Irony
The funny thing about the reaction posts I saw in the wake of Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker is that both the hardcore Reylo shippers/Kylo redemption people and the hardcore anti-shippers/anti-redemption people posted angrily that the movie gave the other side everything they wanted. Like, are you not reading each other’s posts? You are literally exact mirrors of each other saying the same thing at the same time.
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Hux: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body."
Phasma: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them."
Hux: Now that's threatening.
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been thinking a lot about how much funnier TRoS would have been if instead of killing off Hux he escaped with the gang and was just kinda there in the background for the rest of the film
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STAR WARS EPISODE IX: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER CAME OUT 4 YEARS AGO!
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Why do I have to keep waking up to a world where Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker exists and burns down all the potential that the Sequels had
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DinBo shows me why I think FinnRey would work so well in the post Episode IX stories. Just a hotheaded and empathetic woman with the kindest, sweetest guy you ever met standing up for each other.
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Hux: I can't believe you assassinated our Supreme Leader!
Kylo: Well, "assassinated" implies I had political motives. I actually just killed him because he was kind of a dick and that's just how the Dark Side works. So technically, I just murdered him.
Hux: That's not better.
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