i like my men sad, wet, and pathetic.

excellent.

My favourite kind of fics to read and to write

I let out a breath i didn't realise i was holding lpm

i have a headcanon because of this wonderful 100+ thousand words fanfic series on ao3 that stein is just obsessed with spirit and spirit is literally the only reason stein's still has some sane sense. the guy just desperately clings to him like a little boy to the only adult who didn't reject him, spirit is literally a breath of fresh air for him after a bad battle or a candle that burns forever in the dark. i can't fully explain how stein feels about this redhead idiot, it's just that felling in the chest when he sees him and suddenly everything as it's supposed to be for a few seconds, no horrors, no abstruse thoughts, just spirit, his red hair and his awfully stupid face

LET'S GOOOOO!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABTTT AAAAAAAAAAA LET'S GOOO

Yeahh having a girl/boy friend is cool if BUT HAVE YOU EVER REMEMBERED A DREAM SO CLEARLY YOU MADE A WHOLE OC CAST ABOUT IT??

me after making the same 38 year old filipina drow tav 4 times over

me writing my gay little fanfics

Lucille Elizabeth Grace-Jackson was born with a large birthmark on her left cheek and a blind eye.

Hermes takes her in his arms first.

The rest is Percy's choice.

This got me laughing manically for like 5 seconds straight.

Listen, I may be a pretty masc person, but when the princess dress-up ASMR comes on, we're the prettiest princess in the room, okay?

hihihihiii you're cute

hihihihi hiiiii :33333

no you're cute sweetie

Love when a character is like "damn I got issues" y'know as all good characters do, and then the solution is that they meet someone who is Even Worse

vomit

Danny boy.

Danny wants his throat fucked hard and long enough that he throws up on it. He wants tears running down his face.

he'd need lots of aftercare, but gods he'd be so into it. I think if ever one of the boys could cum untouched it's Danny and it's as he's gagging and throwing up on your cock.