velvette's VERY smug about this even though it makes sense.
FULL BLACKOUT!
"I expected as much." Thank fucking Satan for Vel....
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feels like time for my favorite of john darnielle's new year's benedictions. he peaked at this one
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Sometimes I forget that this man is like in the top 3 of "most tragic Hatchetfield characters"
Like no, this fucker does not deserve to be written like that, this bastard of a man does not deserve to die all the damn time and leave his younger bro to cry in their shared apartment every single night, wondering where the man he looks up to a lot has gone, not knowing he's never coming back, cause some other bastard decided he needed a blorbo!!
I refuse to believe that Theodore fucking Spankoffski is this much of a tragic character, when his whole character is just horny and dying!
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A MAN WHO IS DOWN SO BAD HE WOULD CANONICALLY BECOME A FURRY, JUST HAS TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIE IN HIS ARMS AND GET TURNED INTO A BROKEN HOMELESS MAN WHO "GETS PRETTY SCARY SOMETIMES"
F me fr man, the Langs made me care for a man I wish to stay whole towns away from if he was real
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Hear the music, hear the pipers!
See how life is beautiful. When a life drifts away, a thousand more memories prevail. For a life that is lost, they'd live in thousand stories, and a thousand more hearts will tell them again !
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Roger Jones Is A Prey Species: My Biology PHD Thesis
horizontal pupil
hides when he's scared (even if he's not doing a good job of it)
skittish, easily spooked
Okay that's it that's all I got thank youuuu
@cr1minalc1minalcr1minal
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fish goat but like if she was a human instead of a furry
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