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smittyw · 4 months
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DUNMESH STYLE STUDY with my ocs.. !!?!??? !
this was rly rly fun i think more ppl should make room in their hearts for daydream hour obsession
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a-lilacsong · 15 days
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Just finished the game and I agree with Muu, Rhok'zan x Stardust forever. They're going to make the greatest songs of all time, for all time.
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fbwzoo · 4 months
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I sat next to Ed's viv with the door open for a bit yesterday, with a few mealworms to encourage him to approach. He started to a couple times, then would retreat, so I moved the plate in over his salad plate for him to grab the worms instead.
Afterwards he climbed back onto the cork ramp, head bobbed at me, then a bit higher and bobbed again. 😂😂 Head bobs are basically a "fuck off" "don't mess with me" gesture from beardies. Apparently he's not going to be that easy to win over!
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du-hjarta-skulblaka · 4 months
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Incredibly funny to me that Obscure Psych Horror Analysist YouTube fully stopped his 4 hour video on one single act of Inscription, halfway through to make a completely unpaid proffesional-ish ad for his local independent game store, as a thank you for letting him film some shots there
I just. I love the energy.
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Office secret
Character pairing: Elijah Mikaelson x You (Female reader
Word count: 2662
Warnings: Smut, 18+, NSFW, Secret, Office sex, Oral female receiving, F word, Slight manipulation, Light teasing, Fluff, Slight possessive behaviour, Pussy play, Fingering, Multiple orgasm, Tongue fucking, Pet names, Aftercare, Light feel of Dom/Sub, Praising, Fast penetration,
Author's Note: Since money doesn’t grow on trees and still wanting to give each other a Christmas gift, we decided to write each other a story based on random photos that were provided by the recipient. So this is my Christmas short story for @ajs-playroom-you-may-enter
All mistakes are my own.
Moodboard is my own creation.
Disclaimer: This fiction is not to be used or translated without permission. Reblogging is allowed directly from this post.
Summery: Elijah is your boss and together you have a secret.
>>> Happy Holidays and Happy New Year Babes. Thank you for being the best support I could ever wish for. And for being my sister by heart. Love you always and forever. <<<
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You were in over your head since you had agreed to plan the office Christmas party, on top of doing your daily job. You hadn’t anticipated that you would meet so many obstacles, the date of the party was now only two weeks away and you heard some of your colleagues, that had everything together, talk about how they planned to nail the Boss or his brother. You mostly kept your thoughts to yourself because you had learned the hard what could happen if you spoke about who you liked. You were lost in throught looking through a website that had decent prices for both food and catering then you heard that velvety voice by your ear.
“How’s my favorite woman doing?” You blushed looking up into his beautiful deep brown eyes.
“Elijah! Stop that, you probably call every woman you meet, ‘Your favorite’.” Nudging him slightly still blushing.
He chuckled and winked at you. “Only my favorite, love.”
He walked all the way into your stall now and leaned against your desk. “How’s the party coming together, Y/N?”
You looked at your to do list and bit you lip. “It could have been better.”
He reached for the paper and took it before you could stop him. He looked at the paper and lowered it just enough to look at you with a raised brow. “It. Could. Be. Better… Really… You’re only missing music and food!”
You snatched the paper from him. “Do you have ANY idea how difficult it is to find music and food in December? It’s a freaking nightmare!”
He smiled his charming warm smile at you and whispered, “Get a bunch of pizzas and a jukebox”
You looked at him like he had just fallen from the moon. “You can’t be serious!” and he let out aloud as he pushed of the desk again.
“Alright, as you wish, love. I believe in you, Y/N!” squeezing your shoulder lightly as he left you stall and headed to his office.
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Moments later, three of the ‘model’ looking colleagues of your hung over the wall of you stall. “HOW the fuck do you do it….” One asked, another continued “Like how…” and the shortest finished “you’re… so ordinary!”
You breathed in deeply and looked at the last one. “Why Thank you. I’ll take that as a compliment.”
Closing the folder and looked at all of them as you stood up. “Maybe it’s because I’m ordinary, that’s how I do it.”
Staring down the last one as you walked past her. And headed to the copy room with your head held high.
On you way back from the copy room you received a text. “Y/N, come to my office now… please.”
You frowned a little unsure why, looking up from the phone you saw him in the office doorway looking stern. “FUCK!” you whispered to yourself because he looked so fucking hot. Squaring your shoulders, you headed over to him.
“You wanted to see me, sir.” You could see he was fighting back a smirk behind the stern look.
“Do I ever, Ms Y/L/N” Once inside he shut the door behind him and looked at you as he walked close to you cupping your face pressing his lips against your lips kissing you deeply.
“Mmm, I wanted to kiss you the moment I walked in, Kitten.” His whispered against your lips.
You were holding onto the sides of his shirt and breathing in his scent. “I wanted you too.” You whispered back.
He lifted his head kissing your forehead on your third eye. “Then why do you insist on keeping this a secret?”
You stepped into him embracing his neck. “How do you think this would look.”
He smirked running his hand down your back and cupped your ass giving it a good squeeze. “I don’t give a fuck how it looks, you’re my woman and that’s just how it is!”
You chuckled looking at him giving him a quick kiss. “You’re cute when you get all possessive that this.”
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He smirked lifting you of the floor, wrapping your legs around his waist bringing you to his large oak desk placing you on it, kissing your neck deeply, whispering seductively in your ear.
“I could possessive you, claim you right here on this deck, telling everyone that you’re mine and I’m yours!”
You chuckled pushing at him. “As tempting as that would be. That won’t happen today.”
You laughed seeing him giving you puppy eyes and playfully whimpered before smiling. “Okay, Love.”
He sat down in his massive deck chair and pulled you with him as you straddled him, so your skirt pooled around your hips. “Then I want you to go away with me over the weekend!” He demanded.
You looked at him not sure what to think. “I can’t… I still haven’t found the music or food.”
He smirked against your lips and his ran a hand up your inner thigh slipping a couple of fingers past your panties feeling how moist you were, slowly pushing his fingers in you finding your sweet spot as he whispered in a husky voice.
“Y/N, you’ve done enough, I’ll make sure there’ll be music and food.!”
You whimpered against the crook of his neck. “Elijah… Please…” Not sure what you were bagging for.
“Just say, yes, baby… Let me spoil you.!” He whispered in your ear.
Your breath hitched in your throat as he slowly but expertly was bring you to a much-needed climax.
“Okay… Yes… Elijah… I give.” you moaned cupping his face, pressing your lips against his as he brought you to your release.
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Both of you were panting with hunger and perspiration on your skin.
“Fuck this... Baby I need you to be a quiet as possible.” He told you and you looked at him with question and quickly realised what was happening when he lifted you back up on the table and ripped your panties off and buried his face in you sex licking you in deep long stroke. Tongue fucking you, nipping your clit only to repeat the thorough treatment, bringing you to another and another climax.
You grabbed his hair whimpering deeply. “Elij… I.. Pleas…. Arrgh. Ple.. Eliiiijaaahhh…” Moaning as you withered under his expert hands and mouth.
After you lost count of how many climaxes, he had engulfed you, you pleaded. “Plea stop, Baby, Sir…. Eli…”
“Breathe deeply love...” You heard Elijah cooing softly into your ear, he had stood up resting his cheat against your, kissing you deeply as he slowly pushed his erect manhood into your love tunnel. “I need you baby..”
You cupped his face feeling tears running down the side of your face. “Daddy, please be gently.!”
His smiled and kissed you softly. “Always, I promise baby.” Thrusting torturously slow all the way in resting against your cervix only to pull back slowly and repeat. This went on for what felt a moment yet an eternity as the same time.
He bought you to three more climaxes before you felt his movements becoming more urgent and feeling him pulse deep inside of you as you felt his release shoot inside coating your insides, feeding you eager womb.
“aagh, fuck” He grunted hooking his arms under your shoulder, kissing you deeply, resting his forehead against yours, smiling deeply looking into your eyes. “Sorry Love..” Half breathing chuckling. “You said no sex at the office.”
You laughed and moaned, still feeling him inside. “It’s interesting meetings you want, Sir.”
He slowly pulled out making you whimper which in turn made him smile.
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He held out a hand helping you up. “Come my love, Let’s get you cleaned up!”
You took his hand and followed him to his office bathroom, you took a seat on the toilet seat, gasping at the coolness against your throbbing and well fucked sex. You watch him as he found a washcloth and rinsed it in warm water before kneeling before you.
“Spread your leg, Lovely” You did as told and moaned softly feeling the warm cloth against you sex.
“Tsh tsh tsh. What a mess I made.” He whispered and you giggled. Your eyes meeting and he winked at you.
After he finished cleaning you and himself. He helped you to stand again. No words were spoken, and it felt natural, safe, and perfect.
Walking back out to the office you found your panties, once you picked them up you saw that they were truly ripped apart. “ELIJAH!.. You’ll be the end of my panties!” You said half chuckling half scolding him.
He walked over and took them from you and put them in his pocket. “Easy access for me then.” He said winking.
“I have to go back out there you know…” you looked at the time and saw that you had been in his office for three hours. “HOLY FUCK ELIJAH!!!”
“WHAT?” He asked until he saw the time. “Oh.. Look on the bright side. Problems solved, no one’s out there now.” He said flashing you a grin.
“You’re lucky you’re cute, that’s the smile that got me in trouble in the first place!” You told squinting your eyes at him.
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Wednesday evening you got a work message from your calendar. You checked it and saw that you had gotten all of Friday off and Thursday from noon AND from 1 pm there was a private note which informed you that you had a three-hour spa appointment at a high-profile spa that you knew Rebekah visited frequently. Smiling to yourself you texted Elijah
~Thank you for the day and a half off, but you really didn’t have to. ~
Seconds later you got a text back.
~You’re welcome, My Lovely. Yes, I really did have to. It’s a pampering day before we leave at noon Friday. ~
The way he wrote you knew that you would never get him to agree with you, so you replied with a simple text.
~Very well, Sir. Love you. ~
His reply was. ~Good Girl, I love you too… See you Friday. ~
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Thursday came and went and the night to Friday you had a hard time falling asleep because the anticipation and suspense was getting the best of you. Elijah hadn’t told you anything about where you were going, not even given any hint with what to pack. The only thing he had instructed you on was not to pleasure yourself in any way because that was and would always be his job, this resulted in you being soaked like you had never be before.
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Friday morning you were woken by the smell of breakfast being made and the sound of Elijah humming in the kitchen. You smiled and moaned as you stretched before getting out of bed, finding the one shirt of his you had at your place and walked into the kitchen to see him stand there only in sweatpants and bare upper body, which made you sex tighten, and you had to suppress a moan.
When Elijah saw you, he smirked and mouthed. “Damn, I’m a lucky man.” Reaching a hand, out to you, you took it and smiled as he kissed the palm of your hand. “Good morning my love, are you ready for the weekend?”
You smiled and hugged him. “I suppose I am, only you can truly say if I am.!”
He chuckled and nodded. “Ah, yes. that’s true. then I can say that you are…”
Leaning in whispering to you near your ear. “In more than one way I sense. I can smell your arousal.”
You blushed instantly and nudged him. “Well, you told me not to pleasure myself, so it’s your fault.”
He chuckled “That fault I’ll happily own”
You ate breakfast, not really speaking much in verbal manner but your non-verbal communication was of the charts. Just the way you kept eye contact with each other while eating, or the way his lips pressed against the glass when he drank or the way his fingers caressed the edge of the plate, it was becoming too much for you.
Finally, you were in the car and on your way, you arrived at the airport and entered a private plane and were quickly on your way to your destination, two hours later you landed in Canada and were picked up a private chauffeur that drove you to the destination.
You gasped when you realized that you were going to spend the weekend in one of the glass globes with direct view to the northern light.
“Oh my god!!! Elijah… Are you for real!?!?” Running around the car, you jumped up wrapping both your arms and legs around him. “I love this.” Elijah caught you and chuckled.
The chauffeur laughed as he opened the car door. “Enjoy your honeymoon.”
Not bothering to explain Elijah just said. “We will, Thanks.”
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That evening, the fireplace was heating up the room, as you were lying in bed naked, snuggling and caressing, giving each other light massages.
You were on top of Elijah then his eyes gleamed and he just whispered. “My Love… Look.” As he looks slightly past you.
You looked up, to see the most beautiful night sky, with a mix of blue, green, purple-ish colors dancing across the night sky, he moved os you plopped back down on the bed beside him, and you laid wrapped in his arms.
Again, no words were spoken as you laid there in silence only the soft crackling from the fire broke the silence.
After some time had past Elijah move to lay between your legs.
Smiling down at you. “Y/N? Will you be mine?” he asked, and you reached up cupping his cheeks wrapping your legs around his waist. “I’m already your, Elijah.!”
He smiled deeply. “That’s not what I mean…” He said breathing deeply. “What I’m trying to say it…. Will you be my wife?” He said the last part giving an insecure smile.
You gasped and pulled his face to your and kissed him deeply before whispering. “Yes… Yes… Yes… I’ll be your wife, today, tomorrow, always and forEV…Arhhhh” the last part was spoken in a moan as he thrusted balls deep settling there feeling your walls massaging his length, kissing you back hungrily. “I love you, Y/N… Always.”
You wrapped your leg tighter around his waist forcing him deeper inside, he groaned deeply as he slowly started pumping in and out of you gaining thrust as your juices coated his member.
It didn’t take long before you there basking to the first Climax and Elijah had quickly pulled out and buried his face in your sex prolonging your climax with his expert tongue.
After your climax calmed enough, he took your hand “Come, I need you here on your knees.”
You trusted him with your life as you took his hand and followed his lead, and as you stood on your kneed in the middle of the bed Elijah positioned himself on his knees behind you, bringing your back, back against his chest, He trusted up into you this time rougher and more animalistic.
“Arh Baby…” You moaned aloud letting your head drop back against his shoulder reaching back holding onto his hip.
His right arm wrapping around your chest cupping your left breast increasing his speed.
Panting in your ear he spoke words of endearment. “You look so beautiful, Y/N.”, “You feel amazing.”, “You’re my everything.” And as he felt that you were about to climax again, he let go and climax with you coating your insides with his seed.
Panting deeply, he kissed your temple as he whispered. “MY Wife!”
You collapsed back onto the bed and slipped into a deep sleep.
You were the first to wake in the morning and found that he had placed a beautiful sapphire ring on you finger.
Now you truly felt ready for the office to know whom it was that you truly loved and belonged to.
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My despicable, unpopular opinion: Cody looks 10x better without the beard.
Really?? Cody always looks great with or without facial hair but do you prefer clean shaven or with a bit of stubble? What was your fav beardless Cody era?
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You calling your own opinion despicable leads me to believe that you’re subconsciously questioning your own opinion… or am I wildly off base there?
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I'm SO invested in Ted Lasso, a show I do not watch, and yet, I'm rooting so hard for it. Everything I know about it has come from Tumblr, i don't even know how they sound, it's ridiculous, but I am oh so invested.
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i so genuinely have the biggest crush on this loser 🙈🙈🙈 he does not deserve it UGH.
edit: DUH oml credit to Valkyriian i love her bots so much 😭
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tornrose24 · 1 year
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can you draw more CU tangled doodles,or maybe about the sequel
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I did two scenes from the AU sequel 'Second Braid' (which can be found on both archive of our own and fan fiction dot net).
It's raining like crazy over here, so I did the moment from the road trip the boys were forced to go on with Krupp in chapter 6 since rain was the big reason why that happened in the first place.
I also did one of my favorite bits from chapter 2 where Edith was struck by Melvin's anti-gravity invention and she needed some help from a certain someone.
The CU tangled au is co owned by me and @princeasimdiya12
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tauntingcrow · 1 year
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Liam Virim — Bloodhunter, Order of the Ghostslayer (or WoL in FFXIV).
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turojo · 1 year
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brushes face against beard,,,,,,,
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Dopamine hit ..!
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telltalesketch · 1 year
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Brain, can't we just think on one story at a time?
Why do you want me to plan out another werewolf romance story with OCs that will inevitably get buried in the endless list?
One werewolf arc is enough right now, god dammit
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One Hell of a dream!
Character pairing: Dean Winchester x You/Female reader - your POV
Word count: 1336
Warnings: Control, Possessive, fantasizing, smut, NSFW, Mention of breeding, Breeding kink, Knife play, Obedience, Dominance, 18+, teasing, fingering, Marking, Forced climax, Use of F word.
Author's Note: Since money doesn’t grow on trees and still wanting to give each other a Christmas gift, we decided to write each other a story based on random photos that were provided by the recipient. So this is my Christmas short story for @sweater-daddiesdumbdork All mistakes are my own.
Moodboard is my own creation.
Disclaimer: This fiction is not to be used or translated without permission. Reblogging is allowed directly from this post.
>>> Merry Christmas Ambie, I hope you had a lovely holiday. Thank you for being a sister from another mister. Lover you always and forever. <<<
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You were sitting alone on Christmas eve after having spent some quality time at some friend’s place, you had been talking about favorite character from series and movies. A few guys had caused a fuzz then you and another woman had agreed upon Dean Winchester being hot and the ultimate muse for intense dreams. Now you were home and had been seeing four episodes until now, you weren’t ready for bed, but you had to because you were having company over the next day. You decided on putting on last episode on while lying in bed, there was no way you would skip that episode. ‘Mmm Future Dean, him and Demondean, now that was a Manwich you’d do.
You don’t remember putting anything in the oven let alone setting the timer. You got out of bed only wearing a tee and panties and headed for the kitchen what had you been thinking putting something in the oven at this time. Once in the kitchen you stopped dead in your tracks. This wasn’t your kitchen. The timer kept beeping as you looked back to see your room gone and a new bedroom was there instead. Okay this, was fucked up on so many levels.
“BABE! Are you gonna let the timer continue to beep or are you getting the rolls out of the oven?” you hear from the bedroom and saw a tired Jensen exit the bedroom and pasted you going to the oven and taking the muffin tin out.
“Jensen?” you said slow not believing your own eyes.
He breathed in deeply. “Mmm your cooking smells divine” facing you now, he crocked a brow. “Who the hell is Jensen.?” Walking up to you and pulling you closer he smirked putting a finger under your chin making you look up at him and placed a deep kiss on your lips before saying “how about you get you out of this tee?” you swatted his hands as he grabbed the hem of the tee.
You were still at a loss and staring realizing that you were dreaming. He chuckled giving you a cheeky grin. “Someone’s playing hard to get. That’s my girl.” He pulled you over to the table and you willing followed. “Babygirl I need you to sit. Then I’ll be right back.”
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You took a seat and watched as he entered the bedroom. You waited for what felt like an eternity, so you get up and went to the counter and saw a tin full of pumpkin spiced cinnamon rolls. You were about to pick one up then you heard a deeper and huskier voice behind you. “What do you think you’re doing?” you spun around to see then you were now facing future Dean, with thigh holster and everything. “FUCK!” you exclaimed, and he laughed before his eyes darkened stepping close to you.
“That is exactly what I intent for us to do! Now hands on your back!”
You bit your lip and did as told slowly placing your hands on your back. “Yes, Dean”
He was now towering over you and looking down at you with lustful eyes. “Yes….. What?”
You gulped and cast your eyes down and purred “Yes, Daddy”
He breathed a laughed. “That’s better, Daddy’s good girl. Now I want you to look into my eyes as I strip you!” You looked up at him, hearing the sound of metal against the leather sheath as he pulled his knife from his holster, running it up over your skin sending shivers through your body. Bring the knife to your face he smirked. “Kiss it, pet. Kiss it and tell me what you need!”
You looked from him to the knife and back again wetting your lips before placing you lips against the coldness of the knife. “I want you to cut my clothes off and fuck me!”
He groaned approvingly and ran the edge of the knife along your cheek and down your neck before grabbing your tee and cut into it and the room filled with the sound of fabric ripping and you felt the cool air against your exposed chest. “Mmm” Dean ran the knife back up your exposed breasts and slightly pressed the tip of the knife against your right taunt nipple as he pinched your left. “Oh, the plans I have for you… Before this night is over, I’ll have marked you as mine and you’ll thank me for it.”
He pulled the tee off your shoulder and winked at you. “Now turn around Pet.!” You did as commanded, and he rewarded you with a spank on your right butt cheek that left a sting and a warmth that spread to you sex. “Thank you, Daddy” you spoke softly arching your back a little pushing your ass toward him as he stepped closer so you could feel the bulk in his pants.
“I want you to bend over the counter and grab the edge!” he demanded as he lightly pushed against your shoulders until you were laying with your breasts against the cold countertop. You turned your head to look back as best as you could to see what he would do next, since you felt his hand against your ass rubbing and squeezing lightly before slipping past your panties and finding your sex and thrusted two fingers to the palm of his hand growling. “Fuck You’re soaked. You’re such an eager pumpkin to please your master” pumping his fingers in you he added another and a fourth making you whimper aloud. “Argh Fuck, Daddy!”
The moist sounds of your soaked cunt filled the kitchen. When Dean pulled his fingers out you groaned at the emptiness. Dean grabbed the hem of your panties and dragged the back side over your ass and cut your panties off slowly pulling them of you, dragging them over your clit bending for laughing hauntingly in your ear. “I hope your ready pet!”
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You turned your head to look at him and, was met with black eyes and you sucked in air sharply seeing Demondean before your eyes. “I’ll put my spawn in you!”
You whimpered and pushed your ass against him “Please daddy!!! Fuck me!!”
He got back up and ripped his pants off and in seconds he buried himself to the hill, deep inside your cunt roaring at your tight fit. You screamed aloud as his sudden intrusion forced a climax from your body.
He ran his hand over your back as he bent down reaching around your throat tighten slightly forcing you to stand back up as he fucked you with vengeance. “You’re mine to do with as I please!” with his other hand he ran the knife over your sex, grunting in your ear as both your climaxes grew near, you felt him pulse inside you, he stopped just short of cumming, bringing the knife to your ribcage dragging the knife over your ribs cutting a pentagram in your thin skin under your left breast. The pain mixing with the pleasure bringing your over the edge and you climax hard, and Dean let go of your neck letting you drop to the countertop again grabbing your hips and fuck his climax into your womb, prolonging your climax till you slip into unconsciousness. You remember his voice in your ear saying something about growing spawn in your womb.
You wake in the morning to the white noise from the TV and your sore all over. You remember the dream and bring a hand to your left rib and feel something, quickly you get out of bed and hurry to the mirror and your eyes scan your ribcage and you lose your breath when your seen the red outline of a pentagram, instinctively you bring a hand to your belly, over your womb thinking to yourself that was one Hell of a dream!
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postersofleon · 14 days
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more leon headcanons:
- slow dances in the kitchen with you with fucking weezer (island in the sun) and has fun dance with c'mon eileen
- he is convinced he'll grow a proper beard but it grows patchy. he loves when you caress his face and tells him he looks good (have in mind this man has kept his stubble since damnation)
- you play with his arm hair and chest hair and he used to get flustered
- he has sensitive skin so he tries to protect it. he forgets to so you need to remind him
- he knows how to cook but he still burns toast
- for small period of times, he takes cares of dogs and babysits them
- there is moments of his life where he is very quiet and doesn't speak. he just rested his chin on your shoulder or rests his forehead on your chest or back. whatever is easier for him
- he was a jock in high school, and he was kindest person ever.
- he got his palm read and he got his tarot read. he doesn't believe in fate though
- especially re6 leon loves when you cup his face, he is a sucker for affection and he loves when you coo him
- send pictures of animals and says, "us."
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hacash · 1 year
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See, I’m less annoyed than a lot of people because to me that last montage felt more like a dream of Ted’s than anything else. And don’t forget, Bill Lawrence has pulled this before: with the finale of Scrubs we don’t talk about Scrubs Interns JD’s final moments involve him imagining what the future looks like for him, and it’s up to the audience to decide how much or how little will come true. It’s left very ambiguous what the canonical future holds for our heroes - which, let’s be honest, is a pretty Ted Lasso move to pull. After all, we never can tell.
But once you consider that, the montage makes a lot more sense if you read it happening in Ted’s mind. It’s all very Ted-coded, showing everything he wants for his England family: the team all hanging out together. Trent’s book as a success but not making Ted front and centre. Keeley pushing for a women’s team. Sam making the Nigerian team. Roy taking his first steps as a proper leader. Nate back on the coaching squad and getting on better with his dad. Jamie reconciling with his dad (that’s very Ted-coded). Beard’s ludicrously filtered wedding to Jane (which Ted doesn’t even appear in, because we never see ourselves in our own dreams).
(And let me tell you, even if nothing else is fantasy that definitely was; having lived near Stonehenge for over ten years I can guarantee you the weather is never like that.)
I suspect that executive meddling has a lot to do with it - it’s pretty clear that a lot of people involved with Ted Lasso don’t know whether that’s it for the Richmond universe or not - but the fact that we end that montage with Ted jerking awake really has me feeling like that was a serious case of Ambiguous Ending. Until anything else in the Richmond universe is confirmed , we’re left able to pick and choose which bits will come true and which won’t. Which, hey, I’m a bit of a sucker for, so I’m satisfied with that.
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victoria-grimesss · 9 months
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Price Headcanons ~SFW & NSFW~
masterlist ->Paring: Captain John Price x F!Reader ->Warning: fluff, romance, smut down below >:) ->A/N: MDNI! I've had some of these floating around my head and had to write them down.
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SFW:
This man needs a vacation, he needs to sit on the beach and drink a little something with an umbrella vacation.
I imagine even if he went on vacation, he would be the "feel free to text me if anything comes up I'm just a flight away" kinda guy. Please someone make him relax.
He's a romantic guy for sure, will kiss you on the hand and bring you flowers without asking.
When you go out to eat he will open the car door, the restaurant door, and pull out the chair for you because the woman he loves will NOT be touching a door. He gives you a wink once he tucks your chair in.
When he's home, especially right after he gets back he loves nothing more than to sit side by side and read your books together, make him a good cup of tea and he's sending heart eyes your way.
His favorite way to sleep is with you right on top of him. Out on the job he sleeps with his gear on, so he's become accustomed to having a weight on his chest when he sleeps, he feels uneasy without it. But when you lay onto of him like that he's out like a light.
He gets nightmares frequently, if you're a light sleeper he apologizes for waking you up but you never complain and for that he cannot repay you. If you're a heavy sleeper and you don't wake up he'll calm his beating heart and find comfort in your scent and soft breaths. Sometimes he wants to talk about it sometimes he doesn't, it depends on the severity and if he wants to plague you with it. At times he just wants to lay with you in his arms, he's safe at home with you, his boys are safe at their homes, everything is okay.
He's built a steady routine over the years, part of that routine is waking up ten minutes before he's supposed to so he can admire you when you sleep and hold you close to his bare chest, he loves these mornings.
He trusts you with his life, and with that he'll let you trim up his beard, a barber botched it once and Gaz laughed at him, so he said you're the only other person allowed to do it now.
He definitely falls asleep when watching TV and when you try to change it he'll wake up and say he's watching it.
One time you washed his hat without telling him and he panicked like when you lose your wallet. You had to pre-soak his hat twice to get it semi-normal.
I imagine him as a good cook but a shit baker. He gets frustrated when he tried to follow a cake recipe for your birthday and can't find the recipe under the person's life story. He went to the store and bought one then wrote your name on it.
He loves it when he can show off how strong he is, sometimes you'll pretend you can't open a jar just so he can crack his knuckles and "show you how its done".
He's over the moon if you ask him to show you how to fish, even more elated if you offer it as a date idea.
He loves to sit at the counter and listen to you talk about your day. He's a sucker about your voice and could listen to you talk about literally anything.
He calls you on his way back to base and talks to you on the drive home, makes the drive go faster.
He starts ring shopping 2 months after you two started dating, he knew you were the one.
He almost threw up when he proposed, he was so fucking nervous but the night went perfectly.
Definitely carried you through the door of your shared place when you got married, he's old fashioned like that.
His dad jokes are out of this world awful, but you laugh at them even if it hurts, because you love him.
Loves to have the team over to watch sport matches, when you were house shopping he always referenced about having them over when the two of you would view the living room.
When the two of you are out he puts a hand on the small of you back to guide you through crowds.
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His stamina is impressive, he's an older guy but he can go for rounds and those rounds are heavy and sweaty.
Alot of things you do turn him on, kiss him on the spot where his neck meets his head, touch his knee and move you hand slowly up, tell him how much you missed him, tell him he looks good in that shirt, wear that shirt, really anything you do turns the man on.
John Price loves to love you through and through this man is a giver.
He will kiss you from ankle all the way up, muttering about how good you looked today and how much he was thinking about getting you out of these clothes.
Not possessive but more protective. Your relationship is built on mutual respect for one another, although there is a trend between the times when you get a little more attention from other guys and when he absolutely fucks your brains out. He denies it the next morning.
He uses his voice to his advantage. He purrs in your ear hours before he undresses you, light light touches and honeyed words butter you up to the point you're begging for him to take your clothes off. "You need me this bad love? Desperate girl." He wears a devilish smile.
Certified pussy eating master and I stand by that. That man can go forever between your thighs, his eyes roll to the back of his head when he first licks you, you'll have to pry him away beard soaked with evidence of his skills.
Good with his hands too, he angles then just the right way to find your G-spot, all while saying the dirtiest things just so he can feel you clench around his fingers. "You like that, fuck look at you dripping down my hand."
He loves when you grip his arms when he drives himself into you, you leave nail marks and he gets off on it. That you're feeling so good from what he's doing to you that you have to hold on that tight.
Favorite positions would be missionary, cowgirl, or anything where he can look you in the eyes so he can see your reaction when he slides it in so agonizingly slow.
Loves it when you ride him, front facing so he can see you cum. He makes you wear his hat for sure. And when it dips too low in front of your eyes he'll stop all movement just to fix it. "There's my pretty girl." He grinds into you to start again.
You guys fucked in his car once and he loved it, couldn't do it again though. His back hurt too much the next day.
Guilty pleasure is hotel sex. The both of you get a nice big room at a fancy hotel, have sex in clean white sheets making a mess of the newly made bed, he fucks you in the bed, the shower, the desk, over the dresser, and against the wall, afterwards you two order all you can eat room service.
He loves getting blowjobs when he smokes, something about the combination of the two make his head dizzy in a wonderful way.
Heavy on safe-words and making sure you feel the best you can when you two have sex, always checking in on you but in the most seductive ways as to not lose the mood.
Price loves to praise you, before during and after he's telling you how good you're doing and how beautiful you look taking him so well.
Most of the time he asks you where he should cum, he just likes hearing you say it, it gets him off harder.
Aftercare!! John is big on it, he'll take you to the bathroom and you'll have a bath together or shower, he'll give you extra time when he leaves so he can change the bedding and put on a sweet movie.
If your muscles ache he'll take a body oil or lotion and gets those knots out with those expert hands, he prefers it when you're naked for these massage sessions, easier to get all your sore spots he says.
More than half the time this result in another session and neither of you are complaining.
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