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To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound
Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.
He can see ghosts.
The ghosts know this.
Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.
Except for this one very stubborn dog.
It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?
And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.
He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.
Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.
Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.
Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.
Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.
And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.
(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)
Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.
Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.
And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.
(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)
Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.
Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.
Cue shitstorm.
Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?
Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.
Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.
Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.
Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.
Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.
Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!
Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.
You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?
Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.
He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.
And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.
The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.
Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.
A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.
Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.
And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.
#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on#this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves#sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog#also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die#he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing#if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card#(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues)#except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker#he’s a bitch and Danny hates him#if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that#so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue#and of course alerting the authorities
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fig faeth#ruben hopclap#lucy frostblade#the rat grinders#adaine abernant#kipperlilly copperkettle#watching fig terrorize him like girl!!! we don’t even know if he’s guilty!!!!#this might just be for me but i do not think 5 teenagers willingly brutally killed their friend idk#like there just has to be some other element to it and i am very scared to find out what that was#what if they were put in a position where they felt there was/there was no other choice… like oh my god#my comedy brain is having fun but my ‘this is a teenager’ brain is in such deep distress all the time this season#the rat grinders i trust brennan to not make u cartoonishly evil so i am holding u as gently as i can in my confused shaky hands#also with the devil’s nectar i’ve been wondering why they all seem so well-adjusted & now i’m curious if they’ve been intentionally-#changing their memories in a way so that either the trauma is lesser or they think they aren’t guilty. idk#but it seems like from how gertie was talking she was making it more recently so the well adjustedness from early jy doesn’t quite add up#they could have another source maybe??? idk i’m just low stakes 4 a.m. spitballing here#there’s also the strong possibility that they’re aware of what happened but they weren’t the ones who killed lucy. idk who knows#the way you could probably devil’s nectar yourself into believing it wasn’t your fault someone died… CRAZY IMPLICATIONS!!! CRAZY IDEA!!!#anyways the bad kids & the rat grinders don’t ever have to like each other but i do wonder if at least some of those kids deserve a chance
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I'm sobbing and clawing at the screen begging Larian to just let my Tav give more hugs because so many of these characters need it.
WIP cause this is getting colours, I just like how the lines look
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#bg3 astarion#my tav#sharky's tav#she's a tiefling bard#also surprise! I'm not dead#Baldur's Gate just has me by the throat and it's not letting me tap out until I see the end credits#there's a new tattoo on my brain next to the Mass Effect one#I'm hopefully gonna do a 'BG3 characters get the hugs they deserve' series#Astarion was obviously first because. yeah.#Rolan's likely next cause I'm fucking gone on him too love him would kill and die for him would rip the heavens and hells apart for him#If Astarion hadn't swooped in and snatched my heart first I'd be real pissed that Rolan wasn't romanceable because hhhhhh#sharky art#tav: ember#oc: ember
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Shadow and Bone changing Inej's first kill is the only change I'll defend with my life because the symbolism of her first kill being from a balcony IN A CHURCH to save Kaz's life and Kaz looking at her like he's just found religion while reassuring her that it's okay and she just saved his life........
#it's about how she's always watching over him!!! it's about how she was willing to compromise her morals and beliefs to protect him!!!!!#it's about how she protects him with the Saints that HE gave her (her knives) *IN A CHURCH!!!*#it's about implicitly linking her first kill to that bit in CK where she's watching over Kaz from the rafters while he fights the Dregs!!!#I simply don't care that Show!Kaz was softer in that moment than he reasonably should have been; WE DESERVED THAT!#six of crows#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#shadow and bone#otp: on the seas and in the city
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i still don't like kipperlilly HOWEVER it would be VERY interesting if the twist is that she's been playing the long game against porter to get revenge for lucy's death
devil's nectar is used to lie to gods. porter wants to be a god.
gertie mentions in ep14 that the last order of nectar was twice as much as usual.
we know from ruben's dream that the rat grinders have been taking devil's honey for some reason
lucy was killed by multiple assailants but it's never confirmed it was the rat grinders—ruben's house has a perfect view of the lake, so the rat grinders could easily have witnessed lucy's murder
jace and porter seem to want the whole school at graduation for some reason, but kipperlily drafted an order to disband aguefort the moment she becomes president. undermining the plan?
kipperlilly was "very fond" of lucy
kipperlilly keeps provoking the bad kids despite jace saying not to—maybe intentionally trying to get the bad kids on their trail?
if nothing else, that's proof being rage-starred doesn't mean she's a mindless follower who agrees w everything porter/jace say
which means her rage could have easily turned on porter
kipperlilly is a mastermind rogue
#i don't know if i actually believe this#and i still don’t like her bc she’s entitled and bitter and cares more about her superiority complex than actually helping people#but it's an interesting thought#and either way she deserves to kill porter with fig and gorgug#then they can resurrect him a la kalvaxus and let lucy get a shot in#anyway. rotating this girl in my mind like a bowl of microwave soup#kipperlilly copperkettle#kipperlily copperkettle#the rat grinders#lucy frostblade#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20
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Advanced Interrogation Technique: Dog
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#JC is like a disney princess in the sense he always has some cute creature trotting nearby and available to assist him#he is *not* like a disney princess in the sense he tries to do murder and torture.#Even though some of those girlies really deserve to do a little killing and tormenting as a treat#Mulan may not count because she's not a princess but she canonically does kill. So she's winning#Anyhow. JC. He gives off 'melodious voice vibes and I'll die on that hill. Sadly he's not beautiful on the inside.#Animals love him! Women fear him.#BTW while you've been reading these tags...wwx has been suffocating under a pile of wiggly fluff#Oh no he's not moving. Oh Jin Ling picked up the dog? Jin Ling returns the favour of saving his- ?#oh no Jin Ling is giving his uncle instructions on how to better perform puppy interrogation. They are bonding.#wwx is passed out and they're *bonding*
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Meg should’ve strangled that twink
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ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers
#robin does it bcz she thinks everything he does is amusing#brook opperates on the same vein but also knows he cant stop luffy#franky opperates on this is what he deserves and also knowing damn well he cant stop luffy even if he tried to#jimbei actively thinks luffy deserves the best and only the best#like hell stop luffy from doing absolutely insane crazy ass shit thatll get him killed for sure but like everything else is fair game#thinking abt the scene where bege was like we need to focus on the plan he cant be asleep and jimbei was like he needs his rest 🤨🤨#hes just a boy and hes sleepy let luffy rest ill wake him up 🤨🤨🤨#also that scene in dressrosa when franky was like luffy you can join the torunament ONLY if you hide ur identity promise me that#anyways i love them#nico robin#jimbei#jinbei#jinbe#franky#soul king brook#brook one piece#one piece#frobin#jinbrook#jimbrook#ill be so honest guys idk what the others ship names are im sorry#paradise polycule
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Now I'm thinking about Trolls bc of that new trailer and I remembered back in the first movie when Creek betrayed the squad and Branch was proudly smiling while Poppy was strangling Creek lmfao I think that was the exact moment Branch fell in love with her
#i love how poppy is cute af but can be violent too and won't let anyone mess with her#hits different when you remember creek and poppy were flirting earlier and he betrayed her and she wanted him dead lmfao#he deserved karma for this#she was ready to kill#decapitate him my queen#trolls movie#trolls poppy#trolls creek#trolls branch#branch and poppy#broppy#branch x poppy#poppy x branch
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I will think on those moments every night for as long as I go on, and of the chasm that opened under me, the plunge into mortal death that was nearly mine. Claudia gave me that.
Interview With The Vampire 1x04, 1x07 // The Vampire Lestat (epilogue)
#charles did this#wish we'd gotten more dad!lestat tbh.... its hard to imagine show!lestat grieving and being haunted by claudia the way book!lestat is#claudia deserved to kill lestat one thousand times and if lestat has the gall to mourn her it's gonna be just fucking rich of him now 💀💀💀#liike wooow okay you dont regret her and you mourn her...... you could've fucking shown it while she was alive then ???? dickhole ????????#when he shows up im gonna kill lestat again#iwtv#interview with the vampire#tvc#vc#the vampire chronicles#vampire chronicles#amc iwtc#iwtv amc#lestat de lioncourt#claudia#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#iwtv 1x07#iwtv 1x04#charles reads#ive only read the first 3 books but i'm protective of book!lestat.................. show!lestat can get stabbed and stabbed though#1k
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just saw people on twt getting mad that gale said a literal god wasn't good enough for him . i need people to understand that he didn't mean it like "I deserved more than a literal goddess" he meant that his actions were foolish and made it LOOK like he thought himself above one. that he should've been content with what he had, but felt he had to prove himself to her.
if you romance him he literally realizes that he didn't need to find validation in a god but within someone who understands humanity more than a god ever could.
please learn reading comprehension before making yourselves look stupid I'm so tired of this
#ALSO people saying that 'oh he had a literal god and wasn't satisfied' yeah lmao because she is incapable of compassion and genuine love#he literally admits that in act three. his own words#the gale slander is founded on stupid people not being able to understand how complicated this is#also yes gale DOES fall back into his power thirst in act three. because healing is not linear.#talking him down from killing himself doesn't mean he's suddenly better and over what mystra did#abuse survivors will often seek a way to gain power back. gale literally begins to resent the concept of gods and wants to destroy it#and honestly he's right. but dont tell him that#anyway gale deserves redemption#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#six speaks
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“Mon petit chou-flour.”
“You know that’s not my name, Frenchie.”
#move over spy you don’t deserve her#they are both spies and she could kill him and he knows it#tf2#fanart#just a draw over#tf2 spy#scout’s ma
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We only see each other at funerals
(On Jason, Thalia, Nico, Bianca, and their parallels/connections)
The Titan's Curse (Rick Riordan), @/anxiousmaya_, Right Now (Gracie Abrams), The Battle of the Labyrinth (Rick Riordan), Joan of Arc (Mary Gordon), The Lost Hero (Rick Riordan), Episodes Toward and Elegy for Halley's Comet (Lindsey Drager), Jason Grace (Riordan Wiki), The Gods Show Up (Michael Kinnucan), The House of Hades (Rick Riordan), What the Living Do (Marie Howe), The House of Hades (Rick Riordan), Planet of Love (Richard Siken), The Blood of Olympus (Rick Riordan), Tangerine (Nolune), The Blood of Olympus (Rick Riordan), The Blood of Olympus (Rick Riordan), I Bet On Losing Dogs (Mitski), The Burning Maze (Rick Riordan), @/abhorarchive (Twitter), The Burning Maze (Rick Riordan), Seventeen (MARINA), The Burning Maze (Rick Riordan), @/rollercoasterwords, The Tyrant's Tomb (Rick Riordan), @/the-overanalyst, Where Things Come Back (John Corey Whaley), Grit (Silas Denver Martin), Softcore (The Neighbourhood), The Tower of Nero (Rick Riordan), Frost (Mitski), @/moonbends, I'm Your Man (Mitski), Sun Bleached Flies (Ethel Cain), The Tower of Nero (Rick Riordan), Three (Sleeping At Last), My Art
#nono you don't understand it's about the siblings#it's about how thalia lost jason once only to get him back and lose him again#it's how jason and bianca both walked into their deaths with their eyes wide open#it's about zeus trying to kill nico and bianca and him doing nothing to stop jason from dying#it's about thalia being in the hunters and nico hating her but he knows how to grieve with that kind of loss#so he'll help her. for jason. for bianca. because no one deserves to mourn a sibling alone#like these four barely interact but they're soooo connected i could go on forever#i'm so sad thalia and nico never actually got a scene together after the burning maze#and ALSO#it's about the fact that reyna is one of the most (if not the most) important people left in their lives#LIKE#do you think thalia found out how close nico and reyna were and started watching her more closely#because every person the two of them have shared has ended up six feet under#so reyna gets annoyed with how protective thalia is but she doesn't stop her bc part of her can tell thalia needs it#and nico constantly checks to make sure reyna's life force is still strong#bc he never wants to be caught off guard by a death again#ok im done now i promise#the trials of apollo#trials of apollo#nico di angelo#reyna ramirez arellano#reyna avila ramirez arellano#web weaving#fanart#my art tag#thalia grace#jason grace#percy jackson#percy jackson fanart#bianca di angelo
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TOMMY: It's about he told told me why he wanted to do it. Now if I tell you I can't take the knowledge back. Better off without it.
#peaky blinders#peakyblindersgifs#tv#tvedit#am somewhat wistful that this is the most ex/plicit the show would ever get with tommy's own trau/ma here#it's appropriately realistic for the character; there's no way he'd ever express it in a more forward manner#but yes him trying to kill hughes in the same episode as we learn of their father's death and that he *fails* is the thing#some part of him will always stay dead. He Knows.#though you can argue about the actual catharsis possible: polly didn't experience it either when she killed campbell#it's only her arc of self-acceptance that helped her make peace with it#irrespective if these men deserved to die (they did to be sure)#also crazy that you can see the markings of tatiana's strang/ulation here. nightmare show.#also [points] arthur mention
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Day 159 | id in alt
Long overdue feast.
(Bears have absolutely no care if their prey is still alive whilst they eat, but they have a tendency to crush the lungs and bones of their prey while they're alive.)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#jjk mahito#BEAR KUGISAKI FOR THE WINNNN#im so tired of people saying that Kugisaki dosent enjoy the shit she does. she was born into it yes shed pick another job if it paid better#but she enjoys beating the hell out of things during the fight with the brothers it almost looked like relief on her face when she killed#IT WAS SO SWAG I WAS TWEAKIN#but nah no brothers only mahito getting what he deserves#Kugisaki has a horrid tendency to multilate the things she goes up against and not gaf about it.#YES GIRL YOU ABSOLUTELY DESTROY YOUR FOES BEYOND REGOGNIZABLITY#Let the infraction of their shattered features take image of your intrest in their lives#YIPPIE YAYYY#tw for just blood and a little but of rib showing#Kugisaki just tore the hell outta him as she deserves#also a little cannibalism Bc Kugisaki deserves it :]#it needed to happen i needed to draw it at SOME POINT#i am so good at taking canon and cranking that shit i hope
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Cersei and Brienne I am so, so sorry that people in this fandom have madonna-whore complexed you two. I'm so sorry that your characters and arcs have been reduced to you being the devil and angel on Jaime's shoulder. You deserve so much better than how you're perceived by this misogynistic fandom 🙏🏾
#cersei lannister#brienne of tarth#asoiaf#anti jaime stans#down with Jaime and his stans!#Cersei and Brienne deserve so much better then being reduced to one note characters for his nasty ass 😭#it's also crazy to realize that Brienne would be demonized to hell and back by them if they couldn't use her as a redemption tool for him#kinda need George to kill him off in TWOW and flip the script so his death services /their/ arcs instead#Brienne learning to see past her rose-tinted glasses is more interesting than anything that can be done with Jaime's character#let her learn about his actions in AFFC + AGOT so she can stop idolizing him#and free Cersei from constantly being demonized by his stans to make him look better
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