It's pretty funny that Magic rock candy, the universal loved gift for everyone, is a hated gift for Lance, just because our favorite gallant adventurer doesn't eat anything sweet. But this is "rare and powerful candy infused with the essence of a prismatic shard," therefore a very useful magical item. And our Lance, even if he was badly wounded, would refuse to eat candy because of, I don't know, the fact that it's candy that might mess up his figure... Or teeth.
A little OOC for him, but it would be a great crack story when the Farmer, after dragging an injured Lance to safety, gives him this magic candy that will instantly help.... To hear him refuse. "I'm afraid this doesn't suit me..." Lance, you're dying, eat your fucking candy, stupid bitch-
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I was possessed to sketch some of my favorite stardew valley (+expanded) characters today :)
And since I am predictable, here is the wizard and Marlon... But with Morgan ! Because they are very cute and I love them a lot
Next is Shane and Marnie :D
Shane is such a good character, but not as a love interest imo gjkffkkf just let my boy go to therapy- and Marnie is a silly lady and I think she's neat. The quest were she want a cave carrot to teach her goats how to say hello ? Unhinged behavior 10/10
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do you have any hesdcanons for sve bachelors with a farmer trying to get them to spend the morning in the bed instead of going to work?
Yea :3 Enjoy some headcanon, dear anon! 💕
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Victor:
"Dear, don't we have to get up?" "I don't want to..." "Farmer..." "Zzzzz..."
All of Victor's attempts to get up would prove futile, for the grip of Farmer's hands on his waist is steely.
"We need to get up, come on honey."
Useless. But Victor is not one to give up easily.
The spaghetti lover gently tries to remove the Farmer's hands from his waist. To which his spouse whimpers and rumbles.
So it's time for their ultimate trump card.
Farmer used "puppy eyes", a "pitiful voice", and one long word "pleeeeaaase." It's very effective.
"Okay," Victor chuckled slightly as Farmer smiled at their victory.
Alright, just a couple more hours, the job isn't going anywhere.
Lance:
Lance is usually a fan of snuggling in bed for "five more minutes" (a.k.a. few hours).
In some moments, the adventurer thinks it's better to get things done sooner, so that he doesn't have to worry for the rest of the day.
The Farmer has a different opinion about it
"Five more minutes, Lance..."
The pink haired man chuckles. "It won't be five minutes, will it?"
"Of course not, and you know it..." Here Lance couldn't argue.
Farmer's arguments are solid, and there's no point in fighting when the battle was lost before it began.
The bed is soft, Farmer's embrace is cozy.
Lance was not at all difficult to coax.
*Chuckle* "Five more minutes, then."
Magnus Rasmodius:
'Farmer, it's time to get up." "No."
*Sigh* Once again, the moment has come when Magnus' stubborn spouse will not let him get out of bed.
"Farmer, work-" "No." "Ministry of Magic-" "No." "Crops-" "It's winter." "Farmer..." "No."
Stubborn as a donkey.
Magnus thinks how he can change their minds.
"I need to make a lot of elixirs for the other adventurers. Otherwise they might die in the Crimson Baldlans."
Farmer sleepily opened their eyes, and with one wave of hand, they casts a spell. There's a vast array of elixirs on a large table, and Magnus is utterly bewildered.
"How are you-" "Sleep - now. Questions - later," and pulled Magnus closer to them.
*Sigh*. Wizard thinks that sleeping another hour won't make the world go up. Besides, it's cozy in their embrace.
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