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jocslayn · 1 year

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Leona carpool mom

#Twst #leona #leona be like get your damn ass in the car #I ain’t got no snacks im not ur mom #Deadass is that meme about going to McDonald’s and only getting a black coffee #So help me i will turn this car around!#Everyone: destroys the car #Leona: overbolts #Wdym leona wouldn’t take people in his car #Bro be doing donuts in a mini van #Brrrrrr

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pointyearedelvishprincling · 1 year

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mutuals come to the forest with me i am no longer asking

#so help me i will turn this car around ❗️#swear its the only place i can really breathe :’)

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just-rogi · 2 months

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#like I’m sorry #I love my best friend so so so much and she’s perfect and kind and has gone above and beyond to be rational and to be there for me #and I get it she’s an autistic woman and has faced adversity and has had to go on medical leave and that’s hard #and I’m not being dismissive of her struggles #but it makes me so angry because her parents unconditionally love her and her siblings and have always made her feel that way #and has never worried about money as a kid #and yeah her relationship with her parents isn’t perfect of course #but she literally cannot understand domestic violence beyond just reading about it in a book #like she did everything she can to understand and relate #but sometimes I want to scream because I feel so alone #because no one in my life fucking understands why I’m the way I am #and I’ve been struggling the past two months really badly with coping #I’ve had to go to the doctor to ask about PTSD and not like the tik tok OWO kind #but the I was in a car crash as a kid with my dad as a drunk driver and I keep getting flashbacks in my daily life to being a small child #that are impacting by daily life and interactions #and like I feel so fucking alone #and to hear from my friends ‘your right this is horrible and toxic but lots of people go through this’ ISNT FUCKING HELPING #I don’t want to hear that it’s normal I want to feel fucking safe in my bedroom without my mother blowing up my phone or calling the cops #I am unwell and I’m so stressed and I’m so sick and I can’t cope with this and none of the therapists I’ve tried to find handle ptsd #especially not therapists of color #I’m angry and I’ve been getting worse over the past two months #and not that it matters but due to ^^^ reasons my birthday has always been insanely fucking bad for me #like depression watch bad. when I turned twenty I was vividly hallucinating while walking around campus for a week straight having #flashbacks in class and I had to be taken out of the auditorium because I was physically unwell and couldn’t stop crying and shaking #and I told my friend I didn’t want to celebrate I just wanted to sit on her couch and not be alone and she fucking ditched me #because an emergency with a different friend came up the night before #like I have a history of suicidal ideation traumatic flashbacks eating disorders and self harm and I’m asking you to be with me on a very #upsetting day and you call me the night before telling me we have to cancel because another friend is having a bigger crisis #and like you don’t even feel a little bad about it??#I’m just upset and scared and I’ve got a doctors appointment tomorrow and I’m not in reality right now and that’s scary

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verycoolsnails · 2 months

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YAYYY MISHA THEME!!!

MISHA 💖💓🩷❤️💕💖💓🩷💖❤️💖💓💓💖🩷💓

#i loevev them so much did you know that #currently saving up for him and it is HELL after spending it all on sparkel .so many quests and not enough timw .........#and . ouhhh havent had the chance to talk abt . shit what is it called . lemme go see real quick .#A CHILDS DREAM . yknow that one map with the text on the walls and the melted clocks and stuff .#that was done . SO incredibly well it makes me INSANE...........#so like . im 100.1% sure the speaker (who talks abt mikhail a lot) in that room is misha.#like that IS her voice right . im not going insane #its just . auuh... the dreams (or at least golden hour) in peacony are so childlike .... like . some of the puzzles are jigsaw puzzle ;#turn into a small cartoon character ; and help the cartoon character find his cartoon gears .#and then you get to clockie . who can only be seen by someone w a childs innoence (or smth around those lines)#and that misha can see clockie . which like . cool right ? yeab. UNTIL YOU GET TO A CHILDS DREAM ..#where theres something just ... sososo off .#and its ... its just gotta be misha . its gotta be . idk if theres anything outside of main story im missing (there probably is)#BUT . augh . auf even .#childs dream still has these childlike qualities to it (the paper birds; walking on walls) but just ... more warped #(the general atmosphere of the place; the monsters even .)#the music having a music box to make the tone of the song more distressing ... how its so much more smaller than golden hour ..#aughhhhhh ... its just such a good parallel..... i could talk abt it all day really .#anyways . i WAS going to tell u abt my misha theory (which may or may not be confirmed) bu t i got DISTRACTED.#uhh anyways . my theory is that misha is somehow trapped in peacony .#when misha goes onto the parlor car they mention that theyve never been outside of peacony before and that she can t stay for long .#which i imagine is very normal! BUT its this combined w her lock motif (pupils; most of the doors in childs dream) thag make me suspicious #i mentioned before that golden hour has a very childish quality to it. and that misha has that childish quality.#okay well . what if mishas being kept there so that golden hour can keep on being a dream for other people?#and so that would make golden hour mishas dream. (or part of his dream? could be more people the familys keeping)#and that would imply that childs dream is . well . mishas nightmare .#uhm . i think thats it ..? if i come up w anything else ill . ramble abt it somewhere . definitely not the most eloquent but #i hope i got the point across <33 #i think its an understatement to say i love misha . i LOVE MISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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jacobscustos · 2 years

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hi i've been thinking abt duos/groups that deserved more development together so have my list

ryan and abi. they're both artists, literally they could've been such besties bonding over their love of art!!!!!!!!!

emma and kaitlyn. jacob custos oppression squad, NOW

max and dylan. boys that make up for their sadness and fear of being alone by being the funniest people you know my beloveds

jacob and laura. i think laura could've been meaner to him tbh. she deserved to be a little mean, as a treat, and jacob could probably take it

nick, ryan, and kaitlyn. looking at the shit happening around them and just being floored by the caucasity of it all. mean hot people

abi and jacob. i imagine abi getting sad abt something and jacob immediately going like "oh ok so i'm gonna fight whatever made you sad"

emma and laura. i think they would get along due to just how Over It they are abt everything. that and laura'd find the pic emma took of werewolf max fucking hilarious

jacob, kaitlyn, and ryan. childhood friend looking at his bestie's crush and going "ew really?" but not in a "secretly harboring feelings for his friend" way just in a "that guy fuckin sucks bestie you could do so much better" way

abi and dylan. nervous introvert and extrovert that's spotted them at the party and is going to make them have a good time dagnabbit! and by god she does <3

ryan, laura, and max. bonus points if max sees their tension as romantic chemistry but they see it as actual raw repulsion and hatred and immediately get disgusted by the idea if it gets brought up to them

nick and emma. i think they should've talked out the kiss at the bonfire, considering just how hard they went despite neither of them particularly wanting it to happen

feel free to add more if you think of them. hackett dynamics with counselors (NOT SHIPS THOUGH, YOU NASTIES) very much welcome

#the quarry #the quarry spoilers #quarry spoilers #quarry game #supermassive games #hacketteers #laura kearney #max brinly #abigail blyg #kaitlyn ka #nick furcillo #emma mountebank #ryan erzahler #dylan lenivy #jacob custos #himbo.exe #if i see any shippers of the hacketts with the counselors i will turn this car around and off the cliffside so help me JAZZHANDS

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siobhanromee · 8 months

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had the most miserable experience today.

#Got invited to the party of someone I know and like well enough. And it ended up being a lot of people younger than me which is fine #But I also felt a little left out #And it wasnt like the kind of younger than me where they like need help playing the games and stuff #Oh also all of them were from a church youth group so that adds something #And I wanted to leave at 5:30. But my sister wanted to stay a while longer so we stayed.#And somehow my brother showed up #Well I know how he got there but he wasnt supposed to come #But I had to wait even longer since there were then 3 people I had to take home. But my brother told me he wanted us to go to the store to #buy a plushie for his girlfriend #Which on the surface is very cute. But it actually sucks bc his girlfriend is a secret.#And on the way to the store. I already wanted to go home but the party host called my sister bc my sibling left their phone at the party #And my sister said 'oh we will just turn around' but I was eager to get home and I said to the sibling who lost their phone that they shoul #pay me a couple buck s for the gas to make a return trip to the party. Also I had eaten a cookie that was contaminated somehow while I was #driving so here I was trying to coordinate getting the phone back and also trying to not ingest the rancid tasting cookie AND trying todriv #And I ended up hitting the curb loudly while getting into the parking lot at the store. My sibling who lost their phone got out of the car #And started to walk away. I raced after them and they told me that they were just going to go home #I told them no way in hell was I letting them go in the dark by themselves with no phone. They did agree to come back with the rest of us.#but very grudgingly #We got the plush of fucking course he picked the most massive one. And I had to pay bc he didnt have cash on him. And I cant even vent to m #mom abt this bc explaining this would mean letting out abt my brothers girlfriend and he already fucking hates me so that would only make y #Life worse. And I dont know how he has a girlfriend bc he is so mean to me and I dont know why anyone would find him compelling #And hes 5 years younger than me and I've never dated. I'm not exactly in a rush to date but I'd like to have SOME experience.#And hes been dating her for a while too. I told him he cant just have this covered for him forever hes gonna have to come clean one day #And so I'm reeling and having an awful time mentally bc I think I've severely hurt the feelings of the one sibling who likes me #And I had to go to the store when I really just wanted to go home and I had my sister giving pointed comments abt my decisions and the fact #Might have been poisoned by a rancid cookie and I have no one to tell abt this and to top it all off I feel like none of them even understa #How incredibly stressful and awful this made me feel #I am simply not going to take them places for the next month unless I absolutely have to #Bc thats the only power I have in this situation #Also my most minor guilt is I set out to post less vents on tumblr. And this is a vent so :(

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anadorablekiwi · 1 year

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12 year old Kiwi would simultaneously be Very Very Disappointed and also Very Proud

#disappointed because I’m 24 still single never had a boy friend no job no degree and dropping out of college soon #but proud because i drew a person and he turned out decently well #ive written a lot of fiction which includes and centers on original characters and i even have a completed 20k words fic #(and while i didnt know fanfiction existed at age 12 i would have loved it. and also just been proud at having written fiction)#i have a car of my very own #i own a nice gaming console (switch) and games for it and my family still has a working wii #12yo Kiwi would have been astounded and very happy to see the 112% completion (or whatever number it is) in botw and just how many korok #seeds i collected #she would have loved to see the 10% exploration i have in every genshin area to date #she would have been happy i have friends even tho 95% of them are online (I love you all so very much here have hugs 🫂🫂)#I’m sure theres way more #anyways my point is i should try and be proud of where i’m at right now #even if its miles away from where i wanted to be st this point in my life #I’m gonna try and do nice and fun things as a gift to 12yo kiwi #maybe that will help reduce the incessant negative voice in my head telling me what a complete failure and letdown and disappointment i am #also i think 12yo kiwi would have had her little mind blown at the existence of weighted blankets #and would have LOVED the loz games/franchise/etc #and also would have laughed to discover that i am still the exact same height as her #(I haven’t grown since like 7th grade. i have been 5’2” for around half my life at this point #anyways i guess what I’m saying is do what makes you happy. make little child you happy.

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thedeafprophet · 11 months

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Alex: "none, i just drive the boat"

#alex is just. so help me i WILL turn this car around #modern au with the gang in car lmao #prophet's fl nonsense

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rusalkaandtheshepherdgirl · 2 years

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sucks to suck sometimes

#that is to say i'm going to vent here in the tags i would apologize but this is my blog so #but i won a sonnet contest yay congrats go me if there's one thing i can do it is write pretty weird sonnets that people like for some reas #i even got prize money for it again all good here #however yesterday i was driving because you know i was planning to go try and take my driving test and get a license #for you know government id and also so i can. drive a car and whatever useful skill in this car-centric hellscape amiright #and i did passably all hour i just drove around the city practicing like passing and stopping smoothly and all those good things #and then i drove onto my street which i cannot stress enough is a one way residential street #and it was the middle of the day so like. there were a total of five cars parked along the block #and my mom picked up a call with her girlfriend which like good for her right but it's very distracting because she's right next to me #and i'm trying not to listen because she doesn't like to be eavesdropped on when she's talking to her gf #and the apartment has paper thin walls so i basically have to try and turn my attention off so as to give her privacy #so anyways i turn half my attention off and manage to tap one of the cars parked on one of this nearly-empty street #because to quote olivia rodrigo i'm not cool and i'm not smart and i can't even parallel park #and they test u on that so i was trying to parallel park right which i can't #so now i am refusing to go take my driving test because i hate myself and my abilities #and to get back to the setup i can't even be happy about prize money or anything because obvs i have to pay back my mom #because cars are expensive even if it's just small dents in them #and like. there's been a whole thing about me being promised a job and then not getting it so i don't even have a job right now #i'm applying to all the places i can think of that i can get to on public trans and who might wanna hire a teenager with v little experienc #so anyway until someone decides to take pity on me and hire me i don't even have a job to help pay her back with #which it could be worse! we have enough money that it's not going to be a disaster until i can properly pay her back #and my sweet twin is even begging me to let them pay half because we generally split expenses and pool our money and whatever #even if it's usually like. buying coffee for both of us or getting lunch someplace not me managing to fuck up driving on an empty street #so like it could be way way worse however it really sucks #anyways i feel terrible about the whole thing obviously and needed to vent someplace #so hi strangers on the internet it was probably not worth it at all to read all of that #rio remarks

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localvoidcat · 1 year

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whatchu got for ml!au. rubs hands evilly

i’ll be honest i’ve changed so much of the plot i can’t remember a lot but i DO think at some point bps gets chased down by cops and adam and jonah are fighting over what music gets to play during the chase and mark’s yelling at them dad style

#(mark heathcliff voice) so help me god i will TURN THIS CAR AROUND #(faint police siren sounds)#mark lives au

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redmonkeyzerofour · 1 year

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My father just reminded me that he will be kicking me out at some point beginning of next year… ANYWAYS! If you’ve enjoyed my chaos in any of its forms and would like to help me leave on my own terms consider donating to my ko-fi :)

Anything helps! <3

#donate #ko fi #lgbtq #I’m walking on eggshells all the time around my dad and he’s starting to compare me to my oldest sibling who he sees as a failure #I don’t think my oldest sibling is a failure but he sure dose and knowing that makes the comparison hurt a lot #he’s also commenting on my weight again which sucks #I already have a place lined up and people to live with I just need the money #tbh my moms not gonna be happy with me moving out unless I have like 15k in my bank account but that’s not gonna happen before I get booted #I also gotta fix my car but I already have the parts for that just gotta convince my dad to get off his ass on his days off to help fix it #there’s so much shit I need to do before I move out but time is still moving and I can’t turn it back #I feel like I’ve hit a point where I can’t move forward #aaaaa #tbh these tags have become a bit of a vent #I’m sorry bout that

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indycar-series · 2 years

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rant in the tags