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#OHHHHHHH MY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!#EVERYONE WAKE UP N O W SMDNSMDSMANDASMD#OHHH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOOOORRRNINGGG <333333#outis is INACTIVE and posting SPARSELY? ohhh mein GOTT it has never been done!#I AM SORRY THO SHITS BUSY BEING AN ADULT SUCKS. NO ENERGY 0/10#ONLY ENERGY TO REBLOG SILLIES </3#inside job#ENOUGH OF MY WHINGING THO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK#inside job part 2#ij part 2#ITS SOON!!! ITS IN QUALITY CONTROL ITS SOOOOON!!!!#START PLACIN' YER BETS#LATE OCTOBER?? EARLY NOVEMBER???#getting out the corkboard and red string to try and determine what length of time 'kinda soon' is MSNDSMN#MINIMUM. like 2 weeks. max a month#methinks#ANYWAYS. YIPPEEEEE <333333333333333333333333333333333333333#OUR WIVES ARE COMING HOMEEE!!!!!!!#oouuugghheeeaaAAAAAAAAAA WHOS GENITALIA DO I HAVE TO INGEST TO RECIEVE THE DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SADNAMWDNAWMND
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heard it was year of the dragon : 0 also been trying to learn clip studio more
#artists on tumblr#sketchbook stuff#no art summary this year haha got very chill? plus didn't draw a lot this year (or at least the past few months)#buT I did draw something for new years fdghjf#how the fuck do people use screentones hAHA#thanks to everyone who's still hanging around or found my stuff haha#also I think it's absolutely fucking wild some peeps are getting very close to following me for 10 years >:'D#edit: ohhhhhhh man I checked when my first post was in the archive which was november 2013 so this tumblr is literally 10 years old FDJFKH
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the catharsis in the dust being scrubbed clean was one of the most devastating beats in the finale for me
#waiting for it and waiting for it. is the ball about dodds ever gonna drop. and This being how its concluded.#fucking soul destroying. literally perfect. i couldnt quite believe it happening#shivs fucking hand resting on the chair and on kendalls shoulder.... i am going... 👍 i am gone👍#shiv and romans faces when he says it didnt happen ohhhhhhh my godddd man. literally fucked it👍its actually fucking over.#succession#succession spoilers#chewtoy
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no offense but i genuinely fear that their potential dynamic will go severely underutilized
#rick and morty#morty smith#prime rick#my biggest fear continues to be 'morty gets kidnapped by prime to bait c137'#because i think it could just. be so much more neat if morty and prime actually formed some kind of relationship independently. good OR bad#like idk imagine if morty is coaxed to join primes side out of some misguided attempt to protect his family#would sure be fitting for a character that clearly values his family and their safety idk!!!#and like. god imagine what morty mighjt think of prime#like he currently only has rick's perspective of prime. and obviously whether he wants to or not he sort of Has to rely on what rick says#idk imagine morty meets prime and hes like damn this dude is pretty cool. whether its because prime is putting on a deliberate act#or morty just Genuinely Thinks he's cool#ohhhhhhh imagine this is how they bring the morty mindwipe thing back.#prime would b like 'did you know c137 left the parts of you that disagree with him in a video game? isnt that fucked up morty'#theres just so much TO DOOO and im so terrified of NONE of this happening#bcs the writers seem to be physically incapable of prioritizing anyone but rick#LIKE GOD PLEASEEEE i know they only care abt the redditor audience BUT PLEASE do something ANYTHING with morty im about to start crying#went on a little rant lol sorry. can you tell i really like morty.
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upperclassman!jordan takin ur virginity...
you've been toeing the line between friends n lovers for a while--it started when you'd gotten so drunk at a party that you'd forgotten where your dorm was n jordan was too tired to do anythinf orher than take you back to theirs. it became a sort of routine--they'd never admit it, but a part of them couldn't stand the idea of their pretty little freshie being so helpless around anybody else. specially since it'd come out in a very scandalous game of truth or dare that you were a virgin--set off the toxic part of them that fumed at the thought of anyone other than them takin care of you. and the deep, carnal urge to fucking ruin you that they tried not to acknowledge.
except for this time was different. neither of you were crazy intoxicated--just the right amount of tipsy, amplifying the butterflies in your stomach and lowering your resolve.
which is how you managed to end up in their lap, their hands slipping under you shirt to hold ur waist while they kiss you. you've made out with people, sure, but never like this--never in a way that had you gasping into their mouth, your hands shaking where you held their face. never in a way that had you rocking your hips against theirs, your pussy dripping before you'd even been touched.
them groaning into your mouth despite squeezing your waist to stop your desperate grinding. them pulling back, cupping your face, shushing you softly when you mumble out a "please.." and whine.
them being glad they're in their fem form, or you'd be able to feel exactly how much of an effect this had on them. their eyes searching yours, and maybe slipping elsewhere.. the hollow of your throat, your collarbones, your nipples hard n poking through your shirt, and the criminally short skirt you had on. their eyes snapping up to your face when you squirm and whine "need you, jordan. please."
them fighting the urge to shift, take you right then and there. hike up that skirt and fuck your little pussy until you sobbed, but..
"you sure, baby?? want me to take you out to dinner first, hm?" them framing it as a joke, but searching your eyes for an answer--needing to know that you were okay with this.
your breathy "never been more sure of anything in my life. want you so bad, jordan, please." s all it takes for them to lift you by your waist, setting you down so you're sitting on the edge of their bed. helping you pull your shirt over your head, staring at your exposed skin, soft praises of "my pretty girl" and "so fucking perfect". kissing your lips hard before running kisses down your body, sucking bruises into your neck and biting softly at the skin of your tits, the hard peaks of your nipples, your soft whimpers keeping them from getting too lost in you.
they kiss you again and finally, they're pulling off your skirt, revealing your sweet, lacy lil panties. they smirk, soft hands settling on your bare waist, their rings digging into your skin as they push you down on the bed.
you're not experienced, but you've heard stories--know what's coming when they kiss all the way down your body, kissing your clit thru your pretty lil panties. "wore these just for me, hm?" their voice saccharine sweet as you nod frantically. "naughty girl." as they're tugging them down your legs, parting your wet slit with their tongue--wrapping their lips around your clit, groaning at your taste until you whine out a "wait, wait, stop-" and they're pulling away, confused when you again protest.
"s just... you still have all of your clothes on. s'not fair, jordan." n they all but smirk, pulling off their shirt in one fell swoop before diving back in to your pussy. n they're good at it--slipping a finger into your tight little hole n making you cum on their mouth over n over before they even think about shifting n fucking you.
them running the head of their cock through your drenched slit when they finally do, groaning low n guttural when they push into your tight heat. "fuck, perfect fucking girl. god, what a good little pussy, takin' me so well." n they fuck you so good you forget how to say anything other than "please" and "god" and "jordan" (and maybe a "daddy" or two.. but that's a conversation for another time) and they cum inside you after they've adequately made you see god n they're so sweet when they clean u up, tellin you how good you were, that it takes everything in you to not tell them u love them right then and there.
meant to write a paragraph but wrote a whole book 😰 jst feel very strongly about the subject is all
yeah im gonna diddle my skittle to this
#ask#GOR YJE LLBE OF GOOOOOOOOOOD#when i get u. when i..when.#jesus fucking christ on a cracker. like i. need to process#ooooo u sick bastard#ohhhhhhh my god#'thats a discussion for another time.'DISCUSS IT NOW!!!!!#upperclassmen!jordan taking your virginity is something that can be so personal#jordan li x reader#jordan li smut
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i literally still am in such awe of the fact patrick did ive got a dark alley for the first time ever. pete said forever ago that they'd never do that song live because it was too personal and i just. to me patrick doing it is such a testament to this being the healing tour and specifically to like the love and trust between Them. pete has always trusted patrick with his deepest darkest thoughts and fears and feelings and patrick has always dealt with them so lovingly and tenderly. they finally played the too personal to play live song and it was just patrick doing it, effectively meaning too that it was just pete. just pete's words and a piano on stage. intimate and tender and safe being told through patrick's voice live for the first time ever. if u even care.
#the implications the ramifacations im still in fucking tears over this ohhhhhhh my god#like this is so special to me. that song is so special to me. that song saved my life and made me feel seen when i didnt otherwise#so it getting sung. pete getting Those personal words heard live finally. oh my god. its everything#txt#p: 100
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Imagine.
You've been friends with Rise Leo for so long, that you can't seem to remember a time when he wasn't there teasing you with his signature smirk.
It was always jokes with him. Puns. One liners. Horrible cringe pick-up lines. You name it, he'd say it.
Word play was the game and boy did he know how to play. The dumber they were, the harder you laughed.
You always seemed to be laughing around him. It felt…nice. Just to be silly, let the weight of your world roll off your shoulders just for one moment.
You guessed why that's why it was so easy for you to fall into a habit of teasing him back. Y'all both just needed a reason to laugh.
But…you weren't laughing now.
There, he stood in front of you, with that signature smirk on his lips, telling you that he had feelings for you.
That he ALWAYS had feelings for you; he just never had the words for it until now.
You tilted your head at that, your brow narrowing in confusion as you began to rub a hand nervously over your arm.
So you did what you always did. What he would always do when it came to uncomfortable feelings.
You brushed it off with a laugh, missing the way Leo’s hands flexed at the sound.
You looked up at Leo with a shaky smirk, mirroring his own face, your eyebrow quirked teasingly.
“This is a joke right? I'm missing the punchline here. You've never cared about serious feelings like this before, so why start now?”
Leo’s eyes widened slightly, his stomach sinking as he watched you shake your head with that disbelieving and exasperated smile that he had come to love so much.
His hands slowly curled into white-knuckled fists as he watched you literally laugh away his confession.
You thought… you thought this was a joke. That he wouldn't take these real feelings seriously.
Leo’s gaze narrowed as his attention sharpened into focus on you.
Very well then.
Leo would show you just how serious he could be.
Imagine.
All of those jokes, all of that teasing, that ADHD intellect, that strategy, that charisma and charm directed solely on you.
Imagine.
Every comment, every look, interaction and touch becoming calculated, purpose driven and direct.
Focused. On. You.
Imagine.
Leo wanting to show you what serious intention looks like.
Because it was NEVER a joke when it concerned you.
~Ninja
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#OH I'M IMAGINING#TH. THANK YOU FOR THIS#ohhhhhhh and you know it all comes to a boiling point where you get into an argument with him#which is so so terrible because you two NEVER fight#and because i love cliches it HAS to escalate to him losing that smirk and that self-assured mask and him yelling “BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!#BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I'M BEING HONEST AND THE TRUTH IS THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKAY?“#ohhh he'd fucking BREAK he'd start to cry and look at you like you hold his life in your hands (because you do. you always have)#and it's only THEN that you realize#all this was... all this was actually real#what he's been saying and doing it's all been REAL this ENTIRE TIME and you've been brushing it off. you've been LAUGHING.#“Leo I'm. I'm so sorry I didn't- I thought you-”#“well?” “well what?” “...do you love /me?/”#asks
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In Ali We Trust
#NJPW#Mustafa Ali#my gifs#OHHHHHHH OHMYGOD#ALL THE DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER IT'S ALL FALLING INTO PLACE GUYS#MARIE#MARIE YOU ARE SEEING THIS?????#I'M SO FUCKING. EXCITED. THIS IS MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NUMBER ONE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND HE'S GOING TO NJPW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY#USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#OH I'M SO EXCITED FOR HIM
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picked up nimona from the library today I already am beginning to understand why it resonated so much with me
#are you fucking kidding me#ohhhhhhh my god#i can already tell this book is going to irrecovably change my life AGAIN#nimona#nimona (blackheart)
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Lilyth looked so pretty here. Especially in the first pic.
#submission#cursed princess club#my tags: I WANT TO CRY SO HARD#GOD#OAUGH#leelathae#THE NUDGING LOOK#THE FORLORNESS#THAT'S HER FUCKING DAUGHTER#AGINFADGFIUAHFA OHHHHHHH :')
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falsettos in yiddish. that's the post
#UGH BUT CAN HYOU IMAGINE#the commentary on the nuclear family would be on ANOTHER LEVEL#the commentary on JEWISH IDENTITY & MASCULINITY????? so FUCKING rich & complex#& having the lesbians from next door speak english. & having unlikely lovers be in both yiddish and english at the same time. OHHHHHHH#🎶 kvetch kvetch kvetch kvetch modne modne modne modne kvetch kvetch kvetch kvetch kvetch kvetch 🎶#the jokes would be funnier. the sad parts would hit harder. all in all the range of human emotion would be more intense & more moving#because it's carrying thousands of years of trauma and it's carrying it in such a way that physically cannot be ignored or bypassed#it would also be the biggest win for queer jews since like. harvey milk#SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO IT I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE#I'LL LEARN YIDDISH AND TRANSLATE IT MYSELF#falsettos
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my partner soothing me as they do my t shot bc needles still make me anxious. telling me "that's right baby, easy now" and "baby if you be good and stop squirming now i'll make you squirm even more when we're done here i promise" and "oh you're doing such a good job baby" and "oh what a good boy my gorgeous boy is doing so well for me" throughout the process and feeling me melt into ease.
and when they're done, they continue to praise me, running hands across my body, kissing my neck, undressing me slowly as they whisper "you did so well, my love" and "oh you deserve a reward for being such a good boy" and "god it feels so good to have you squirming in my hands like this baby" for so long until im wet without my aching cunt even being touched. them knowing that the combination of the praise and teasing and t slowly increasing my libido is driving me insane, so after grazing my tdick and soaking cunt through my briefs until im whining and begging, they finally take it off, proceeding to suck me off and lap up my dripping pussy, not stopping even im shaking and crying through orgasm after orgasm
#ohhhhhhh man i need to edge now#ftm nsft#trans nsft#queer nsft#very nsft#praise kink.#yes my boyfriend simply uses my praise kink to get my anxious ass to behave during t shots snd then he fucks me#about it 🫠🫠🫠#last time i was extra nervous so he edged me a bit beforehand while whispering how he needs me to nice and good and obedient for him 🥵🥵🥵
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trying to imagine what a Welcome Home ending would look like (which is extremely stupid lmao considering we dont know shit about jack yet), and it's just... huh.
i doubt it's going to take the "the puppets are turned into humans and they join the real world" route (and if it does, then cool! that'd be sick as fuck!), so what would a happy ending look like for them? would they get a little sanctuary to live freely in? is there a secret world of living puppets out there somewhere?
what if its a tragic ending? the puppets either are repurposed for a new show, or stripped of their Awareness, or become inanimate objects - normal puppets? what if they just straight up fade away?
or a bittersweet ending? they renew the show in order to stay alive and together, but they're forced to return to their old lives & routines? or it's ambiguous and we don't actually see what happens after a certain point - where the ending for the audience comes before the puppet's real endgame; it's not for us to see/know, they get an unobserved close to the story.
its simultaneously fascinating and distressing to think about.
#i have an inkling its gonna be that last bittersweet one but WHO KNOWS NOT FUCKIN ME!!!#for all we know theres a secret option none of us will ever consider#and then clown'll pull it outta thin air and we'll all be like OHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!#yknow? yah?#plot twist: wally turns the entire world into puppets#i just!!! i just have thoughts!#thinking about WH ending gives me that specific bittersweet/nostalgia/dread/anticipation emotion combo i still cant name#i have to shake myself by the shoulders and screech You Have Literal Fucking Years Before It Ends. Probably. Shut The Fuck Up And Vibe.#unfortunately my brain is Incapable of shutting up and i have the compulsive need to guess the ending of everything i watch/read/enjoy#welcome home theory#welcome home speculation#honestly thinking about that last option makes me so emotional#bc it is what they deserve. they were constantly Observed and Watched and theyre still being Watched and they deserve peace and freedom#BUT AGAIN WHO KNOWS!!! WE DONT KNOW HOW THIS STORY IS GONNA UNFOLD!#what twists and turns and Developments and Evolutions it'll take#i need to chill. i need to calm down about this project. i need to go camping for a week with not a hint of cell service#i need to be on a train north. please. please-
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i am being so normal about this movie
#how are we doing everyone#bc OHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD. im actually losing my mind#so awesome beautiful emotional everything to me and more!!!!!! and not to mention gay as hell once again....#i laughed i cried i cheered#worth those seven different release dates maybe..#top gun#top gun maverick#movies#cannot stop thinking ab it actually.......
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not even the melatonin whammy is saving me from the pits of this hell !!!!!!!
#having that nap earlier has not helped#well it helped in the moment#it has not helped my inability to fall asleep#ohhhhhhh melatonin whammy kick in . knock me the fuck out#got such a delight of a breeze coming through the window as well#this is the absolute pinnacle of sleeping conditions#i just need to partake in the sleeping component
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