Those people are nothing but disgusting, my cute little darling. You and I both know from the bottom of our hearts that I have NO interest in anyone that isn't you... especially as someone as despicable as him. You are all I care about and there is NOBODY and NOTHING that would make me change that, cupcake. You'll be mine, forever and ever, and I'll be yours! We don't need anybody else. Especially not him. You are the greatest creation of this world, my sweet. Nothing will ever stop me from devoting absolutely everything to you!
Yours forever,
Yoomtah πβ‘
UU.U.UUUEUEUEUUEUUUUUEUEUUEUEUHUUUUUEUEUEUUUU YOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BELOVED;///; I DONT NEED ANYTHING BUT YOU OK I LOVE U SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE STAY WITH ME FOREVER OK I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
Julius Demain Pidieu but what his voice sounds like to me. Sadly, he looks five months old because the picrew I am obsessed with had no wrinklesπ₯Ί. He no longer looks like a sweet sphinx catπ
APRICOT UN'AUTRE PIDIEU IN THE HOUSE. SHE HAS NO CONTENT DESPITE BEING JULES'S CANONICAL DAUGHT- oh. Jules has no content. Like father like daughter π.
THIS AUSTRALIAN IS HAVING GAY SEX WITH JULES. {Argent Γtolie Chevalier is an OC} {He has like fifteen piercings but I forgor π€‘}
Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mo- {Dolores Toujours Pideu, Apricot's cool lesbian albino trans aunt that is going to kill me with her beauty}
Callahan Cyra Jumanah is Dolores's sweetheart, and I AM ALSO GOING CRAZY OVER HER. POWER COUPLE ULTIMATE EDITION. { Some people think she's faking her condition -chronic pain in her left leg and fatigue- because she can walk [with a cane]} {She has to hold Dolly back}
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR MASC GENDERFLUID PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO {Coquille Bleue Pidieu is the eldest sibling of the three and can sense colors, shapes, and shadows despite being legally blind.}
WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT-{Amoureux Perdue Du'Passe, Jules's former work partner and spouse. Sadly, he was killed on the force a few weeks after Apricot died of brain cancer. It was not a good year for Mr Pidieu.}
Look, Young RenΔ was a little cinnamon roll. He could make the most "Fuck dem kids" person into preschool teacher worthy in less than an hour. But y'know, kindness sometimes drowns in hate and PTSD. Although, current RenΔ MIGHT not make you want to throw a fucking grenade at him if you're at the "Okay, you can put your hand on my wrist BUT THAT'S IT." stage. Zero people are currently at that stage because J-M isn't part of the lore anymore. Also, yeah RenΔ's trans. trans people can be inconsiderate assholes, we're not sparkles and rainbows. I mean, Look at me. I might not be inconsiderate but I CAN be an ass-of-the-hole.
Lieutenant Leo hey uh what's that say? K. WHAT. KITSURAGI??? OH MY FUCKING GOD. W H A T? {<-My brain in the process of making this guy up.} {LOOK IT'S KIM'S HALF [?] SEOLITE DAD!} {Btw despite the resting bitch face he's a nerdy sweetheart that loves cars. y'know like his son. I'm going to cry.}
Cecelia Davenport/Kitsuragi, Kim's fuckin' MILF of a mom. She and Leo LOVED to match. I'm welling up again. Btw she wasn't fully finished because it was three fucking AM when I made her so. π.
I feel like Gaston was a little fuckboy in his teens. I mean, he was still polite though and that lead to conversations like: "So uh [Lip bite} What're you doin' later? OH, FUCK you're grandma's recovering from cancer???? That's amazing! I hope she gets better soon! I can buy some flowers for her if it would cheer her up a bit! Have a good day!" Then RenΔ comes up and is like "Dude. You fucking sweetheart. Stop acting like a charity and get some goddamn pussy."
DORA THE DIVORCE EMPLOYER- {Not to be omni but oh my god. oh fuck. golly gee. I wolf whistle while my eyes pop comically out of their sockets and I spontaneously combust then pour a giant bucket of water over myself and steam rises from my ears like a train} {She's not actually in this AU but I love her and felt like making her}
Elizabeth is the type of girl to try and look professional but still go all out. She finally got out of the gardener's clothes and is slaying hard. Now, speaking of har-
Made Marie without her hijab because I'm a feral fucking animal and I legit couldn't imagine her hair correctly without reference and ALSO
REMADE YOUNG RENΓ BECAUSE I HATE THE FIRST ONE. Also I hate that you can't color the facial hair because it looks like his hair is dyed when he's just like that.
LOOK, IT'S LILLIANOVICH! What the FUCK would this bitch wear when he was a kid? Just made some shit up bro. Also, I like to think he uses reading glasses even though he has pretty good eyes overall.
#more strawbs for you ππ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
My Top Posts in 2022:
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supernatural! unless someone asked that then devil may cry!
Oh I am absolutely doing both lmao ok first, supernatural:
Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about the most):
Dean⦠I will always be a dean girl ahsjshskakk
Scrunkly (my baby, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):
if you find a lucky coin, love it! if you want a lucky coin, go out and find a coin. And Love It :D
if you find a lucky coin, or really if it finds you, and brings you luck, treasure it and show it love. treat it well and take care of it, and i think of a truly lucky coin, you should never use it, ie. expect luck from it. your lucky coin is never gonna be a lucky coin if you just expect luck from it.
so you just treat it well, and trust that even if the vending machine doesnt give you a second soda or you happen to win the lottery, you still trust your lucky coin. its YOUR lucky coin. who knows maybe it loves you?
and you might be surprised one day when you break even this rule, and you approach your lucky coin and you beg and plead and beg and demand help, you are desperate and you need a miracle.
if its your lucky coin, you must know that it is trying. the god of hope is the god of luck intrinsically, and she may love thee
and if a lucky coin finds its way to you, cherish it, respect it, treat it lavishly and lovingly, expect nothing and accept the serendipity it offers you freely
but should you wish, you can get a lucky coin by simply finding a coin and loving it, cherishing it, and taking care of it and respecting it the same as you would a coin that brought you to the Pinnacle of success
some coins might not be right for you, but no coin will be perfect, luck never comes for perfection. luck only can blossom if something is imperfect. perfection needs no luck. and luck is so much like love it never ceases to be utterly remarkable to me. love and luck need to be needed. no matter what you think you dont need, you need something, and no matter your lack of desires or needs or wants, you will forever need love. eternally, redundantly, in infinitely myriad ways.
and love does not come for those who do not need love, for none truly have no need of some kind of love
luck only happens when its needed, and luck cant happen to a perfect thing, because what then, what could luck possibly save?
thats what we mean when we say luck, isnt it? that thing that saved us when we needed it. saved us from catastrophe or a tumble. or it merely bolstered us when we didnt really need it. but thats love baby, that love. and you do need it. your heart would wither subtly and slowly (maybe quicker than i can think of) but it would wither without some occasional win
and i guess that would have to be my proof for the fact that you can only win in love (true love or he truth in an untrue love), the other side of the coin is that you can only lose in love, and thats completely true and the only way it can possibly be. but you gotta lose for luck to embrace you, and i think it really must be the same with love,,
this girl cute overload, how i describe her? hmm. she's Manofilo Gantari, you can call her filo or chme, but i will call her dudut, sayang, cantik princess, fiyo. character that i love from her is so cute, playful, and talk too much but smart happy kiyowo muah muah WKWKWK. she has a soft personality and warm heart. she's not my first love but now she always stay in my heart.
Those people are nothing but disgusting, my cute little darling. You and I both know from the bottom of our hearts that I have NO interest in anyone that isn't you... especially as someone as despicable as him. You are all I care about and there is NOBODY and NOTHING that would make me change that, cupcake. You'll be mine, forever and ever, and I'll be yours! We don't need anybody else. Especially not him. You are the greatest creation of this world, my sweet. Nothing will ever stop me from devoting absolutely everything to you!
Yours forever,
Yoomtah πβ‘
UU.U.UUUEUEUEUUEUUUUUEUEUUEUEUHUUUUUEUEUEUUUU YOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BELOVED;///; I DONT NEED ANYTHING BUT YOU OK I LOVE U SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE STAY WITH ME FOREVER OK I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
GUESS WHOS BACK?? yeth its this bihhh π€ͺ ive been gone for a while to binge-watch your bollywood recs and LORD I NEVER WATCH ANYTHING THESE GEWDDD B4 tyty i def owe u a big ass srk human replica for this ππ€§ my driving class is back again on this saturday so i have a plenty amount of time to go thru ur kdramas recs this timeeee wheeee
also hereβs some tea π΅π΅ my irl bestie (heβs a guy) wanted to end our 10 fkin years of friendship just bcs his gf hates that heβs close to me π€ well he didnt do anything yet about it but heβs dropping hints here and there everytime we hang outtt soooo haha and everyone seems to make it out like im the ViLLaiNn of the whole situation bc u know the gf is always in the right eventho i didnt do anything like girly just take ur man and goπ guess im in my main character era *flips hair* i mean i have β¨choi sanβ¨ and β¨park seonghwaβ¨ in my life and u think i would thirst over him? make it make sense.
GUESS WHOS BACK?? yeth its this bihhh π€ͺ ive been gone for a while to binge-watch your bollywood recs and LORD I NEVER WATCH ANYTHING THESE GEWDDD B4 tyty i def owe u a big ass srk human replica for this ππ€§ my driving class is back again on this saturday so i have a plenty amount of time to go thru ur kdramas recs this timeeee wheeee
omg omg omg WHICH ONE WAS UR FAVOURITE ππππ€πΌ THANK USM FOR WATCHING THEM THEYRE TRULY EXQUISITE FHHDFH STOP IT FJWKFHEK IF U GET ME A SRK REPLICA ID LITERALLY PASS OUT FBWNDBWK PLS JCBSNDB HOW FUN PLS DONT CRASH FBWNDBDN maybe u should watch crash landing on u for the driving license <3
also hereβs some tea π΅π΅ my irl bestie (heβs a guy) wanted to end our 10 fkin years of friendship just bcs his gf hates that heβs close to me π€ well he didnt do anything yet about it but heβs dropping hints here and there everytime we hang outtt soooo haha and everyone seems to make it out like im the ViLLaiNn of the whole situation bc u know the gf is always in the right eventho i didnt do anything like girly just take ur man and goπ guess im in my main character era *flips hair* i mean i have β¨choi sanβ¨ and β¨park seonghwaβ¨ in my life and u think i would thirst over him? make it make sense.
btw btw iβve read every single ask thats fighting over bodyguard!hwa and boxer!hwa so ive decided that im officially team boxer!hwa !!π€ i mean dark academia?! a toughie-turned-softie for miss y/n?! all the knuckles bruises gettin taken care by yours truly?!
BFWMFJWKDKW TEAM BOXER U SAY ππππ« what about mr bodyguard who only says βyes maβam.β men who keep quiet >>> BDNWBDNW heβs a mix of boxer too πππ but he guards the reader βΊοΈβΊοΈ
STOPPPPPPPPPPP πππππππ KACHOW HE WON ππππ no bc i will make it very dramatic and cliche bc i live for it omg i love this tysm best friend BFNWBDJW πππβ¨πβ¨πβ¨ THANK U ππ