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cometcrystal · 2 years

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“I am not bankrupt!” “Pay up.” “But Schroeder, you’ll bankrupt me!” “Pay up!”

#peanuts #animationedit #cartoonedit #peanutsedit #lucy van pelt #schroeder #charles schulz #snoopy come home #schrucy #lucy x schroeder #charlie brown #dott edit #THEY ARE SUCH BRAAAATS

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boxwinebaddie · 7 months

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Who in the NCU is a 30+ step skincare person and who is a “I sometimes wash my face with bar soap” person.

I think Pep!Stan def uses an Irish spring bar thinking it is enough.

bold of u to assume stan uses soap

LKHDSLKHLKDSHSD IM KIDDING IM KIDDING HELP

but litrally drunk stan has tried to eat a decorative bar soap before rip

but yes ur correct more under the cut <3

to answer your question darling, canonically kyle has the 30+ step skin care routine and both times in both my fanfictions they were created and put in place by barbara stevens

the kyle bebe friendships in my fanfics are sooooo important to me

kyle values the health and quality of his skin ofc which his skin is really well maintained and looks beautiful but...the fucked up flip side is that...its largely a part of his ocd because:

kyle has to do all 30 steps of his skin care routine...

...or else his face is not clean :(

like he has to do every single step and mark it off or his face is still dirty and on really really bad days he'll scrub the skin until its raw and painful and almost bleeding its sooooo AAAAAAAA

-slams my head in a car door-

i fucking love kyle he makes me so SAD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

all his little routine and regimens are disguised as these self help things that are him being responsible and taking care of himself but theyre largely a self harm of him like punishing himself if he does step 16 before 15 and starting over, using scalding hot water, yelling at himself in the mirror :(((((((((((((

stan conversely yeah....he is using the vos peppermint 5 in 1 for everything

tbh whenever i am at my friends there is this dr bronners peppermint all purpose cleaner and i think abt stan every time bc it burns the fuck out of your eyes and smells hardcore of peppermint

he will use...hand soap to wash his face

ONE OF MY FAV PEP HC MOMENTS WAS THAT KYLE LEFT HIS SKIN CARE OUT AND STAN GOT LAZY AND USED A PUMP OF WHATEVER EXPENSIVE SKIN CARE PRODUCT TO WASH HIS HAND AND KYLE ALMOST KILLED HIM ( also it smelled really good and stan does think abt that all the time )

also rm!jersey is a broke college student but bebe was in cosmo school for a second and stole a fuck ton of the student beauty products and hits on the girls at ulta/sephora to get kyle products

and kyle does that shit every single night without fail like WITHOUT FAIL sun snow sleet or shine jersey is doing his skin care baby!

pep stan....that man def is an irish spring soap bar man

RAVEN.....UNFORTUNATELY...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAS TO WASH HIS FACE

(BOOOOO!!!)

management literally holds his head under the faucet kicking and screaming its so ashdlksad

like he is an international celebrity he has to do skin care kinda

kinda bc he do be rebelling against it

also they are like ok raven we brought u this face mask its like 50 dollars it has all these essential oils and rejuvenating formulas and has been proven by multiple deramtologists to be extremely effect--

and hes like

this one

and theyre like what

and hes like can i use this one its shaped like a cat i like it

LKHSDLKSHDSLKDHSLKHDSLDS

HEEEEEELP

hes like in his little black spa headband in the drugstore cat facemask in the kuromi nose pore strip the akatski silk robe and the terrance and phillip house slippers chasing a ginger wellness with a shot of vodka being a MENACE

like yall can make him do his skin care but hes doing it his way

also he will only take the vitamins if they are gummy and taste good

slay slay olay

-uncle nina

#HELPPPPPPP #ugh kyle using his cleaning regimens as a self harm makes me so sad #like he just is like this is helping me #but then is like u are an idiot u are worthless :(#and yeah stan do not be washing his face #rm raven is held at gunpoint #but he does not care abt effect he cares abt how cool it looks #RAVENSTAN DOING HIS EBOY SKIN CARE AGAINST HIS WILL IS SO CUTE TO ME #LIKE I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD #HES SUCH A BRAAAAT #management is aged 500 years bc of raven antics i swear

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gmod · 2 years

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i think sonic fans that fantasize about chris thorndyke having bad things happen to him etc etc should 100% get bullied. sorry that a kid who has suffered from neglect has acted that way because of what happened to him 🤕🤕🤕 sorry that he googled what hedgehogs ate and didn't know the alien fucking blue blur he JUST met didn't enjoy what ACTUAL hedgehogs ate 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕 sorry that you only ever watched the 4kids dub of it and decided that a kid should die just because he acted out a bit. 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕

like no joke some of you should deactivate, maybe log off forever even.

#NONE of you bitches get him!!!!!! maybe stop trying to devolve a character into GOO GOO GAAGAA BRAAAAT all because he acted a certain way #kenopsia wonders #ok 2 rb btw. yes this is a vague towards several people i hope they kay-why-ess 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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yowyowyaoi · 2 months

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Kakuzu, stumbling into Hidan's room: Oi, brat? Braaaat?! What are you doing? Hidan, in bed, half-asleep: What the fuck do you want?! Kakuzu: I want you, you sexy asshole. *gets into bed with Hidan* C'mon, let's get naked and do dirty things to each other ~ Hidan: What the fuck ... old man. Go back to your room. You're drunk. Kakuzu: What? You don't think I love you? You complain all the time that I never want to do it. I wanna do it now, baby ~ Hidan: *gets out of bed and pulls Kakuzu to his feet* Hidan: Oi, I may be a dumb bastard, but even I know it's wrong to take advantage of someone who ain't in their right head. Kakuzu: Head? I could give you some spectacular head, Hidan. *starts trying to unbutton Hidan's pajama pants* Want a demonstration? Hidan: *grabs Kakuzu's hand and holds it in his own* No. If you still want to tomorrow, fine. But not now. Not like this. Now come on ... *starts guiding Kakuzu back to his room* It's time to sleep, eh? Kakuzu: You ... Hidan you're so good to me. You're too good for me. I'm in love with you ... Hidan: *gets Kakuzu to his room, and tucks him carefully into bed* Yeah, yeah ... I love you too, you drunk old fuck. *kisses Kakuzu's forehead* Now sleep, okay? Kakuzu: Okay. Hey, hey Hidan? We're getting married soon. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe -- *nods off and starts snoring* *the next day* Hidan: So, bastard, a few thoughts for our wedding. White and yellow flowers, one of those churches with the stained glass windows, a cake with -- Kakuzu, on his knees and hanging over the toilet, puking: A wedding? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #the akatsuki #the importance of sober consent #Hidan being sensitive for a change

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bitchsister · 17 days

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i cant believe you "the love was there, and it didnt save anybody, but it mattered that it was there"'d me and how am i supposed to move on from this. do you accept bribes i would do anything for a happy ending in some capacity PLEASE yoyo do you love me. do y

HEYYYY HEY HEYYYYYY YOU KNOW I DO MY WEDDED.

I LOVE YOUUU.

That quote just made me physically ill.

Bribes in the form of more of your fabulous curtbucky smut art. How’s that HUH, you little braaaat!!!!

To be so real tho…. I haven’t really thought too much about what their happy ending would have really looked like.. You know? I think in the end maybe the way it all ended in EYY was the happiest ending we could have expected, in some way.

Had they made it out when the war finally ended, lived a life outside of that place.. Would they have been able to make it all work?

Would Curt be able to heal his episodes, to move on from the trauma of it all, and the gory memories that would only grow more vivid with time? Would Gale ever let go of whatever infected and seemingly god-shaped hole inside of him? Would Bucky love Curtis, and would he have loved Gale, so much, even their most destroyed versions, that in the end it would have killed him anyway?

Maybe they could have. But how real does that feel? War is so destructive, so impactful, so disastrous.

It feeds, it festers, it destroys.

In the end, yes, there was love.

And it mattered.

You know I gotta share a Hozier song for every occasion huh… So here you go 🫡

#💌#I LOVE YOU #listened to this song and shed a tear thinking abt them #anyway.#is it clear I’m feeling hormonal #eat your young #Yoyo yaps

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queeniesaewblog · 4 months

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Christian being a braaaat I love it

#aew #all elite wrestling #christian cage #queenie watching wrestling

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anar-abasow · 1 year

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Yuxu içində yuxu görürəm, bəzən yuxuda olduğumu bilib yuxularımı idarə edirəm, oyanıb təkrar yatıram ki yuxunun davamın görüm. Bəzən nəyin gerçək nəyin yuxu olduğun qarışdırıb unuduram. Psixoloji çöküşlərdəyəm ay braaaat

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aajjks · 8 months

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bc!jk in bunny!jk’s body

yeessss, i was shy. don’t rub it in! just pretend i never said that, okay? and quit calling her a loser! she is not a loser. your y/n is basically me so you’re calling me a loser which i’m not. jimin? JIMIN?! oh my goshhhh!!! my wittle chimmyyyy is your friend?! and you have a twin brother?! OH MY GAAAAAHHHH well, if you hate him, i love him. sounds like he’s a gentleman who knows how to respect a woman. any girl would be lucky to have him. and ok, ok, geeez. i won’t tell anyone. also, another compliment? 😏 i’m really growing you aren’t i, my wittle braaaat *squeezes his cheeks*

“I can’t believe you were shy once! I know now that you’ve given me this information. I am going to rub it in your fucking face. Well, she is a loser because she lost a great guy like me. Why are you calling him your whittle chimy? What is wrong with you? You don’t even know him! He is so self obsessed oh my God. Why does everyone like my brother and not me? I hate him. I will kill him the day I get a chance. Yn also likes him and not me makes me so fucking jealous. It makes me so jealous…. Ew yn, don’t baby me ugh!”

#ask: bc!jk

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biological-catastrophe · 8 months

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Stoooop!! You braaaat!! [Bapbapbapbapbapbapbap]

Make me, bitch! *bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap*

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laughing-lassie · 2 years

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Morning, braaaat.

- T

Tsk well hello Nerd :p

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drakenology · 3 years

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looking at my poll results…..

there’s a lot of brats out there huh?

#also good morning #HI BRAAAATS #HOW YALL DOIN???#— bimbo babbles 🗣#brat was literally the consensus #with 70%

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wiccanblood · 3 years

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“What’s that? I seem to have gone temporarily deaf. I’ll regain my hearing if ya say please. Then ya will get yer strawberry lemonade.” From Shiro

" don't try me , babysitter , i promise my dick is bigger than yours . " // @chidoricry

#chidoricry #c: shiro #*:･ﾟ♫✧❛ fanmail ⁽ asks. ⁾#// shes such a braaaat . thorn pls you know manners you're just tryin this man

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bapydemonprincess · 3 years

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“If I may be so bold, there’s someone else I’d very much like to introduce you to.”

“If he’s anythin’ like you I’m sure he’ll work out well! I’d reckon we’ll be wantin’ t’give him an AUDITION all the same, though!”

And now.. the butler isn’t so bored. 😈

#Rewatching Book of Circus #Time to torture the braaaat~

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infcstissumam · 4 years

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I’ve been thinking about the sub-Copia post, and it’s left me with the question; would Copia’s submissive tendencies change since his ascent to a Papa? Would he adopt a different role to play with his newest title? To which, I think I’ve come to a conclusion.

Yes, I think Copia’s submissive attitude would change since he’s become the fourth emeritus. In fact, I dare to say, if anything, he’s become less of an obedient sub and ventured to a brattier submissive role. Of course, his tastes remain much of the same, but he’s far less willing to sit back entirely powerless. He’ll gripe and complain, but a part of him genuinely enjoys being put in his place, and another enjoys taking down his dominant from their lofty role and allowing him to take the reins, whether that be apparent or not!

#ghost bc #ghost band #cardinal copia #popia #papa emeritus iv #COPIA'S A BRAAAAT #. headcanon

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silverhearted-robin-hood · 4 years

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“You know, sometimes I’m just not quite sure what to think of that Franz fellow. Sometimes he claims to want to check in on me after I flew the coop from our horribly arranged marriage and other times he’s just there to mock me for ‘blahblahvlah poor etiquette’! Oh that boy drives me so mad. If he wants to challenge me, he should just come out to fight like a man instead of hiding behind false sweet nothings!”

And there he goes, sharpening up on his sword skills with a burning desire to beat Franz in the next tournament.

#muse update #braaaat

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tossertozier · 5 years

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you can really tell how much of a brat i am when i whine to my bf that no one on the internet will pay attention to me therefore our wifi must not be working

“babe. i promise you it’s working. look. the gifs are loading just fine.” “no it isn’t bc no one is responding.” “baby it is a friday night.” “who will ENTERTAIN ME.” “aight, so i’m a fucking lamp. cool.”

#hiiiiiiiiiiiii my name is james im a fucking braaaat

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