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starkandthewaynes · 1 year

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except from another fic that'll never see the light of day

So this is a hodgepodge of ads that my OCs from my book series are thrown into. For context sake its PJO, HP, DC and DP, essentially it's a fun thing for me that'll never be finished or published but this part is so funny to me I wanted to share it.

"Hey, Pandora." Danny says, as Anotonio and Morgana try to make themselves small. "My king, you have guests." Pandora says, as she enters. "Yes, I do." Danny says, as Antonio and Morgana are avoiding eye contact at all costs. "Allow me to introduce myself, I am Lady Pandora, keeper of hope." She says, as Onyx smiles. "Onyx Saint, son of Thanatos, watcher of the doors of death, prince of death." Onyx says, as her head spins to see him. "Your Thanatos' son?" She asks, as he nods. "Yep." Onyx says, as she looks around the table. "My king, I know you dispise weapons at meal times, however I implore you to make an admenment to that just this once." Pandora says, her hands shaking. "Dora?" Danny asks, as Antonio and Morgana finally face her. "Hello, Pandora." Antonio says quietly. "Hey prude." Morgana says loudly.

"I am not a prude, you husband stealer!" Pandora shouts flying over to be in Morgana's face. "Oi, you know you weren't in love with him, you just used him!" Morgana shouts back, as Antonio is getting very flustered. "Whats going on?" Danny asks, as Pandora turns to her king. "This, this priest made my husband Antonio Mari, king of Babylon, fall in love with him." Pandora says as Morgana rolls his eyes. "Honey if you would've been willing to fuck his little brains out like how he needed them to be then ya would've kept him." Morgagna says, picking his nails. "Why you cocky little bitch." Pandora says, as the whole room is tense, but Antonio looks bored. "Guys, can we not have a dick measuring contest in front of the da new king? I was tryin' ta make a good first impression." Antonio says, as the two having said pissing match start laughing. "You make a good first impression? Your idea of good impression is not cutting off someone's head." Pandora jokes, as Antonio huffs. "Ya cut off heads one time and ya never hear the end of it." He mutters. "Mood." Jason chimes in as Onyx snorts.

"Can I get context?" Danny asks, as Opal nods. "Pandora and Antonio used to be married, back in acient mesopatamia times, before the whole box icident. However, Antonio and Morgana were using the secret passage ways of his castle to meet behind her back. One day, they became exerbitionists, and she caught them." Opal says, eating mashed potatoes. "What's an exerbitionist?" Casper asks her dads, and Onyx eyebrow twitches, as Opal doesn't even look ashamed. "Tell ya when your older." Puck says, as Spencer smirks. "They're people who like it when others watch them fuck." Spencer says, as Casper nods, and Onyx is about to loose his mind. "How did you learn that?" Onyx shouts at his son. "We're ten, now, dad, and we have cable tv." Spencer says, as Onyx slumps into his chair.

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uniqueopal · 1 year

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