#QUEEN THE PLAGUE
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Imagine DND night with the beast pirates
During one session
Queen: Alright, you idiots somehow managed to kidnap the ambassador. You have him tied up in the dank, dark, dilapidated dungeon of the old capital ruins.
King: We need to interrogate him for answers, it's clear that he's working for the necromancer, he might know where he is. I roll for intimidation, *rolls* sixteen.
Queen: *mutters,* of course that is where you go with it, pervert. *Speaks loudly,* Your intimidation is only slightly successful. The ambassador knows his life is in danger and needs to flee. However, he refuses to answer your questions. He proclaims, "I will never tell you anything, I shall be loyal to my master till my last breath!"
Kaido: *really in the character of his half-orc barbarian* that can be arranged, little man.
Queen: *rolls for him* The ambassador stutters, his voice quivering, "I just received messages from him and carried out his bidding, I don't know where he is really."
Yamato: Perception check, I'd like to see if he is lying.
Queen: you'll need a nineteen or higher, Are you sure you want to do that?
Yamato: *rolls* nat 20.
Queen: you can tell he's lying big time, you can practically smell the nervous flop sweat on this guy from across the room.
You: I can make him talk, I cast heat metal on his bones.
Queen: heat metal only works on metal, it's literally in the name of the spell. It doesn't work on bones, since they're made of calcium.
You: and calcium is a soft metal.
Queen: what's your source.
You: *came prepared to dispute this because you've been looking for an excuse to use this knowledge for evil. You pulled out an advanced chemistry textbook with the page bookmarked and the section highlighted, and handed it to him.* Read it and weep.
Queen: *puts on his reading glasses to read it* ... Dear god, okay, you cast heat metal, roll a d10 for me.
You: *rolls* 8
Queen: and with a plus three modifiers... you heat his bones until he's screaming. The ambassador lasts only thirty seconds before he reveals that the wizard necromancer, Typhus the Terrible, lives in the glittering palace deep in the inky caverns of Roptian, which is guarded by the onyx dragon.
Sasaki: yer kind of scary sometimes.
You: thank you.
At another session
Queen: okay, you enter the throne room, and the evil wizard is lounging on the glittering throne, Typhus the Terrible.
King: I roll for initiative *rolls dice*
Queen: critical fail, your fighter is dead.
Kaido: *rolls for attack* critical fail.. Hmm, I hate this game.
Queen: you are also dead, (y/n), you are the only one left with any spell slots or turns left. What are you gonna do?
You: ... I would like to cast summon water
King: there goes that campaign.
Queen: that spell lets you fill a space with water, are you sure that's what you want to do.
You: yes
Queen: the room fills with water
You: I didn't cast it in the room.
Queen: where then did you cast it?
You: inside the wizard's skull.
The whole room: *horrified*
Queen: you can't do that
You: the spell specifies that it fills a space, and a skull cavity is a space. And you let me fill the chest down the hall with water, why not this dude's head?
Queen: ugh, hang on a minute, I need to figure out the damage.... You killed the boss... You flooded his brain with so much water, that his skull exploded.
King: that's the most messed up thing I've ever heard.
Kaido: *mutters* we've done worse.
You: you should be very glad I don't have a devil fruit
King: I'm starting to see that now, thank you.
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been rewatching one piece lately
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Farewell Calamities!
After more than 60 episodes of fighting (1½ years more or less🙃)
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Beast Pirates - One Piece by Manh Lu
"inspired by zhihui Su"
#ulti one piece#page one#black maria#sasaki#who's who#king the conflagration#queen the plague#jack the drought#tobi roppo#beasts pirates#one piece
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Sanji Defeats Queen - Ifrit Jambe: Bœuf Burst!!
Key Animator: Yong-ce Tu (涂 泳策)
#One Piece#opgraphics#op spoilers#Wano Kuni#Wano Country Saga#onigashima raid#Sanji#Queen the Plague#1 climax down 3 more to go#long post#my gif
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Beast Pirates Incorrect quotes
King: Italics.
You: Yeah, Italians.
Queen: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
You: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
King: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
You: My only talent is being stress.
Jack: Don't you mean stressed?
You: No.
You: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Sasaki: wHat?
You: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Jack: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
You: I have feelings for you.
King: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
You: Fine! I don't give a shit!
Kaido: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.
King: Our relationship is strictly professional.
You, sitting on King’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.
Black Maria: Why are you doing this?
You: Same reason I do everything, Maria. To get somebody to like me.
You: I love you.
King: How many people have you said that to?
You: Everyone.
King: What?
You: I told everyone that I love you.
Kaido: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
You: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Jack: Please never become a surgeon.
You: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Kaido: You’re too young to have enemies.
You: You don’t even know.
a/n: THE YELLOW TEXT ISNT WORKING RAHHHHH
#moonie moon <3#one piece#kaido one piece#king the wildfire#king the conflagration#black maria#queen the plague#beast pirates
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HERE COMES THE RAW POWER OF ANCIENT CREATURES
#one piece#queen the plague#sanji#ep. 1053#wano#wano arc#wano country saga#one piece screenshots#one piece screencaps#one piece anime#op anime spoilers
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Caesar, Queen, and Judge all absolutely shocked and disgusted that Vegapunk is doing peaceful shit.
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The anime gave us an extended bit of Sanji vs. King and Queen, and it’s some of the coolest animation in the entire series. (episode is 1045)
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Summary:
Hobbytex? More like Hobbyflex. Kaidou was King of painting on velveteen. One thing that he wanted to achieve in life, other than death, was recognition for his hobbytex skills. It was no exaggeration to say that along the 12 steps of the programme that kept him sober and seemingly alive (not for want of trying to be unalive), that hobbytex also kept him on the straight and narrow, and he was proud of his work. Brain-addling fumes from the paints were a bonus.
OR
Kaidou tries his hand at the craft market.
There’s Law in there too! He might just keep the pirate crafter villains afloat. AND a wee touch of MarLaw, platonic LawBin, Black Maria/ Kaidou, and Queen and King (and mentions of Jack). Modern AU.
(This was for @crowbarsolo as a charity exchange in support of the people suffering in Palestine).
#one piece#one piece fanfiction#trafalgar law#marco the phoenix#kaidou one piece#black maria one piece#queen the plague#kind the conflagraion#queen one piece#king one piece#opfanfic#one piece fanfic#chromafic#chromafics#chromalami
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Jack: I understand that you don't like it, but that's how it is.
Sora, with tears in his eyes: Of course I don't like it!
[King, Ulti and Page One enter the room]
King: But what the hell is happening!? Why so many screams!?
Who's-Who, sitting and laughing next to Black Maria: the Brat took one of the tests that the Headliners distribute among the crew.
Page One: Which Tobiroppo or Calamity are you from? that nonsense?
Who's-who: That same one
Ulti: And which one did he get?
Black Maria: Queen.
Queen, upset: Which isn't a bad thing.
King, sarcastic: No, of course not.
#king the wildfire#queen the plague#tobi roppo#ulti one piece#page one#black maria#who's who#oc#incorrect one piece quotes#onigashima
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Imagine being the only person the King is protective of
King: What's wrong? I thought you were going to go to bed.
You: *has your arms wrapped around yourself for comfort* I... I was... but when I got there I could tell someone was or had been in there without my permission.
King: It was probably Yamato, that boy lives in the walls like a rat.
You: I know he does, but I can tell it wasn't him.... who ever it was, I could smell them all over my room, even on my sheets. I think it was a man, based off the smell.
King: What do you mean it was on your sheets?
You: well, when I entered my room I could kind of smell them, and I kinda figured it was just some servant, but then flopped down on my bed.
King: you shouldn't flop.
You: *ignored him* and I could smell them on my pillows, and my blankets, and even my stuffed animals. So I glanced around, and the only thing out of place was my closet door.
King: did you check the closet?
You: no, I was afraid someone was waiting for me in there, so I got the hell out of there.
King: I take it you came here to ask me to go check it out for you.
You: *nods*
King: alright, let's go.
At your room
King: *squats down and scuttles into your room* wow, the smell really is quite pungent. *Opens your closet door to find a surveillance snail installed* This can't be good for your snail, they need sunlight and fresh air.
You: I don't own a snail.
King: *notices Queen's embossed insignia haphazardly covered with tape off* he fucking didn't.
You: what?
King: let's check the rest of the room to see if we find any more of these. *Holds up the snail for you to see*
You: *after finding three more snails* who would do this?
King: Don't worry about it, I'll place one of the animal mary's in here when you're not around to make sure this doesn't happen again.
You: thank you, but what are we going to do with all of these guys.
King: leave that too me.
In Queen's lab
Queen: *cracks his knuckles as he sits down at his computer* okay let's see what m spy camera see.
Snails: *in the men's bathhouse*
Queen: *stares at his screen that's covered in hairy asses, before he turns off the entire system* I think I'm gonna throw up.
King: *drops from the rafters* Don't put those in people private rooms, if you do it again I'll alert Kaido.
Queen: ...ugh fine, lesson learned.
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Realistic portaying of dinosaurs.
#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#op sanji#sanji#one piece queen#op queen#queen#queen the plague#nale babble#op spoilers#spoilers#op wano
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👑's birthday pictures by ゆら@kakiage_u
#kaidou#king one piece#king the conflagration#queen the plague#jack the drought#beasts pirates#one piece
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One Piece Ep. 1061 - "The Strike of an Ifrit! Sanji vs. Queen"
Episode/Animation Director: Ryota Nakamura (中村 亮太)
Key Animator(s): Tomoyuki Takahashi and Akihiro Ota (太田 晃博)
#One Piece#opgraphics#op spoilers#Wano Kuni#Wano Country Saga#onigashima raid#HE'S BURNIN' BLUE#SANJI. IS. COOKING~!!!!!#Toei delivered the Ifrit Jambe!!#long post#my gif#Queen the Plague
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One Piece six fanart!
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