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#The Hivemind - Agency Archive
i-expect-you-to-die · 10 months
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One of the Two Password Locked Webpages - Shawn's Desk!
The password for this website is as follows:
that`sTHEpASscOdEx
The website has a habit of lagging, so below the cut is all the important files which can be found by going into the website!
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^ This is the background image, the rainbow paperclips as well as his seeming break up with Sam heavily implies that Shawn is gay :]
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ninathekillerzblog · 8 months
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INFO ABOUT MY CREEPYPASTA AU'S:
So I have two AUs as of right now,
Citypastas - Joint AU shared with my two best friends + Other people who wanted to be in it but didn't create it
Archives from the Abyss - An AU solely made by me! Mainly writing and surprisingly, not Nina centric! It's about all the pastas and other internet horrors, it derails from the cannon and the fannon, more of a mix of whatever I view the pastas as. On this blog I'll mainly write about Archives from the Abyss..
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Archives from The Abyss
Takes place in Centralia, Pennsylvania.
An elusive agency, shrouded in mystery, devoted to hunting cryptids and unraveling the paranormal. Led by the elusive Director Obsidian, operatives known as "Arcane Revenants" venture into the shadows, armed with occult knowledge and enigmatic artifacts. From ancient forests to abyssal depths, they brave the unknown, battling creatures that defy comprehension. Their purpose: to protect the world from the eldritch and to pierce the veil that hides the unfathomable.
Archives have gotten leaked from The Abyss, files about a group of individuals who didn't seem to exist in our world, but another plane of dimension who've broken the timeline and merged realities.
In short, the Operator has found a way to break realities and has scattered his pastas across the multiverse in order to gain more power to defeat the Nezperdian Hivemind, otherwise known as Zalgo. The Abyss Agency attempts to control these anomalies and send them back to their original universe.
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Citypastas - MODERN!Creepypasta AU
Takes place in Super Awesome Town, USA.
A nina-jeff-ben centric story, pretty self explanatory.
In the heart of the ominous forest, Jeff the Killer, a restless and thrill-seeking spirit, yearns to escape the confines of the trees and plunge into the chaos of the city once more. Eager to quench his desire for fear and adrenaline, he proposes a daring adventure to his fellow pastas, Nina and BEN. Their journey takes them through the shadows of the forest, guided by the pale moonlight, as Jeff outlines his plan to blend into the urban landscape and rekindle the terror that fuels him. Cloaked in disguise, they step into the bustling city, concealing their menacing appearance beneath hoods and masks.
In short, Jeff, BEN, and Nina go into the city! They've been confined to the forest in this AU, as well as all the other pastas. Slowly but surely all the pastas make their way out of the forest and try to learn normalcy.
Fun facts:
Liu is normal in this au, he owns a cafe.
Nurse Ann is being 'considered' to being a pasta, so instead of living in the mansion or forest she owns a clinic yet deals with hallucinations of Slenderman.
Happy Appy is cannon here, he lives in the sewers.
Squidward Suicide is also a cannon creepypasta in this AU.
Judge Angels and Helen are exs in this, but Judge Angels is a normal person and never was influenced by Slenderman! She goes by Dianne and is Liu's roommate whose trying to meet ends meet.
Jane is a lesbian like her cannon backstory, she's dating a normal person named Mary Vaughn.
Lulu, Lazari, BEN, and Sally's rooms are all connected in the mansion like a big ol' sleepover.
This AU started from a creepypasta minecraft server.
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ellascreams · 2 months
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You know I frequently think about what Magnus Archive entities different characters from things would be warlocks for but I don’t think I’ve ever really talked about any of my thoughts on it before. Maybe I should start doing that, just for fun. Someone might find it interesting. This one is for IEYTD because I don’t expect this hyperfixation to die very soon. Spoilers for all the games. Oh and if you want to use this as inspiration for some weird crossovers you can, but please tell me if you do, because I wanna see it.
Agent Phoenix: The End This one is especially fitting if you think of the time loops as being in universe, stuck dying again and again, but it works even without that. Constantly close to death, feeling the fear of death, but never actually dying. Causing others fear because their friends have to deal with grief and their enemies have to be terrified every time they survive something they shouldn’t have. You could make an argument for The Beholding, you can for most protagonists, but it doesn’t make as much sense to me.
Handler: The Beholding He watches his agents do such dangerous things and can’t do much more than watch. He can help in someways but not too many. I imagine it would also be uncomfortable for Zoraxis agents to know they’re being watched by someone who they can’t see, someone other than the agent in front of them. Alternatively, he could be The Web. (“A mere puppeteer, they only enslave you,”) I just don’t think that works as well since he also has to answer to The Agency and he doesn’t have any malicious intent with his manipulations.
Dr. Zor: The Web Constantly orchestrating schemes from the shadows, has no loyalty to anyone and will kill their highest ranks without remorse if they interfere with their plans, too clever to ever be caught, and knows what Phoenix will do well enough to leave messages for them. Could also make arguments for The Stranger, The Beholding, The End, and The Extinction, but I think all of those connect back to their plotting and masterminding.
Daniel Sans: The Corruption Very minor character but I felt like adding him here. He made a super virus. That’s it that’s all I’ve got.
Zoraxis AI: The Buried Specifically the one in the escape pod. Does this even count as a character? No idea, but you can’t tell me that escape pod doesn’t sound like it would be the subject of someone’s statement if they got out of it alive.
Hivemind: The Corruption He’s literally just bees. Like, a bunch of bees. His name is Hivemind. What else can I even say?
Solaris: Uh The Vast Maybe? Because space? I’ll be honest I’m not really sure about this one, if anyone has any ideas I’d love to hear them.
The Fabricator: The Desolation She seems to enjoy the pain she causes with her inventions, whereas some of the scientists in game seem more like they’re just hurting people for the sake of their science. I’d also definitely accept The End for her since death traps are kind of her main thing.
John Juniper: The Stranger He’s got the masks, the acting and lying, he impersonates people, it seems like a perfect fit honestly. I guess he could maybe work for The Spiral but that’s mostly because it’s so similar to The Stranger.
Gibson: The Beholding Ok this one might sound a bit weird but hear me out. Phoenix pretends to be Gibson for a reason, his radio allows him to eavesdrop and he probably does eavesdrop just so he won’t miss Juniper’s commands. Gibson is just a butler, but he hears all about these worldwide conspiracies and gets caught in the crossfire, and there really isn’t much he can do about it. Except threatening to share the things that he’s heard, which is very affective, because he’s heard a lot of important secrets.
Shawn in HR: The Beholding Honestly he really does give me archive assistant or object storage vibes. Just doing his job hearing about and sorting the horrors. The big difference is that the horrors in this situation are corporate espionage and conspiracies.
Dr. Prism: The Extinction Ok once again, this may seem a bit weird, but hear me out. Her main goal in game is to replace the agents with robots and there is an element of humanity being replaced to The Extinction, not just everyone dying. Then there’s Zor’s betrayal destroying all her robots at once. Then she helps Phoenix save all the agents in the world from death. Even if it’s never an extinction of humanity she certainly has experience with extinctions. An alternate might be The Hunt because of her obsession with revenge and killing Phoenix or Zor, and the Agency trying to track her down.
Robutler: The Stranger or The Spiral He just seems so friendly and happy to talk to you while he attempts to kill you.
Ollie: The Lonely I swear this isn’t just because Ollie’s voice reminds me of Alexander J Newall’s. The poor guy just got abandoned in the ocean for like at least a month. His coworkers and bosses seem to be pretty mean to him too.
Director Morales: The Web He really is just running The Agency behind the scenes. We really don’t hear much about him orchestrating anything but maybe that’s just because he’s really good at it. Out of all these characters, he would probably be the creepiest to me if he was actually a warlock for an entity.
The Phantom: The Web We really don’t know much about them but they manage to leave coins for Phoenix to find everywhere they go knowing that they’ll find them. Very Web like behavior. Maybe The Hunt. The coin thing is kinda like a scavenger hunt and they do have to track down Phoenix to leave those clues.
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Propaganda for General Prelim Poll 7
(Vote here)
Pearl (Splatoon) :
"Her 'hair' is pearly white."
Shirayuki (Agakami no Shirayuki Hime/Snow White with the Red Hair) :
Her name means 'snow white' in Japanese.
The King in Yellow/Hastur (Malevolent) :
"He's a Great Old One/eldritch deity consistently described as yellow by several characters, he's the king in yellow, the king of yellow one might say. He's followed by dancing figures also dressed in yellow. One of the two things he's been described as wearing is a yellow cloak (the other one is a pallid mask). His symbol is referred to as the Yellow Sign. One of the two entities that were once pieces of him is referred to as Yellow. To my recollection he's referred to more as the King in Yellow than as Hastur. This guy is very very yellow.
"Hark! Comes the yellow King! Regaled in a gown of yellow, he stands twice as tall as any man! Majestic, he glides over the ground to take his throne in lost Carcosa, for he is the king that was and shall be!" [Episode 20]
Silver (Coffee Talk) :
"Silver, our beloved! Coffee Talk is a game where you run a coffee shop in a world where fantasy races are commonplace, and the world is still in a new age of peace treaties and trying to navigate through old racism. Unfortunately, Silver is an alien from outer space— NOT one of the races protected under law. He is actively hunted by the government agency F.I.R.E. (an I.C.E. allegory) and has an interesting dynamic with the player character (I won't spoil what it is).
Silver himself is just a sweetheart. A good NB. A soft and confused alien still getting used to separation from his hivemind, and learning what individuality means to him."
Red (Happiness Charge Precure) :
No propaganda yet
Kuroe (Magia Record) :
"Her name means 'black creek' "
Black Pearl (Pirates of the Carribean) :
I hope you are not saying she is just a ship? Only some wood hammered together? No, she has a soul and she has a will.
Quotes for backup:
"It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. But what a ship is...what the Black Pearl really is...is freedom."
"The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors."
"That ain't a natural ship. It can sail direct against the wind, into a hurricane and not lose speed. That's how she takes her prey."
Owen Archibald Thompson a.k.a Agent Green (The Bright Sessions and The AM Archives) :
No propaganda yet
Blackarachnia (Transformers) :
"Often confused with Arachnid but that's another character
Blackarachnia's a spider whose main color has consistently been black, as advertised in her name, across multiple designs and series! Sometimes she has yellow, sometimes pink, other times even blue but she'll always be predominantly black. Living up to her name fr!"
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theriu · 1 year
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I posted 6,818 times in 2022
That's 2,560 more posts than 2021!
191 posts created (3%)
6,627 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@everythingfox
@taleweaver-ramblings
@doodlee-a
@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord
@ionlywantyougone
I tagged 1,749 of my posts in 2022
#humor - 543 posts
#rebagel'd - 240 posts
#video - 164 posts
#pets - 109 posts
#cats - 99 posts
#river rambles - 91 posts
#cool art - 78 posts
#brb laughing - 73 posts
#dracula daily - 62 posts
#nice - 56 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#it’s like that thing where you get off the computer internet and then check your phone internet in case the small internet has something ne
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Helping Humans Is Complicated
"I don't understand. We showed the new planet our wellness machines and offered to modify them for humans, but their governments don't seem interested. They keep insisting their technology is better despite the data and demanding weapons technology we don't have."
"Oh yeah, I've heard about this. It's like a mix of species pride and a weird distrust of freely offered new things."
"Well, what do we do? Just leave the technology with them and hope for the best?"
"Nope. Take it away."
"...I'm sorry?"
"Take it away from them. Say they can't have it. Tell them it's too valuable to share."
"But surely if they don't care now, they won't care then."
"Oh, they definitely will. This species has invented entire agencies dedicated to stealing information other human groups try to keep secret. They can't stand not being ALLOWED to have something."
"Even if they didn't want it in the first place? How does that make sense?"
"Look, I don't know, but I found an example of it in the Earth History and Legends archive. Supposedly, peasants didn't like the taste of a healthy tuber this human king wanted to introduce, so he just told everyone they couldn't have the tubers, planted them, and posted really lax guards around the garden. Peasants 'stole' the tubers, and boom: nutritious potatoes introduced. "
"That's...nonsensical. I'm not sure we should give them anything if they're going to be that way about it."
"All I'm saying is that whether you take away the tech to trick them or take it away because you don't think they deserve it, humans are determined little plurski, and they WILL steal it. Should be interesting to see how they get past our firewalls."
"Do we even want relations with this kind of group?"
"Oh yeah, they can be super tough and resourceful, on the whole. Plus their coffee is FANTASTIC."
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#4
I love posts about human customs being incomprehensible to aliens or humans having all these strange but helpful instincts, but you know what would also be funny? Aliens super relating to some of humanity’s less admirable qualities.
- Woman starts shrieking hysterically at alien encounter, aliens are pleased that someone there properly respects the momentousness of this potentially terrifying occasion.
- Obsessive collector becomes liason to aliens with dragon-like hoarding culture.
- Human crying over a papercut is first human that soft jellyfish aliens feel they can relate to.
- Massive introvert (this is not a bad human quality it’s just rarer to see in Humans As Space Orcs scenarios) who likes spending time alone in a small room is highly desirable as coworker for extremely social race that get anxious in enclosed spaces, lets them work on other things in more open areas.
- Human with poor hygeine learns aliens find the smell of sweat delightful.
- Hivemind aliens mistaking an angry mob for another hivemind, successfully open relations with mob leader.
1,955 notes - Posted August 15, 2022
#3
Yes yes everyone’s talking (or not) about Bruno and other plot twists in Encanto, but I want to explore the REALLY GROUNDBREAKING points of Encanto that you never expect in a Disney movie:
Heroine has two LOVING, ALIVE parents who are STILL MARRIED.
Both main married couples on-screen have been faithfully married (and NOT died) for at least 20 years.
The husbands are both LOVING and AFFECTIONATE to their kids and wives. (Yes I WILL go on about healthy marriages and families portrayed in media and you CANT STOP ME)
The main character’s dad is kinda goofy but still shown to be wise and capable when it matters.
A boy got the requisite animal companion(s) instead of the main girl.
The main girl has NO potential love interests ANYWHERE.
EVIL IS NOT LIME, I REPEAT, EVIL IS NOT LIME!!!!
5,373 notes - Posted January 20, 2022
#2
Using my prodigious powers of deep literary analysis and cultural correlation, I believe I can and have predicted the next scene for @buggachat​​ ‘s Miraculous Ladybug Bakery Enemies AU. Please consider my carefully and exhaustively rendered hypothesis:
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5,977 notes - Posted August 24, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
It has just occurred to me that of all the characters in Winnie the Pooh, the only ones that lack both fingerless stuffing hands and faint seam lines (the indications that someone is a stuffed animal) are Rabbit and Owl. Which carries the possible implication that Rabbit and Owl are just a normal rabbit and owl living with a bunch of sentient stuffed animals.
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And somehow this makes Rabbit’s constant consternation with all of his neighbors even funnier to me.
53,119 notes - Posted May 13, 2022
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theohniaka3project · 3 years
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Introduction from the Reclamation Project's Executive Director
A Letter for Readers of The Ohniaka III Project from Exec. Director Hugh
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Before I begin this letter in earnest, I must tell the reader now that former Borg do not often prefer speaking for other former Borg. As principle, we value individual thoughts and voices in the highest regard, and even revel in declaring this sentiment to others upon introduction.
With this pre-amble concluded, to the xBs that visit this Archive: I thank you for allowing me this opportunity to speak for us regarding our people, our intents, and our livelihoods.
And to those untouched by the Collective and wish to learn more about the Liberated Borg Cooperation, the Reclamation Project, and the xBs who claim Ohniaka III as their home: welcome.
May spontaneity guide you, agency lead you, and clarity wizen you.
Perhaps you are surprised at the verbal eloquence already in this letter, coming from an xB. Individuals who, upon their first instances of Reprisal, can hardly speak or choose words without the Collective's sudden, near-painful absence. I tell you in earnest; it took many years for me to be able to speak the way I am able to now.
xBs are a people of paradoxes.
We take unity in that fact we have all come from a singular, traumatic Oppressor that bound us to a half-life of collective consciousness. This is our common factor. This is what binds us as xBs. We were once many, we were once each other, and now we are not. The augments that litter our skin, the implants that can be shed, replaced, repaired, and even removed; this is the common factor, the unity- that we carry as individuals.
Yet in that common factor, in that unity, we find fractals of our experiences. Divergences. Variations, in our emergence from the Collective. "Divergence, variation, fractals:" these are all words the Collective hates, in relation to itself. It will gladly take lives and societies these three words embody and add to the Collective's own mass, certainly, but never apply it to the billions of bodies it inhabits and utilizes. But we, xBs, are are all separated differently, speak differently, and yes: even act differently. What a joyous sensation it is to explore the self and discover habits, likes, dislikes, and yes: even words, in the comfort and camaraderie of those like us.
We find comfort in the company of those who share our past trauma, yet delight in the people we are now. This, eternally, is the mission of the Reclamation Project: to give xBs a new beginning in this life guided by those like them, and to let them live as their whole selves in the Cooperation.
The Reclamation Project's motto is a simple one: "Know Thyself." It is to compliment the Cooperation's motto: "Individuality's Needs, Community's Many;" for one must know themselves (at least partially) before being flung into the sometimes-overwhelming world of individuality: of singular life as we know it now rather than the mass of the Collective.
I recall a specific phrase from my speech given at the Atlas Project's Midway Gala opening ceremony eight years ago to a mostly Federation/Starfleet audience. I will allow myself the indulgence to repeat it here, in writing, with the hope of leaving you with the same optimism I had then:
"I am no longer Third of Five, and yet I carry him with me every day of my life. For I have learned not to rue what I once was; instead, I celebrate what I have become, in spite of the drone I once was.  Every xB you meet is no longer part of the Hivemind they were once taken or subjugated to be. They are, instead, a person; an individual, just as any sapient being experiences life and learns from it. And those individuals who gather together, in clarity-given agency and free will, to help others like ourselves become their own individual: that is what the Reclamation Project is. We strive to ‘Reclaim’ what was taken. Reclaim lives, personalities, existences, homes, families; and it is a ‘Project:' because our work has no definitive end. Just as we ourselves are, forever, works-in-progress. It shall be a ‘Project’ so long as the Cooperation exists, so long as the Collective may exist: and so long as there are those who will resist against it."
These words, despite their age, remain true, and unfortunately we must continue to remind those who visit us or interact with us these same basic principles.
I offer you a parable that we have begun to speak. "Start, from your beginning, like all xBs do; wherever that beginning may be." No matter what their lives may have been before the Hivemind, all former Borg have a point of beginning, once severed from the Collective; it is when their lives begin in earnest. So too do adventures, endeavors, people, and stories all have beginnings, and I am merely grateful to welcome you as you begin your journey into learning more about us.
We wish you peace. We wish you prosperity. We wish you see us as no longer Borg.
Most of all, we wish to live. And that, above all, is treasured beyond all words to those who did not truly live before.
-RECLAMATION PROJECT EXEC. DIRECTOR HUGH letter published Stardate 76006.62
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i-expect-you-to-die · 10 months
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This is the Second of the Two Password Locked Webpages - Handler's Desk!
To get to the password locked part, click on the yellow "here" in the text and it'll take you to the password input. The password is as follows:
whereareyou
Once again, the website has a habit of lagging, so I'll put all the important images under the cut!
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^ This is the Handler's desk. You can learn this by going into developer tools and finding the images (what I'm doing to bring these to you), and the png is named "Handler-Desk"!
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