#Source: Schlock Mercenary
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The predicted dynamic between Raven and Winter
Winter: All hands report to the firing range!
(Nobody moves)
Winter: Come on, people! DOUBLE TIME! MOVE IT!
(Still nobody moves)
Raven: You heard the lady. Firing range. Now.
(Everyone bolts)
Winter: I hate you, Raven.
Raven: That's not hate, Winter. That's envy.
#RWBY#Greenlight Volume 10#Support CRWBY#Save RWBY#Incorrect Quotes#Source: Schlock Mercenary#Raven Branwen#Winter Schnee
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Chakotay: You all rarely notice, but words actually feel pain when they're abused.
Tom Paris: Cool. Long meetings just got more fun for me.
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Riley: You all rarely notice, but words actually feel pain when they're abused.
Chase: Cool. Long meetings just got more fun for me.
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Mario: Somehow, Galeem, whenever you say “with all due respect” I don’t think you intend any respect at all.
Galeem: Au contraire, Smashers. I intend every whit of the respect that you are actually due.
#incorrect quotes#smash bros#submission#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#Source: Schlock Mercenary#Mario#Galeem#Super Mario#World of Light
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[During the War]
Skulduggery: Are you sure you want me, Abyssinia? The elders said I'm a reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
Abyssinia: You are. But you're my reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
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When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good ahdear to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.
Yosemite Sam to Montana Max
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"THE AI HAS GONE FERAL! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE AI BEING FERAL!"
-Schmitty, about Binjpipe.
(Source: Ob'enn Admiral, Schlock Mercenary)
#ydkj#you don't know jack#wrongydkjquotes#schmitty#josh schmitty schmitstinstein#binjpipe#ai#artificial intelligence
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"We want to kill you guys each in a unique and horrible way while the others look on. But first, let's get to know each other."
- a detective to an accomplice
(Source: Shufgar, Schlock Mercenary)
#the narrator weapons drawn#weapons drawn#accomplices weapons drawn#detectives weapons drawn#lord tippet weapons drawn#the narrator weapon's drawn#lord tippet#weapons drawn jackbox#lord tippet weapon's drawn#wrongweaponsdrawn#comedy#get to know better#schlock mercenary#funny
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Kain: Are you sure you want me, Raziel? They say I'm a reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
Raziel: You are. But you're my reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
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Selections from the official Red Army handbook:
1. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn’t know what’s going on.
2. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
3. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
4. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
5. Only you can prevent friendly fire.
6. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.
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Terra: The bar for "good idea" must have been set pretty low.
Ember: We've survived worse ideas.
Terra: That's the sound the bar makes when it goes lower.
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The SQUIP has gone feral! Nobody ever said anything about the SQUIP going feral!
Jeremy Heere, probably
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Elm: I don't see the humans battering down the barrier. Does that mean we won?
Raul: Yes, Elm, you won.
Elm: Thank you, Lt. General, but I want to hear that from somebody I trust.
Gafka: Elm, you won.
Elm: Now can I hear it from somebody I LIKE?
Stocke: You scowl a lot. Perhaps you could provide us with a list?
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“The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster”.
-Reynie
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Razzia: Are you sure you want me, Abyssinia? The news said I'm a reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
Abyssinia: You are. But you're my reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
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"It's the best kind of party! It's a funeral! WOO HOO!" -redacted
(Source: Tagon, Schlock Mercenary)
#redacted#redacted tmp#trivia murder party 2#[redacted]#redacted trivia murder party#shittymurdergames#trivia murder party#trivia murder party dolls#trivia murder party host#trivia murder party 1
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