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mettywiththenotes · 1 year
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It does not matter how long it’s been since anime MVA, I will still listen to the soundtrack and I will still scream when I hear the first few seconds of Toga’s Nature
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cozylittleartblog · 1 year
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swatchvember prompt: party
happy 37th birthday to Microsoft Paint ✨🎂🎉🎈
#deltarune#swatch#swatchlings#tasque manager#queen#art#swatchvember#THE ONE PROMPT I COULD NOT AFFORD TO MISS THE DATE ON#''guys what theme should we do for the bosses cake'' ''what if we made 3 cakes with diff themes and stacked them on top of each other''#''by the fountains Percy you are a genius''#queen makes them run around all day doing stupid shit and they finally get to the cafe and mysteriously its rented out#they cannot believe this is the first they're hearing of it this stuff usually has to go through them first#they very quickly find out that queen is also behind this and it is a huge private party just for them <3 they work so hard they deserve it#she is Snapping that stupid party hat onto their stupid head#and Repeatedly shoving a second one over the end of their beak all night to be annoying#yknow its good when swatch breaks character and actually Emotes but its an even better sign when they go completely static#because that means they are hiding an absolutely embarrassing display of emotion and its taking All of their energy#the cake flavors are strawberry - chocolate/vanilla split - and Funfetti btw#... funfetti is just vanilla with sprinkles in it last i checked but Shut Up Lmao#also i totally messed up their mood tints i figured fear was yellow but happiness is also yellow. so. i decided fear is more of a#highlighter/yellow-green color and happiness yellow is like a. nice mac and cheese yellow :) very warm but still distinctly golden#one is pleasant to look at and one is terrible
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shima-draws · 1 year
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THE WAY RYAN SAYS HIS NAME AND THEIR HUG AND THEM APOLOGIZING TO EACH OTHER AND REAFFIRMING THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND. I’m normal about this. NORMAL
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ghostsessioned · 2 years
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i’ve been silently stalking the nope tag here and have been sitting on Something since i watched the film a few days ago. the digestion scene. how it relates back to spectacle and the inability for people to look away. i had seen a post stating how the digestion scene seemed almost “sexual”, in a non NSFW - way, like we were seeing something we weren’t Supposed to be seeing. how it seemed intimate. private. how, though it left so many uncomfortable and uneasy, it was made for us to see, to consume and digest ( no pun intended ). much akin to curiosity via social media, especially when disaster strikes, you can’t help but look. you can’t keep your eyes off of what you’re seeing, even if you know it’s bad. those forty viewers were made a spectacle, as jupe was trying to make of jean jacket, and we, as an audience, did what spectators do best. watch, and do nothing.
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nukenai · 3 months
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I am once again second-guessing my idea of myself that I don't know a ton about horses and am not an expert. Because I just saw a comments section explode into nightmares over a video of a wild horse, because people were insisting that the white markings on its back legs were "ankle wraps" (on a horse that was wandering in an un-fenced area with no halter on with 20 other horses). And like, maybe I AM a serious fucking horse expert, because 90% of "horse people" I see online are out of their minds and also the stupidest people I've ever met in my life.
And then I'm remembering the insane person who attacked me the other week and called me an animal abuser because I have a mustang who likes me, and said that rounding up horses is like nazi death camps. These anti-mustang roundup people are just never fucking normal and cannot stop bringing up the holocaust, ever.
"You probably abuse your animals because your once-wild horse isn't traumatized like I've read on facebook they ALL are, and she actually likes you" is in the top 3 most insane fucking things ever said to me in my entire life. These people can't fathom that their made-up storybook ideas of wild horses aren't actually true and rescues exaggerate and make shit up to get their money, so surely the thousands of people who actually work with wild horses are all animal abusers. Oh my actual god.
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0wllight · 1 year
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i just wrote lyrics to the minecraft eating noise beat + pizza roll microwave beat rap and i feel. dead inside/lh
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faggotwalkwithme · 2 years
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this is a jemaine clement appreciation blog
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my baby's finally here <3
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eternalwyrm · 2 years
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“he really is his own boy and i’d like to keep it that way” crying screaming throwing up
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shima-draws · 1 year
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JVKE’s this is what ___ feels like album has me feeling some sort of way
#I'm usually not one to get into more modern artists. BUT.#Holy shit.........his music makes me feel shit. Like FEEL it really feel it#It's genius actually. A story told on 4 parts. Connected through other songs. The stages of falling in and out of love#It's heartbreaking. It's fucking heartbreaking actually#The fact that this is what heartbreak feels like comes RIGHT after golden hour?? Shut up. Shut UP THAT HURTS ME#golden hour is deadass the most gorgeous song I've ever heard in my fucking life I can't even express the emotions I feel listening to it#It's beautiful. It's whimsical. It's magical. It captures such a specific feeling and time of day. Time of YEAR even#It's a song about love and how in awe he is of the person he loves and it's perfect and soft and. golden hour. Yeah. That's it.#And then. THEN WE FUCKING GET TO THE NEXT SONG AND IT'S LIKE#All that buildup of what falling in love is like.....what it's like to be in love to love someone to treasure them to feel FEEL for them#And then we get hit with betrayal. It's bitter. It hurts. And you can feel that in the song too#Ugh ugh UGH how does he do it. The whole album is a story from start to finish and it makes me want to cry#Falling in love...heartbreak...sadness...and then.#Acceptance. Moving on. Falling in love with someone new. AHGHH#It really reminds me of The Last Five Years bc that has the same sort of concept#A story of love told through song. Falling in love to falling out of love...#LOVE HURTS!! THIS ALBUM HURTS ME IN ALL THE BEST WAYS.#Shima speaks#Anyway go listen to this is what ___ feels like right now. Do it
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iridescentoracle · 2 years
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okay so i can’t shut up about how much i love how smart he is and how often he sees things before anybody else and how good he is at recognizing patterns/stories/narratives playing out or being used in the real world (i mean, “real world”) but have i brought up yet how much i also love how good he is at playing dumb because i know tarvek points it out eventually but the thing is he is very good at strategically playing dumb and i love him for it
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freddie-mercurys · 2 years
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I can’t stop laughing at this Starbucks tip jar I saw today
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orbiting-star · 7 days
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I just got introduced to a studying game website called Focumon and I HATE that my ability to focus has increased so much because i want my little guys to evolve and I want xp. Turning studying for my final university exams into a game why is it WORKING
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maddieacid · 4 months
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13 being completely uninterested rebuffing all of Byron's attempts to flirt but being quite enamored of his daughter's "beautiful brain." Inch resting.
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batshit-auspol · 5 months
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So a bit of background first for our international followers: Clive Palmer is one of Australia's many mining billionaires who like to meddle in our country's politics, and as such he is utterly despised by all of Australia.
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He is most commonly known online by the title "Fatty McFuckhead", (problematic as it may be) because he tried to sue a youtuber for $500,000 for calling him that - and he lost. So the name stuck.
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Up until his most recent foray into parliament, the legally certified Fuckhead was best known for his batshit business ventures, such as attempting to build "The Titanic 2" (failed) and trying to build a dinosaur theme park (also failed, but at least nobody got eaten by a T-Rex in this one).
For a very long time Clive played the role of sugar daddy to Australia's largest conservative party, the ironically named Liberal Party, until they had a falling out in 2012 after Clive claimed there was too much money influencing politics (lol), at which point he started his own party, days after saying he totally quit and wasn't fired and he only left because he didn't want to be a distraction.
His initial run at parliament was actually kinda successful, with Palmer's group winning 4 seats, plus a member from the "Motoring Enthusiasts Party" joined them too after accidentally getting elected and not knowing what the fuck to do.
Despite this initial success however, Palmer's party (which ran on basically no platform other than "I'm rich") hit an iceberg (titanic 2 achieved) and seven elected state and federal politicians quit within the first year.
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By the time the next federal election rolled around, only one Palmer party candidate was still running for re-election. The most successful of this group - Jaquie Lambie - quit to sit as an independant and is still in parliament today.
Here she is with a painting of herself strangling Clive (she sells signed copies of this)
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And here the senator is posting about liking sausage:
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Anyway, we're getting to the point: which is the yellow posters. By the 2016 election, just two years after forming, the party was in complete freefall. It won just 0.01% of the vote at their second election, and it was announced shortly after that Clive was quitting politics and the party was being shut down. Australia breathed a sigh of relief.
It was, of course, short lived.
Clive, in desperate need of attention, restarted the party for the 2019 election, fielding candidates in every seat and spending $60 million in advertising in an attempt to win votes.
Every single candidate lost.
It was in this campaign however that Australia really started to fall out of love with Palmer, because most of that $60 million went towards putting up the world's least compelling marketing billboards on almost every single free space in the country.
For a good six months this was basically the only thing you would see in Australia if you went outside:
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Clearly Graphic design is his passion. And yes, the genius did just straight up try and copy Trump's homework while changing a few words, hoping nobody would notice.
Very quickly these all got vandalised and it seemed the ad companies didn't care enough to replace them.
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We could go on posting examples, there are thousands, but the best is definitely the one Ikea put up shortly after Clive lost the election:
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In 2022, Clive's party contested the election AGAIN, this time also opting to send millions on spam text messages to every person in Australia begging for people to vote for him, as well as buying almost every youtube ad for a year, at the cost of $100 million.
He won a whopping one seat.
During this election Clive ran on an anti-lockdown, anti-vax platform with the slogan "freedom, freedom, freedom". That message, however, was slightly undermined when his goons, dressed in 'Freedom!' shirts, made national news for trying to beat up a protester who turned up at a rally dressed as an annoying text message, shouting "pay your workers" at Clive.
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As if that wasn't bad enough, at another rally Clive knocked himself unconscious while trying to jump up on stage, and then a few weeks later was rushed to hospital with covid, while his anti-vax ads were still in regular rotation on TV, at which point it was also leaked to the press that Palmer had been alledgedly trying to buy Hitler's car.
Utterly humiliated, the party deregistered again shortly after the election.
Can't wait until he runs again in 2025.
Anyway, on the other "Clive tweeting Miss Kobayashi's Dragon" thing, we have no idea what that means but here's a screencap:
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