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Siblings amirite 🤷‍♀️
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onlyancunin · 3 months
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[MELEE ATTACK] Grab him by the throat and drag him towards the sunlight coming through the window. [Difficulty class: 18]
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Petras is wearing Astarion's early access doublet because he raided Astarion's closet the moment he left, like the annoying little brother he is.
Astarion is wearing the doublet again at the epilogue party because he had Petras in a headlock and wouldn't let him go until he gave it back.
Siblings ❤
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sadist69 · 2 months
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Commission for @curseofszarr with bloody Petras
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endlessnightarts · 3 months
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"Coven means 'Family'. And Family means I am disappointed in all of you." ~ Cazador Szarr, probably, at some point
I feel very out of practice drawing so I'm not sweating this anymore.
I love vampire nonsense and I love how ridiculously big Astarion's family is (not even counting the ones Cazador People Under The Stairs'd), they are all awful, I want to adopt them. I played a little fast and loose with costumes and whatnot, highlights including Cazador gets a flowy coat bc I couldn't help myself and Leon is being forced to wear a shirt. They are in the order I vaguely headcanon from oldest to youngest excluding Godey of course, headcanons subject to change at a whim.
Also I think Sceleritas Fel and Godey should hang out, there it is that's my crackship. they trade torture tips and gush over their bloodthirsty masters
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I'm hardly the only person who noticed how weird it was that Astarion genuinely thought Cazador carved a poem on his back - because, he also carved them on the other spawn. Have they not noticed? Haven't they seen each other shirtless for 200 years while being roommates?
Not even to mention, the "targets". I understand they were mostly drank and preoccupied, but have none of them ever commented on them? Were there no tieflings?
If Tav is a tiefling they recognize infernal legal jargon instantly.
So i raise you: Astarion's scars are actualy invisible.
Just as other of Cazador's rules, this one stopped having an effect when Astarion got tadpoled.
Thats why we can see them. And thats why Astarion only then takes any interest in what they might say.
I back this theory up on the inconsistency i mentioned above and on the fact that you can't see them on the other spawn during the fight when they are trapped for the ritual (still under Cazador's influence)
Now, i haven't the slightiest idea how are they charmed not to be perceived.
But i do think Cazador subtly ordered his spawn not to think about them too much, aside from the painful memory aspect. So, they didnt notice them on each other. They never wanted to find out what they say. If the targets said something - they would conviently (for Cazador) forget it almost immediately.
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phoebus-cluster · 6 months
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A sample/oneshot of some Astarion headcanon re: his release after the year in a tomb
Finally gaining some steam on my Astarion fic. Fleshed out a little flashback scene. Hope you think it's cool, I love my angst and exposition. --- “How I’ve missed you, little one!”
There was a sudden, loud crack against the coffin door, the rustle of chain mail. A single, impossible ray of light sprung forth into the coffin, somewhere at his waist’s height. Out of the corner of his eye, he detected the glint of an axehead in the fresh opening, wedged and wriggling now to pry the lid open. He tried to peer downwards to better watch, but couldn't–his eyes were too dry to swivel in their sockets. 
He blinked a few times to remove the film of dust from his eyeballs. It did nothing.
He could hardly hold a coherent thought, but felt that this must have been a dream. 
The coffin lid ripped open and he keeled forward, the door no longer propping him upright. He crumpled in a heap, reality dawning on him as his face smacked into the ground. He lay there and watched the shadows of crackling firelight dance across the stone tiles for a while.
He was free. 
He supposed he should have been happy. He gasped for fresh air weakly, as fresh as those musty catacombs could be.
A heavy boot dug into his gut and turned him onto his back. He now looked at a grinning skull looming over him, yellowed, shining and ugly, two black voids regarding him like eyes.
Death. Sweet release. Could it be? 
“Tsk, tsk, boy. Is this how you greet your gallant savior? Your dear, old friend Godey?”
But of course. 
Of course it wasn’t death. What had he expected?
Godey’s detestable laugh rang through the chamber around them.
“What a state, little one. Not so pretty now, are we? Not to worry. I think this look quite suits you.”
Godey seized him by his rags and hoisted him up with ease. He carried him now, up the stone steps of the catacombs and back into the palace.
Astarion's head hung limply, mouth agape, no energy, his muscles all but wasted away. The skeleton cackled again, adjusting and jostling the half-corpse in its arms–playing with him.
“Much easier than I recall,” he jested. “Why, you must be half the weight you were goin’ in.”
They clanked through the halls past velvet drapery, gaudy paintings, lacquered paneling, the luxe prison he remembered, same as ever.
“By the gods, Godey,” sneered a distant voice. “What is that smell? Fouler than any rat you’ve conjured for us before.”
“Shut it, Violet,” growled Godey. “Be a dear and call in your siblings, won’t you?”
She scoffed and whisked away.
They made their way to the spawn’s quarters as the other vamplings trickled in curiously, peering over Godey’s armor to better see the dust-blackened wretch he carried.
The skeleton unceremoniously flung him onto a bunk, the fellow spawn frozen in terror as they beheld a pathetically emaciated mummy with sunken eyes, taut skin, and dehydrated ligaments clinging to bone, grotesque as it pulsed and gasped for breath, struggling to writhe and smearing filth on the sheets.
A hush fell upon them all.
“...Brother?” whispered Aurelia.
“He lives!” cried a male voice, one Astarion did not recognize. “Gods above, it can not be. This is the lost brother you spoke of? I-I thought Master was perhaps bluffing!”
“Leave it to you, Petras, to fancy yourself more clever than Master,” chided Godey. “That’s right. Gather round, you lot, and gaze upon him. Yes, it is your beloved and terribly naughty big brother. Though he strikes a more uncanny resemblance to old Godey these days, don’t you think?”
He cackled and wrenched Astarion’s chin violently, turning his face for the others to see.
Dalyria stifled a revolted shriek, teary-eyed as she clapped her palm over her mouth.
"Let it be a reminder, then," continued Godey. "See what happens when you fail Master's orders? And still, it is Master's mercy that reunites him with us today."
Astarion finally found the will to speak.
He struggled, his lips shriveled back, his tongue desiccated and stuck to the roof of his mouth. Dust coated the insides of his throat. 
His teeth finally found the edge of his lower lip, shrunken and tough.
“Fff…” he trembled.
He drew in more air, his breath ragged and hoarse. It sounded like a death rattle.
“Fuck you,” he puffed at Godey.
There was an upsetting crack as the pommel of Godey's sword collided with the side of his head. A few of the vamplings gasped.
“Dalyria, tend to this ingrate. Godey doesn’t need a nose to tell he’s more fetid than carrion.” He turned on his heel and clanked away.
“Ilmater, help us all,” uttered Dal. “For the love of gods, draw a bath. Water, some blood, this instant!”
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Hoping to get chapter 1 out in the next week or so.
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curseofszarr · 2 months
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cursed-critters · 5 months
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Your average example of siblings fighting
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depressedandasian · 6 months
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I feel bad for Petras. He's gone through much of the same torment that Astarion did, but he receives far less sympathy.
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lucrezianoin · 6 months
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Out of curiosity do you have any footage of the dialogue you get if you go to the Flophouse and talk to Petra’s and/or Dalyria without Astarion in the party? I saw a video of it on yt but it seems to have been taken down, and I wanted to find it again because I find it fascinating how many of Petras’ lines sound very similar to Astarion’s when he’s in his “seduce you, sleep with you, manipulate your feelings so you never turn on me” era.
BEHOLD!! Petras' flirting tecniques!!
I also am gonna upload on youtube all the options for this because he said some interesting stuff (like he has been eating rats for almost 200 years!!)
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jewishgir · 6 months
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decided to pickpocket Petras after the ritual while he's still bound because what's he gonna do about it lol and he had this:
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csphire · 6 months
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Pretty sure Petras stole all of Astarion's pick up lines. He listened in to Astarion practicing them. At best it sounds like Petras parrots them as there is hardly any finesse to them at all.
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anchorandrope · 3 months
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leaving jokes aside, do you actually care about anti-larry and/or anti-larries (in a good way)? like would you forgive them for the harassment if they genuinely ask you to do it?
hii !! well, actually i don't have a short answer for this question so i'll try to make it as concise as i can.
first of all, i do believe that people can change their mind after getting educated and as they grow up, so if a 15 y/o in 2014 told me to kms now comes and ask me for forgiveness, if i see that they are actually sorry i definitely would forgive them. i don't own them nothing, im well aware i do not need to forgive people to find peace to myself, to have self-esteem and love, i believe humans do not need to forgive to heal in any kind of way. being that said, i know that people feel like asking for forgiveness is a good way to heal themselves and if so, i would be really happy to forgive.
if you had asked me this same question a couple of years ago, im sure my answer would be different, but since i took a step back in the fandom and i worked on myself, i realised that even though its totally unacceptable to harras and send death threats to someone, no matter your age or life situation, its absolutely unworthy to reply every anonymous ask, to try to ask for respect, to be kind and to try to make them understand that what they are doing is wrong.
of course you are allowed to be mentally drained after harassment because it can hurt, specially if you are struggling on a daily basis. but at the end of the day, anonymous asks and blogs here or on other social media are people who don't know you and if they believe they do only because you posted something on the internet they didn't like they are clearly the problem. this might be the hardest thing to say but online or irl you will find people who dislike you and that's okay. we are billions of souls on this planet, of course some of them are gonna be mean, and it sucks! but what you have to try to do is to don't take hate that personal. people who correct your errors and try to explain you respectfully why you are mistaken are usually good people or people who love you. people who call you horrible stuff without any intention of making you change but to make you feel bad are the people who you don't have to pay attention to. people reflect their insecurities, problems, etc on others all the time (mostly unconsciously) and if you ever try to explain them that fact, they will get defensive.
your time and energy are something precious, you will never live the same second two times. try to work on yourself, try to ask yourself what do you want to invest your time and energy into. is a tumblr anon who call me stupid worth it of taking my energy and time? is it useful to spend hours worrying about anonymous messages on the internet? one day you will understand that no, its never worth it. try to pay more attention to people who love and appreciate you, who correct you for your good and who are always by your side.
my recommendation is to hold people accountable for what they did, never justify what they have done to you (or anyone) but always try to think with kindness and not with hate. of course the person who sent you a copy-paste hate message on your askbox is an idiot, what im trying to say is that maybe and just maybe that idiot is having thr worst time of their lives and hating on everyone is the only way to feel relief, which it is unacceptable but, in my opinion, thats what it makes me feel in peace with myself, because i know that im not the problem. and honey, i can assure you that is nothing more comforting than it wasn't your fault.
i hope that i explained myself the way i want to be understood, if not please let me know how can i help you to understand this better.
and lastly, i want to say something that i know that a lot of people wouldn't like, but i believe its time to be said. giving attention to people who hates you its only gonna make them wanting to hate you more and more and starting hating on others. so if you actually care if making this or any fandom/community an better place to express our interests in a mature and pleasant way, you need to stop answering hate anons. it might be "funny" to you, but think of others. what if we all collectively posted every hate we receive? do you believe that your twitter timeline or tumblr dash is gonna be full of fan art and fics? you are fooling yourself if so. is it worth it posting triggering stuff and stuff that may affect others mental-health? yeah that's what i though.
i wish from the bottom of my heart, peace, health and love to everyone single soul out there who is struggling with hate. and if you keep sending hate being an adult, not knowing if you are sending that to a minor or a suicidal person, i wish you get the karma you need. you cannot convince me that you have the "dream life" you claim to have because if so, you won't be hating on tumblr blogs by the year of 2024. you are, in fact a pathetic piece of shit who sadly believes that insulting anonymously is gonna make this a better world ;)
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thebalancedangel · 25 days
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Dalyria: *opens an envelope and reads a letter* "To Aurelia." Dalyria: "When I saw you come out of your room like an ancient dragon coming out of its cave, a white hot steel pierced the deepest artery of my being.” Dalyria: “You, you are a cardiac surgeon and I am your transplant patient, and you stand poised over my chest, holding my still beating heart. Hesitating, waiting, wondering.” Dalyria: “So I implore you to join me for dinner, or maybe breakfast considering your condition, at the Elfsong!" Dalyria: “I await your response as the camellia awaits the rise of the moon! Because, you know, it only blooms at night and stuff." Dalyria: “Love, Abdirak.” Petras: *turns to Aurelia* I think Abdirak is asking you out… Petras: ...on a date! :D Dalyria: Well, that ain’t happening. Aurelia: …Nope. :[ Petras: Why not? :/ Aurelia: …I promised Leon and Sebastian I would help them with the children. Petras: Do an Astarion and ditch them! :D Dalyria: >:| How generous of you to volunteer to replace Aurelia! Petras: …Really, Dal? :| Dalyria: *nods* Everyone gets what they want this way! ^.^
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prplocks · 2 years
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☆ ! kim petras wallpaper ! ☆
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reblog if you saved
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