happy borth my dear buttfuck<333 (@buttl0rd) hugs and kisses for the stinky boy on his special day xoxo

ted how big was the gyatt 🤨

also other silly keyframes of the upcoming animation shitpost im gonna make soon LMFAO

LMAO I drew south park parents as kids, I was gonna draw Gerald but I wanted to do 2 mom's to dads, and I really wanted to draw new jersey Sheila 😭😭 also I didn't mean to make Stuart look like Tord.. 😰

Also I made randy the tallest cuz I'm pretty sure he's the oldest out of these guys (well I couldn't find how old Sheila is but whatever) and Liane is the youngest

I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM LOOK JUST LIKE TORD

The skrunklies are getting a portrait together 🥹

South park x reader try not to make a female new kid "not like other girls" or have all the girls hate her for no reason other then getting along with all of the guys (impossible)

Okay so im hyperfixating on tfbw and i have two different headcannons for New Kid

1. Throughout the entirety of the game New Kid is feral, unhinged and thinking murderous thoughts but he acts so normal nobody expects it

2. He's a semi verbal to nonverbal autistic n trans

If anyone else wants me to share more new kid headcannons please ask i love infodumping abt New Kid

FUCK IT *Selfs the insert*

Chapter 2, castletown (A)

New Kid can barely see the smile on the hooded figure's face, but it's there. The figure then speaks of a legend, one of Lightners and Darkners, all while Cartman rolls his eyes and doesn't pay attention. The figure went on for so long that even New Kid stopped paying attention, but the gist of it was those on the surface, Lightners, and those who lived in the dark world, Darkners, used to live in a harmony of sorts. If it were to change, hell on Earth would be the best way to describe it. The land would crack and shatter while the sky turned an eternal pitch black. In the figure's words, "The Earth will draw her final breath.". But the legend spoke of heroes in 3, and only they could free the world from calamity and seal the fountain to restore balance, effectively saving the world. The figure speaks of the fountain in the middle of the abandoned kingdom that gives them Darkner's life and how another dark fountain has opened up, causing destruction and harm upon the land.

"New Kid, Ca- Brute, I thank you for listening to my tale." The dark figure rasps, starting to ramble about how the two who stand before him must be the Lightners the legend speaks of. "Warriors, tell me you accept your desti-" The figure is quickly cut off by an annoyed Cartman.

"Yeah cool story, dude, thing is- I don't really care… anyways, I'll see you at school, Douchebag. You wanna play pretend with this fucking hippie, be my guest. I'M gonna find a way out of the mess YOU put us in." Cartman grumbles, starting to leave again, not letting New Kid question why they're getting blamed. As The figure tries to convince the purple bastard, they get practically tossed aside by another familiar figure, this time on a Harley motorcycle they were clearly a little young to drive. The laugh erupting from the new person is almost too similar to someone New Kid knew back in town. They took a moment to try figuring out who the actual FUCK was in front of them, that by the time they realized he already started his monologue.

"Awhh wait, y'all are already running and didn't even know I was here! … Gee, you guys are kinda puss-" He went on, only to be interrupted by Cartman. He sure does seem to do that a lot.

"Who the hell are you supposed to be, Butters?!" Butters more or less twirled around on his bike, seemingly very proud of it. "Oh, me? Well fellas, I'm Professor Chaos, the bad guy! … Wait how do you know my na-". But before Butters could finish his sentence, Cartman threw an axe at him- thankfully missing but somehow starting something. Wait, where the fuck did he get an axe? Not even Cartman knows, only trying to shut Butters up before he could say anything else. New Kid looked around and took in the new black boxes that seemingly only they and their companion could see as the battle started. Music that could only be described as Butters plays as if it was boss music.

The entire thing went by as a blur, only Cartman and Butters throwing insults at each other as New Kid and Cartman slowly chipped away at a bouncing Butters health bar. The way he and his stupid Harley bounced around must've been defying the laws of physics, but then again, he was throwing literal spades that exploded into lighting at the two of them, so who were they to wonder why physics didn't work in this dark world they found themselves in. However, the battle was cut short by Butters himself, who honestly looked a little frightened under his hood.

"Oh hamburgers!! My bike's gonna run out of fuel, I'll see you- … you losers later! I have to get home before Dad grounds me!" Butters said in an almost high-pitched voice before racing off on his Harley that sputtered as he left. Finally, the figure was back with a sigh of relief now that Butters was gone.

As the figure tried to introduce themself, Cartman groaned loudly and pulled at his lower eyelids, "Can you take off that stupid hood already?! We can't hear you under there!".

"Yeah yeah, whatever. You said the way outta here is East, right? Screw you guys, I'm going home. I'll see you at school or something Douchebag" He interjected, already pointing East when he mentioned going home like when used to when he used that phrase. As Cartman left the two, he stuck his middle fingers up at them, leaving before either Mysterion or New Kid could say anything.

"What a fucking asshole… I've been waiting my whole life for you two to get here and he just fucking leaves. Fuck him, I'm sure we'll be good friends." Mysterion says in his obviously forced gruff voice before waiting for New Kid to speak. When they stay silent, he sighs and pats their shoulder, already starting to walk East.

"Well, we have to find that asshole and he said he was going east. Come on, New Kid… or should I say Douchebag?" Their new companion says with a little smirk before they run in front of him as if to lead.

"Yeah, lead the way I guess, Douchebag?"

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Cosas lol

Annnnddd aaa I need to draw more my New Kids AAA

The new kis!

I made this little silly drawing to celebrate the release of south park snow day game!

The new kid or dovahkiin!

playlist i made for Page!

Ah yes the time when I only made Ernesto because I needed characters in the background of my old AU 😭😭

Oh! 😍

I just think they’re neat :)

The Magician's Quest Index

SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.

Prologue

Chapter 1