Fuck it Friday/Last Line Challenge 🌻

Last night, there I am, lovingly thinking of having enough energy to write on my current WIPs, when @pirrusstuff and I start discussing cowboy boots. Specifically ones with sunflowers on them. And that, friends, is how we ended up here. Please accept this brain dump of words in which Buck is the local livestock vet that Eddie Diaz absolutely cannot stand, but is forced to deal with.

“Bobby.” Eddie’s tone borders on a whine. “There’s nothing else you can do?” “‘Fraid not. I’ve pulled out every trick I know. Ya gotta call him.” Bobby pauses for what Eddie’s certain is only dramatic effect. “Unless, of course, you want her to get an infection or, more realistically, die.” Eddie sighs and lets his head drop between his shoulders. He knows Bobby’s right, even had a feeling it might come to this before Bobby started throwing him nervous glances when Lola didn’t appear to be progressing. Unfortunately, now, there’s no time to waste on Eddie’s petty grudge.   Without looking up from where he’s crouched next to his very pregnant, very distressed mare, Eddie holds his hand out expectantly.   “Already dialed for you,” Bobby says, a little too smugly, handing him the phone.   “‘Lo?” The familiar voice answers, sounding like he’s chewing. Logically, Eddie knows it’s just coincidental timing, but it still feels like a purposeful slight. “Buckley, I’ve got a mare in labor, stalled. Between me and Nash we’ve tried everything we can think of, but we’re gonna need a hand here.”   There’s a long pause that would make him think they got disconnected except for the loud crunching.  “Huh,” Buck finally says. “So there is something you can’t do.” “Are you coming or not?” Eddie spits back. He can practically hear the smirk forming on Buck’s lips.  “Don't worry, sunshine. Be right there.” 

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My BFF has told me to watch a medical drama called New Amsterdam and I am simultaneously dreading it, terrified at the prospect, and excited to potentially rip it to pieces.

The healthcare boys are gonna be commenting on this, and Wars and Twi will absolutely be having a drinking competition for medical errors 👍🏻

MOST FUCKABLE FF14 MAN ROUND 3

Luke: oh hi Millie, hi Glynn, hi Stephen.

Stephen: *is dressed up in a suit of armor and holding a jousting pole while charging forward on his mobility scooter* CHARGE!!

Glynn: *is also dressed in a suit of armor and pointing a jousting pole at Stephen while charging forward on his mobility scooter* CHARGE!!

Luke: … um… Millie? What-

Millie: they got bored so they challenged each other to a jousting tournament.

Luke: oh, interesting! Who’s winning?

Millie: this is only the first round.

Luke: huh?

The mobility scooters: *are moving at half a millimeter per an hour*

Millie: they started the tournament three hours ago.

Stephen: *is barely an inch from the starting line* I WILL NOT BACK DOWN!!

Glynn: *is also barely an inch from the starting line* FOR THE KING!!

Millie: this might take a few days…

Hello My Lovelies,

By the time you receive this invitation to Saturday brunch, it will be Sunday. Yes, actually Sunday. Yesterday WAS a day. My apologies again Jesus.

My boys are………well, they are alive. Thank you husband for that.

@trans-darbie is back at the fairgrounds with the children and @god-wednesday . Wednesday, bring that big Irish redhead with you for brunch. I need a drinking companion.

@angelo-rib-shack SHOULD be on his knees to @mr-crawleigh [yet another visual I didn’t need] APOLOGIZING.

@muriel-not-the-dim-one it’s a shit show over here honey. You may want to skip this brunch. It’s going to be EXTREMELY alcoholic. At least for me.

@docdust @i-dream-of-sheeny @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @e-w-w-morningstar @god-in-the-basement @one-coming-is-enough @sliceocheese @angelo-chuck-wagon @angel-and-the-serpent @curlish @andagon @pissylittlebirdboy @kleenexwoman @youroneandonlysnakelady @thedemon-crowley @violet-yimlat @avis-morningstar @gandalf-big-oos @theflatfrog

I can’t promise all the food will be “good”. Edible, possibly. Bring anything you want to share, food, alcohol or otherwise.

Lent is over, not that this lot observes it, Christ Almighty. Shit, sorry again Jesus. I really owe you.

@dream-of-pain as always you are welcome in my home. [she slurs drunkenly]

Who the hell are……..oh who cares?

I need sleep. @the-metatron shove over husband, I’m coming to bed. Keep your “friend”on your side of the bed. [nice robe]

Spider time

(all spiders + a link to their Wikipedia pages will be available under the cut)

Any other suggestions don't have to be huntsman spiders btw. I'm open to options, I was just making a list based off of a suggestion I got from a dear friend

Social Huntsman

Golden Huntsman

Fire-back Huntsman (image credit)

Lion Spider (image credit)

Grass Huntsman

Rory and Jess in every episode: S2E5 "Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy"

@partywithponies

The Demon Prince of Momochi House. I just came across it and it's announced it's anime series will premiere next year. It's piqued my interest a bit so I might watch it next year. Plus good news the manga series is completed so hopefully its anime will cover the whole story. Cross your fingers.

I’m genuinely curious about something…

keeping the statistics on you all✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

In response, TikTok claims it has reached “'artist-first' agreements with every other label and publisher” and that “Universal's self-serving actions are not in the best interests of artists, songwriters and fans”

31st January 2024 By Surej Singh

Last night (January 30), Universal Music Group (UMG) published an open letter announcing its intention to withdraw music from artists signed to the publisher and label from short-form video platform TikTok, which has since responded in a statement of its own.

A short list of UMG artists whose music is expected to vanish from the platform is Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny, The Weeknd, Drake, Billie Eilish, Justin Bieber, Adele, Coldplay, J Balvin, Post Malone and Sophie Ellis-Bextor – whose 2001 track ‘Murder On The Dancefloor’ has gone particularly viral through TikTok following the release of Saltburn.

In its statement, UMG announced that its licensing agreement with TikTok expires today (January 31, 2024) and that negotiations to renew the contract have fallen short. According to Reuters, TikTok and UMG first reached an agreement in February 2021.

-> read the full article on nme.com

HELLO? What in the how in the when-? I’m still a tumblr infant you guys, what??

thank you so much to the sweet lovelies who I’ve had the pleasure of interacting with, and thank you for sticking around!? 🥹

um…AS a tumblr infant, I’m not really sure what a customary response to a hundo would be so…up to anyone interested!!

when It hits 100…

You know your job is about to be chaotic when you receive an email saying to call the manager for an interview after putting on the “why do you want to work with us” section “I like Asian food and I need money”.