@hotelbitches replied: lilith: if i said i'd step on you would you drop to the floor right now

"WELL YOU HAVEN'T SAID IT so I haven't done it, so you have NO proof."

@hotelbitches

And as Vaggie comes upstairs, she will find the lights in their bedroom dimmed with candles , and a trail of satin rose petals leading up to their shared bed. There’s even brand new velvet heart cushions.

And the culprit? Holding back her giggles as she hides crouched beside the bed.

alastor c3

he's gonna snap

@hotelbitches ♥'d for spicy lilith !

She can't sleep. Lilith is restless. there's too much on her mind, and her dumb thoughts won't leave her be.

Normally, the solution would be to eat -- something comforting usually, breakfast food is the redhead's weakness, and that would lead to her body feeling soothed, with her mind following suit almost every single time.. almost. except for tonight, evidentially.

As they lay in bed, laying on their sides and fronts facing each other in a warm embrace, one of Lilith's hands snaking over Lucifer's hip and down his abdomen, fondling what she hopes will satisfy her hunger

❝ Luci~ ❞ She hums with salacious intent, her face half-buried in his downy blonde hair as she rubs his clothed front. ❝ i'm still hungry. ❞

❝ NOTHING. that's all i ask. for you to do absolutely nothing. why do you act as if that's such a hard task? does the thought of sitting around make you antsy, @hotelbitches. i'm sure you can find plenty to do around here. ❞

"your majesty!" velvette grins at him, not surprised he made it to her office. and apparently, not surprised to see him. "it seems you've been busy here. if you're trying to make your way through the vee's," she says, standing with her palms flat on her desk, "i'm willing to be next in line."

He's ... speechless. He didn't know humoring Vox one time would lead to everyone else trying their shot at the King. Though, he didn't blame them. I mean, have you seen Lucifer?

⸺ ❝ ... Listen. I think there was a miscommunication somewhere; I'll just see myself out, thanks. ❞

@hotelbitches continued from X.

Pentious, unexpectedly, moves to hold up two different brands of what looks to be matte eyeliner in either hand, one seeming to be a golden color, the other looking to be a dark jade green. “I can’t quite tell which one would go better with my sssscales. Normally I’d try it on myssself first just to see how they look but I don’t want to go through the bother of wiping all the makeup off and then reapplying it over and over again.”

angel vc heyyyyy wanna kill my boss and steal me away to lust 👉👈🥰

ozzie vc: ooh ♫ well I do like taking contracted sinners and imps and making them part of my ring.

@hotelbitches asked: "alastor, no! guests are friends, not food!" charlie scolds, going as far as bapping his nose in disapproval like a cat. no cannibalism in the hotel!

ALASTOR IMMEDIATELY STOPPED LOOMING over his would-be lunch the moment he heard Charlie's voice. Mouth parting and looking as if he had intended to UNHINGE his jaw. He stared at Charlie as they smacked his nose, and he had to supress the snarl of annoyance. Best not piss off the prince, after all. "Need I remind you these so called 'friends' of yours were sent to Hell for a REASON?"

@hotelbitches sent: ruler + 9'4" lilith!

❝ now THIS is how it's done, ya worthless FUCKS. you all could learn a thing or two from her majesty, here! ❞

from charlie, cherri, and vaggie <3

"Oh, be still my beating heart."

@hotelbitches ♥'d for spicy kitty !

Velvette had such a horrendous day, today ! two whole models ripped to shreds by her most towering business partner, and on top of that the third had gained weight and ruined the dress planned for her to show off ! it would be a wonder why the fashionista hasn't gone on a total rampage, if Kitty wasn't already aiding the doll-like demon with blowing off steam.

As dark hands grab for her hat's twin tails, the fizzbot makes quick work of getting into position. just the way that Velvette likes her : on her knees before her, a worshipper at her temple. Kitty's fingers are careful not to rip at the other's panties, holding them to the side with delicate handiwork as mouth meets slit, lengthy, warm silicone tongue begins parting through walls with eager lapping.

great ― as if being divorced ( twice ) didn't suck enough , his ex is still a total smoke show. ❛ lilith. ❜ is the only greeting he offers , arms folded tightly , defensively over his chest. / @hotelbitches

+ 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐒. * Crimson oculars flaring red and flickering down to a gentle glow. Alastor checks their pocket watch and realizes they have drifted into a dreamless slumber in the middle of perusing the paper. If Lilith had returned, they would have been stirred awake, and if there was something out of place, their shadows that had been drifting along the walls wouldn't have turned their attention towards the stairs as well. The whole collective of them had definitely heard the same thing and there goes the tot again! Squealing with laughter this time and striking up a conversation with... someone. Something. Alastor had no choice but to investigate.

Kicking forward their skirts and adjusting their lengthy locks to drape behind their shoulders, Alastor pocketed the watch and stood. They make their way up the bifurcated steps at a decent pace with an air of caution as they reach the door to their charge's room, and grasp the knob before turning it and entering. ❛ Charlie dear, who are you talking to? ❜ There's a sudden sense of urgency when their feet finally touch the carpet within the child's room, marching with purpose over to where the princess was and picking them up to hold them close.

@hotelbitches for 𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑬 . * +

"VELVETTE! I called DIBS!!" Valentino doesn't care he's at work in the middle of a set, he's blowing up her phone.

RUDE!!

"If you slit my throat tonight I'm gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that." charlie to alastor!

ALASTOR KNEW BETTER THAN TO DARE TRY something like that with the monarch, as tempting as they made it sometimes. Stopping him from feeding had certainly made the idea of taking down Charlie tempting- but he knew were he to attempt he'd likely not end up on top.

Instead he let out a loud laugh, leaning over the prince with a wide, unnatural grin. "Well, then I suggest you keep one eye open when you sleep tonight, my dear!"