#THIS CROSS OVER I SWEAR
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Harry and Percy would only fight when they first met before they immediately understood that “bro, this dude is actually cool.”
After that they would always have slumber parties and Percy would make fun of Harry’s British accent and Harry would make fun of his New York accent.
They would be best friends and Annabeth and Ginny would be like “thank goodness” but also “Jesus fucking Christ.” And I love this.
#I need more Harry and Percy content#THIS CROSS OVER I SWEAR#the marauders#dead gay wizards#percy jackson#annabeth chase#ginny weasley#percabeth#harry x ginny
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
#jeeves and wooster#i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction#yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood#a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going#but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING#I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE#i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession#it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason#jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text#wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind#the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage#two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point#the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time
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Bad Sans Poly for my dearest @cakesmelons ;3
I had an art crisis the entire year so I'm like experimenting and testing with art and sh- so here you go, some bad sans snuggles(I'm still relearning how to draw, barely recovered)
#man I love polys#now I have to do tagging 😒#bad sans poly#bad Sanses#killer sans#cross sans#dust sans#horror Sans#nightmare sans#sanscest#uh#polyamory#I'm not tagging individual ships here#I never liked tags#I I don't think there's anything else important to tag so I'm gonna die again#I swear if someone reads these tags#it is I. future sunny. I fcking hate this post pls leave it alone TnT#it's been over a week I think it's time to stop giving it attention...please?#UwU
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day 251
so like remember when i said i was gonna be mentally ill about utena
#day 251#year 4#aradia megido#jade harley#homestuck#arajade#revolutionary girl utena#so this is a wip but i dont have the time or energy to finish it today unfortunately#i do plan to finish it at a later date tho#this isnt really meant to be like#a fully realized au or anything#utena doesnt seem like the kind of thing that lends itself super well to this kind of au?#like the kind where you slot other characters into the roles or the setting of the og series#the characters that exist in it are too integral to the like. Point of the thing. to me at least#BUT there are some themes that cross over really well#into the things i find the most most most interesting about aradia and jade and the differences between them#and how they cope with an environment that attacks their agency and like. responsibility. and resisting the established narrative. and. and#and okay TBH? yeah i drew jade in the rose bride fit. but frankly i could say some shit about EITHER of them in either role.#the themes are absolutely there like theres a connection im making in my brain here i swear im just struggling to articulate it#maybe once i finish the drawing i will have finished my rgu arajade thoughts as well.
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Is Error in one of the Teams Or is he a loney guy?
And what does everyone fears/likes the most?
Killer: i like Nightmare (platonically) and i fucking hate paintbrushes
Cross: oh, i fear cows and like tacos and chocolate. the only thing i like more than these two things was beating the shit out of Ink. it was funny and worth the scars
Dust: abandonment
Dust: …
Dust: …
Dust: i like…d
Dust: …when Cross beat the shit out of Ink
(Horror likes making nests out of blankets/pillows and fears not having a steady food source. Currently taking a well-deserved nap.)
#killer sans#cross sans#dust sans#bandages#wounds#mentions of violence#food#Killer trying to cover his soul after having a panic attack over a wooden spoon that he momentarily mistook for a paintbrush#Dust had to think for a while about things he liked#the 'bone hurting juice' tshirt is one of the funnier gags i've made imo#Dust is making ground beef and ramen because they're easy to make btw#also they're probably gonna run out of paper towels to clean up the eye goop at some point#you don't want that stuff on regular towels and other fabrics it will stain#permanently#ok everyone in the gang is hating on Ink but i swear this isn't a blog where we bash Ink#he just happens to be on the opposite teams side and be very morally grey and fairly violent#queue#error sans#i almost forgot to put the overgrown toddler on the post specifically asking about him HELP#also yeah Error is lonely
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Pt 1 | Pt 2
Jazz didn’t know she was different just as much as she didn’t know the definition of ‘normal’.
She started out fine as rain, a beautiful baby girl with pale blue eyes and wispy hair with an ear-splitting cry. She was a healthy baby, a beautiful one at that once you get passed her loud screaming.
The first few years of caring for Jazz were simple as much as it was exhausting. She was a giggling bundle of joy when Jack would swing her around, she stayed perfectly content with her stuffed rabbit when Maddie was in the lab, and she never created a fuzz as she babbled at anyone and everything, even into an empty room.
Maybe that was the first sign of her abnormality. Similar to how the first mistake the Fenton parents made was to leave their daughter alone more and more often.
They didn’t see their daughter's first steps and the encouraging whispers with her as they clapped and cooed. They don’t understand that she always had someone to guide her away from the green chemicals around the halls but was unable to stop her parents from feeding her contaminated food. They don’t hear how she always seemed to talk to the air, giggling and laughing into an empty room along with the process of other voices.
Maybe that's how it started, but her... abnormalities weren’t mentioned until she was enrolled in daycare.
The teachers didn’t know how to handle the too-smart girl as she explains why she won’t read the children's books they provided. They don’t understand why she prefers to be alone in the classroom when recess time came about. And they certainly didn’t understand how this young child, this baby, understood the biological system of the human blood system.
(They don’t see nor understand the ghosts of lonely children trying to play in a room filled with living children, all ignoring their presence. But Jazz could see them, hear them crying in child-like frustration and curling into themselves as they watch the living with envy.)
(Jazz, like the sweet girl that she was, took it upon herself to help. So, she would read out loud to the dead children before realizing they already heard of the stories this daycare had far too many times and demanded different books to entertain them. She would beg the caretakers to leave her in the classroom to keep reading for the children that were left behind far too many times. For children who died a long time, they were very quick to pick up their education as much as Jazz with learning the alphabet to understanding multiplication to learning about biology.)
(The day she had to leave and enter 1st grade was the day she watches the children all leave one by one. She didn’t cry like one would expect when watching her friends leave before her, because she knew they had to leave one day. That's what Granny Vicky told her when she talked about the kids at school. All she did was stand next to the teacher at the door and waved them all goodbye.)
(And if she cried at home with Big Sister Annlee and Sister Rosa then no one would know. Not even her parents.)
The neighbors didn’t understand that the noises they would hear for many nights were Jazz sneaking out late in the night and not a wild raccoon. They didn’t bother to understand until the husband went out the back to take a smoke only to see a child dropping from her parent's fence and booking it towards the streets. She didn’t stop for his cries for her to come back and the husband went back to tell his wife what he saw as she called the local police.
They both waited that night, watching the window as the husband sat down on the sofa with a drink in hand with the wife jittering around the living room. It was later nearly 3 in the morning when they saw the signs of red and blue lights before they could sigh a sigh of relief.
(They didn’t see the way the poor girl cried with flush cheeks or angry red eyes. Didn’t understand as they went back to bed with the knowledge that the girl was going back home when her parents themselves didn’t know.)
(Jazz learned from Annebeth about how the women in burned gowns would always gather in the spring and summer days to sing and dance in the forest in memories of their lives before. She was told to ask first before joining and so she went up to a pretty lady in a green ivy gown and emerald jewels if she can visit their nightly dance. She watched as the woman laughed with a gentle look before she declared how wonderful it was for a young lady to still have manners these days before agreeing to see her that night.)
(Jazz would then visit the ladies and young women in gowns in the night and watch as they dance over water and moonlight, their burns fading away into beautiful white skin. She was told to not bring a flashlight as they didn’t want any light or fire near their celebrations. Jazz learned to dance in the spring and understood how to sing sweet melodies in the summer with other girls dotting and adoring her as one of their own.)
(When she was pulled away by a man in blue and white, she wanted to scream bloody murder, but she was taught better than that by her Big Sisters. So, she silently got in and watched with sad eyes as the Big Sisters she was walking with also looked devastated at her forceful withdrawal.)
Maddy didn’t notice at first how much time her daughter was spending with her now. But to be blunt, it was more of Jazz following and watching her rather than going up and talking to her. Hence, she didn’t worry about her daughter's behavior as long as she was able to do her research. It was during the third week of doing this did her daughter ask if they could go to the doctor.
“Are you sick,” Maddie worriedly looked over her daughter as she reached a hand out to her. Jazz paused, as if the concept of being sick was foreign to her, before nodding rapidly.
“Yeah! I think I’m a little sick Ma... and, and I don’t want you to get sick either. So you have to let the doctor check you too in case I got you sick!”
(Jazz wondered what she was looking at and tilted her head in a curious manner. The spark, a wisp actually, was so very small and fragile looking inside of her Ma. Bearly there if Jazz didn’t take the time to watch her Ma at the dinner table as she ate another slightly green pancake.)
(When she asked around it was actually Old Man Whithel that told her, as he sat on her window stand, that it was the start of a new life, or as he put it, “another doe-eyed sibling for ya to take care of you hear little miss.”)
(Jazz was excited by that news. A baby sibling! Even better, Jazz noticed as she was jumping at the tips of her toes, that it looked like it was a boy with baby black hair and blue eyes too! Jazz was so excited for her new baby brother to come and couldn’t wait until her Ma can finally visit the doctor like how one of her Big Sisters’ told her.)
(She was going to a sister, a sister in charge of her little brother.)
But alas, she didn’t see nor understand why she never considered ‘normal’ to her fellow Amity Parkers. Didn’t understand that the bright firey hair she adored herself or the bright teal eyes she would always be complemented by the others were seen as to abnormal.
She can hear the adults when they talk about her ‘quirks’ and she stood strong when other children said she was a freak like the rest of her family. She wasn’t afraid of the attention she received because, in the end, their words never made sense to her, hence, could not hurt this little girl.
That all changed when a boy, a classmate of hers, called her a witch on her way home.
Pt 3
Tags: @igotafewbadideas @skulld3mort-1fan @iamheretoconsumeandsharethatisit @runfromthemedic @angelheartgamer @overtherose @avelnfear @amercurio @justreadingthefanfics @learning-to-fly-on-my-own @emergentpanda-blog
#jazz fenton#jazz is creepy#jazz is adorable#jazz is smart#for a child at least#ghost#unnatural#danny fenton#Maddie Fenton#jack fenton#amity park#dp x dc#dc x dp#i swear is a cross over let me get to part 3#baby jazz just wants her time to shine#let the sunshine baby make freinds
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ive made the fatal mistake of relistening to (some of) the httyd audiobooks. i just sat in my chair for a good ~10 minutes sniffling and muttering in a sad wet and slightly annoyed tone of voice “WHY am i CRYING”
#httyd books#expect a slight influx of httyd related bs for the next 3-5 business days#i still love this series so so much its so dear to me . im just not fixated on it all the time anymore#it’s the nostalgia btw i swear it’s the nostalgia making me cry all the time over these silly silly books#bc why am i sobbing head in my hands when everything is wholesome and perfect#i neeeeed more books right NOW…. fingers crossed we get one sometime soon#bc the book that released last year really teased that there was more to come#cressida PLEASE
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i had to do it
round 5
i love crossovers,,
#trigun#alien stage#crossover#everyone's doing round 6 but hb round 5!?!?! (i 100% understand the ivantill angst ive been ther )#literally cross over anything with anything at this point lmaooo#honestly didn't like how this turned out but felt like i just had to 💀#i swear they were so much better on paper...#ok im NOT a vash n knives shipper so respectfully instead of him going all too close he kinda just holds his shoulders and dead stares?#he's holding his chin here just bc it's giving a fake imagery of wolfwood in his mind pls don't come at me...#sleepy artsstuff
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Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20′s Neverafter episode 4
#dimension 20 spoilers#dimension 20#d20 introductions#neverafter#neverafter spoilers#finally got around to after a real busy week leading up to the holidays- even got to watch this on christmas! what a treat#weirdly enough i don't really feel too bothered by the..... horror or anything this episode i guess? it feels right up my alley i think#the multiverse hopping with consequences thing feels pretty neat too imo; it's tuesday breakfast for me but i'm still interested in how#how they'll handle it and if it'll be different from the ways i usually see it when i consume content like that#i LOVED all their different ways of sort of crossing over too#i feel most unsettled by pinocchio's whole deal with stepmother; and i LOVE the deal with zac's character and the animal spirits#those are my favorite characters so far and for those reasons#my best wishes go out to ylfa..... who i could swear didn't have an intro card this ep but maybe i just missed it#oh well
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i didn’t think i’d ever need reassurances from people who only know my online persona but mooties do yall actually like me
#like you dont hate me and just keep me around right?#i dont interact with some of you that much bc we all lead very busy lives but sometimes#im too scared to interact. bc im scared yall get annoyed with me for trying to interact#i swear i never thought my abandonment issues and needs for reaffirmations wld cross over to this lol#this is so stupid im gonna end up deleting it#i just. woke up with a bad feeling that ppl actually hate me and thats why we dont talk#(despite us having lives like i said like ohmygod lexi ur panickin n’ reassuring urself#at the same time???)
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forget jon and martin making an appearance im manifesting michael shelley in the magnus protocol manifesting joshua gillespie in the magnus protocol manifesting agnes montague in the magnus protocol manifesting gerard keay manifesting nathaniel thorp manifesting graham folger manifesting mike crew manifesting naomi hearne manifesting simon fairchild manifesting john amhurst manifesting breekon and hope manifesting helen richardson manifesting jordan kennedy manifesting eric delano manifesting mikaele salesa manifesting oliver banks manifesting adelar
#if literally any of the statement givers shows up im going to lose my mind i swear i'll freak out over the slightest reference#ive got a list of all the names that im going to cross reference to each episode#hand over those obscure side characters mr sims#ik ik some of these are pretty important to the plot but you get the point#tma#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tma 2#the magnus archives
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Anyone else ever get randomly smacked in the face with memories and immediately want to go write a kid fic?
Or is it just me?
#Aka Emile is remembering going camping with his friends as a small child#And how fucking chaotic it was#We were just allowed to run wild over the whole campground because our group rented the whole loop and everyone was watching out for everyo#I still managed to cross like 2 roads when I was 5 and got lost and they weren't busy but a stranger still stopped me to ask if I was lost#And all the boys would bring their lightsabers and nerf guns and we would have whole battles#We even made little forts in the woods and stuff and we were fighting to protect the 'dragon' (friend's dog)#I was always either the spy or the doctor#There was also the time my brothers thought it would be really fun to tell me to just pee in the woods instead of walking me to the bathroo#I was delighted#My parents were not#And the swimming hole was cold as fuck but we somehow still got in it every year#And jump off the giant rock in the deep end of the river once we were good enough swimmers to handle the current#Once or twice we went tubing there too which was my first experience with that#And there was hiking with waterfalls nearby so we'd go do that#And that one swinging bridge that was really fun to run across#And we'd stay for like a week sometimes#I swear all the parents got the best sleep ever when we went too even though they were sleeping on the ground lmao#all us kids would end up in each others tents if they were okay with it#And all I can think looking back at it now is that a les amis kidfic would be fun to write off all that#Emile's chaos#I have so many more camping memories too
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The only thing that I care about this Christmas is that my animal crossing new leaf town is going to turn 10 years old on that exact day. Nothing else. That’s all that matters.
Hopefully my first villager who still hasn’t left after all that time isn’t gone by then. I check in every few months so she had better not leave
#I swear I still enjoy it over new horizons to this day#new horizons feels a little overwhelming tbh. so much to do yet so little at the same time#animal crossing#animal crossing new leaf#acnl
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why am i having to hold a gun to googles head to show me articles on the long term effects of hormonal birth control on the endocrine system in adult patients who began usage as a teenager
#barks#i just wanna know if having a hormonal iud as a teenager fucked with my shit or not#causeeeeee i switched to copper a few years ago and everything was gucci in the coochie until a bad summer hit#lo and behold i call the gyno and she puts me on nuvaring because my symptoms were a sign of hormonal imbalance#meaning i got my ass fucked up from the first iud. right?#fuck if i know i wish they didnt make it my responsibility and then not actually give a shit as to what really happens#the absolute hell you can go through both on and off of birth control is out fucking rageous#'cool my cramps arent as bad but im a raging bitch i want to rob a bank and i want to kill everyone and then myself'#can you please for more than five fucking seconds think about the actual effects these things have on us that arent 'harder to get pregnant#also never listen to anyone that tells you you cant get your tubes tied and still be able to have children down the line#they always wanna bitch and moan about it but its literally reversible just like a vasectomy. not as easy but still possible!#do we get mad at and blame the kitchen counter when a baby smacks their head against it? no. the baby is at fault#tell me why something i have no control over is the reason i have to bear the cross#instead of the dipshit baby that cause the issue in the first place being at fault?????????????????????#im going to burn this world down i swear to god i hate it more every day#the beauty is evident but the horrors persist#hi if you read all of this
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It is day 7 on my animal crossing island. CJ is still not here. My island has gotten significantly worse. I have banned myself from fishing. Everything is going to shit.
#mackerel posts#sorry for the swear but also not sorry because it was funny#animal crossing#animal crossing new horizons#acnh#i cant go to my house or the museum or the beach#cj please i desperate need to sell my fish#ive started hoarding them in my inventory so i dont block off more of my island#i could move it over to the bridge-less place..#yeah i think ill do that#mackerels fishing saga
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okay ... because her muse is popping & brainrot is real ...
like/reply to this for a starter from barbie!
(please specify if you'd like main or movie verse, & if you choose movie verse please lmk if you've seen it or not!)
#( starter call )#(i also am willing to cross her over into like any fandom so if u want we can do ur muses main verse if it's like - not a normal world base#fandom just lmk)#(also i swear i'll do other things i owe including those memes from the other day my brain is just ~BARBIE~ rn)
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