The Lemres Is Dead
Lemres: Ah Its good day to be not dead.
Schezo: STAB! You are dead!
Lemres: I am dead!
Schezo: (Chuckling, while Feli approaches)
Feli: *gasp*! The Lemres is dead!
Lemres: Yes (Cakey). I am dead!
Feli: Why is the Lemres dead?!
Schezo: I have no idea.
Lemres: I think it was-
Schezo & Feli: Shhh, you are dead!
Lemres: Ok.
(Klug enters scene)
Klug: Alright, what's going o- WHAT HAPPENED!?
Schezo & Feli: The Lemres is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Klug: The Lemres is dead!?
Feli: Correct
(Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing. Klug and The Crimson Spirit look happy)
Feli: So, did you see the murderer?
Schezo and Klug: No.
Feli: (Slams hand on desk) I will find them, I will capture them, and no one will ever die again!
(Schezo and Klug applause)
Klug: Thats surprisingly nice.
Schezo: I am quite proud right now.
(Raffina appears in scene)
Raffina: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(Raffina rushes to dead Lemres)
Raffina: That Lemres is dead!
Feli: We know!
Raffina: Who killed him?!
Feli: We don’t know!
Raffina: I shall find clues!
(Raffina searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Raffina: What's that? (Grabs Sword Of Darkness) A weapon?! That thing is why the Lemres is dead!
Sechzo, Klug, and Feli: The Lemres is dead?!
Raffina: (Slams hands on desk) Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Schezo, Klug, and Feli: (All shocked)
(Intense background stops, showing Schezo, Klug, and Feli standing in front of a green screen)
Lidelle: (From far away) Incoming! (Ambulance crashes Raffina into a building wall)
Lidelle: (Exits out of Ambulance) Fuori, fuori! (Pushes Schezo, Klug, and Feli away from Lemres) Move now! (Kisses Lemres on head)
Feli: (jealous Feli noises)
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Lemres)
Lemres: (Rising in air) Hohoho, I'm- (Explodes) Oof.
Lidelle: In my medical opinion, that Lemres is dead! (Camera rotates to Klug)
Klug: Lidelle, what happened?
Lidelle: My opinion? (Slams hands on desk then turns to the right) (Intense background comes in) The Lemres was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Schezo, Klug, and Feli: (Panicking)
Lidelle: I-I um, don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Feli: Well, now what?
(Yu floats in)
Yu: ITS YU!!!!!
Feli: Oh come on
Yu: Boom!
Yu: Look at this! The Lemres is a ghost!
Yu: Isn't that great!?
Yu: Ahm…
Feli: Yu.
Yu: Yeeeeeeeees?
Feli: LEAVE!
(Rei appears and waves Yu over)
Yu: WAAAAAAAAAA! Come on! Pffff! Why!?
(An explosion is heard)
Feli: Alright, let’s get back to the point.
Lemres: (Poking at his dead body) I think I'm still dead.
Schezo, Klug, Feli, and Lidelle: The Lemres is dead?!
Lidelle: (Turns around and notices the explosion fire) Oh no-
(Feli attacks her with Significator)
Lemres: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed me?!
(Camera shows on Popoi)
Popoi: (Meow Meow) It was me!
Schezo, Klug, Feli, and Lemres: (Shocked)
Popoi: Yes! I did it like this: (Uses Black Hole on Klug) Boom!
Klug: (Screams of pain and dropping book)
Popoi: Woop dee doo!
Schezo and Crimson Spirit: (Are shocked seeing Klug’s dead body)
Lemres: (Is terrified seeing Klig’s dead body)
Feli: (Is pleasantly surprised seeing Klug’s dead body)
Popoi: (Meow) That’s a joke.
Schezo, Feli, Crimson Spirit and Lemres: (Starts laughing like crazy )
Popoi: (Meow Meow Nyan) It was… yo-... (Hiss Points at Schezo) Him!
Schezo: (Shocked) How did you know?!
Popoi: I didn’t. Meow That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Schezo)
Schezo: (Manic laughter) That’s right! It was me!
Feli: You monster!
Lemres: But whyyyyy?
Schezo: For your POWER! ITS IMMENSE! I FEEL AMAZING WITH IT INSIDE ME
Lemres: Schezo, stop!
(Schezo talking about how great Lemres' power is but keeps sounding dirty and Lemres keeps trying to point it out)
Feli: (Death Stare)
(Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)
Schezo: Enough, Comet Warlock! You are dead.
Lemres: No u, CREAM PIES! Haha. (Schezo is decapitated again)
Lemres: You are dead! Not a big surprise.
Feli: (Lovestruck noises)
Lemres: I am alive! Its nice.
Lemres: Yeeeeeaaaaah, this is stupid.
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