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#So was the fish
caterpillarinacave · 1 year
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Bitches really know they can’t eat something, eat it anyway, then get surprised when they get sick. It’s me, I’m bitches.
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cowardlycowboys · 4 months
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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs
GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️
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bishopfish · 9 months
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Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good
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rozecrest · 1 year
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hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
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petscoboba · 26 days
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I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.
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ackaff · 2 months
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this
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pineappical · 5 months
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yknow what. gar sona + a minecraft model
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dozydawn · 8 months
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vintage fishbowl charms
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aliquistis · 7 months
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I love how bad Astarion is with his cover story. You meet him and he's like "I'm a magistrate" then he stealths, disarms a trap, double dashes and backstabs a goblin all while giggling about spilling blood and you're just like hm yeah that's the legal system for you
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isjasz · 2 months
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[Day 228]
The true way to finding the mending book /J
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marinememes · 1 year
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Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean
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criiitter · 7 months
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redraw of the best scene in the whole damn show
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sorrcha · 2 months
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benthic angel
was writing about lake sturgeon for a class assignment and showed one of my friends what i'd written.. he then sent part of it back to me with line breaks to turn it into a poem! i just had to draw something for it :]
poem text under the readmore:
lake sturgeon don't know that they're endangered. They don't know anything - other than the muck at the bottom of the water column and the occasional passing touch of another.
really touched by how my friend turned my technical writing into poetry. i haven't tried to write creatively in months, so it's nice to see i've still got it- and nicer still that i could get so inspired by my friend, since i haven't made nature art in a little while, either :>!!
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kiwibest-fanworks · 3 months
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Since Percy can talk to sea creatures, I'd like to think that one day he passed a pet shop with all these fish screaming at him in agony. Since then there has been a giant aquarium in cabin 3 with fish. He converses with them daily when he's at camp. He gave them all names (they were delighted to hear his suggestions).
There is one grumpy grouch that always tries to eat as much food before all the other fish. He has to keep him forcibly apart in a tiny water ball during dinner. He named him Zeus. Percy doesn't give a shit. Poseidon knows and thinks it is hilarious.
Chiron, who takes care of them when Percy's gone, cannot understand them but he doesn't like the way they look so judgemental. They are very much gossiping about him to his face.
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agarafile · 3 months
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what is up with them and why am i loving it
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time-slink · 2 months
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so i played dredge. minecraft salmon…
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