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CSI: NY Season 6 Episode 11 Second Chances
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Moments In The Life Of One Daniel "Danny" Messer (1/10)
So here's my old fic for the day! It's a 100-drabble drabble collection that I divided into ten chapters of ten drabbles (I'll post a new chapter every day along with another fic until it's done). They're all little moments in Danny Messer's life.
Moments In The Life Of One Daniel "Danny" Messer - A series of drabbles depicting moments in Daniel "Danny" Messer's life.
Read Chapter 1
Title: First Conversation
Prompt: #1 - Beginnings
Characters: Danny Messer & Mac Taylor
"You the guy I'm supposed to talk to?"
"Depends on what you're here to talk about."
"Job at the crime lab."
"Then I'm the man. Mac Taylor."
"Detective Messer."
"You have a first name, Detective?"
"Daniel. Everyone calls me Danny, though."
"Messer..."
"Yeah, I'm related to the Messers with the family connections, if that's what you're thinking."
"So...why are you a cop?"
"Someone's got to take them down. Might as well be me, you know? I’m the black sheep of the family anyway."
"Why?"
"Because...because I actually believe in doing more than they do. I want more than they do."
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Title: Hours To Go
Prompt: #6 - Hours
Characters: Danny Messer
He was trapped. Hours to go till he could get out, till the panic room opened up. Hours.
God, if he wasn't claustrophobic before, being trapped with a dead body overnight was more than enough to push him in that direction.
Hours. If he concentrated on the hours, kept looking at his watch, talked the hours away on his cell phone till the battery went dead, maybe he'd make it. Maybe he wouldn't lose his mind. Yeah, he just had to remember that every hour that passed was one less for him to be there. Then he’d be long gone.
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Title: Bad Jokes
Prompt: #11 - Red
Characters: Danny Messer & Don Flack
The blood spilled across the floor, bright red on pristine white marble. Danny whistled. Lots of blood for one body. Probably meant the victim had either completely bled out before being moved or there was more than one victim...two of them, probably.
"How many vics you say there were?"
"Two," Flack answered. "One Margaret Walden and one Thomas Kettering."
He whistled again, pulled out a camera, snapped a shot of the red stuff. "Bet you they’re drained," he deadpanned, flashing a grin at Flack, who just rolled his eyes.
"Stop it with the bad jokes, Messer. You’re killing me here."
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Title: Blue In My Eyes
Prompt: #16 - Purple
Characters: Danny Messer, Stella Bonasera & Lindsay Monroe
"Purple suits you."
He glanced down at his shirt. "You think?"
"Brings out the blue in your eyes." Stella shut her locker. "Remember I told you if you ever needed beauty tips..."
Danny grinned. "I still can't believe what waterproof mascara does to your lashes."
"Yeah, well...price we pay."
He watched her leave, then looked back at his shirt. His grin got bigger...he did look good. Not that anyone would notice his eyes, since they were behind glasses, but...
"You look nice, Danny."
He flashed a wide grin at Lindsay. "Apparently, the purple brings out the blue in my eyes."
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Title: Have Been, Will Be
Prompt: #21 - Friends
Characters: Danny Messer & Aiden Burn
"Hey! Wait up!"
"Leave me alone."
"Hey, Aiden...look, I'd give up my job and leave for this, for what happened..."
"Someone's got to stay and look out for my case."
"You know I will. That's what friends do."
"So we're friends?"
"Have been, will be."
"So, as friends...feel like buying me a beer? Or three?"
"What, you're gonna try and out-drink me? Never."
"No, I'm going to try and forget about what just happened."
"Give me your keys and the tab's on me."
"My keys?"
"So I can make sure you get inside your apartment and not left outside. Keys?"
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Title: Pick-Up
Prompt: #26 - Teammates
Rating: G
Characters: Danny Messer & Don Flack
Danny looked at those guys at the pick-up basketball game. He didn't see Flack anywhere, and everyone else was getting impatient. "Fine. Cook."
"Swann."
"Parker."
"Brown."
Finally, he saw him. "When his lazy butt gets over here, Flack."
"Why do you always pick Flack for your team?" the other captain said.
"Because he's good. And I want the good guys on my team."
"Fine. Robb."
Flack bounded over. "On your team?"
Danny nodded. "Grogan," he called out.
"Friedman."
"Let's get ready and play," tossing the ball to Flack. "Ready?"
"Ready." Flack passed the ball back, and the game was on.
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Title: New Day
Prompt: #31 - Sunrise
Characters: Danny Messer
He hadn't been up to see the sunrise in a while. It had been a long night, trying to piece the case back together for the D.A. He was just taking a break, looking out the windows as the sun rose. It was gorgeous...the light came up gradually, chasing away the shadows, and bringing the city back to life.
He took another sip of his coffee and watched the new day coming. His day wasn't busy, not yet, but taking a moment out to see the sight woke him up and energized him a little more than he had been.
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Title: Shampoo
Prompt: #36 - Smell
Rating: G
Characters: Pre-ship Danny Messer/Lindsay Monroe
He was standing behind her again, his head near hers, and the smell of her shampoo wafted up. God, she smelled good...she always smelled good. That was how he knew she was around, by how she smelled. But he'd been left to wonder what it was exactly that she smelled like.
"What kind of shampoo do you use, Montana?"
"Why?"
"Just wondering."
"Um...Garnier Fructis." She shrugged. "I think it smells nice."
"Yeah." Instead, he just inched a little closer to her and took another breath. Time for him to switch shampoos...
Messer, you got it real bad for her...
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Title: Fuzzy Outlines
Prompt: #41 - Shapes
Rating: G
Characters: Danny Messer
He could see without his glasses on. He just...after a while, all the shapes seemed to blur and become fuzzy. Sometimes blinking a few times took care of the problem, sometimes he had to find his glasses and put them back on.
Now, with his glasses on, his eyes were making things fuzzy and indistinct shapes. This wasn't a good sign.
He took his glasses off, shut his eyes, and rubbed the bridge of his nose. It was time for someone else to take over computer duties for a while because if this kept up, he was gonna be pissed.
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Title: King Of The Dead
Prompt: #46 - King
Rating: G
Characters: Danny Messer & Sheldon Hawkes
"Hey, Hawkes. Tell me what it's like to be king of your domain."
Hawkes looked at him. "I'd rather be out in the field."
"What, and have us lose the best coroner we've had? No way." He laughed a bit, then saw the look on Hawkes' face. "You're serious."
"Yeah."
Danny went across from him, one dead body between them. "And give all this up?"
"I want to help people. Before they end up here."
Danny nodded. "Then give the kingdom to someone else."
"You want the job?"
"Me? Be king of the dead? You’ve inhaled too many chemicals, Doc."
#csi new york#csi ny#csi: ny#danny messer#fanfic#fanfiction#danny x lindsay#mac taylor#don flack#aiden burn#stella bonasera#lindsay monroe#sheldon hawkes
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not my nigga caught in the middle of a prison riot
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hawk as a character doesn’t do much for me but conceptually he’s got one of the most interesting relationships to Gender out of all the cobra kai kids. he goes from this meek kid who’s bullied because of a facial deformity (which is honestly very minor, but personally I think you’ve got to suspend your disbelief and treat it as a stand-in for a much more noticeable, ugly scar—like a tehanu in the earthsea ghibli movie situation) to a juvenile delinquent and the poster boy for kreese’s cobra kai. all cobra kai students have an arc about how what they’ve learned has made him for aggressive, but his is by far the most drastic.
his masculinity is EXTREMELY performative—which isn’t to say that how all cobra kai’s male characters express their masculinity isn’t one of, if not the, main thing that defines them individually and socially—it is! and that’s not getting into how female characters navigate this. it’s just that his masculinity is the most visually performative out of all the guys, marked by a drastic change of appearance, including permanent body modification, and him taking on a chosen name, hawk, which the other characters sometimes ignore because they know using his given name upsets him (feel free to interpret this however you want!). he remakes himself with this entirely new, hypermasculine persona, which is camp as hell BECAUSE of his attempts to be macho (@/ a furioushawk's meta posts inspired me here, you made me appreciate the hawk cry sound effects lmao), and he's awful!
he goes from a meek, bullied kid to one of the most aggressive students in cobra kai, he finally got a chance to assert power and now he'll do anything to keep it.
which makes him one of cobra kai's most fascinating characters when watching it from a Gender Angle not because his masculinity comes naturally to him, but because it's so obviously and intentionally high-effort. because the veneer is so thin!!
#bolo liveblogs#cobra kai#idgaf about demetri he talks like sheldon from big bang theory and it's annoying but I want to study hawk's brain#I've seen other cobra kai bloggers talking abt how they don't like hawk but I think he's interesting *because* he's trying so hard#johnny has a similar thing going on where his attempts to be masc are so obviously overacted that it betrays Something underneath#but hawk's arc is even more dramatic than that#<- these tags are from last JULY lmao. I'm just releasing this post from my drafts now
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Penlope on the phone with Derek: you have a chance to meet Stephen Hawking and-
Spencer out of nowhere like seriously Penlope wasn’t even on speakerphone: YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET STEPHEN HAWKING??
Derek: forget it kid I’m not going
Spencer: cool can I go then
Penelope: Madonna is also going to be there
Spencer: who??
Penelope: ok forget Derek both of us are going.
Spencer: I GET TO MEET STEPHAN HAWKING??? *faints*
Penlope: ok now when he wakes up are you really gonna tell him that he’s not gonna meet Stephen Hawking?
Derek: I hate you
Penlope: no you don’t 💅😘
#criminal minds#criminal minds 8x9#derek morgan#penelope garcia#spencer reid#that reminds me of a episode of the Big Bang Theory where everyone except for Sheldon got to meet Stephen Hawking#thank you Penelope for clarifying that Madonna and Sephen are not going together#10 minutes later Hotch is like why is Reid passed out on the floor?#Derek: I don’t want to talk about it
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The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 20 - The Relationship Diremption
Then he finds out that the night before while he was drunk, he left multiple phone messages for Stephen Hawking.
Finally, several of the messages Sheldon left are heard on Hawking's answering machine. Stephen Hawking is heard calling Sheldon a jackass.
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A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
Young Sheldon: "A Black Hole"
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OMG I might've been overwhelmed and stuttering if I ever got the chance to meet Professor Hawking, but being in the 👩🦼 would've kept me from flipping backwards. However I might've made a foof of myself like I did in front of his old colleague, Professor Michio Kaku whose works and lectures I regularly go over. You don't have to believe me, they're things I discuss with an old college friend and salutatorian of my class.
An old colleague saw me with Professor Kaku and couldn't believe it. They want me to keep the autographed book from him, but I want my bestie's astrophysicist daughter to get it for her college graduation present. Believe that's a good thank you for visiting my bedridden self and playing her 🎻 for me. She was part of the Disney orchestra before. Talk about adding to her already impressive resume for her college applications.
The Ivy league universities wanted her. I'm still stuck on her turning down Yale and Princeton. What can I say, if she's got it she's got it. She went for the one who gave her a full scholarship where she could use her grants for living expenses and not be in debt for the rest of her life.
Smart girl. Think her mom told her about my athletic scholarships that would've covered me. The difference is, I know I was really sick with something doctors couldn't figure out. Not until I was twenty and working at the university. Good thing I got the beauty contest thing out of the way.
Engineers are happy I knew I was a nerd and how to keep on working my way in no matter what others said.
-- dnagirl
30.12.2023
#mspi#dnagirl#dnagirl.com#nerd#geek#reach for the stars#setting goals#bookworm#the big bang theory#big bang theory theory tv#comedy tv#Stephen Hawking#Sheldon Cooper#Youtube
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To Have and Have Not
1944. Romance War Adventure
By Howard Hawks
Starring: Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Walter Brennan, Dolores Moran, Hoagy Carmichael, Sheldon Leonard, Walter Surovy, Marcel Dalio, Walter Sande, Dan Seymour, Aldo Nadi, Paul Marion, Eugene Borden...
Country: United States
Language: English
#To Have and Have Not#Howard Hawks#Humphrey Bogart#Lauren Bacall#Walter Brennan#Dolores Moran#Hoagy Carmichael#Sheldon Leonard#Walter Surovy#Marcel Dalio#Walter Sande#Dan Seymour#Aldo Nadi#Paul Marion#Eugene Borden#United States#English#Romance#War#Adventure#1944#1940s
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WIP Big Bang 2023 Round Starting April 1st!
What is the WIP Big Bang? Good question! This is a Big Bang with one goal in mind: to clean out your fanfic drafts folder. These are stories that were unfinished for whatever reason, that authors returned to and completed, and the art that goes with them!
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Moments In The Life Of One Daniel "Danny" Messer (2/10)
So I finally found where I put the original list of drabbles so here is an update! I hope you all enjoy the ten new drabbles.
Moments In The Life Of One Daniel "Danny" Messer - A series of drabbles depicting moments in Daniel "Danny" Messer's life.
READ PART 1 | READ PART 2
Title: Matters
Prompt: #03 - Ends
Characters: Danny Messer
So, this was it. This was how it was all finally going down. The end of his career because of some stupid decisions he'd made when he was younger.
Did it matter that he'd overcome so much? Did it matter that he'd had nothing to do with the murder at the stadium, even though forensically it showed otherwise?
He walked dejectedly through the labs to the locker rooms, opened up his locker, and began taking things out. If none of that mattered, if the team he worked with couldn't trust him, then what was the point of him staying there?
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Title: Finding The Perfect Gift
Prompt: #08 - Weeks
Characters: Danny Messer
He almost always waited until the last possible second to do this. This year, though, he knew there wasn't going to be time to wait. It had to be done now. The sign on the window was flashing "3 weeks till Christmas" and he knew that as the crime rate went up, his chances of having time to find the perfect gift went down. Three weeks...first Christmas in a long while he'd actually looked forward to.
He went in, went to the clerk, and said, "There's an office Christmas party and I need a gift for a classy New Yorker."
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Title: Smudged Gloves
Prompt: #13 - White
Characters: Danny Messer
Usually, even for important events, the dress uniform wasn’t necessary. He was a detective, he was at the crime labs...Flack was more of a cop than he was most of the time.
But there were times when the dress uniform was pulled out, taken to the cleaners, and worn. Funerals for fellow officers were one of them. And he hated funerals, but these he hated more.
As he pulled on his white gloves, he saw the smudge on them and wondered how long it had been there, how long he’d been able to go since the last funeral he’d attended.
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Title: Pinch
Prompt: #18 - Green
Characters: Danny Messer & Stella Bonasera
"No, I don't care what you say, everyone's Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."
Stella glared at him. "I'm Greek."
"Well, normally that's true, but today you're Irish. And you ain't wearing green."
"So you pinched me for it? I could claim sexual harassment."
"But you won't."
The glare softened as the pain faded until both were completely gone. "Messer...you're a trip." She shook her head and took the pin he was handing her. "The place wouldn't be the same without you."
Danny's grin broadened. "Just be happy Flack didn't get you first."
"Why?"
"He pinches much harder than I do."
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Title: What He Didn't Have
Prompt: #23 - Lovers
Characters: Danny Messer
Lovers were people you confided in, shared your feelings with, and generally cared about. Danny watched as Cindy got out of bed to get dressed to leave. She wasn't his lover. He didn't talk to her. Didn’t have a connection with her. They just had sex and good times together and that was all.
He wanted someone he could actually be with in all the ways that were starting to matter now. He was getting too old for the bed-hopping and the playmates. He wanted a grown-up relationship and all the things that came with it.
He wanted a lover.
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Title: Broken Body
Prompt: #28 - Children
Characters: Danny Messer
The cases that dealt with children...that was his hard thing to deal with. Let adults go kill each other, hurt each other. Just leave the children out of it.
As he surveyed the scene, saw the welts and bruises on the little boy, the kid's glasses smashed and broken, he felt like he wanted to wring the neck of the person who did this, give that person some bruises and welts and ask them how they liked it.
His eyes caught Mac's, who nodded. He was angry, too, and he understood. No one should ever do that to a kid.
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Title: Detective & Coroner
Prompt: #33 - Too Much
Characters: Danny Messer & Sheldon Hawkes
Author's Notes: The added prompt of red plus the inclusion of Hawkes was from gregsgirl89.
Red. All that red. All that blood pooled up under the bodies...it was too much. Danny wasn't jaded enough to let it all just slide off his back. He took it personally.
"Hey, Detective." A young man with a Coroner's Office jacket came up to him. "You going to be okay?"
"Too much blood..." Danny got out. He turned away and walked out of the room, and the coroner followed.
"Yeah. Too much blood," he said quietly. Then he turned to Danny and extended his hand. "Sheldon Hawkes."
"Danny Messer," he replied, shaking Sheldon's hand. "New here?"
"Yeah. You?"
"Not so much."
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Title: Held Her Hand
Prompt: #38 - Touch
Characters: Danny Messer
He’d held her hand, just a moment longer than was necessary. All he'd started out to do was prove a point, about a gun and a dead man's grip, and he'd taken her hand in his and...
And followed it up with a rather quickly rebuffed lunch date invite.
And now, hours later, he could still feel her hand in his and he was wondering exactly what all that meant. She was a co-worker, not accessible. Not to him.
That didn't mean he wouldn't want to hold her hand again, or try and find some small way to touch her again.
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Title: Square One
Prompt: #43 - Square
Characters: Danny Messer
Back to square one. Of all the clichéd sayings he'd heard, that was one that irritated him the most. Square one was a no man's land, where you knew nothing.
He hated not knowing. The satisfaction of solving a case more than made up for the frustration he felt at the very beginning, and any time he ended up at square one again. But there were times, like today, when he really hated the uncertainty, when he wondered if they'd ever get from square one to the end.
Square one was pure hell if you were trying to solve a case.
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Title: Mocked
Prompt: #48 - Diamond
Characters: Danny Messer
Every once in a while he pulled out the small box and looked at the ring. Most everyone thought he was a player, but that was a front. He'd been in love once, and been ready to pop the question to the girl he'd been with since high school.
She wanted better than Danny. She broke it off before he'd asked her to marry him, told him she deserved more than what he could offer her.
He didn't know why he kept the diamond, because every time he looked at the ring the shiny stone seemed to mock him and his life.
#danny messer#stella bonasera#sheldon hawkes#danny x lindsay#csi ny#csi new york#csi: ny#fanfic#fanfiction#my stuff
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do you have any other headcanons for any of the cod boys (ghost, soap, price, gaz) just curious!❤️
༉‧₊˚.GENERAL HC
most of these r taken from my tiktok, so pls don’t expect them to be very fancy :(
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this guy is a football fanatic! supports manunited with his life(ick) suprisingly good at footie too!!
he’s really good at baking and cooking, his best(and really only) delicacy are his fucking BOMB omelettes. and scones. he’s really good at baking scones.
listens to uk drill and rave, stereotypical roadman, hip hop too
likes turtlenecks but they annoy him
skincare routine! it has almost 10 steps, spends so much on his care items
had/HAS his ear pierced, doesn’t admit it
first job was at a sports direct.
says innit unironically
could be an olympic swimmer
;;’PRICE
carries a worlds best teacher mug aroujd the lunchroom, doesn’t know why or how he got it
he really likes the airplane neck comforter things; the guys buy him some for christmas :)
sandals and socks are his goto summer combo! dresses like a dad ;p
if it’s not him driving, he’ll hang onto the lil handle things and complain they can’t drive
rlly good at making toast??? it’s never burned. always made perfectly.
favourite show is call the midwife (if he’s feeling cheeky, he’ll watch the office)
if you use a vape near him, he’ll loudly declare ‘that’s for wussies!’
listens to nickleback
maths nerd
;;’SOAP
punk teen phase
big rock nerd, likes punkrock and punk pop, sum41,dead kennedys, blink-182,good charlotte etc
lactose intolerant(punishes himself and eats dairy anyways)
had a bowlcut phase as a kid…
really good at linedancing for some reason??
had an eyebrow slit during his edgy phase, suits him
really good at tree climbing! is like a squirrel sometimes lol
often needs floortime, just holds your hand and lays on the carpet; letting you brush his hawk back
scared of golemn from LOTR
his laptop is covered in doggy stickers, will help and let you choose and pick new stickers out to cover the free spaces
love language is quality time, elaboration; he loves being around u, always holding your hand, going shopping?? bring him along! jog?? bring him along!! if HES going somewhere?? go along with him! it makes him feel giddy knowing that he has someone there with him
he really likes spicy food
has a bull terrier dog named setanta
;;’GHOST
checks behind the showercurtain when he goes into a bathroom, very paranoid
he complains that redbull tastes like piss, but will drink it anyways
i think that he has a buzzcut, easy to manage and doesn’t think it makes him look any less appealing, pretty intimidating look
isn’t buff, is athletic but beefy—keeps his weight and just bulks himself out
he’s really good at chess, he’s like young sheldon but for a bunch of figures on a board, very calculated
very superstitious, if you open an umbrella inside the house ur literally getting kicked out or scolded for a while
paranoid AAFFFFF, covers mirrors at night and has to keep his eyes open when he washes his face
has a black cat even though he’s superstitious
gets u socks for christmas.
METALLHEADDD but likes dad music too.cannibal corpse, goregasm, clittorape also oasis,ac/dc, wheatus
gives u a goodluck card for ur birthday with £10 inside :))
doesn’t wear his mask outside of work, he separates his home life and work life, wouldn’t like to bring work issues home
love language is acts of service, need to grab something? he’ll get it, can’t reach the cabinet? sure, he’ll do it. ohh, need ur shirt ironed?? consider it done!
everything for now, was gonna include nsfw but maybe next time 😜
#ghost x reader#soap mactavish x reader#spotify#ghost smut#dilf ghost#john soap mactavish x reader#simon ghost x reader#ghost imagine#könig x reader#ghost is babygirl#kyle gaz garrick#gaz cod#kyle garrick#kyle gaz smut#captain price smut#john price#captain price#price smut#price cod
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aw damn not my nigga sheldon
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Amy: "Sheldon, maybe living together is a bad idea."
Sheldon: "But what kind of scientists would we be drawing a conclusion after twelve hours of data?"
Amy: "The kind that almost put a pillow over your face last night!"
Sheldon: "Wow! I anticipated that we'd have problems, but I'd never thought your scientific rigor would be one of them!"
Amy: "I'm sorry, are you questioning my integrity as a scientist?"
Sheldon: "If the lab room disposable shoe cover fits!"
Amy: "What would a theoretical physicist know about an experiment anyway? You wouldn't know what confounding variable is if two of them hit you in the face at the same time! And you don't even get that joke 'cause you don't even WORK with confounding variables!"
Sheldon: "How...dare you!"
Amy: "You heard me! Your experimental bone fides are laughable."
Sheldon: "W-w-whoa! Now you're making fun of my bone fides!?"
Amy: "Can't make fun of something that's a null set!"
Sheldon: "If you are so protective of the scientific method, perhaps we should use the next five weeks to finish what we started!"
Amy: "Well, for science maybe I will!"
Sheldon: "For science maybe you should!"
Amy: "Fine!"
Sheldon: "Fine!"
Amy: "Good!"
Sheldon: "Great!"
Amy: "Do you want to go to our place and make out?!"
Sheldon: "Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?!"
The Big Bang Theory Season 10x04 The Cohabitation Experimentation
#the big bang theory#just shamy things#my favorite shamy quotes#shamy#sheldon cooper#amy farrah fowler#I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH#WE NEEDED MORE SCIENCE ARGUMENTS AND MAKE OUT SESHES AFTERWARDS
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