#Soul for a hot dog
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HEY EVERYONE do you remember my story I'm making?? With my own little blorbos?? No?
Well let me remind you!
At a crossroads in small town Sweden, there's a hot dog stand with a unique business model: If you can guess the Vendor's name, you get your food for free! BUT. If you fail, you owe him your soul. Yes, he is the literal devil.
A mid/late 20's guy called Tobbe stumbles into the stand, and immediately decides that that is the eaxct type of guy you want to be best friends (or more) with.
Above, we see Vendor and Tobbe, the stand, one of the customers (a high school music teacher/man killing water spirit)(Näcken), and an old friend of the vendor (a local activist/guardian spirit)(Huldra).
#Hi i love them your honor#soul for a hot dog#varmkorv#tobbe#vendor#yes tobbe is trans#god i really want to introduce the lesbian biker witches but i havent drawn them enough#art
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way too serious at work solidarity
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okay I don't honestly make original posts about fandom but I'm cordially inviting people to interact with me. about Paul locked tomb series. please interact if you are a paul LOVER and ENJOYER. their name is silly but I really like them and am saddened to see many people in the Paul tags on various sites more just lamenting the end of Camilla and Palamedes existing but like look. Paul is really cool. they're cute and I think they're actually really awesome and I'm GLAD for Camilla and Palamedes's Steven Universe fusion. I want MORE of this character, even at the expense of those two. where are the other Paul enthusiasts at.
#the locked tomb#paul tlt#less important i think theyre hot and i want them. i spent the whole book feeling vaguely attracted to both pal and cam so#the whole book SERIES even#maybe im down bad for their soul merger. leave me alone.#i understand being sad about both of them i kind of was too but all of their suffering in NtN culminating in their perfect lysis. dog#i cried in a good way. im so happy for them. i want to be paul's best friend#(and maybe lover)#tlt spoilers#locked tomb spoilers
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“It’s almost warm weather!” Summer enjoyers tell me at work when we get the slightest mild day, as if I will also enjoy the season of overstimulation. Like bitch I’m itchy, sweaty, it’s loud, my neighbors are running machinery, everywhere I go there are throngs of people. I do not enjoy this.
#not dogs#where are my winter people at#winter is quiet which I like#like I’m winter I can: put on a sweater and be comfy cozy#be outside and see not a soul#not even the woods are loud in winter and you can hear your own breath#I love#meanwhile summer is like: hot poopy diaper in comparison
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this has been sitting in my notes for awhile now and idk if anybody else has thought of this and i will probably never end up expanding on it (maybe i will idk look at the tags)
#like they could've made the deal and then the hotdog dude was like hey i'll sit outside the orpheum#bc ik these guys are broke so they're gonna need to buy my shitty hot dogs#and that will kill them#so caleb can have them in his band#bc he wants them for some reason#jatp#julie and the phantoms#borf barks#bc caleb owns his soul
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being recognized as a true soul feels like flashing my Costco card.
#oh please proceed#mess hall with a 1.5g hot dog and a mug#I mao high#bg3#true soul#the absolute#baldurs gate 3
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my friend terrorized me with those hotdogs in jars and healing came in form of several hours spent on this ghastly advertisement poster. Rot Dogs (R) - an easy solution for every zombie housewifey out there!
#hot dogs#zombies#neon#funny#artists on tumblr#vector art#digital art#may contain traces of lost souls#comics
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Sometimes I feel stupid for being my age and fawning over a guy I spent all of two days with who lives halfway across the country, and then he gets down on all fours to play with his dog and talks to her like he’s talking to a baby and I realize my feelings are completely legitimate.
The man could look like a sack of potatoes and I’d still find that attractive.
Unfortunately, he does not look like a sack of potatoes.
#the world's hottest dog dad saga continues#funny#fail#30 and THRIVING#I'll just love you from afar like a dingbat I guess#have fun being hot#and not single#humor#we just had that mind and soul click#and I'm encouraged by the fact that because of it that's proven to me it can happen more than once#he's a doll#crush#unrequited crush#crush from afar#celebrity crush#(kinda)?
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More Sould for a Hot dog (title work in progress, i need to find a pun).
It's Tobbe, Vendor, and all main customers lineup!
More info under read more!
In order:
Tobbe: mid/late twenties trans man stuck in his small home town, all his friends have left for studies and careers but he himself hasnt really found....anything at all. He's laid back and open minded, and incredibly stubborn.
The Vendor: Owner of the hot dog stand, age unknown. Is genuinely a really good cook, and seems to both enjoy and be good at talking to people- if he deem them worthy. Has an unfortunate knack for emotional manipulation. He has. Issues.
Huldra: A local activist who visits the stand not to get food, but to get away from people constantly asking for her attention. Has STRONG principles about justice, and is equally liked and disliked in the town.
Witch gangleader: The leader of a biker gang of witches, she was one of the Vendors earliest deals. Now she controls her gang with an iron fist, and often tries to test the Vendor.
Witches 1 and 2 (names pending): They are two members of the gang who joined because they don't really have anywhere else to go. They met there, and instantly became inseparable. They have different feelings on loyalty to the group, but towards each other their commitment is unquestionable.
Troll: Just a guy having a hard time as they are trying to hide their identity as a troll, but at the price of their own well being, something that is creating a divide in their relationship.
Vitter-man: A man who willingly got lost in a herd of otherwordly cattle, to wander the underworld forever.
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too much junk by the fabulous fairies
#the fabulous fairies#too much junk#no more hot dogs#garage rock#garage punk#rock'n'roll#rock & roll#rhythm & blues#r&b#soul#Bandcamp
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If reincarnation is a real thing, with forgetting your previous life bit, then somebody could have a soul of a Soviet dictator or of - idk- Ludwig XIV, and the owner would not know
Furthermore, that wouldn't be the end. It would go way back to the first Homo Sapiens. There could be a person out there who carries a soul of a first-ever human, and nobody would know
#random.dusty#shower thoughts#random thoughts#we don't even HAVE a shower now cuz we got hot water turned off for repair jobs#and it won't return until Thursday ( Wednesday for West hemisphere )#if reincarnation is real then we aren't unique – we are recycled over and over for as long as humans existed#because souls are considered to be a human-only thing#if we consider that ALL creatures have souls ( to allow dog heaven ) then some person could be a first-ever cell on this planet#fascinating
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you ever see an animal getting treated so well that they’re just utterly blissed out from the care they’re getting and you can tell, you can tell they feel so good and so safe and so calm and relaxed and just think god i’ll have what he’s having cuz that looks fuckin primo
#i saw a dog getting washed and cleaned for the first time and she looked so loved#i think watching animals get loved properly is healing for the soul in a way#corpus hot take of the day
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#hot irish whiskey 😋#too sooth my soul#too dull my hearing#so i don't have to listen to that judgemental dog
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That Tom Holland food post - what are you talking about?! He's right!
fkdkkakdkfkwkdfkdk okay i didn’t think anyone would care about that tag and i was mostly joking but it always comes off as kinda smarmy and patronizing when europeans say “well what is american food” as a gotcha. it’s silly to act like a country with the history this country has that is also full of immigrants doesn’t have any culture because it originated elsewhere. like duh obviously most of our cultural things like food will have come from another country. american cuisines hallmark is basically immigrants recreating or remixing dishes from home with what you can find here.
#anyways it doesn’t matter but i can’t believe i have to defend america rn#also i’m taking a class on food rn so i’ve been thinking about it a lot#and if we want to get really technical rn the most common forms of hot dogs and hamburgers here have probably changed enough from their#german origins to be considered american at this point#not even getting into like. the existence of things like soul food#ask
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Thinking about the time I "streamed" Mega Man X "Command Mission" again. Would be fun to do something like this with all my friends again one day.
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