We all noticed how Alastor only ever seems to sing reprises, or how he only ever interrupts songs by others. It fits his personality and character so damn much its amazing.

He sung a reprise of Charlie's song in the pilot to get into her good graces. He interrupted Vox and Lucifer's solos, using their own melody to against them to assert dominance and make the song his own. He takes and steals and bends himself to fit any situation.

But he WASNT DOING that in the finale

His melody was vastly different from the others. It didn't fit in the song.

Even the Vees' verse somewhat fit in with the theme, playing on the same beat, but not Alastor's. He changed the whole tune, grabbed at the lively beat and forced it down.

He was alone. There was no audience to play for. No need to pretend.

For the first time, we got ALASTOR'S song. No masks. No performances for anyone else. He didn't play off others, no. This is HIS melody, and no one else's.

I saw a lot of people complain how his part didn't fit into the song and YES THAT'S THE POINT. HE DOESN'T FIT IN. He only sings to the song's tune when he was back with the others. Alone, he never sung to the same beat. We can see now, clear as day how he never was on the same wavelength as the others. He doesn't associate himself with the main cast, nor with the villainous vees. He works alone, he doesn't need a harmony from companions, he refuses to.

We're finally starting to see him.

Augh im hurts

Anyways im busy and hurts rn but asap i am kicking sasha up its their fuckin turn

character opinion bingo!! rottmnt donnie, draxum, and cassandra 🥺

BESTIEEEE HELL YEAHHHHHH. my writting gets worse in my excitement please persue the alt for clarity. OUR FIRST TRIPPPPLEEE BINGOOOOOOO

[ALT] DONIIIIIEEEEEEEE MY BOYYYYY my special special shaped boyyyyyy. everyone is wrong i THINK ive disscussed. his autism doesnt present like urs or some other guy just cause u realise hes autistic. HE LOVESSSS HIS FAMILY. he has VARIED interest in hugs and textures and flavours and cleanliness. the fandom meanness isnt actually that bad MORE. they looooove to hit him with the angst hammer. well. by all means. scraped s2 and 3 EPSIODESSSSSS GUH. hessss a botantist hessss going on a journey with his mystics hissss ARCSSSSS. WAH. best donnie design we all know this. u can like other ones (I DO!!) but we all know hes best. look at his eyebrows. groovying donnie still my discord icon <3. I WANT EP WERE HE PASS AWAY. the sacred text. IS LITERALLY ABOUT HIM. DID i cry at rise movie i think so. ALSO. famously. well i never know if any of u know. BUT bnf super popular au comic. I DEF CRIED.

HAVE I MENTIONED. how much of a perfect addition he was to turtles character villian/ally roster. HESSSS SOOOOO GOOD.

[ALT] HES THE HOT VILLAIN REDEEMED BABY TRAPPING GOAT MAN!!!!!!! he was evil and scary and evil and scary and used and then pathetic and wet and then running this lunch room like the navy and then PROTECTIVE COOL DAD. in a hot robe. actually maybe the au evil draxys have calmed down now. or i just check the tag less..... HE WAS. suppose to HELP HIS KIDS. with their MAGICS. there was an EP he was supposed to help RAPH they were supposed to BUILD UP as a FAMIBLY. CRIES FOREVER. hessss so silly hes such a perfect fun cartoon villian i have EVEN more opinions than previously about the laws of cartoon villians. which is that if their fun they can do whatever they want. this is not a contradiction. its the purpose of a cartoon. sorrrrrry sorrrry mr cena sorrrrry i really want to hear his villian song with the second va. think he woulda had the range. tho i dont know. silly bastard man.

(sung like sweeny todd joana) I SEEEE U, CASSANDRA.

[ALT] HER NAME IS CASEY JONES SHELL BUST UR BONES

broooooo. BROOOOOOOOOO. THEY MADE CASEY A CRAZYYYYYY 18 year old GIRL DUDEEEEEEEEEEE. and then REPLACED HER IN THE MOVIE. forrrr normiessss. WITH SORA???? shes a great turtles character fake out moment shes a great CHARACTER. its GREAT that she gets added to the group by being mentored by splints cause he sees a upset child hes like. well no thats not good. DO U KNOW? what ususally happens with caseys and aprils in TURTLES?? U GET ME??? crazy girl 4 crazy girl. she issss SO silly. shes drawn and written and VOICED soooo fucking spectacularly so perfectly executed. frankly. where the hell else are u getting a female cartoon character this buck wild. es arcee... maybe. kdjfgnjdf. WE SHOULDA GOTTEN MOREEEEE. she and raph were gonna be the best of fucking bros U_U. they would fucking BREAK. EVERYTHING <3. her fucking gay dads and their cupcake shop. etc

So I finished Helluva Boss today. I like to make notes when I consume a piece of media. I never said those notes were peak maturity. Far from.

Enter.

Two seconds in: holy shit is that MORDERCAI?? 😰😰😰😰 no wayyyyyyyy.

And that kids, is how you traumatise a class of kids. I mean, I know I’m meant to feel bad for… whatever her name is, but those poor children 😭

HELP I LAUGHED LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN SHE THAT KID GOT CHOKEHELD IM A MONSTER OMG. IM SORRY 😭 it was just so funny 2 me I’m so so sorry.

She’s kinda hot tho when she’s a demon. Ngl.

I need the furry wolf’s number. IMMEDIATELY. I am DOWN BAD.

Is that fucking… stock horror music? HAHAHA- no no I’m imagining it, but imagine if it was.

HES BRITISH. THE BATHTUB GUY IS BRITISH.

BRUH. HES DOWN BAD, EVEN AFTER THE SHIT HES STILL RAMBLING ON?? HIRE A HOOKER!! GOD ITS ALWAYS… certain types of… I’m Irish, okay?!?! It’s a personal attack on me!

HAHAHA. L. L MOXIE L. The family just died anyway that’s a fucking LlLlLlLlLlL.

Closing thoughts: give me the satanic wolfs number immediately. I am down bad rn.

Rating: 3/5.

It kept me entertained, and hooked.

Episode 2:

This song reminds me of a particular band, I just don’t know what. There’s a certain “style” that’s familiar to it. I don’t know what.

Yeah I just. I saw that exact thing coming. Something going wrong, and something going wrong fast.

Octavia is just like me except my dad hates me and is just as unstable as my mom.

Okay so here’s my question: his eyes. Uhhh, the British bathtub guy. I forgot. It’s full red, is that his iris? How huge is his range of vision? Because MINE? Hun-knee, I have visual snow syndrome and shit eyesight, I’m nearsighted, this British fucker- see I’m Irish so this is a personal attack on me.

If you become a demon when you die, are their kids biological or did they die too?… dark thought.

Is there another… character that isn’t Moxie? Because I don’t care to remember his name tbh. So I’ll call him ‘Not Moxie’.

Blitzo, Stolas, I get it mixed up. And I can’t tell who Moxie is and who… the other one is. Moxie has a high voice, right??? I don’t know. I’ll learn it eventually.

Imagine your dad loving you. Couldn’t be me. Ever. Now I’m shedding. Skin or tears? You decide. (I shed my skin when emotional, like a snake. HISSSS)

Thoughts: Poor Via.

Ranking: 3/5. I liked it, I guess.

Episode 3:

God damn it why are all the female demons so hot. Damn you episode. I mean, *ahem* hello senora. ;)

I think my favourite characters so far are uh… what’s her name? Something -ica, and uh…….. the asshole. What was his name? Is he Stolas or Blitzo? I keep forgetting. 😭

Can I call her Titanic? No reason. She just looks like a… Titanic. Surely there are kids called that. (Rereading this I had a reason for this but I don’t fucking remember what the fuck?)

Blitzo. Gotta remember that. Blitzo. Ok. I’ve got it.

…UH OH. IVE BEEN CAUGHT. HELP THAT FOURTH WALL BREAK CREEPED ME OUT OK IM SORRY FOR BEING A SIMP IM SORRY.

Overall thoughts: None.

Ranking: 5/5. It was my favourite episode so far.

Episode 4

Uh… I liked how the piano switched places just to fall on his head? Yeah this episode kinda was meh.

2/5.

Episode 5:

Yeah I didn’t care much for this either.

2/5. Maybe I’m not paying attention enough.

Episode 6:

Okay so Red girl (what I’ve been calling in my head) is called Millie.

“Ee-dough” it’s pronounced Eh-doe period. In Japanese, ‘e’ means the ‘eh’ sound.

Is that. I was right, that’s just House Of Leaves or whatever?? It’s not bad to use horror stock music just funny.

Ohhh, Stolas is the bathtub guy. I think I’m developing a sexual attraction to him. Not as much as I was down bad for Loona. And the other one. Ika. I’m calling her Ika. Wait, Verosika?

Episode 7:

Okay… I am now realising that Moxie and Millie are married. I’m kinda dumb.

Season 2:

Lmao M&M.

HELP STOP GASLIGHTING MOXXIE INTO THINKING HES FAT EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO HIM SHHSHSHS

Ah yes, the angel dust treatment. “Harder.”

Bro the pain of someone typing and then not responding.

Ok… why is season one episode 8 only out now? Huh? I don’t understand… (I checked the desc, nvm my words)

The mean girls reference XD.

I’ve heard of holding your breath, but not under honey?

The more I hear Kesha-

You: Her name is Beelzebub

Me: Anyway Kesha

The more I hear her, the more I might develop a Keshaccent. She’s cool but she seems like the kind of girl who would’ve bullied me for being autistic in high school.

So this takes place after uh… what happened again? I forgot. The night at the… lust club? Yeah whatever I forgot. Obvious from the start, just forget what exactly happened… anyway, how the fuck can Blitzo DIE ALONE?! HES IN HELL! You need a cold shower man…

Overall thoughts: I liked it. I’d give it a 7/10. I thought I wouldn’t like it, but I also thought that about XRA… I liked some characters, and even the ones that are like- beyond horrible people (like stella) I found entertaining to watch at the very least.

Pro’s:

- I liked the characters relationships with each other in various episodes. It made for comedic, or sometimes sad situations.

- I rarely found myself bored.

- It was pretty okay.

Cons:

- Some of the humour bordered on whiplash. Going from an emotional scene to comedic can be… really distracting. It wasn’t too much of an issue. I guess it’s intended as comic relief. Some of the humour was also immature which can throw some people off but I didn’t mind, I like vulgarity.

- Honestly, I can’t think of much else to critique. It was pretty good. It just didn’t impress me, or wow me, or make me feel much other than ‘oh, that’s sad’ or ‘oh, that’s funny’. But that’s okay.

Edit: I forgot to watch the pilot episode… and a new episode dropped today. So yeah, did that, been there. It’s been there did that, not… did that been- ugh why do I care about the semantics of this?

Hi I need bnha ppl to hear my brainrot

In Spanish (idk if it’s Mexico specifically or other places or where pls pls correct me if u know) I heard ppl say Salud, dinero y amor (Health, money , love) for bless you. Like 1 snz is salud 2 is dinero 3 is amor. They’re supposed to be the 3 essential things.

Ok now. Stay w me ok. In the Pitbull song cinco de mayo, he says salud, dinero, PROBATION (THATS ONLY IF THEY CATCH UUUUSSS)

Imagine hawks saying that to Dabi. Like blessings 4 ur health. blessings 4 ur money. blessings 4 ur probation THATS ONLY IF THEY CATCH USSSS.

@temporarilyunspokensneezes hissss 🦝

@miraclestitch​ asked:  sprays song accurate bruno with a spray bottle. "No. no. bad rat man."

“HISSSS--”

Swats the bottle away--

OKAY BUT I GOT A WHOLE ASS LIST BABE:

Wife and Me and My Husbannd from Christa’s POV (grrrr hissss grrrr)

Class of 2013 from Subaru’s POV (no explanation needed)

Fireworks from Kou’s POV (ouchouchouchouch)

Door from Laito’s POV (you gotta trust me on this one)

Burning Hill from Ruki’s POV (all hail our king of self destruction)

I Will, Geyser, and Goodbye My Danish Sweetheart from Yui’s POV (ouch again)

THE LIST GOES ON!!

AGHHHHHHH YES YES YES ILY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO THINK ABOUT THEM WITH THOSE SONGS 🤧

I bet on losing dogs also makes me think about Laito :p

AND A PEARL just.......... ruki and how he doesn't like to be touched, his trauma and how he cannot open up to others because he's trapped in his past

liquid smooth makes me think about Cordelia and all that adrenaline of being beautiful and knowing it, being able to do whatever you want and having people wrapped around your little finger.

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Rewind Memory of Past ep.2 (Who are you, mysterious calm singer in manor?)

Art & text by: Esther Yee Artz & Gaming

Contain 6 'poorly drawing' page in this story and no Comic collum. Just the story telling in this blog.

Warning: This post is containing plot twist story for 4th Anniversary of Cookie Run: OvenBreak & headcanon for Walnut Chocolate Cookie. (A Cookie Run OC by Esther Yee Artz)

There have a story about mysterious place that someone sending a mail to Walnut Chocolate Cookie. There also have palace guard, 'the past face of Roguefort Cookie'. He stare toward someone a that palace and he said, "Hello stranger... I am palace guard of Blue Cheese Manor but I don't remember what is my name actually. Who are you and why you come to my place?"

She said, "I am Walnut Choco Cookie. I come at here because there have someone sending to me a mail to come at this palace. Who are they actually sending me a mail?"

"Hmm.. Let's me check that name at this mail. But I never heared the people named 'Phantom Bleu' at this manor & palace. You can hear what I sing at here, Palace Park."

"Okay. I will come at here while I take a walk very far and I tired. Phew!"

Palace guard will started sing a calm song till he crying because he will know that what happend on his futhure face while the face look so mysterious and the outfit is completly diffence and the shadow said, "I am the person while Little Detective always casing me, Pha-"

When he done sing a calm song, he will continue chatting with Walnut Choco that actually Roguefort Cookie is his 'twin brother' while someone always pursuit with him, A little Detective, Great Detective Walnut Cookie but she (Walnut Choco) said, "That is my lil' sister name but I don't know what she said actually."

But, Palace guard said that he not same work as Roguefort Cookie, a phantom theif while they almost similar face. She shocked while he talking about Roguefort Cookie. It's seem she almost burned while take some outside air and going in at Blue Cheese Manor. "Alright... You can take some relaxing at this manor."

"Well.. I will take some air at here but..... my glasses already cracked? Maybe it seem that curse come again at my palace? Also, what is that? Seem likely as some fether at hat and my hair. Is that you, 'cursed shadow?"

Puhehehehe... hehehe.... Muohohohoho!

The laughing sound is almost arrive at Peace Park and he so scared with the scary laugh.

They hit so light as feather toward palace guard while they arrive at the park. Appearrenly that was Palace guard 'twin brother' (Also known as his cursed shadow in his memory) who was hitted lightly and scary sound laugh.

"Hehe.. It's was me hitted you while you sing a song toward my precious shining 'gearlistic'."

"But why you come at here again, cur- brother while I won't let you come back at here?"

"I was invited Walnut Chocolate Cookie at here to hear my story again, my lil' brother Parmesan Cookie."

"Eh? Did you mean the most beautiful person around this palace, brother?"

"Of course yes. But don't touch her or I will smack you again like as 2 years ago moment, hissss!"

He made a cat hissing sound like as his pet sound.

He slam the manor door very loud and he deep breathing after runaway from the curse sound at the palace. Then, his cursed brother arriving at the manor door.

"I won't touch your 'precious gearlistic', my brother."

"How you...?"

He will starting made a suspicious face just like as his brother.

He will heading from his manor because he almost burned by the Sun and let leaving from his brother before.....

Heeeeee.... Heheheheheheheheh.........

Teh maniac laugh made him fast runaway and made him crying because the sound is same with in his memory.

BAAAM!

Why you won't let me in at my manor, Parmesan Cookie?

"I won't let you in at my manor because my mom won't let in for cursed power just like you. This palace is for peaceful & heavenly power just like as me & Walnut Chocolate."

But you wanna know that.....

"What wrong with you, cursed brother?"

He will starting tell his past memory before he become 'very curse laugh & past memory of Time'.

Actually I am your futhure face of you, Parmesan. Thats is your name before become my name just because The Witches spoil a cup of milk at your dough too long time and become moldy.

Also I will tell you before your futhure time is don't belive with cursed person tell you about bad thing like me.

"Really? But I have heaed in my memory that your monocle lens cracked just because someone tell a bad thing toward you and don't hear it at mysterious place. Is that true?"

Yes.. That someone is Timekeeper who was cracked my monocle lens and made mess toward her past face, Croissant. She want made this mess again after Croissant have been fixed on that time. But, what you seen it my monocle now is already been fixed by Walnut Choco friend, Glass Candy. Thats works to my monocle till now.

But nevermind..... I will gone not quite long because my time will lost in the memory... Maybe I should take back Walnut Choco at there too because she also is same memory as mine.

Parmesan & Walnut Choco shocked while he said a truth story for them.

"Eh? Really?! I am just only the person still alive at this memory? Should I will follow you at your time?"

No.... You can't come closely toward me because I become 'ghost' for this moment.

"But I?"

There....... Ah~

He become dust after he never done tell a story forward Walnut Choco. But the memorial about him never varnish till forever.

"Um... He said that I am the same memory but he never take me along before he fainted into dust."

"Sorry Lady Walnut Chocolate because I close the door while he tell a story at here."

Maybe I will take you at there not too soon, Walnut Choco. Let's travel in time with me!

"Ehh?! He alive again?! Take me at there and we continue a journey with me & my lil' sister!"

"Alright. I will take you at there, Walnut Choco!"

He smile & happy like he want meet someone in his memory. Walnut Choco feel so happy when she meet with him. Is likely as happy ending from this story?

The End....?

6, 7, 10 hiss hiss

Hey baby..how are zu???

Ok so

6. most hated song in your native language?

- i think all the songs sung by Kakkar siblings where they use Punjabi language are the hated one(they better be) also there was a diljit's song..lakk 28 kuri da 47 weight kuri da😑i hate it personally. Good thing he vowed to never sing it again!

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

- akaridhaghan: it means someone who's ungrateful

- jama : it's sort of a dialect word. It means - it's hard to explain. It attributes great value to the word it precedes. "Too much" could be it's meaning ig. It's so hard🤣

- simran : lol my name. It means taking god's name. It's profound and it sounds so nice.😁

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

- hahaha are you telling me to choose between my children? They'd be : kutta, kamina, Kanjar, harami, saala. Depending on the context,these are used as love language as well.

What's the most hated song in your native language? I'm curious

Hissss hissss

what I would like to know is when, exactly, lan zhan wrote that song.

because if we work backward --

the song was done and titled by the Xuanwu cave incident. immediately before that he was a hostage of the Wens (not a very great headspace for romantic music-making) and before that he was defending Cloud Recesses from attack (same).

and i really don’t think he was writing a song for wei ying while he was still in his ‘hissss get away from meeee’ phase during the lectures.

WHICH MEANS lan zhan was composing a love song in the back of his head some time during his little road trip with wei ying (and stragglers) to investigate the yin shard.

which puts a whole new light on that entire arc, don’t it.

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yang chaowen is really a sensitive kid... man he brings out renyu's song's feels and then brings up ylq to relate to the lyrics bc he knows his friend isnt getting as much appreciation as himself. (this makes even more sense after ylq said he had been crying before ycw went onstage and ycw was comforting him... and then after ycw came off the stage, it was time for ylq to comfort him from crying TT) Their friendship is really something. But then ycw saying he just gets ripped for getting screentime for crying all the time ouch but i dont get the feeling that hes doing it for attention but maybe im becoming partly biased towards chaowen :) 

Lol the fact that they focus so much on xzx and how hes favored by gjm but feels like it's unfair to be treated uncomfortably by other trainees as a result... all i can say is, what do u expect, of course the other kids will be salty, their lives are on the line and theyre getting nothing close to the attention you are, so unfortunately u cant win everything :(

Lol I see why everyone on twitter is annoyed at gjm... Jackson is literally trying to say something meaningful and mentor-like to su er and gjm literally interrupts with his own opinion.... jackson is like unable to finish his thought. and then when Cheng xiao is actually trying to give ma haowen advice, gjm just goes WELL I DISAGREE, THIS IS RENYU'S FAULT and everyone's like wtffffff???? And then he starts saying people can help Xinhai with his terrible dance (ouch) but renyu didnt help haowen sing and Huang enyu MY CHILD just goes: but dancing and singing are different....... and I'm just smh.... gjm really shouldnt act like he knows everything when hes the only mentor with zero actual relevant experience :( Poor renyu literally looks like hes about to burst into tears, ma haowen looks so sorry and appalled renyu's getting yelled at and none of the other mentors seem to agree with gjm lol 

lets appreciate renyu’s song, its really good!!! 

Lol this whole mentor segment is a mess but man chaowen and renyu won a lotta votesss ayyy

I think xue en seeing hwh as a pro rapper shows him humbling himself, since hes technically a more seasoned and popular idol performer

Cheng xiao fangirling over xue en I mean SAME hahahahahahaha awwwwww yzx being soooo genuinely happy for xue en is the cutest!!! Aw cto friendship and xue en crying :’) actually one thing ive noticed i feel like yzx seems like a genuinely kind and cheerful friend, maybe people are bashing him bc he pushed off some leaderly responsibilities to lin mo in the last round but maybe hes just not someone to take on a strict leader role (looks at aj from afo...) and realized that since lin mo has such experience and is really good at it, it makes sense to respect his experience and skill and let him take on that role. of course its unfortunate that means lin mo worked extra for less recognition, but i think it seems like yzx really respected and admired him so im hopeful what happened wasnt due to mean intentions 

watching chen junhao feeling lost oh man :/ maybe he hadnt fully prepared himself for the idol life when first coming on this show. its unfortunate reality that in this kind of idol survival show, the focus is more on stage presence and face and performance, rather than the music itself. Hopefully he really feels that hes found a path forward through this performance. This is a really real way to present him but I'm sad theres not as much focus on li chenxu when this is hissss song

Man both the self composed songs are really good!! Mann them making this song a dance song is really hard to watch for li chenxu bc its makes it hard for him to shine at his own song which is sad :( also lzx's rap is questionable lol but cjh's vocal part in the middle part is so emotional, I hope he felt like he was able to express himself fully there

Lol does gjm not realize they didnt have a choice to not dance. Lollllll cheng xiao literally said they had too much to do and tried very hard but he didnt listen.

Aww jackson teaching them about team work :') o gosh I have PTSD about jin fan getting classified as a vocal now after uuu..... also not surprised the entire segment was about sxl and even the judging portion lol....

Oof Jin fan's voiceeee I love

Man why does Jin fan always get stuck in not dance songs ><

more appreciation for xu zhaohao vocals pls!!! imo sxl has a poor attitude :/ he doesnt perform calmly under pressure and isnt doing well at making a good atmosphere for practice

LOL why do i feel like lin mo is always saying "song" things hahahah hes really a kid

but mannn yan an just walking into the elevator is so oof

Aw duan xuyu is too nice... but I guess this is the leader in him coming out

Aw yan an immediately encouraging xikan when he lost the center to him

Lolll xikans little “heheh” when he won 

Mannnn ngl even tho yan an leaves the show, I kinda wish he had a bigger role in this perf bc it's literally like his jam.... chinese style influenced dance.... I wish he had at least 1 memorable dance move, like I feel like Luo Joe already had one in the last perf and he has one again here (and hes very talented and he deserves recognition!) but yan an has yet to really show anything and im scared hes gonna just disappear soon :/

They all did so well tho!!! Truly a group of dancers. Really made me want to rewatch the whole thing immediately. altho the beginning I cant unsee the lin mo meme LOL 

and xikan did really well!! His stage presence is real. And hes put effort into his facial expressions

Luo Joe being cute is iconic

Aw yan an cheering on lin mo when revealing his votes!!

Aw I'm surprised 100 ways kids didnt get more votes.... lol ngl i feel like this show is just randomly adding vote bonuses in for random reasons not prespecified for kids they like.... cough gjm yet again

but oo the next ep looks fun hahahha im excited for a happier ep thats not as stressful.

Ycw keeping it real 2020: "im not good at controlling emotions.... i hope if you want to cry or laugh do it loudly, dont care about what other people think"

ok so maybe im liking more new kids than i expected, but i think thats a good thing that the show is making them likable and some kids are able to stand out! honestly i realized I kinda can see why they eliminated so many to begin with. It's sad but also kinda nice tbh (ouch, i know) bc if they really got rid of the ones who have less skill, it makes it easier for the others who dont have to teach from zero (cough lin mo) And then those with skill get to have at least 3(?) stages, unlike qcyn where jin fan got eliminated after only doing 1 silly stage lol The skill level of the stages is also raised, like there's multiple groups of almost all people who are well qualified. im sure the kids are happy that they get to do more stages, im sure that means a lot to them. 

At least on snzm they attempt to give most trainees a positive light and give screentime to more than just the top 10 trainees. and they allow someee time for vocals, dancers and rappers to get appreciation (even tho dancers are still dominating lol)

but yea honestly I disliked the judging on pdc2019 too tho so at least the judges here can be supportive... at times. it is SUPER biased and gjm is very vocal despite his lack of knowledge tho lol 

it's so bad bc I feel like my standards for shows are so low at this point. my standards get lowered with every show I watch. It's like I guess the snzm songs are okay bc I hated the ones on afo more so at least the stages aren't thattt bad lol At least the rules/general setup aren't as terrible as they were on afo..... at least the camera time isnt as biased as it was on qcyn.... sigh the show isnt doing great, and itd be best if the show would help the tygers get more popular, but I guess its prob better than just doing nothing at star master lol. 

qcyn was just painful to watch from "spirit of the knight" onward bc momo literally was buried, mistreated, disrespected and taken advantage of. at least on snzm he gets some screentime and positive recognition.....

tbh i like snzm, maybe thats an unpopular opinion, but at least there have been some really great stages, where the kids really get to shine. at least i can confidently say that bc of snzm, i have met some new kids who i will be sure to follow for new music moving forward :) 

Tagged by lovely @drowningbydegrees, thank you <3

Nicknames: I have far too many nicknames so I’ll just go with the one everyone can pronounce - Tina (still prefer Mora....)

Zodiac: Sagittarius 

Height: 181 cm (almost full 6′)

Hogwarts House: Slytherin officially (hisss hissss) but got Ravenclaw once... 

Last thing I Googled: nothing fun I’m afraid. Assembly, gotta learn it in the next 36 hours

Song stuck in my head: You get me so high the nbhd, Castle of glass Linkin Park 

Amount of sleep: sometimes is 4 hours (last night) sometimes it’s 12 hours and I never know which it will be (unless I must get up early)

Lucky Number: i’m gonna say 12....

Dream Job: When I was 2 I wanted to be a F1 driver, when I was 14 I wanted to be a genetics researcher. Now tho I wanna torture kids and teens with math and programming....probably gonna change by the I finish uni *shrugs*

Wearing: Tank-top with dark flowery print and brownish skirt (i feel weird in a skirt but it’s too hot)

Favorite Song: this one’s hard.....I’ll just go with Nightwish 10th man down

Favorite Instrument: I don’t know how to play any instrument sadly *sniffs* but fave to listen to is guitar 

Aesthetic: dark shades of red and green, blood rush, running in the forest, coffee, history books, spider webs

Favorite Author: I don’t know? Like I just grab a book and read it? without noting who’s the author? but if I have to say one I’d say Ivo Andrich

Favorite Animal Noises: One of my parrots’ singing and the other’s sassy “pee-ka-boo”

Random: My fave memory is dancing and singing as perfectly sunny day changes with my song and a thunderstorm starts.

tagging: my sweet feral tree climber @merthurlocked, dear @jasxier and lovely @consultingskeletondetective Hope you enjoy it and dont find some part hard to decide on like me

Holly Hell

continuation to my fanfiction that you can read here https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12280276/1/Holy-Hell

I need to thank to amazing and absolutely incredible the-foxes-fangs for beta

I was also heavily inspired by otohe’s story. As they say, really good art inspires others to do their own.

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Annoying.

“It’s all absolutely annoying“ Neji decided while sitting under his favourite tree in heaven‘s orchard.

The sun was slowly setting on the horizon and birds were chirping their evening songs. The peaceful atmosphere invited him to relax and have a nice session of meditation.

Or not.

Where was his favourite moment of concentration without any necessary thoughts?

In hell apparently.

He had decided to forget his little experience with the she-devil as the unimportant incident it was.

But it was not to be. Tenten seemed to remain on the angel’s mind that evening and the many that followed. It was upsetting, to say the least.

Neji decided that he hated the little demon. She drove him crazy even after so many days. The memory of the challenge in her gaze alone was enough to make his blood boil. With rage of course.

Which was one of the many reasons that the existence of this… dream was more than a little irksome. It implied that there was something beneath that hatred, which just simply couldn’t be true.

The Dream, as Neji called it, came just when he thought he had banished all thought of her.

Even if he wanted to recall the curves of her body, or the fullness of her lips– which he didn’t – he certainly wouldn’t. She was disgusting, filthy demon trash. A mere plebe and a tramp compared to him and his status as an angel.

It didn’t matter how much the thought of dominating her appealed to him in his dream

– how much he’d love to pin her down and force her into submission, make her squeal and moan while he told her of the myriad annoyances, she had given him, for which she must now be punished.

He had become so obsessed about the demon, that he was hallucinating about her right now.

She was standing in the clearing before him, hand on one hip cocking her head at him with a too-glib smile. The fact that he found her attractive was ridiculous.

“I didn’t expect you would be here again.” He said to his imagination.

“And whom did you expect?”

“Not you.”

“I’m hurt.”

Wait. Fantasies weren’t supposed to talk back. They weren’t supposed to talk at all!

It took several seconds before reality dawned on him.

“How dare you! How did you even get here without me noticing!?”

“I got here without you noticing the first time as well.” She said and shrugged.

That was quite a blow to his ego. And it made him furious.

“Go back to the depths of the hell that you came from, you pitiful creature!” Neji roared.

But there was no answer. The she-devil was watching him thoughtfully.

“No.” She said finally, staring him down, “I don’t think I will.”

“And why not?” The words escaped him through gritted teeth. His gaze fell on her slightly exposed cleavage and he tore his eyes away before his thoughts could run away with him.

 “Because you want me to. And I enjoy irritating you, angel.”

He pictured himself kissing her like he did last time. He couldn’t help it. It was … irritating indeed. Thinking of the swell of her bottom lip was one thing. Thinking of how much more swollen he could make it with his teeth and his mouth was another thing altogether.

He was paralyzed by contradictory desires, both to kiss her and throw her out of his sight. So he chose to converse instead and see where it took him.

“So you do.” He replied carefully.

“I’d almost dare say that you feel the same way.”

“No, I can’t say that I enjoy it when you irritate me. I know this must come as a great shock–”

“But you do enjoy irritating me, if our last encounter is anything to go by. But you’re absolutely dreadful at it right now.”

Now, she had gone too far. Neji stood in one fluid motion, rage winning out for now if only to cover up reality. The sight of Tenten’s smug, self-satisfied face had exhausted his patience.

”Why are you here, you vixen?“

“I want what I came for before, the apples.”

He crossed his arms in front of his chest, sneer appropriately fixed on his face before he even bothered to open his mouth. “Yes? Didn’t I teach you a lesson?”

But something felt off. As though he were disappointed that she wasn’t there because of him specifically. For no other reason than to torment him.

Which apparently would be a good prospect now? What on earth was the matter with him?

“Oh? Were you expecting another fucking? Not gonna happen!” The she-devil said in a mocking sing-song voice.

Bratty minx! He was going to show her that fucking was definitely not on his mind when he sent her right down from heaven’s clouds. Literally.

The darkness descended.. Oh, the old trick won’t work twice on me, thought the angel.

“I don’t suppose you enjoy being left in the dark.” He could hear her mocking. 

“That’s a shame...for you.” A part of him couldn’t believe he was wasting his time on her. The other part… he refused to acknowledge.

It was easy to locate her position now when she spoke. One good flaming arrow was enough to interrupt her dirty spell.

“Because I do so enjoy annoying you, as you said yourself” Neji continued.

The two of them stared at each other now, sizing each other up. 

 “Do you? You’re so cruel. Am I that bad to look at? Am I unnerving you?” She answered while making seductive pose. 

Bold, bratty, and annoying. It would have been so delightfully easy to shut her up with a kiss, searing enough to make even that she-devil melt. He knew he could do that now. It would be even easier with his cock between her lips, but that was…  dangerous territory. How…unsettling. He hardly even recognized himself anymore.

A staring contest wasn’t a good idea. 

He caught himself staring at Tenten’s mouth and righted his gaze, doing his best to look as bored as possible. As bored as he truly didn’t feel at all.

 Tenten used his moment of absent-mindedness to bolt behind the trees.

Off he went after her. 

Ugh she is fast, that little shrew, Neji thought. How irritating.

By the time he caught up with her she was already holding an apple in her hand.

“That’s as far as you got the last time” he said with a smirk “you’re not going to get any further now.”

He expected her to put the apple into her bag but to the angel’s surprise she bit into it instead.

Just like that. In front of him. Such audacity! And while wearing such a smug grin, munching on the apple, like she had won first prize in a lottery.

But her smile changed. It crumpled into a grimace as Tenten started coughing.

That’s curious, thought Neji as he stopped through drawing his flaming sword.

The she-devil landed on all fours, coughing and sputtering violently. 

The angel just stood there, unsure how to react. Had his prey suddenly turned into a victim?

That was … troubling. Confusing.

Downright alarming, the more he saw her writhing in pain.

He wanted her writhing, but beneath him with pleasure, not like…this.

Gingerly he came closer, anticipating another of her tricks, only to see that her distress was genuine. This was his second time seeing Tenten with an unguarded expression, but this time he wasn’t enjoying it a bit. 

At last she went still, her consciousness leaving her. Neji checked her pulse, she was alive but passed out. 

As he bent down toward the little devil, he felt powerless in more ways than one. Neji had no idea why the perfect apple from heavens orchard had caused her so much pain. He blamed himself for having let this happen at all. It was his job to protect the garden from creatures like her anyway, but he had let his cravings get in the way.

And now he felt completely thrown off. How vexing. Not that he could fault her, but– still. He’d very much like to fault her. Agony of bliss suited her much better that this. He wanted to help her, he realized.

But how? 

”Angel wantssss to help hissss little friend?”

The Snake. Neji had almost forgotten that he wasn’t the only inhabitant of Heaven’s Garden.

„She is not my friend!“ He said with a glare at the Snake.

„Sssory than, a lover perhapsssss?“ Now if only there was some hole he could crawl into, because the Snake was, in fact, right.

Neji decided to swallow his pride and ask, „Do you know what happened to her?“

„Well of coursssse I do.“ Snake answered a little moodily.

„Than do tell me!“ The angel shouted.

The serpent’s eyes narrowed in pleasure and he stalled for a few more excruciating moments before answering: “She issss a creature of darknesss, she belongsss to Hell.”

“And here I was, hoping you would tell me something I don’t already know” Neji sights.

Not bothered by his interruption, the Snake continued “All of usss supernatural beingsss have delicate balance of power in our bodiesss. But now she hasss heavens essence inside her organsss and itsss slowly but surely killing her. Her balance isss disrupted.”

She is really dying, Neji thought. And he felt … remorse. It would be a pity to never see that smug smile again, he realized.

“Isn’t there any way to help?” He asked, internally cringing at how miserable his voice sounded.

“Well there isss and an easssy one no lesss.” Snake hisses.

Neji waited for him to continue but it looked like that was it. A new emotion rose within his chest and he was surprised at how utterly livid he felt. Now he knew there was hope. He was going to set things right.

“I have no idea why you are even allowed to stay in this holy garden! You, disgusting serpent, tell me how to cure her or I’ll make sure you are thrown out of this place for good!”

“Yesss, I can help, that being sssaid, I will be asssking for sssomething in return, I hope you realize.”

The problem was, that Neji couldn’t just kill the serpent on the spot or torture him no matter how delightful that might be. The Snake was under direct protection of God himself, only God knows why.

“How can you help her and what can you possibly want?” Neji asked apprehensively. 

“You sssee, I can bite her.” 

“What the hell?”

“Yesss, Hell that’sss exactly where I came from, therefore I’m filled with it’sss esssence…. My poissson won’t affect her and it restoresss the balance within her. But my help comesss with a price.”

“Out with it, you slug.”

“Don’t call me namesss, lassst time I checked you needed me to sssolve this little situation with your darling over here. I’d hate to caussse any problemsss in your budding relationssship,” Snake said sounding awfully insincere. 

Hmpf, and what a relationship it is, the angel though while trying to look as scornful as possible.

“Luckily for you I can be sssatisfied with a little.” Neji can almost see him sneer “You’ll be owing me a favour, nothing more. A good bargain if I sssay ssso myself.”

There really wasn’t much Neji could do other than accept. He nodded. 

Delightful,” the Snake hissed, and bit Tenten’s pale arm. “Ssshe needs to ressst now.” He added before slithering away.

The She-devil lay there on the cold ground, as cold as death herself. Neji’s stomach clenched at the sight. It made him angry…at her…not at himself, that he was so utterly invested in her well-being. Neji tried not to look too closely at why in the first place. 

He wanted to tell her how it was all her fault, but it seemed unfair, since she was still unconscious. There would be plenty of time to school her on how not to behave later.

He picked her body up and charged to his garden house, impatience to keep her safe winning out over courtesy.

He was almost certain he’d regret it, but... Apparently her idiocy was catching.

It was a strange feeling, with the devil collapsed in his arms. He felt protective of her even though she was enemy not long ego. She is his enemy still, he chided himself.

Fortunately, she seemed a lot warmer by the time he laid her on his bed to rest. 

 “Not even going to change? Take your shoes off?” he joked, knowing full well she couldn’t hear him in her sleep.

She looked … good like this, on his bed, he decided. 

And since there was nothing to do other than wait, he laid next to her to rest as well. His bed was more than big enough, after all, for the both of them, with plenty of room to spare in between.

It was, however, rather nice to wake up next to her some time later. Next to a demon. How low had he sunk?

He crouched over her to check her temperature, only to be met with a small but definitely hard fist. 

They were both out of bed in seconds.

“Aww and you looked so comfy in my pillows, I thought you liked it there.” Neji said with a smirk. He was just riling her up. But– he had absolutely no interest in looking at why he wanted to rile her up so much in the first place.

“You perverted kinky angel, you wanted to take advantage of me! You took me to this…this”, Tenten looked over his Hellenistic style chambers “….lair of yours!” she snarled at him.

And now he regretted it, he thought as he rubbed his temples.

“Well thank you, would be more appropriate, considering I saved your life and all. I owe a favour to the garden’s Snake, too. But what could I expect from ill-bred low life like you.” Neji fired back.

“I have no idea how I got here, but I’m definitely not going to thank you for all those insults. Although coming from an idiot like you, I guess I don’t need to be offended!”

“Yes,” 

He said slowly, taking a step toward Tenten and utterly delighting in the sight of her immediate retreat. “I daresay I just might be, seeing as I have spent the last several hours completely–” Another step. “– and utterly wasting my time on your well-being, which–” Step. “– would be bad enough already, but then I’m forced to take ingratitude from you, filthy witch, which would have already been more than bad enough–” His last long stride is enough to have her backed into the wall, Neji growling his words through his teeth, eyes flashing furiously. “Only to learn that it was an entirely stupid idea?!” He said, grasping her arm firmly.

She didn’t say anything at first. He wondered at his disappointment about that.

 “You were worried about me.”

He wasn’t sure which was more infuriating– how absolutely certain and sure she was, or the way she let her gaze fall to his lips after saying it.

And how he couldn’t help but allow his own to follow.

“It seems I was wrong,” he says, the words leaving him achingly slowly through clenched teeth. It was almost distracting how good she smelled. Of pepper. It brought unwanted memories. It should have been a warning– he was too close. “Between the two of us, it would seem that I am not the greater idiot after all.”

“You’re worried about me,” Tenten said again. It was just as infuriating to hear as the first time, as it turned out. “And right now…” she licked her lips, drawing his gaze for a split second too long, “… you want to kiss me.”

She looked good like this, he decided for the second time, wide eyed from fear or thrill. He wished it were easier to resent her for that instead of himself.

It was as though she’d seeped into his skin, planted a seed and watched it fester. He pictured her lips kiss-swollen, and tried to decide if it would be worth it to prove her right if it meant getting to push her into the wall and leave her breathless and wanting.

“But that’s not going to happen.” she said with a smirk, using his moment of distraction to free herself from his grasp. 

The she-devil leapt on the top of his of bed’s canopy with a laugh, a bright and happy sound that stirred something in his chest. It was … uncomfortable. Not entirely terrible, though. He’d rather not look too closely at that. 

“Tsk, Tsk, how easily you lose your composure around me, Mr. Angel.” She mocked him again.

“You are utterly insufferable.”

Insults. As if those could possibly restore his dignity to him now.

 “I do try.

Her smug smile was provocative enough to make his stomach churn, an undeniably… unacceptable feeling, he decides.

All right, so maybe he couldn’t refute that. How extraordinarily annoying of her.

Cheeky trollop.

“You brought all of this on yourself trying steal. I should give you a lesson, so you never try to do something that outrageous again.”

Neji frowned. she didn’t look nearly as concerned by that as she should have. If anything, she looked delighted.

How strange.

“Ooooh, noooo I’m so scared of your empty promises!” She said, and actually winked at him.

Ridiculous creature.

“It’s getting boring here. I’ll be leaving then.” The she-devil said, making a mock-bow that gave him a good view of her cleavage.

Neji forced himself not to stare. This simply wouldn’t do.

She flapped her wings, but he caught up with her by the Hellenistic-inspired arches near the marble ceiling.

They exchanged a few blows, but ultimately she was no match for him. She bolted to the stained glass window, but before she could make it there, he threw her against the huge library wall.

“You’re a completely insufferable demon–” Neji growled as he pinned her hands to the wall.

They were still in the air as Tenten tried to kick him with her free legs. He was glad that he was so much bigger than her when he pressed his body to hers to stop her from kicking and writhing out of his grasp.

She stopped kicking. But she was still writhing and his mind helpfully offered him some very suggestive ideas.

How… deeply… unsettling.

She was breathing rather heavily now, tired from her futile struggle.  It wasn’t helping.

Tenten noticed him staring and the fire building between them. The tension was palpable.

The angel tried to turn his eyes from her, his attention solidly unfocused on the books atop the shell mantle before him. His expression turned carefully blank.

He lowered them to the floor and stepped back. 

The demon was obviously beside herself with humiliation over her defeat. At least that’s what he thought until she actually threw a book at him and yelled “One single apple and you make it look like a capital crime!”

The insolent bitch.

He had her backed against a bookshelf with her hands pinned above her head in less than a heartbeat before he said “It’s not about one apple, it’s the principle I’m stressing here. You were stealing, and you don’t feel an ounce of guilt about it! Such a shameful vixen deserves to be punished.”

But his treacherous mind showed him the kind of punishment that involved kissing that defiant expression off her face. He wanted her to beg. To submit to him.

And the she-devil seemed to read his intentions. Tenten’s eyes widened, she opened her pretty mouth and yelled “You fucking perverted angel! You kink-starved deviant! You have some twisted idea of justice, you-“

“I might as well have” Neji interrupted, and when she inhaled to yell at him again, he wondered why he didn’t shut her mouth a lot earlier.

Suddenly he was kissing her. He was crushing her mouth, her loud, warm and quite intoxicating mouth. The pleasure of the feel of her had him seeking more and she was now resisting a lot less he noted smugly. 

She tried to say something but instead, he cut her off with another searing kiss, her lips parting willingly against his. The feeling of her becoming pliant against him like this was nothing short of ecstasy, bringing him deep gratification.

He took her lower lip in his teeth and slowly, slowly moved it between them. When he freed her, she whined for more, licking at the air until he found her mouth again.

He moved to the crook of her neck, biting and nipping, sucking on the skin. The action drew several moans and gasps from her before he was even somewhat satisfied. Neji wanted more. She offered him moans of pleasure and soft hisses of pain whenever he sucked too hard. He didn’t want there to be a single spot of her body left unmarked by him, but he’d settle for the few marks he has littered her with now, ones that no scarf could ever possibly cover up. He allowed his free hand to run up her body, to cup her breast and tease her nipple through the dark swimsuit– the same clothing that she wore the last time they were doing this.

“Neji–” He wasn’t sure he could ever tire of that sound– his name, half-whimper, half-submission. “Are you going to kiss me again?” “I was going to. I’d hoped to leave your lips just as bruised as your skin–” Pinning both her wrists with one hand was effortless work, the angel delighted in drawing back and allowing his fingertips to ghost over the bruise-riddled path dotting her skin. “But then you became impatient and greedy.” “What do I have to do, then?” She said, with a flirtatious tilt of her head. “Beg me.” But still, she did little more than give him a level stare.. “I believe I told you to beg.” “And if I don’t want to?” “Then you won’t be rewarded.” He caught the way the corner of her mouth quirked up. “No reward? That hardly sounds like the proper punishment for someone so impudent like me, angel.” “You should learn that I am not so gentle when provoked, she-devil.” He said, returning her level stare. “Try me,” Tenten said testing his patience. “I hope you realize that only good, obedient demons get punished in such a way as would delight them. If I’m to punish you, I can guarantee that it won’t be enjoyable for you.” “Are you trying to scare me?” “If you are the type to be scared by that, then yes.” “I’m not.” “Good.” Admittedly, he was hoping she wouldn’t be. “I will not repeat myself, Tenten.” Silence descended, heavy and pregnant between them. “… please,” she finally says, visibly swallowing. A veritable treat for his eyes.

“Please what?” “Please kiss me– punish me– I don’t really care anymore, honestly, I just want it–” 

If there was more coming, he didn’t allow her to finish her thought, not when her words lit a desire in his gut that was impossible to shake.

He was ravishing her gain after what felt like months– years– of waiting. It hadn’t been even remotely that long– even claiming weeks would be genuinely pushing it, but his desire for her had been considerable. Neji wanted to tell that brazen minx, that the fact that she was still wearing clothes was an injustice, but that would require ceasing his kissing of her, and he wasn’t sure he was physically capable of it now, not as utterly drunk as he was on the pepper taste of her. So he let his hand do the work for him, ridding her of her clothes as agonizingly slowly as possible. He didn’t stop until she was left nude. He looked her up and down. She was utterly lovely like this, with a flush colouring her cheeks. Trailing a path up to her hip, Neji allowed the tips of his fingers to explore her body, pausing only with the discovery of her folds. Parting her with few fingers, he drew his thumb up to her clit and waited  for another inhale, another gasp or another moan– anything to sustain him a little longer, to hold off and spur on his desire all at once. It came  alongside the buckling of her knees, the sweetest moan leaving her parted lips before he could capture them again, sliding his knee between her legs to both hold her up and offer friction.

The demon took his offering as the gift that it was, and let herself rut against his thigh, eager hips seeking out his thumb over and over. He had done this before, of course, but it hadn’t felt quite like this, as though the stakes were so high. He wondered why, and slid two fingers inside of her only to find her wet and wanting.

Smiling at the sensation, Neji leaned closer to her ear. “You lustful thing,” he teased in a whisper, knowing he was at least as wanton for her. She was close now– he could tell. It would be hard to miss. Her kisses had become less messy, finally stopping altogether, movements directed– if not by him– then by instinct alone, as she arched her body, yearning for her peak– He pulled his hand away just as his teeth found her earlobe, a loud whine escaping her at the lack of satisfaction. “That, my witch,” he whispered, lips ghosting along the shell of her ear, “is punishment.” Not a spanking. Not the myriad ways he could tie her to his bed. Nothing that could have her moaning deliciously for him.

He studied his slick hand, her juices dripping over it.

“I didn’t realize you wanted it that bad“ “Beg,” he ordered, and was met with another whimpered whine. “Please–Neji, please–” “Please what?” “P-please let me come–” “That’s better,” he purred into her ear, the reward he offered almost instantaneous. He had her back on the brink in moments, the feeling of her clenching around his fingers enough to make even him shudder at the prospect. He removed his knee from between her legs only once he was convinced that she could stand on her own again. It wasn’t surprising– the way she quivered in his grasp had him genuinely concerned for a bit. Finally satisfied that she could stand, he released her wrists. She staggered for a moment, but remained upright. Good enough.

“You seem to be holding up, but we’re only getting started. I haven’t even fucked you yet. 

Now. On the bed – don’t make me wait.” he commanded.

He could see how her gaze cleared and watched her eyes get their defiant glint again.

“You-“ she started to protest, but was cut off when he unceremoniously dropped her onto the bed on her knees.

She squealed, taken by surprise, and before she could recover, he landed a smack on her ass before his fingers sought out her cunt to slide inside once more. 

It was enough stimulation that her body gave way to another moan. He pumped his fingers and curled them inside of her almost lazily as her fingers dug into the sheets beneath her. She felt nailed down to the bed, unable to move, only concentrating on the pleasure he was giving her.

He withdrew and grabbed her opposite leg, effectively flipping her onto her back in the process. Neji renewed his assault on her pussy, pumping his fingers rhythmically. “Look at you,” he drawls, feeling very smug. “You’re a mess.” She just mewled and gasped for air.

“You can’t even speak. Heh…” 

He gripped her jaw and moved her face until their eyes were locked.

“You’re shaking,” he said, fingers pressing into her clit now and moving just enough to draw a whine from her, “Mm, cute. What a face…now you’re getting me excited.”

The angel leaned in for another kiss, hard and hot and just as intense as all the rest had been. She wrapped her legs around his waist without even so much as a comment, grasping hold of his cock between their bodies before he caught hold of her wrist and pulled it back with a chiding look. “Eager, are we?” “I want to feel you; I can’t help it.” she managed. “Demanding…You sound so good when you beg for me.” He muttered, glancing down at her. He pulled back seemingly just to undo his robe and rid himself of his undergarments, but it was for far more than that: It allowed him an excuse to look at her, to drink in the sight of the stunning body he was about to ravish, properly.

Then again, she seemed to be doing the same thing, judging by the way she was staring at his cock and licking her lips. Not that he didn’t want to know what it felt like to have her mouth wrapped around him, but– Right now, he had greater priorities. “Do you want it?” he asked, his tone suddenly serious. He still thought of himself as a gentleman somehow. “Yes.” His hands found her wrists once more, and left him marvelling for a moment. “You must be a considerable idiot to want to sleep with the enemy.” “That makes two of us.” He didn’t keep her waiting anymore after that, instead recapturing her lips. His tongue teased  at the seam of them until she granted him entry, and he offered a reluctant freedom to one of her wrists to position himself at her entrance. She ran her newly-freed hand through his silky hair to pull him down into another kiss. He thrust into her– not all at once, but slowly at first, until she moaned and tightened her grip on his hair, the heels of her feet pressing into his ass to urge him on and deeper, and he knew  he didn’t need to hold back.

Still, there was no harm in making her wait for the rest of him. Especially not when she was being so delightfully needy.

„That’s right, ah, do you want to take me even deeper?” “Please?” “You’ll have to be more convincing than that, Tenten.” “Of course I want it, you idiot. Will you please just–” Her words dissolved into a moan as he cut her off with a thrust into her tight, wet heat. “I’m not going to be gentle” he warned her again, and started to thrust, hard, holding her legs open with his free hand perched just beneath the inside of her knee. She looked delicious like this, a wanton, mewling mess of a thing, wet and barely intelligible at all. Then again, even he was struggling to keep his cool entirely. He knew he was flushed, knew that she has him riled up to a point that no others are ever privy to seeing, and, what was more, he had no regrets. How… incredible. “Ne– ji-”

Every syllable of his name that came from her luscious lips was met with a thrust of his hips, pressing her harder and harder.

‘What a pretty sound ….let’s hear more of that, shall we? You sound just right when you scream my name.” He released her other wrist, the angel guiding it to hold her knee up and keep her obediently open for him while the other was tangled desperately in the sheets beneath her. It was all in the name of a good cause, of course. He needed his free hand to touch her again, to bring her to another climax. As if he could ever be satisfied with only one orgasm from her. “Will you come for me again, demon? Or must I wait forever for the feeling of your release around my cock?” “I’ll–” She gasped, whimpered, panted. It was a breathtaking sight to behold. Tenten arched deliciously, Neji not once letting up his thrusts or his thumb’s attention on her clit. Her expression was a feast for the eyes that he wasn’t about to take for granted, not when he knew it would dissolve right before his eyes, and quickly, the very moment that she finally lost her control. She quivered. The tremors started in her feet, muscles tightening, before moving up her body in a crawl. All of her slowly drew taut. He whispered to go ahead and come just seconds before he knew she was about to, and she followed his command, perfectly obedient, clenching and throbbing around his cock as she cried out, loudly. He didn’t dare cut off her cries, but the desire to kiss her again, to reclaim her even whilst buried inside of her completely, was too strong to ignore. So he returned to the darkest welt he had left on her skin, right at the crook of her neck, hoping to make it even darker as his thrusts sped up into a barely-controlled frenzy. Her skin swallowed his own groans of release when he came, throbbing inside of her for what felt like an eternity. All bliss, all contentment. A strange feeling. She let out a fluttery sigh by the time his cock finally stilled its frenzy, and he decided that he liked the sound, annoyingly. She was playing with his hair, which would have been utterly unacceptable in anyone else’s hands, but… he’d tolerate it with her. It might even be somewhat nice. “If you do something to my hair, there will be consequences,” he told  her, and she had the audacity to laugh. He supposed he should be used to it by now.

 “Don’t get too cocky, only because it feels so good to fuck with me.” She replied dreamily.

It was … strangely comfortable, this rapport between them. Natural, even. The angel thought to his astonishment. 

There was a calm in his chest that he hadn’t felt in years, a sort of effortless weightlessness. Neji felt … content. And sleepy.

Tenten watched him thoughtfully while he dozed off in the sheets.

She had to admit, she kind of liked him. He was a good fuck, she knew that already, but he was also….something she couldn’t put her finger on. For now.

“The Snake made me eat the heaven’s apple because I owed him a favour.” She thought.  

“It was the serpent’s plan from the start wasn’t it? It’s easy to have indebted hell’s creatures, but hard to get an angel within one’s grasp. What is he going to make him do?”  

For some reason it irked her a lot. Since when did she have a conscience?

the signs as animals

except i know absolutely nothing about the signs or even what all of them are so this is based on absolutely nothing whatsoever, that being said, please enjoy

tauros (isn’t this a pokemon?): you’d think it would be a bull because, you know, but actually just because of that, i’ve gone and made it a female cow instead. traits include: goes moo, eats grass

leo: i’ve taken enough latin to know that this means “lion” (not that you need latin to figure that out) but specifically because of this fact i have decided to make this sign a tiger instead. traits include: stripey, murdery

libra: 24 year old twitter / tumblr poweruser with hair that changes color every month. does this count as an animal? chosen because libra sounds like liberal and also because this is the exact and only type of person who cares about astrology. traits include: self dx’d and potentially personally invented mental illness, will block you on twitter

virgo: 24 year old reddit / 4chan poweruser with a collection of anime body pillows of questionably aged characters. chosen because virgo/ virgin, aren’t i clever? traits include: scent so strong you can’t escape from it, won’t shut the fuck up about internet privacy or VPNs or Google spying or whatever

aquarius: fishy!!!! enough said. also a great song from Hair.

pisces: i think pisces is supposed to be a fishy but let’s be real, when you hear pisces, you think snake, so it’s a snake. traits include: hissss, scaly

cancer: I’m gonna be real, I’m leaving this one as a crab or crab shaped animal because the universe really loves to evolve crab shaped animals so there’s gotta be some merit to it somewhere. traits: snip snip, loves money

gemini: i couldn’t remember this one but then i did. the animal is the shiny mollusk man from Moana because gems. traits include: shiny, good song.

i literally cannot remember any of the other ones. i think there’s supposed to be 12 (?) so, 2/3 isn’t really that bad. love you!!

Lukanette week day 5: Ice skating + day 6: Blush

Day 1 Day 2&3 Day 4 part 1 part 2

When Luka woke up that morning he didn’t expect to see Marinette today at all, let alone be asked out on a date by her. As he understood it, Adrien had asked her for advice on how to approach his crush. Which confirmed that he had either no clue that she liked him or that he was an ass. Adrien didn’t seem like an ass. Still that didn’t keep Luka from calling him as much trough music. Which had made Marinette laugh. It had been a week since Luka had been Viperion. Alya had been all over Marinette for a retelling of the events. Not that she didn’t assault Luka too since, as she was sure to tell Marinette, he ran after her to save her from an akuma that was also after him. Both told Alya that there wasn’t much to tell. They were both picked up by a superhero and left to hide on a rooftop. He by chat noir, forgetting the part about the miraculous and helping to defeat the akuma, she by Viperion. Luka hadn’t even seen Viperion, which meant it was all up to Marinette to tell her best friend all about what her impression was of the new hero. Luka couldn’t help but be flattered by her steadily intensifying blush as she fumbled for the words to describe him. Especially when Alya tried to insert things like ‘hot’, ‘ripped’, ‘mysterious’ and ‘alluring’. He’d joked about how it was bad practice for a journalist to influence her sources like that to save Mari from her best friend. The fashion designer in question had looked back at him gratefully. When they got back to the others, Adrien had ran over to make sure the two of them were okay. They’d thanked him for his concern. Luka had beamed with pride when Mari included Viperion in the credit for her rescue but even more when she made it a point to thank Luka again for going after her, though she wanted to stress that he should leave the dashing into danger to those with super powers in the future. Luka hadn’t really replied to that, since he couldn’t promise he would never do that again. For her he would, without a question. Anyway, earlier today he walked by his sisters room to find all of her friends there. They were surrounding Marinette. There were next to no happy notes in her heart today. He went outside, she wasn’t here to talk to him. But once outside he played the melody he’d seen within her. A very slow song with low notes. Occasionally a high note of a clenching heart weaving in between. But, and this just might be him hearing what he wanted to hear, there was also an undertone of acceptance interwoven in the hurt and the sadness. Something calming in between the heavy notes and the sharp stings. He heard light footsteps come up the stairs. Just by the way they sounded he knew that this was Marinette and that her friends hadn’t succeeded in improving her mood. He gave her a moment to let her watch the water before he announced himself. “Do you feel kind of like this?” he wondered aloud. Marinette looked up in surprise, then she smiled at him. She listened to his melody and nodded, clearly happy that he understood her without her having to explain. He got up and walked over. “If you ask me, a girl like you deserves to feel like this,” he told her as he started to play a more upbeat song, one that fitted how he usually saw her. As she listened to him play he could hear her heart lift. “And whoever made you feel like that is nothing but a –” he played a rude accord that made her laugh and then went back to the pleasant melody he wanted to make her feel. “Luka… Do you have anything to do tomorrow?” she asked after a bit. She then proceeded to explain what had happened between her and Adrien at school that morning. “I’m not as sad as I thought I’d feel. Dissapointed, a little hurt… But not sad. You know?” He just smiled at her and went back to the first melody for a bit. “Yeah that. I guess I didn’t really expected much out of this at this point. And if Kagami is the kind of girl he likes then I was never his type. I never stood a chance. No matter how much he likes me as a friend. And I’m okay with that. But I don’t want to be there alone tomorrow. And what’s more important is… I’d like to be there with you,” she blushed fiercely as she said that last part. It reminded him of the song he’d finished for her. But now was not the time to play it. Perhaps, he’d let her hear it tomorrow. The next day he and Marinette met Adrien and his friend Kagami outside the skating rink. Adrien was nervous. Luka didn’t think the young boy’s heart was quite ready for the fierce girl he’d asked out. But that was not what he was here for. Adrien had to deal with his own messes. He was here to support Marinette, and maybe to help her heart decide. He was wearing the cold weather accessories Mari had included in her designs for the band. A hat, scarf and a hoodie. She hadn’t had the time to make them gloves, but the ice rink included a pair of gloves with the skates so that didn’t matter that much. When Marinette saw him take out the warmer clothes she smiled flattered. She then proceeded to show of a hoodie she’d made for herself. She could turn it inside out. One side it was chat noir themed. Green cat eyes on the back were accompanied by the words ‘a purrfect purrinces’, the other side was Viperion themed. He could barely hide his grin when he saw her choose to show off that side. The turquoise snake eyes leered at whomever was behind her “Don’t hissss me off” it said. “Love your hoodie Mari,” he complemented before he bent down to put on his skates. He heard Adrien ask Marinette what he should do. He was way too nervous. Almost scared. Mari clearly felt bad for her friend. Out of the corner of his eye he could see Mari glance back at him, then she smiled, the conflict in her heart disappeared completely, and finally she turned back to Adrien as she started putting on her skates. “Just be yourself. She clearly likes you, you’re halfway there. Show her that you are a kind and considerate person, show her that you like her. And oh, whatever you do. Do not, let her fall” She got up and turned to get on the ice with Luka and promptly tripped over her laces, which were tied together. Lucky for her, Luka had gotten up at the same time she did and was there to catch her and gently tell her not to get caught up in doing everything at once. He sat her back down and tied her laces properly for her, not in a degrading way, but just to be kind. She blushed a bit ashamed of messing up something that basic. She took his offered hand and before they went on the ice she turned back and Luka could hear her tell Adrien: “Like that.” He smiled proudly. Seems like he was doing everything right so far. They started skating, at first Mari was more interested in watching her feet, but Luka quickly let her know that she had nothing to worry about as long as he had her. They quickly forgot about the other pair and got lost in skating with each other. Luka wondered if the blush on her cheeks was because of the cold or because of him. Then the skate instructor burst their bubble. Luka wasn’t overly ruffled by that in fact he welcomed the opportunity to remind Marinette that she was on his mind and heart. Once the man left them alone they went back to their little private dance. After a bit, Mari decided to be bold and took off on her own to attempt a pirouette which would’ve gone just fine had the instructor not gone up to her to ask once again to join the class at exactly the wrong moment. She fell, hard. Lukka hurried over to see if she was okay. He wasn’t the only one. Mari offered Adrien an appreciative smile but took Luka’s hand. If Luka had been paying attention to his surroundings he would’ve seen Kagami joining Adrien and smiling in approval, her opinion of the girl softening now that it was clear that she didn’t plan to compete with her for Adrien’s attention. At least not on purpose. Luka had other things on his mind however. Was she hurt? Why would the instructor do that? Didn’t he see that Mari needed to focus on her jump when he came up to her? What was his deal? “Are you okay Marinette?” he asked gently supporting her weight in case she had twisted an ankle or something. “Yeah, just emberassed.” She didn’t meet his eyes. Her heart sounded sad and scared. She felt like she had messed up. But she hadn’t. “See how important classes can be?” the instructor insisted shoving another flyer in their faces. “Excuse me but you owe Marinette an apology. She was fine until you interrupted her. She could’ve seriously gotten hurt,” Luka insisted as politely as he could. “It’s okay Luka, I’m fine really. I’ve done worse to myself just in the past week.” Marinette’s hands on his chest calmed down his irritation a bit. “It’s not fine Mari. What if you’d hit your head or something?” She smiled up at him, touched by his earnest concern for her wellbeing. “Well… But…” the instructor started. At this point the mayor stepped in and told him that he couldn’t force any of them to join. The instructor left dejected. Luka couldn’t bring himself to worry about that, even if Marinette seemed to feel bad for the man. “He’ll be fine Mari. Sometimes you don’t get what you want, no matter how badly you want it. That’s a fact I accepted when I talked to you after you took my measurements remember?” Mari nodded. “Are you sure you are okay though?” Mari sighed, but looked up at him with warm affection. “Yes Luka. I’m perfect,” she promised, and the way she did brought a blush that had nothing to do with the cold to his cheeks for a change. Mari excused herself to the bathroom for a bit and Kagami followed, leaving Luka to wait for them with Adrien. “How do you do that?” Adrien wondered. “Do what?” he asked as he worked out some last kinks with his song in his head. “Make Mari fall for you like that.” Luka turned to Adrien sharply. He blamed the boy’s sheltered upbringing for his cluelessness. “There is no making anyone fall for anyone. I told her how I felt fully prepared for her to turn me down. Knowing that she’s entitled to her own feelings. She can’t make herself feel something just to make me happy. That’s not how love works. If it’s not there then there is nothing anyone can do about it. I got lucky when she found that she could return my feelings. At this point I’m just giving her space and time to decide when she wants to take the next… Oh god!” Luka stopped in his tracks when he saw the clearly magic eyes spread. He hurried in the direction of the bathroom to try and get to Marinette. “Marinette! Get out of there!” he shouted. But before he could even get off the ice he felt cold overtaking him. And then it was gone. He needed a few seconds to gather his bearings. His brain not quite over the shock of the sudden cold. What was… he heard a sound from the bathroom stalls. Right. “Marinette!” He shouted as he ran inside. He found Kagami dazed at the lavatory while Marinette opened the door to one of the stables. “Luka?” she asked, probably confused as well. He pulled her in a tight hug as he heard Adrien come in behind him. He heard the boy check with Kagami before checking with the both of them. “No lasting damage as far as I can tell,” Marinette assured everyone as she slowly stepped out of Luka’s hug and, to his delight, took his hand. When they left the ice rink a few minutes later Marinette suggested to come back with the entire class. That way Kagami could meet the others as well. Pluss the four of them could show of their awesome skills. Maybe she should design Kagami a matching hoodie as well. She suggested the girl would look awesome in a red scaley hoody. Like a fierce dragon. Adrien laughed at Marinette’s enthousiasm, Kagami allowed herself a smile. They exchanged numbers so Kagami could send her her sizes. Whatever the girls had talked about in the bathroom before the ice came had warmed them up towards each other. “See you Monday Adrien,” Mari called as she waved the other pair goodbye. She was still holding Luka’s hand. They took the subway together in comfortable silence, Mari leaning up against him. They walked together until they ended up at her parent’s bakery. The sun was setting, casting the world in red hues. But Luka knew that Mari’s cheeks were a tad darker than they should be. He was about to tease her, to end the day on a light note. But then she grabbed his collar, pulled him down and kissed him. He was taken by complete surprise but still responded to her kiss in kind. Taking hold of her waist with one hand and gently holding her face with the other. The kiss lasted only  a few seconds, but it might as well have been a lifetime. When they let go Mari bit her lip nervously. “I… Enjoyed myself with you today.” Luka nodded. “I can tell.” ‘You’re supposed to say me too you idiot!’ He chastised himself. Marinette giggled. “Want to do this again sometime?” Ice skating? Hanging out? Kissing? Yes to all three. “Definitely, do you?” Why did he ask that? Well to give her one last out before he devoted himself heart and soul to this girl because lord knew he was more than halfway there already. “Yes, I’m pretty sure I do.” And it was true. Her heart thundered in a sure rhythm. Luka grabbed his phone and tapped a few times. “I just sent you a song. I’d like you to go up to your room, listen to it and text me what you think. Alright?” Marinette looked confused but nodded. Luka kissed her cheek. “See you soon Ma ma Marinette.” And he left. Once out of sight he ran home, straight to his room. He didn’t even acknowledge his mother or sister when they greeted him. He dropped himself on his bed and pulled out his phone. Since he’d ran the whole way it’d only taken him five minutes to get here. It was only a few seconds after he’d settled that he received her text. ‘I LOVED IT! YOU ARE AMAZING’ He smiled. He had a good feeling about this.

day 7