Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
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Chat help my rare pair I came up with as a one off thought is now forever trapped in my mind why do I do this to myself
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Thinking back to that Lukercy + Percico fanfic wherein Percy compares Luke with a black sun whereas Nico is a gentle moon.
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maths never maths for me like wdym vishal is -54⅘ years old? where did he get a premium fetus subscription from?
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I've noticed your Suns gets bullied a lot, man gets no peace smh
yeah man!
this is bing bong fuck Suns' life central!!!! if i could i'd play Kesha's Blow while pouring kerosene into their high voltage areas. i'd give em the dead sea to sippy on. Here Boy, Kidney Problems
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i am incredibly normal about morgan inquisitor of the glaring sun I am incredibly normal about Morgan inquisitor of the glaring sun jnam normalgjnaboutmornganinsquisitor
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if, for fun, you wanted to give ignus nilsen a character design that reflected the plumage of a shrike you’d want to do something with the very distinctive black stripe over the eyes
well, I recommend this style of 19th century sunglasses
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