#SIMPS ASSEMBLE
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Yeah, I am celebrating our bri’ish treasure obtaining his own page on Sexypedia and becoming a true official sexyman. I’m so proud of him and our small simp club. I love you all guys!!!
#good boi#proud of him#SIMPS ASSEMBLE#HERE HE COMES#ultimate sexyman#dr nefario#young dr nefario#minions the rise of gru#despicable me#tumblr sexyman#my art
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hey! do you have any yeji nsfw hcs? she’s been driving me crazy lately 😵💫
Aww yisss my first anon! Welcome :) (also yes, when does yeji NOT drive us crazy)
CW: smut. Men and minors DNI. I suggest going to find something angstier or fluffier :)
I’ve never done a hc format before so I hope this doesn’t suck lol
(I’m the #1 believer in switch!yeji even though @ddeongies might disagree with me so switch!yeji it is 😈)
-first sub yeji cos she’s literally my baby
-literally such a softie both in bed and out of it
-takes care of you soooo well
-her favourite thing is being eaten out, like there’s nothing better for her
-thinks the sight of your head between her legs is one of the sexiest things ever
-blushes a lot
-like a LOT
-you look up from eating her out and she’ll turn bright red
-super loud but tries to hide it by stuffing her fingers in her mouth or biting her fist
-her eyes will start to flutter closed but she forces herself to keep them open cos she loves looking at you
-she 100% wants to make you feel good too, like she won’t be satisfied until she makes you come
-even if she’s overstimulated to the point of pain, she won’t stop moving against you until you come
-if you use a strap on her, she likes to ride
-she’ll put her forehead on yours or on your shoulder and absolutely grab at your hair
-if you grab her hips while she’s on top of you. oh my god. she’ll whimper SO loud
-be prepared for her to bite you, especially to muffle her moans
-speaking of moans
-she literally makes the prettiest noises?? 🥺
-all high and whiny and breathless she really makes it known you’re making her feel good
-not really talkative? like she’s very loud but poor baby can barely make a single coherent thought and you’re literally fucking her silly
-at least when she’s bottoming
-which brings me to (drumroll please)
-dom yeji 🧎♀️
-SO cocky
-like it’s a complete 180 from when she’s in her sub space
-she can still be shy though cos she’s yeji and she flusters really easily (and I said so >:<)
-here is where I insert my yeji oppa agenda
-has a HUGE daddy kink
-call her oppa/daddy? two possible outcomes:
-1: she’ll get super blushy and shy and bury her head in your shoulder
-2: she’ll smirk and adjust the angle she’s fucking you at to make you SCREAM
-“you make me feel so good, daddy.” “Mmh, gonna make me come, oppa.” SHE GOES ABSOLUTELY FERAL
-loves to point out how much you want her
-“you’re so wet already, baby. All of this for me?” “I’ve barely done anything and you’re already begging?” “be a good girl for daddy and tell me how good I make you feel” 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
-her strap game is out of this world do I even have to say it
-her favourite position is you under her with your legs spread cos she loves to see your face when you come
-she’ll also show off her strength to you cos she knows it turns you on
-she’ll fuck you against the wall just holding you up with her hands because she’s daddy like that
-won’t rest until you can’t say anything except her name and maybe “daddy”
-regardless of if she’s top or bottom, she’ll ALWAYS say “I love you”, when she’s coming, when you’re coming, when she’s kissing you
-she just loves you a lot :(
-now onto aftercare
-so so soft
-if she was topping, she’ll lay you down gently and go get you a glass of water and a warm towel to clean you off
-if she’s completely fucked out she’ll curl into your side and put her head on your chest to listen to your heartbeat
-will always cuddle you to death
-she will literally cry if you try to leave the bed
-if you have to go to the bathroom she’ll follow you all pouty and wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito
-loves showering with you afterwards and massaging shampoo into your hair
-if you’re both not too tired this will probably lead to another round in the shower
-didn’t mention this earlier but she LOVES hickies and will leave them any chance she gets
-loves to admire them when you’re both lying in bed, still panting
-she’ll trace them with her fingers and kiss them 😭
-because she’s an idol, she can’t really let you leave any on her (which makes her so sad) but she’ll let you mark her up in…discreet places
-(around her breasts, on her lower hips, and her inner thighs)
-this also goes for you if you’re also an idol
-sometimes you’ll leave a very obvious hickey smack on her neck if you’re feeling territorial
-she’ll whine and complain about it but she secretly loves it
-you know because she makes no effort to cover it up the next morning and literally shows it off at work
-anyway I’m a sucker for hickies but LETS MOVE ON
-when you wake up (sore, obviously) it’ll be from her peppering kisses all over your face
-she’ll say “good morning baby” in that deep, raspy voice of hers (save me omg)
-which inevitably turns you on and leads to another round
-(see this is why I could never date her because I would never let the poor woman leave the bed)
-she’ll be SUPER gentle though, since you’re both extra sensitive in the mornings
-you’ll make breakfast since we all know yeji cannot be alone in the kitchen
-she’ll give you back hugs while you cook and keep kissing the back of your neck
-she’s just very clingy okay :(
-if she has to go to work she’ll give you a long, deep kiss that leaves you breathless
-throws out an “I love you!” as she walks out the door + her notorious eye smile
#this turned out much longer than I was anticipating#but I’m literally in love with this woman can you blame me#yeji#itzy#yeji imagines#yeji x reader#itzy imagines#itzy x reader#itzy smut#yeji smut#yeji headcanons#itzy headcanons#yeji simps ASSEMBLE#fem reader#itzy x fem reader#yeji x fem reader
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👀
#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd#3am#i mean#Who doesn't want that?#Dazai simps assemble#im in love with him#dazai x reader
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Sometimes I question why I simp for killer.
We all questions why we simp for certain character especially that character is a literal cold blood murderer. I mean- I am not surprise if someone suddenly simp for a literal sun
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Fuck we're getting spoiled 🥵😍😩
@legit9thlunaticwarrior @omg-im-such-a-masochist @daddyhausen
#wardlow#wardhoes assemble 🥵#sofia the simp is back at it again#sweet lord of the dark 🥵😩#my 😺 is tingling ✨#what boyfriend? 👀🙃😩#daddy wardlow 🥵🥴🥺
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As a fellow kakashi simp any blog recs?
honestly i feel honored that you came to me.
at the top of my head, my favorites are:
@skykashi (she's literally the authority in Kakashi around here)
@dailykakashipics
@kakashihasibs
@depressedhatakekakashi
@sharingangirl
@mothervvoid (her blog is not like 100% kakashi, but it's good content)
i'm probably forgetting some really good blogs because i'm sleepy right now, but i make the commitment to send you all (or most of all) kakashi posts i see and like so you'll have more people to follow. deal?
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THE VILLAIN.
Type: Scenario
Haiba Lev x GN!Reader
Summary: They were called terrible, as their mother had lost all of her friends and her own family...she became a villain. And think you did the same. But did Lev believe this? No.
Warnings: Cursing, Slight Angst (Idk...)
"I love you! Go out with me, (Y/N)-san!"
Ah, there he comes again. The tall and handsome puppy that ran towards you with the most liveliest expression you've ever seen. Why did that first year even like you? Honestly, if he was just doing this to mock you then it was getting too annoying. Huffing, you ignore him as he arrived.
"Leave me alone." You say and pack your stuff, the bell already ringing indicating school had ended. Then not even a few minutes later the half russian was already by your side. Just how fast did he even run to get to you? "Please!" He claps his hands.
Okay, just why the hell is he so desperate? You were so confused with the fact he always came to you– hell ever since he went to the same middle as you, he stuck to you like super glue. Just what the fuck was happening? Like...it's weird. "Stop trying, even i don't understand why you'd want to go out with me." You sigh.
Lev's head cocks to the side, looking innocent. "Even..you? What does that mean?" Man, he asks so many questions. Zipping up your bookbag, you put it on your shoulder and walk out, yet not without the boy rushing after you quickly. "Certain things are not to be revealed if you already had known in the first place." Muttering, you try to hint it– literally so bad. You just want him to take the hint and leave you alone. Isn't that possible?
"I...but– they're not true." The fact he stops just to say that one sentence makes you the confused one this time. Turning back towards him, your fluttering eyelids makes his breath hitch from how ethereal you seemed in the light of sunset. "(Y/N)-san...i know how you feel but what their saying is a lie!" He exclaims. What the fuck? You look at him in even more disbelif.
This went on for some time...his stubborn face drew you in, understanding nothing, however. Truthfully, even you didn't know why this happened to you! Just because you were born from your mother's stomach...it doesn't mean you were like her at all, right? "..." Beginning to walk off yet again, Lev follows up to your speed easily with his long legs...
Your mother was a kind person. She was a good person in everyone's eyes and in yours as well. But ever since she lost her own family, sister, brother, parents...if there could have have been another chance to stop the fire from spreading that night, maybe she wouldn't have ended up being such a terrible woman.
All because of her guilt and despair, did she become a villain. And with your (S/C) skin and eyes with the same color(s) as hers, they all began seeing your mother in yourself. So stupid to think such rumors would make your live a living hell. And yet him...it was always him. Why was Lev always there to support when no one else did? Did he truly love you...or not? "This is too much for me." You whisper, feeling rather emotional.
What to do now...? "..N- Nobody may appreciate and love you as much as i could!" He suddenly shouts to you, even though you stood right beside him which makes you jump. "..." With a little frown, you move on. Of course, why hadn't you realized sooner then...if he really did. Why couldn't you?
"(Y/N)-san?" Lev asks, looking at you with the most gentle and caring expression he could muster...and it was all that you had needed to let loose. With crossed arms, you gripped each side of your blazer so tightly, looking down in shame. No cries came out, you were used to being treated shit. But the half russian only decides to pull you towards him, slowly having you stop holding on so tight. He hugs you, with a big grin.
"I genuinely fell for you, so please give me a chance. I don't care what the people say...you could never be that type of person to me even if i thought so. Go on a date with me...i promise won't disappoint you. Can i?" His hand comes to cup your cheek. This all was...so fast! How in the world? Your eyes glisten, somehow so touched with the half-assed confession. He sounded so unsure yet so genuine like he said. Should you really? It did sound a little nice too...
"..I..." Your cheeks flushed with the close proximity. You could feel everything as he was holding you like no tomorrow. Who knew the big (kind of stupid) puppy could act this smooth? Surely it didn't sound right in your head. But things were different as it was him, after all. And so...
Just do it, it's fine. Rather than answering the question, you just did it yourself. "Mmph–" Though you were a little..not that experienced with these types of things, you pulled on his tie without concern of choking him and kissed him with all you can. And of course, he melts right into it...even if he kept getting so exxited and rough which turned it into a battle of biting. Oh well, it was a first kiss to remember.
Pulling away after almost seconds or running out of breath, Lev looked like he just won at ticket to nationals he did babe and just took a moment to stare at your nice face. "You're hot." He simply says which makes you flustered. "What?!" Oh hell no, there is no way that this was the Levochka you knew.
"W- Wait! (Y/N)-san i'm sorry!"
"GO AWAY–"
"I was just saying what i felt! *sobs*"
"...The kiss was a mistake."
"WHAT?! NO IT WAS GOOD!"
"THERE YOU GO AGAIN!"
Congratulations, you now have a boyfriend though.
And possibly a hot ass post timeskip husband
#haikyu x reader#nekoma high#haikyuu!!#lev haiba#lev haikyuu#hq nekoma#lev x reader#first kiss#lol omg#nekoma simps assemble#anime x y/n#anime and manga#lev haiba simp
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Look at him
Look
LOOK
I love him, he's a very gorgeous, floating, mechanical jellybean and we can hate the world together
#definitely not a weird person to simp for#comfort character#why#why am I like this#help needed#modok#avengers assemble#my boy#my precious boy#babygirl#girlypop#imagine how many kisses it would take to cover his entire face#his face is bigger then most torsos#this is your man?#yeah#this mine#and I'mma stick beside him
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Ya'll better read the Mahoraga fic or I'm crying. I love him and idk why. (I hope it's not just me)
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On Fortune's ship, Ahri and Yasuo are venting to each other about their pasts, Illaoi and Sarah are kissing at the front of the ship, and meanwhile, Pyke is sharing Goat milk with Braum.
Ahri and Yasuo would vent to each other until they both go completely silent like those cliché romantic movies staring at each other's eyes until Ahri says 'Oh, i should probably... go to sleep' and they separate and go to their rooms and behave like teenagers once alone.
Illaoi and Sarah are kissing but before that Fortune went to Gangplank's cell saying 'Im omw to kiss your ex girlfriend <3' and Gangplank would probably respond to that and they would argue like hell. Nonetheless they kiss. A lot. Good nobody wasnt looking cause insane.
Pyke and Braum would ramble A LOT they enjoy each others company. Also who said they couldnt kiss go for it we love and support our shark man and his buffed talkative boyfriend slay. They make each other smile. We stan a whole crew of kings and queens.
#the way they are all kissing on this ship is insane#and not in the way riot was planning#not shipshaming at all but#you know#ahri and yasuo#then they tried illaoi braum#and they made sarah call pyke cute#again not shipshaming those ships slay but#in this house we love our two mean lesbians#and our mean bisexual and his poro boyfriend#i love pyke but im not possesive.............#i like sharing#he should kiss everyone on the spot#my pykebraum shippers are under the rug and they need food#and i LOVE pyke simps assemble
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Hey Hey Hey,I found something on TikTok and I think your may like it,I hunted down the simp art of the different harbingers and I found this,so just take a look
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRyxughC/
I think you and the simps will like it <3
#submission#kin speaks#I KID YOU NOT I HAD THIS SAVED IN MY SIMP FOLDER#but thank you for thinking about me darling💕💕#many kisses to you💕#to all my capitano simps#assemble#tiktok link
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Episode 9 & 10 Talk
I'm putting out a call to the Wrecker simps. We need to coordinate a spa day for him. I'm talking loving homemade meals, massage, nap space where he can spread out, the works. He's been battered and in need for 2 episodes now.
This is gonna be an effort, and we'll be taking shifts in the care roles so we can all get time with him. All in all, man needs time to relax, and care
^^ (This could be us comin' to greet our man peeps <3)
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Yor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Yey!! Our team is growing!!! We need to think of a name now, hmmm… smth with Rika's name and probably with Great Mother?
TeamSimps sounds too ordinary
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Mom may be a leader
But we're a team !!
RikasGreatSimps
I like that one, how we feelin about that one
Gimme more, lets find a good one !!
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I'd happily use Wardlow's tiddies as my own comfy pillows 😊💦
I'm supposed to be finishing my novel rn but priorities 😩🥴🙃
(ps: some punk ass bitch gatekeeped me from simping for wardlow and i say fuck you, my boyfriend lets me simp for him and you don't own Wardlow. 🙄🖕🏼)
#sofia luffs wardlow#wardaddy#wardhoes assemble 🥵#sofia the simp is back at it again#sorry babe#fuck them bitches#i should be writing
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