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harveywritings92 · 1 year

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[two days after the smoothie incident.]

Soap, sees Ghost in his street clothes: Where are you going?

Ghost: I’m going to see R/n. I got a personal day, I need to thank her for looking after me.

Soap: Well, why don't I have a personal day? (Price grounded him.)

Ghost, still pissed at Soap for accidentally drugging him: Because you're an F-U-C-K-U-P.

Soap: Fuck up’s two words.

König, chiming in: Actually, "fuck-up" is a hyphenate.

Soap & Ghost, stare at him:....

König, sheepish: Well, it is!

{Ghost says nothing and leaves, it was like 15 minutes after Simon left did it finally dawn on Soap that Ghost was taking R/n out on date, he made a mental note to call her later to see how it went.]

#s: dead like me #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #simon ghost riley #cod mw ghost #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #call of duty könig #john soap mactavish #soap and ghost bromance #platonic! Soap MacTavish

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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months

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{R/n and Hobie having lunch outside of 7/11.]

R/n: I'm gonna get a pet bird.

Hobie: Don't get a bird.

R/n: Why not?

Hobie: Because they're weird. I dunno. I can't relate to a bird. They're so far removed. They've got different chromosomes... and they come from eggs...

R/n: They have faces.

Hobie: So do cockroaches. *takes a bite out of his hot-dog* Whub re ya g-ing do wib a brb? (” What are you going to do wit a bird?”)

R/n: I'm gonna stick it in a cage and feed it, what do you think I'm gonna do wit’ it?

Hobie: Well I think you should get a bird, at least get one you can eat.

R/n: I'm gonna get a friend! I'm not going to eat my friend!

Hobie: They have brains the size of pistachios... it's not smart enough to be your friend.

R/n: You don't know what you're talking about! I saw this special on PBS called "Animal Miracles" and they did a dramatic re-enactment about a guy being robbed, and he had a parrot or a cockatoo or something, and that bird lost it's shit when its owner was attacked. It opened up it's cage...

Hobie, cutting-in: Why would you put a bird in a cage if it can open the door?

R/n, getting frustrated: Where else are you going to put it?Anyway, it opened up it's cage and went crazy, pecked out the robbers eyes, scratched his face up like he was Tippi Hedren or some shit. And don't you tell me that's not friendship.

Hobie, thinks as he sips his slurpee:.....

Hobie: How big was this parrot?

R/n: I don't know, parrot size.

Hobie: Well a parrot can't take on a full-grown man unless that man is a giant pussy...

R/n: I didn't say the parrot won! The robber stabbed it with a fork and killed it's owner. The bird's dead.

Hobie:...

Hobie: So why are you gettin’ a bird?

R/n, now very frustrated: It's not about national security, you stupid mother fucker, I'm gonna get a friend!

Hobie, puts his hands up in surrender: Alright, jeez...

#S: dead like me #spiderverse incorrect quotes #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spider punk #spiderpunk x reader #hobie brown x reader #gn!reader #tw: swearing #tw: animal death

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mdverse · 4 months

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go go go!! (x)

#my art #digital art #fan art #art #glee #glee art #glee fanart #brittana #brittany s pierce #santana lopez #gleesource #brittanasource #go for it nakamura #go for it meme #oh how i love a twt art meme once in a while #i started this almost 2 years ago and abandoned it for a while and then redid pretty much everything from scratch over the weekend #and it feels like my biggest slay of the year so far by a long shot oh my god 2022!md found dead in a ditch #maybe one day ill redo this in my own art style lol but for now this slaps so hard #massive thank u to bella for taking care of the text for me!! u are an angel and i love u

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a-through-l · 8 months

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Guys denjis a lesbian trust 🙏🙏

#chainsaw man #csm denji #sorry the lesbian flag isn't accurate its from memory #Im such a fake lesbian to not have the hex codes of my flag memories ugh /s #but no fr yoy can pry lesbian denji out of my cold dead hands #hes just like me fr #art through l

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dizzybizz · 3 months

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captain jasmine "jazz" drake broke into my brain and is now living there rent free help

#i uhm i uhhh i i i #queen too. i was introduced to queen and uh i uhuhm i yeahgh huhuhu #those two get me all giggly kicking my feet yknow #ep91 killed me three times im triple dead can s omeone help im so deep in my riptide fixation istg if i pick up any vocal stims bc of this #istg if i start going lalala. well idk what id do but smth..#just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jrwi jazz #jasmine drake #chip jrwi #jay ferin #gillion tidestrider #i got to their big revamped designs yiippeeee #N JAYS MAGI C WING S IM SO HYPE #my art #oki now i need to learn how to draw queen uhm i was scared for their debut bc i knew i would be insane but yeah ok i nee d to go like i nee #to leave i cant hes literally perfect i cant deal with it im gonna cry i l ove her sm istg theyer evertyhtinnhg

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lesbianbluesey · 4 months

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unstoppable force (Adam’s canonical teacher kink) meets immovable object (Gansey being a professor’s soul in a teenagers body).

#meta #s speaks #adansey #adam parrish #richard gansey #trc #I’m sorry. but also Maggie wrote this so it’s on her I’m just calling a spade a spade #more insane when you think about their first meeting being Adam teaching Gansey about cars and Gansey teaching him about dead welsh kings #reciprocal informational exchanges defining their whole dynamic in that way … sapiosexual disaster bi bitches #it’s so funny to me that the greenmantle intro scene is def her way of establishing Adam as queer outside of his attraction to Ronan but w/#bringing Gansey into it and yet the description of greenmantle sounds like a combo of Ronan and Gansey #and the language to describe his attraction is a downplayed version of the monologue flashback of Gansey being like the sun…chile anyway.#him thinking Ronan is so attractive I wish I could imagine him as a young hot professor but that’s just not his vibe…#so I take it you’ve imagined Gansey as your history prof many a time okay.#the raven cycle

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wiitzend · 11 months

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not to keep talking about this but if greta decides to take the religious aspects out of her narnia reboot or whatever then there's really no point in even making it. christianity runs so deep in everything related to narnia that taking it out would cause the whole story to fall apart, it would just be another hollow remake and if that's the route she's gonna go (which she most likely will) then i'll just stick to the disney movie and reading the books.

#i'm sorry narnia is just....so good to me and i really enjoy it #so when i first heard they were remaking it i just cringed because like?? what is the point??#THEN i heard greta gerwig was behind it and i was like?? WHAT is the POINT?#which is just...ugh. it's giving ugh #christianity isnt something c. s. lewis put in his series for fun. it's everything to him and it shows in his books #so removing it would just render the entire project pointless. it would be dead on arrival #narnia

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apocalyptic-byler · 5 months

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hmmmmmmm thinking many thoughts about this scene

also thinking many thoughts about this particular photo

anyway mike wheeler watch your back 👍🏾

#mike wheeler #s5 mike #byler #<— target audience #stranger things #stranger things 5 #st5 #st5 spoilers #NONO CAUSE THE FACT THAT LUCAS AND DUSTIN KNOW THAT PEOPLE ARE AFTER MEMBERS OF HELLFIRE #but mike doesnt cause yk bro was in cali and um he w a s n o t aware of amything going on in hawkins right and obviously the party most #likely told him BUT DOES HE KNOW THE SEVERITY OF THE SITUATION CAUSE OMGGGGGG #JASON ONLY WENT AFTER NANCY BECAUSE SHES AFFILIATED WITH MIKE #BUT NOW JASON IS DEAD AND EDDIE IS DEAD AND OH NOW MIKE IS BACK #mike’s in the flesh and jasons goons are literally right behind him and youre telling me theyre not gonna do some stupid shit to avenge #jason or something like that #michael wheeler watch your baaaaackkkkkkk #this is just me ranting omg it’s so fun

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nikolai-alexi · 27 days

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Be so fucking for real right now. This mf follows me everywhere I go

#james potter #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #they haunt me #I swear to god I see shit like this everywhere #I had a vendor with the id s. black the other day #like wtf #marauders #the marauders era #dead gay wizards

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mooseonahunt · 1 year

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The way Luis asks for a cig when he first meets Leon and Leon responds with “You know, those things will kill you” and then Leon ends up lighting Luis’s final cigarette for him just guts me. Makes me lose my mind. I’ll be having a good day and then I’ll remember that and I’ll be inconsolable.

#GOD IM SO SAD OVER THEM #I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS PARALLEL IN PARTICULAR #it’s like… Leon is the cigarette ya get me?#Leon is not a good person to be around. Luis jokes about it himself (Hanging with you? Not healthy!)#but he sticks around anyways just like he knows cigarettes are bad for him but he still smokes them.#Just... Leon lighting that last cigarette for him.#Resigned to the end and doing one last thing for him bc he's already a dead man so why not?#luis serra #luis serra navarro #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #Serennedy #Luis Babygirl Serra #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 #re4r #moose posting

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harveywritings92 · 11 months

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{R/n and Soap having lunch outside of a 7/11.]

R/n: I'm gonna get a pet bird.

Soap: Don't get a bird.

R/n: Why not?

Soap: Because they're weird. I dunno. I can't relate to a bird. They're so far removed. They've got different chromosomes... and they come from eggs...

R/n: They have faces.

Soap: So do cockroaches. *takes a bite out of his hot-dog* Whub re ya g-ing do wib a brb? (” What are you going to do wit a bird?”)

R/n: I'm gonna stick it in a cage and feed it, what do you think I'm gonna do wit’ it?

Soap: Well I think you should get a bird, at least get one you can eat.

R/n: I'm gonna get a friend! I'm not going to eat my friend!

Soap: They have brains the size of pistachios... it's not smart enough to be your friend.

R/n: You don't know what you're talking about! I saw this special on PBS called "Animal Miracles" and they did a dramatic re-enactment about a guy being robbed, and he had a parrot or a cockatoo or something, and that bird lost it's shit when its owner was attacked. It opened up it's cage...

Soap, cutting-in: Why would you put a bird in a cage if it can open the door?

R/n, getting frustrated: Where else are you going to put it?Anyway, it opened up it's cage and went crazy, pecked out the robbers eyes, scratched his face up like he was Tippi Hedren or some shit. And don't you tell me that's not friendship.

Soap, thinks as he sips his slurpee:.....

Soap: How big was this parrot?

R/n: I don't know, parrot size.

Soap: Well a parrot can't take on a full-grown man unless that man is a giant pussy...

R/n: I didn't say the parrot won! The robber stabbed it with a fork and killed it's owner. The bird's dead.

Soap:...

Soap: So why are you gettin’ a bird?

R/n, now very frustrated: It's not about national security, you stupid mother fucker, I'm gonna get a friend!

Soap, puts his hands up in surrender: Alright, jeez...

#s: dead like me #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #task force 141 #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader #gn!reader #tw: swearing #tw: animal death #cod mw soap

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harveyb-wabbit92 · 1 month