okay that's cheating, you have to actually be in the car.
Turtle half asleep: I am... *snore*
*Winter picks him up and dumps him fully in the water and Turtle comes back up spitting water out of his mouth*
Turtle: Okay I'm up!
Turtle over footage of Winter and Turtle looking for Qibli: After a rude awakening we both realized we couldn't find Qibli's car. So we looked for clues.
*Both turn there heads to the shed about ten feet away.*
Turtle: Found him.
*Cut to a messy shed with tools and car parts everywhere*
Winter: My goodness, Qibli what on Phyria?
Qibli from under the car as he slides out: Winter? Oh no the sun is up.
Turtle: Did you not sleep last night?
Qibli: I had a broken crankshaft I had to replace.
Winter: Well your gonna feel it the rest of the road trip.
Qibli: I still gotta finish it up so you guys head over to the drag strip and I'll meet you there as soon as I can.
*Time lapse the sun rising over the desert until it's mid day before cutting to Turtle and Winter watching Qibli driving over.*
Qibli as he gets out: Why do you guys look so concerned?
Turtle: Look.
*Camera cuts to see a figure in a white racing suit next to a muscle car.*
Qibli: Crap, it's The Stig.
Turtle over the footage as The Stig drives all the way over rolling to a stop: The Stig is without a doubt one of the best drivers in Phyria. And now we'd have to try and beat his Pro stock drag racing division Ford Thunderbird with our cars.
Qibli: Hello Stig.
The Stig: .....
Qibli: Chatty as ever I see.
Winter: Lets stop wasting time and get to racing.
*Camera cuts to all four lined up side by side.*
*Cut to inside of Turtles car*
Turtle in the car: The only way I can win this is if they all have some sort of issue or make a mistake.
*Cut to winter into car*
Winter in car: Just gotta time my shifts perfectly, hope launch control does it's job.
*Cut to Qibli in car*
Qibli in car: Being fully honest I'm worried that my repairs won't hold. I haven't had a chance to run it in.
*Cut to The Stig in the car*
The Stig: ....
*A produce waves a flag and the roar of engines fills the air. The Stig launches forward while Qibli suddenly pulls a wheelie with his front tires high in the air.*
Qibli: WOOOOOO!
Turtle: Three moons!
*Qibli's front wheels slam to the ground as he pulls forward and matches Winter's speed as The Stig flies down the drag strip widening the gap by the second.*
Qibli: The Sitg is gone! It's just a race between us three now!
*Turtle is falling behind as Qibli and Winter battle to pass each other*
Turtle: Their really going!
*The Stig blasts past the finish line. The camera begins cutting back and forth between Qibli moving the shifter and Winter hitting the shifter paddles*
Winter: Come on sand snorter!
*Both thunder past the finish line side by side with Turtle coming a second later.*
*Cut to Turtle in Car*
Turtle over radio: Who won?
Qibli over radio: I have no idea.
*Camera cuts to the three rolling to a stop side by side as The Stig drives off and a producer hands Qibli a piece or paper.*
Qibli as he gets out with a piece of paper: Well I think we all know The Stig won, but the real battle was between me and Winter, which, you did very good.
Winter: You didn't do bad yourself.
Qibli: So they snapped a picture as we crossed the line and it was close.
*Qibli slowly turns the picture so they can see it. Qibli just edged out the GTR*
Qibli: Muscle wins on it's home ground!
Winter: Dang it.
Turtle: Hey good job.
*A producer walks up and hands Qibli another paper*
Qibli Reading out loud: Now that you have raced in the home of the Muscle car, you will now make your way to Jade Mountain Academy for your next challenge.
Turtle: They're sending us directly there?
Qibli: Did anyone there even approve that?
Winter: I don't know.
*Fade to black and fade back to the cave*
Qibli: Wow. That was a close race.
Turtle: I'm still surprised you could make that repair in time.
Winter: That only looks like he did he made us wait two hours in the back sun.
Turtle: I don't know what your complaining about you have air conditioning, my Lancia is like a oven!
Qibli: Well one thing we can all agree on, is The Stig had the advantage.
Turtle: Did they really think that we had any chance of beating him?
Winter: Obviously not or they're idiots.
Qibli: Now can we talk about my wheelie for a second?
Turtle: How did you even pull that off?
Qibli half laughing: I'm not even sure myself!
Turtle: If someone would do us a favor and put the footage on screen that be great.
*Footage comes onto a TV*
Turtle: Pause right there.
Qibli: Look at how high my front tires are!
Turtle: That has to be like four, maybe five feet!
Winter: I will never get why people go crazy over wheelies, it seems so impractical.
Qibli: It's nearly impossible without the proper equipment!
Turtle: Well I'm afraid that's all we have time for but next time, we'll be making the difficult journey through the mountains.
*Fade to black*
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Legacy Stats Check on The Big O: The Final Act
Me: Hey, it's May, let me do a legacy stat check on my fanfic and see where the numbers are at in total views from each of the websites...
Fanfic - 1439
Archive - 435
Wattpad - 256
Quotev - 60
DeviantArt - 1563
Dreamkle - 156
Webnovel - 5695
Total views: 9,604
*spits out tea*
It hasn't been a year since I started writing this bad boy, LET ALONE, a year since I first published the first story... Y'all... can I just say you're great and fantastic fans, friends, and supporters of the series??? Like, I didn't get the best news yesterday and this....
I've NEVER had something I wrote reach 10,000 views, let alone in a series that has almost a cult-like status. It's always so cool when I post a clip of Big O for a question like, "What's that best fight scene that had you..." etc. and people are like, "WHOA, BIG O! I haven't seen that in forever!"
And, it really warms my heart to read those comments and then see people bookmark the tweet to refer back to it. And then to get comments or messages like, "You wrote a fanfic series about Big O?" and then people read it...
Y'all are AMAZING! Again, thank you so much for the support. It means a lot. I wonder if I can get to 10,000 views before my Twitter Birthday (I wonder if I can get that many before my 1 year fitness journey).
I've posted my linktree as it has all of my profiles in one area. If you haven't checked it out, well, here you go! Y'all, thank you, thank you, thank you, from the bottom of my heart. It means so much.
#THEビッグオー#TheBigO#RogerSmith#RDorothyWayneright#NormanBurg#DanDastun#Angel#JasonBeck#BigO#BigDuo#BigFau#TheGrandTour#TopGear#RichardHammond#JamesMay#JeremyClarkson#Mecha#Fanfic#fanfiction#writing#writingasaga#NEARLY10000VIEWS
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👏 HEAR ME OUT 👏
“TopGear” - Japan
Katsuki Bakugo=Jeremy Clarkson
Izuku Midoriya= Richard Hammond
Shoto Todoroki= James May
Eijiro “Red Riot” Kirishima= The Stig
I WOULD PAY 💰 FOR THIS!
@SuntoryAngel, the layout and graphic design are mine, and help from AI app “Talkie”.
#mha drabbles#suntory#Suntory Angel drabbles#mha x TopGear#TopGear#Top Gear#TopGear X Anime#AI art helped#Katsuki Bakugo#Eijiro Kirishima#Shoto Todoroki#Izuku Midoriya#👏 HEAR ME OUT 👏#i would pay to watch this#bnha#bnha X crossover#mha X crossover
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My cousin and me, any night out 🤣
#jeremy clarkson#richard hammond#laughs#wind#my cousin and me#topgear#my goodness#we laughed until we cried#drunk gasps
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James May, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond in "Come what May!"
My longest comic about the Grand Tour so far ～♡
This time Jeremy, James and Hammond head off to Britain’s number one car show! Sadly heavy traffic and certain weather conditions give them a rough time on the road...but thank goodness it’s Friday! *✦.°
All paintings, story and text by me (February 2022 - October 2022)
Thank you very much for reading and I hope, as always, I could make you smile with it! ♥︎
This comic will be released as a real book together with my “The Long Way Home“ comic, my “Scandi Flick“ poster, more single artworks of the trio and a bit more in 2023!
Please stay tuned if you want a copy of the book for yourself! ♥︎
I’d like to add the pre-release cover as well:
A few words by the author (yeah, that’s me):
This time my goal was to write/create/draw a sweet, funny, and heartwarming comic about the trio focused on a simple car ride. In typical fashion of all the comics I do, you won’t find any action based scenes or rude stuff (also I’m no native speaker, but you shouldn’t notice that while reading!). As a result the trio acts a lot nicer and definitely more helpful than in real Grand Tour episodes. The three guys have a super big place in my heart ♡ and because of that, once again, all I could create is something cute and adorable (I could never be mean to them!).
Also not everything can be accurate, I have never been to James’s Pub, the Diddly Squat Farm Shop, inside Jeremy’s car or at a car show myself. I had a few reference photos, but 90% of this comic is drawn by memory and how I imagine environments. Anyway, I still hope that I got everyone in character, recognisable and enjoyable for you to look at!
Stuff you might have missed:
On the outside of Jeremy’s farm shop you can spot Sansa and Arya, who were puppies when I started working on this comic, so I kept them that way…I am always happy when I spot a photo of the two on Jeremy’s Instagram! ♥︎
Actually everything in that comic takes part in the past, as I was working on it way too long...
Jeremy explains that it’s lucky to turn right at the start of a journey. Of course it’s from the Grand Tour Mongolia Special.
The numberplate on Jezza’s car is a pun on "Jeremy Clarkson 1 Diddly Squat Farm", in case you haven’t already noticed. I thought that’s funny.
James talks about fish finger sandwiches, he posted about them on his Twitter and FoodTribe accounts several times in the past and it’s a really nice and easy dish I like to eat as well!
The CDs in Jeremy’s glovebox are "Supertramp - Crime of the Century", "Yes - The Yes Album", "The Who - Who’s Next", "Genesis - Seconds Out", some album by Eric Clapton you cannot read and "Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon". Despite my age, these are all albums and bands I absolutely love and I think he does as well. ～♡
I had to make something up for the broken air conditioning, something like that is always happening on their journeys (especially in James’s cars!). I’m sure after the events of the comic, it was completely fine again! ^◡^
They always take photos of themselves sleeping and post it somewhere online, this time it was my chance to draw a scene of that! I enjoyed working on that one! Hehehehe...
Jeremy and James’s painful high-five I got from the Grand Tour Colombia Special
In James’s Pub Hammond gets served Spag Bol (yeah, I have this from "Oh Cook!") and Jeremy ordered the infamous fish pie. The reason why I’ve chosen two different meals is that Richard doesn’t like fish, a running gag I keep constant in all of my comics. Also it can be taken as a reference to "The Perfect Road Trip".
James’s apron I spotted in "Lochdown", I think it really suits him! ♥︎
And this time there’s even a moral of the story: Don’t drink and drive!
#the grand tour#grand tour#top gear#thegrandtour#topgear#jeremy clarkson#clarkson#james may#may#richard hammond#hammond#trio#comic#fan comic#comics#cartoon#fan art#fanart#art#story#fan fic#cars#car#paintings#painting#artwork#diddly squat farm#royal oak#driving#comic story
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