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#THE PAPER !
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1968 / Artwork by Marty Hobson.
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tumdownfarm · 5 months
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There ought to be more Homestar Runner / Strong Bad Email GIFs online. Just saying.
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therosecrest · 7 months
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ventingfanfics · 1 year
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The Paper (Epilogue)
You hadn’t yet responded to Scotty’s texts, however, that did not stop her from showing up at your door. After Nakia’s gathering, she had a long shift ahead of her that prevented her from spending the night with you. She eagerly waited you to come greet her. A part of her considered letting herself in, but she didn’t want to creep you out. She smiled to herself imagining that you were probably sleeping late. It was still the weekend after all. 
This thought ended when the door finally opened. Scotty felt attacked when she saw who stood before her. Shuri blinked before shaking her head with a chuckle. She even smiled, noticing her presence offended the other woman. Scotty disgustedly took in the sight of the professor who was clad in a satin black pajama set. It didn’t take a genius to follow that Shuri had spent the night with you instead. 
“Here for Y/N?” Shuri asked with a friendly tone and sickly sweet smile to match. Her visage dropped, however, when Scotty walked past her and into the home. 
“Y/N.” The sound of your name on Scotty’s lips sounded like a command. Just as she bounded the staircase, she found you at the top of it. Shit, you thought. Exhaling, you met Scotty where she was, concerned to find that she was shaking. You looked at Shuri who was watching you both closely. She tilted her towards the door as if silently asking if you wanted Scotty gone.
“You must love hurting me,” Scotty said, tears cascading, hands unclenched. 
“Scotty—“ 
You felt awful seeing her cry over you.
“No,” Scotty bit out in a watery voice. “I’m done with you. Never speak to me again, Y/N.” She turned around and glowered at Shuri all over again. “You two deserve each other!”
“Thank you,” Shuri nodded, smiling. 
Scotty lunged at her. Shuri was fast to step back. Gasping, you pulled Scotty back towards you. 
“You need to chill! I know you’re upset, but that ain’t cool—“ You tried to tell Scotty, who sobbed now. You sighed to yourself and frowned at the whole thing. 
 Even though she almost put her hands on Shuri, you refused to let her leave in this fragile, seemingly unstable state. You waited until she calmed down, a little surprised that she let you stroke her back. 
“What?” You looked at Shuri who was eyeing you in amusement. 
“You’re a saint,” she replied.
“No. I’m not.” You sighed. “Scotty, I’m sorry. I understand if you don’t want  to be friends anymore…I’m gonna miss you.” 
“So you really are choosing her.” 
“I don’t know, Scotty, I can’t predict the future. If I could, I would be with both of you.” You flushed, realizing what you just said.  To say you felt embarrassed would be an understatement. “Forget what I just said.” 
“Own it,” Shuri said, coming towards you. 
You playfully rolled your eyes. Scotty’s gaze on you was felt, however, you were reluctant to make eye contact with her.
“It’s normal to be attracted to multiple people,” said Shuri, reclaiming your attention. Your warning stare made her laugh. “Relax, babe. I meant everything I said to you. You are more than enough for me. I am spoiled.”
You couldn’t help but smile at her charming words. It vanished, though when you looked at Scotty again, who was still melancholy, yet pensive.
“Do you think I’m weird?” You questioned her.
She gave a delayed shake of her head no. She had questions of her own. “Do you mean that? A part of you wants to be with me?”
“Absolutely,” You answered without hesitation. “It hasn’t been easy to choose. The both of you reel me back in every time.” You sighed. “So unfair.”
“What’s fair, when you drive the both of us crazy?” Shuri responded. “You had Scotty ready to attack me.”
You giggled and even Scotty smiled a little. 
“I don’t want to share,” Scotty asserted. 
“Neither do I. But wouldn’t you rather have Y/N at all?”
Scotty gulped. Of course did. She has fantasized about it at length. She knew what it was like to have you next to her in bed, but not on top or under. It was only in her dreams that she had your full heart and body.
“Shuri…?” You said, trying to figure out her mind. Was she implying what you thought? 
Shuri ignored you and addressed Scotty instead. “You need to release all of that tension. Don’t you?”
Scotty blushed through her chocolate skin, unable to tear her eyes from your breasts. “I’m not a perv,” she grumbled at the last second. 
You laughed and smiled at her. “No, you’re human, Scotty. A quite sexy one.” You glanced at Shuri to see her reaction, a burning smirk on her visage.
“I…thanks,” said Scotty, her shyness preventing her from meeting your eyes. 
You felt Shuri come behind you making you bite your lip when she rested her hand on your side. “Do you want her?” She asked you seductively. Your eyes were pinned on Scotty who now was glaring at you with desire. 
“I didn’t hear you, princess,” said Shuri, gently squeezing where her hand lay. “Do you want her?”
You whimpered in response. “Shuri, please.”
“I will let you have your fun. That’s how much I love you.” You turned towards the professor who genuinely peered at you. 
“You’re serious?”
“Yes.”
She hummed a chuckle, leaning in to peck your neck. “Scotty, you have my permission to touch Y/N.”
Scotty scoffed but didn’t go anywhere. You beckoned her, not wanting to necessarily move from Shuri, whose front was pressed against your back. 
“Scotty, come here,” You asserted. “Unless you don’t want this.” 
“Kinky,” Shuri whispered, rubbing your hips. 
Reluctantly, you removed her hands from you, thinking it would lure Scotty to you. It worked. Scotty took two measured steps towards you. You lightly chuckled and tugged the thick plaid of her shirt. Slowly, you trailed a hand up her stomach to her cleavage. 
“Oh, mercy,” she whispered softly, closing her eyes briefly. She wanted and needed to see you. She looked torn and aroused at once. You guided her hands to your chest, producing a gentle gasp from Scotty. Feeling her cup your boobs turned you on beyond belief. To have innocent Scotty do something so racy was so hot. The two of you leaned in, sharing an uninterrupted heated kiss. Scotty moaned into it as your chilly digits grazed her smooth skin under her shirt. This made her kiss you hungrily. Your shorts came down, revealing a growing wet patch through your panties. You were dizzy with arousal as Scotty traced your wetness with her fingers. If that felt pleasurable you could only imagine how euphoric it’d feel for her to use them in you. 
“Do that again,” you requested.
Her eyes glimmered in joy and she eagerly did so, this time touching you slower and firmer. “I can smell you,” Scotty smiled, her lips molding against yours once more when you kissed her.
A moment later you felt a draft against your now exposed pussy. Scotty guided you to sit down on the armchair. You parted your thighs for her, in which she nuzzled your stomach. She felt you caress her hair, which gave her confidence.
“You gonna eat me, Scotty?” 
She made a wanton noise before nodding and taking your clit between her lips. You were oozing and she loved every second. She pushed her tongue in deep, absorbing your sweet juices and swirling it around.
Your praises spurred her on. She started this routine of flicking your clit with her tongue and then stuffing it in and out of your weeping hole over and over. 
Scotty was proud when she made you come. You tried to kiss her back as you caught your breath. She was pleased at having this affect on you. She buried her head in your neck. “You taste wonderful.”
That made your clit jump. You pushed her against the chair this time and immediately started undressing her. She glanced over at Shuri who was touching herself on the couch. 
“Ohmygod,” Scotty breathed out and moaned long when you touched her dripping core. Her hips bucked and she whined. “Pleasepleaseplease, Y/N…”
“Please what? Want me to stop?” You taunted, pulling her clit.
“No, no! Please don't stop. Keep going,” she managed, raising her hips. 
“I have something I’m sure you’ll like even more than my fingers, Scotty. Do you wanna see?”
She whimpered in response. You winked at her and pecked her hardened dark nipples. Then you straddled her and angled your forms so your pussies touched, letting the feeling simmer.
You gripped her hair as you grinded your sopping wet sex onto hers, moaning her name. She gripped your waist and cried out at the overwhelming friction. “Y/N!”
You felt a kiss pressed onto your back. Shuri watched deeply as you dragged your pussy over Scotty’s, the pair of you soaking the leather furniture. 
“You ride her pussy so well, entle,” Shuri told you, making you loudly groan and gush all over the humping young woman beneath you. 
You restrained Scotty’s hands as you rocked your hips through your release. That drove her crazier, making her cry out. She thrashed below you, thighs quivering, as you felt her splatter.
“The poor girl needs a break,” Shuri said. You turned your head, meeting Shuri’s lips in a slow, passionate kiss. Shuri lifted you up, causing you to wrap your legs around her as your tongues dueled. She took you upstairs and placed you on your bed. 
“Did you enjoy the show?” You asked her partially flirting.
“Did I.” Shuri eyed you seductively as she got undressed and strapped up. “Now I need you to ride me.” She might have said that, but once you straddled her, she took control, pumping your pussy with the endowed shaft. “My girl is so greedy…riding pussy, then riding dick…” 
Scotty appeared as you bounced on the professor. She watched you enjoy the dick pummeling your insides. 
You clenched around the swollen mass as you coated it with your cum. 
“Slowly lift up,” Shuri instructed you. All three of you watched the string of sticky cum. Shuri then slapped the tip of the engorged member against your folds. She chuckled as you grabbed her hands. “Too much, baby?”
Instead of answering verbally, you bit her neck and she wiggled around, penetrating you once more. Your toes curled as you were stretched out so soon after. “Scotty, come here,” you called to the girl who was dripping in large amounts.
Shuri rolled over, kissing your jaw and squeezing and tapping the globes of your ass. “Turn over.” 
You obeyed and motioned for Scotty to sit on a pillow. You smiled to yourself when she spread her moist legs. She winced in pleasure at the very first lick you gave her sex. As Shuri fucked into you, your face nudged deeper and harder into Scotty’s delicious mound. She felt even tighter on your tongue as she sweetly guided your head and moved in rhythm with you. 
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“Mmm, entle, you feel divine…fuck…” Shuri said, enjoying the way you lapped at her generously, eager to taste all she had to give—which was plenty. 
It didn’t take long for Scotty to reattach her mouth to your own pussy. As Shuri occupied your face, Scotty had crawled in between your thighs and kissed your slit a few times before administering her impressive munching skills. The intensity caused you to pause against Shuri’s pretty pussy at times, though making it up to her. 
“Yes, entle, show me this pussy is yours,” Shuri said, grunting as she fucked your face now. 
Scotty flicked your clit this time with her finger before slurping the aroused nub. This became another routine. As she let you make a mess on her fingers as well, Shuri spilled on and into you. You admired her swollen pussy as she got up from you.
All you could think about was entering her now with something else. And Scotty would be next. 
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homestarrunnerclips · 11 months
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"Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team."
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Fun Fact: This season 1 episode, titled "The Paper", is the sister episode to the Valentine's Day episode, which only airs on Valentine's Day (or around it) every year.
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carmenveda · 1 year
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homestarlegacy · 6 months
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As Strong Bad checks his 200th email, Homestar steals the show.
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Here's a collage of 200 sbemails!
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ahb-writes · 1 month
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Yomiko Readman.
For collectors and hobbyists of all types, there are items, objects, or crafts one pursues with an acute, vulgar obsession (i.e., "white whale," "Holy Grail," "glorious purpose," etc.). Sometimes, this is passive; other times, it's dynamic. But as I unbox my latest haul of animation production artwork, I can scarcely believe I've successfully tagged "The Paper."
R.O.D. the TV is a wildly entertaining and dramatic anime series (even more so the precursor OVA), and I came upon a good amount of Yomiko art while hunting and tracking various auctions for anime art. In total, I nabbed a 43-sheet set of Yomiko and other characters, plus a 17-sheet set of Yomiko solo.
Additional recent finds (cel, douga, genga): Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club); Kiba (Wolf's Rain); Lina Inverse (Slayers); Armitage (Armitage III); Hitomi Kanzaki (Escaflowne: A Girl in Gaea); Tuberov Bilmon (Gundam Wing); Taiki, Youka, others (12 Kingdoms); Mirai Yashima (Mobile Suit Gundam).
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allmoshnobrain · 9 months
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FAN LETTER TO LARS ULRICH FROM JAPAN, 1993
Handwritten letter to Lars Ulrich signed Momo, Japan, 1993.
The letter describes handmade gifts of a small t-shirt and a Danish flag.
From the Collection of Lars Ulrich
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vr1srezi · 2 years
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There is so much going on in this quote alone there really will never be another vriska. Like the selfishness & god complex of assuming she always knows what's best for people even if it's against their wishes (which also plays into the whole mind-control aspect of her character) but the selflessness and hero complex of equating being a winner with doing the "right" thing and always helping the people one cares about (even if her view of helping is warped). The way she gets so caught up in her own head, plans, & views she doesn't fully comprehend what people are trying to tell her. she's trying to help she's trying to hurt she wants to be the hero and the villain she needs to be needed by somebody. i'm obsessed with her.
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disneydatass · 11 months
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I just want to read about my girlfriends but there’s no English translation I’m kms
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cinemajunkie70 · 2 years
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A very happy birthday to Michael Keaton!
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therosecrest · 6 months
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c3s6 · 11 months
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Preeeeow
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ad-j · 2 years
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WATCHLIST 2022: The Paper
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