#OH THE POOL WAS NICE
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It's 2.30.am we're just driving home from the party. I drank and ate so much and my neck hurts so bad it's giving me nausea bro i wanna lay in bed soon bad 😭
#AND THERE WAS A GIRL IW AS A LITTLE GAY FIR AND SHE KISSED MY SISTER AND THEN WAS LIKE OH NO I DONT LIKE GIRLS WHEN ASKED BY A GUY#how can my sister whos straight get more girls than me that im like. a dyke. WHAT THE HELL#😭😭😭😭#had so much fun tho#like damn rich peoples bdays are crazy. there were fireworks the hell#(it was my unlces 50th bday)#hes so funny tho he was really funny#they had him 'float' after his speech (two fuys were holding him and made him flh around) and threw him#in the big ass pool#OH THE POOL WAS NICE#me my siblings and friends were having a blast in it oughh#rare rambling
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Ok, but how about?
Mom Might Lives AU (she survived the Yagi family tragedy) where Toshinori still finds his way to Nana and Gran Torino and becomes their protégé. Then when he introduces these dumb hero duo to his mom love ensues.
Young Toshinori: STOP DATING MY MOTHER!
Sorahiko: You know what? I’m gonna start dating her even harder.
Or
Homewrecker Gran Torino AU
The possibilities are limitless.
Toshinori would be so distressed by Gran dating his mother that he would go full throttle in his plan to set his mom and Nana up instead. This is both a success and a failure because it turns out they all have two hands.
#Toshinori: Mom don't you think Shimura-sensei is pretty don't you think it's cool when she lifts a car over her head#Mom Might: oh Toshi do you have a crush on your teacher? that happens sometimes and-#Toshinori: NO I'm her wingman... I'm just trying to figure out if you are into her#Mom Might: Toshi‚ she's a widow. i know you want to make her smile but it's alright for her to take her time if she ever wants to reenter#the dating pool. or if she never does.#Toshinori: you literally are also a... nevermind. point is she still has less baggage than Torino-Sensei -_-#Toshinori: why don't you at least meet her for coffee? you would get along! it would be nice for both of you to have another friend! or more#pocket talks to people#anon
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The minute the whole crew realizes that when Zoro blushes he does so with his whole face and even chest it’s game over. They’re gonna be challenging each other to make Zoro flustered—which they come to find out it’s really not that hard to do. Literally just give him a genuine heartfelt compliment and he’s suddenly turned into a tomato.
#tho Sanji complimenting him is usually met with several threats AND a blush lol#he doesn’t know how to take GENUINE compliments#he can be cocky with compliments/observation of his skills#but the minute someone says his hair looks nice or he looks really good in that outfit#he’s turned into mush#Nami probably starts a betting pool lol#oh and complimenting his dimples so suddenly when he’s smiling? OH HES FUCKING OVERHEATING STOP IT HES SO INSECURE ABOUT HIS DIMPLES#HE THINKS THEYRE KIND OF UGLY SO TO HEAR THEY MAKE HIM LOOK CUTE— fuck he’s gone he’s dead you’ve killed him#one piece#one piece headcanons#roronoa zoro#straw hat pirates
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even gets left behind on the tardis more often than they’d like because it turns out having a coughing fit during a highly dangerous outing because you got sneezed on three planets ago and have been sick with it the past three weeks is not. great.
#baby-esque episode shot exclusively inside the TARDIS consisting of Even trudging around bundled in a blanket. making themself tea. looking#ill and miserable. occasionally interrupted by getting calls from the doctor and/or donna with audible shooting and screaming in the#background and being given instructions to use the TARDIS’s computers for something essential.#the doctor yelling out what levers to press to make the TARDIS go where he needs her and then hanging up immediately leaving Even to go ????#‘doctor could you repeat that? doctor? oh. he’s gone.’ (sadly looks up at the tardis engine) ‘will you go if i ask you nicely?’#(like. genuine tardis/even bonding time of even exploring every little nook and cranny because. there’s nothing else to do. theyre sick#theyre bored theyre not allowed to go on adventures :( )#‘doctor did you know you have a pond in your TARDIS?’ ‘a p- it’s a pool!’ ‘pool.’ ‘that’s not import- wait. even. can you swim?’ ‘no.’#‘then you’re not allowed in the pool room.’#dw oc#if i have bronchitis!!! so do they!!!
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when you meet a Guy and he is 99.9% perfection but the Holy Spirit says no
#i don’t like like guys often (my last crush was high school) so when i do i just 😳 get a lil fluttered#soo when i met this guy the first time i was like o he’s cute and sweet and just easy to talk to and i was like if i allowed myself j could#let myself like him but then i didn’t see him for a while kinda forgot about him one of my friends is close with him so id see him on his i#story a lot this summer and it was like oh ya he’s cute whatever#but last saturday i saw his at this lil party and omgoodness he’s so cute in person#and GUYS!! MUTUALS MY BELOVED 😭🥹🫠🤭😫 HE TAUGHT ME HKW TO PLAY POOL AND HE WAS TOUCHING MY HAND AKSKDKJDKDKFKFJJFJFF#and there was a lot of casual touching and stuff omgoodness and he was buying everyone soda and stuff and he smelt sooo good#and tHEN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT I GAVE HIM MY SNAP#but then i was praying when i got home before bed and was talking to the Holy Spirit and He was like you could have a relationship w/ this#person and everything would be great physically and emotionally but you will suffer spirtiually and then i started thinking about the progr#ss i've made this summer w/ my relationship w/ God and ya it's definitely not worth it i wouldn't trade Jesus for anything or one#soo now i have to kill the streak i have with him on snap bc it's just not wise to be talking back and forth yk? and if God says so i gotta#do it#ig it's hard cause it's nice being liked liking someone who likes you but God knows better than me soooooo pay ya girl listens and has#and i was talking to my friend who knows him better than me and she was like ya he's such a sweet kind funny guy but he doesn't have a rela#ionship w/ God as far as she knows sooo#the strength to withstand 😭#vk overshares in the tags
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Katya at the Trixie Motel 🌊🏩
#I did not send in those questions but I might as well have#I hope Katya had a nice swim#this is their best promo yet she loves a good pool#four new videos of her jumping in has been a personal highlight of this whole thing#clock the oh yeah baby bit lol#thank you Trixie for the Katya content#giving the people what they want!#k
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more of This, now with Even More Lydia (now that I can draw her decently-)
shes not keen on the beach despite her dads insistence the sun would be good for her and cheer her up. luckily for her she found this gross fish washed up on the shore
beej has shades of ursula in this in that hes got weird ocean magic and can allow lydia to turn into a merperson- she doesnt agree for a while due to not trusting weird sea demons with ominous pacts but eventually gets fed up and relents. they have fun tormenting the local seaside town together
beejs main pitch to her in this au is like 'hey yknow what'd REALLY scare your dad. if you went missing at sea with me. cmon bestie' and when lyds stops entertaining this notion because as much fun as shes having, she doesnt really want to do that- he decides well IM going up on land then >:( and thats when he starts conspiring to make a second deal with her to Get Legs (and also maybe revenge on former friends who start ditching him)
something something im sure it’ll all work out in the end. until then, here’s some fish pals
#alloyart#beetlejuice#lydia deetz#mer au#betelgeuse#again disclaimer do not tag as ship#when i was younger and actually went swimming I used to love lurking just above the water like a sea creature#and creepin along the bottom of the ocean or pool. lydia definitely does that#i thought giving her a bunch of bat-like frills would be a fun design choice as a feesh. also lots of spikes in general#hers is a temporary transformation think of it like a H20 kinda thing :V#umm other fun things I thought about#beej can do all sorts of weird fish stuff. hes got pharyngeal jaws and can produce so much hagfish slime#hes basically a sea monster amalgamation of all my favourite strange gross fish#he probably smells really bad if he gets beached. like rotting fish. nasty#anyway aaahhh thank you for the nice notes on my doodles!! im having a lot of fun#I worry sometimes about 'oh no am I spamming the tag/being annoying' but. y'alls kind reception eases my self doubt :p#ok thats my tag ramble. have a lovely day
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what i would look like if i thought abt the pool boy more than my actual prev relationship
#every once in a while its like wow he took care of me when drunk while being drunker himself#included me in teh group bc i hadnt seen any of them in 5 yrs#and then kissed meeeee#(this is all delirious btw)#pov we have matching lip scars. his from when he pushed me in the pool w him and mine from when someone shashed our heads together (this is#the delire btw)#whats the word#deliriousness#delirio#alas#it was so nice like. hes cute social media cringe super science smart but idc it was meant to be just a pool thing#this was a pool party in ecuador btw that noboy knew was a pool party and it was in celebration of them winning the student council electio#we mutually confessed in 2018 on my LASt day of school before moving to canada#oh i was so down bad#whats with this summer and reminiscing my true loves (boys i liked when i was 12)#oh my#it was sooooo#like i dont even yearn anything from that just friend dynamics like in ecuador#aw man#anyways the grind must continue
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Honestly kind of glad over the immense feeling of despair that comes with trying to find LoP merch? Because it truly just means... Neowiz had a passion for their game, having focused all energies on creating it rather than trying to market something to people.
It shows their love and dedication to their game rather than wanting to make a profit from merch (I'm looking at you, indie horror scene).
They believed in their creation, and as a result, we all want the merch that'll inevitably be made in the future for us. That's the difference between making something out of love, and making something out of profit.
#Don't mind me just suddenly-- feeling c: I adore this game c: Like I know there's been more EXCLUSIVE merch made#but they're so far and in between that... you can tell they didn't really focus on like. Profiting off of cheap merch?#Plushies? Fan made. Keychains? Fan made. Pins? Fan made. Any official merch has been so rare.#You can tell they just wanted to make their GAME and then went “yeah a few people might like this stuff haha”#before the FLOOD of love came their way and they went “Oh shit they love it actually”#Just really nice to see how ghastly vacant the merch pool is right now LOL reminding myself of how much CARE went into the game#as opposed to wanting to profit from selling merch due to it. Just really nice honestly.#Normally you got games pre-lined with a shit ton of merch because “Well OBVIOUSLY we can sell this” or#“We're gonna make this SO MARKETABLE” but no. It was just. “We're gonna make a great game.” Period.#Now just gotta wait for the merch to actually drop because IT'S A GREAT GAME AND I WANT MERCH FROM IT LOL
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I have become so frustrated w the job search process for an education position that I've finally broken and just started applying for food service jobs again 😭
#infinitely fucking easier#would rlly love to work in conservation education but the job search has been so infuriating and degrading#that I've become completely disillusioned with the idea#like okay actually maybe it would be nice to just work at a bakey making fat tips for awhile#instead of continuing on this horrible journey of cover letters and essay questions and convincing managers that I'm fucking great at my job#for the sliver of a chance of an interview#in a job pool where everybody with a bachelors degree looks better than me despite my experience#maybe I just need to sell doughnuts or something for awhile#oh my god and get free food all the time too#I forgot about that#and then I can just volunteer at some nature reserve to build my resume ig 😭#filled w rage all the time btw#ghost posts#text
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leo can be soo nice. I think some people are out of the loop with reputations so sometimes when he has a night out ppl play a good game of pool with him and dont even realize. That Its The Top Guy In The City
#leo vc Been real nice playin with ya COMMA champ! mee'me here next sataday!#Oh yeah he calls ppl champ.#my ocs#group a people r mean to me at soneplace the next day but leos there and hes quick to stand up for me:)#leo vc bet this guy can play a finer game a' pool than any a you!#his insults dont (usually.)make people feel that bad or like Theyre not usually too harsh#but theyre guaranteed to make a fool outta somebuddy.#Like your ass cant play pool. Idiot.
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today I’m obsessing over Outdoor Pool by Maisie Peters
#it’s not even my favourite song from ysuft#but today I couldn’t stop thinking abt it in the shower#first of all the switch from ‘you ask me if I wanna come out it’s a Wednesday night I just took off my makeup hope my dad don’t wake up’ to#‘tell me where I went wrong I’m crying and it’s ruining my makeup hope my dad don’t wake up’ makes me go insane that’s so offensive#ALSO ‘is she gonna be your girlfriend guess I misunderstood it’s the worst day of my life but it’s all good’#I was fifteen NOW IM FIFTEEN AND A FOOL!!!!#the way you can picture everything in the song WHERES THE MUSIC VIDEO MAISIE?!?!??#the vibes are just so good every lyrics sets the scene so nicely#i can see them in the outdoor pool!!! except she’s not swimming and he’s not in love!!!#also didn’t she say once that she had written like parts of this but couldn’t finish it bc she couldn’t like make it make sense and then#folklore came out and she was like ‘OH I can make it make sense if I don’t write it from MY pov but rather from a 15 yeard old’s’#so true tu Taylor folklore is the gift that keeps on giving#Maisie Peters#outdoor pool
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#so I have officially been to a club/bar now#tag talk#it was a country bar which was actually cool cause they played like. actual old country none of the post-9/11 shit#except everything else about it was ugh awful. music too loud drinks FUCKING EXPENSIVE holy shit stay home and drink instead pleaseeee#it was a work thing but none of my coworkers I'm friends with actually knew what they were doing so while I wasn't actual awkward they were#and the thing about social interaction is that if no one knows what they're doing it's not very fun#I grabbed someone and started a pool game because the table was open and both of us were absolute garbage at the game#but I was laughing about it and they were like... apologetic about being bad?? d#I did have the classic experience though where your friends disappear and you end up alone because you don't know where they went#all in all an interesting experience but not one I'm eager to repeat.#I did get invited to someone's Christmas Eve Party though which is cool and they gave me their number to make sure I have the info#so probably worth going just for that I think. got their phone number so we can communicate so that's like. successful social connection.#we're already friendly at work but easier to talk to someone when you're both not busy on the opposite side of the store with customers#anyway. who tf out going to clubs. awful environment.#I was like.. twenty percent of the way to being comfortable going out and dancing but hard to just swallow your hesitation#and a) alcohol as liquid courage is hmm not ideal and b) it was expensive anyway#oh well. it'll take more time to come out of my shell and I'd literally never been to a bar/club before in my life.#so I'll have some patience with myself and not be annoyed with how I could have done better or been more confident.#literally totally new environment. also... country music was nice but not a group of people I could really be comfortable around yaknow?#Lotta old white straight couples dancing the country two-step so I didn't really feel like I fit in.#anyway. interesting experience. neat to have. if I ever have a reason to go to a bar again I'll know more about what to expect#also... no one carded me. no one asked for ID? aren't they supposed to#oh wait. comment about the yodeling cause it was actual old country but they didn't do the voice register changes for it#I was like WAIT ARE THEY GONNA YODEL FOR REAL??? but then he didn't he just jumped intervals without shifting voice.#was a little disappointing but maybe a lot to expect from a random stage show at a bar.#wait wait I'm also proud of myself because the bartender asked open or closed and my mind scrambled for half a second to figure it out#but then I realized it meant open tab or closed tab like ordering more drinks and then paying at the end and so obviously closed#cause I ain't buying more than the one drink holy fuck it was so expensive also they mix them way stronger than I like#I like my drink weak ass and pathetic. alcohol is like spice I like a little to taste but not a lot. complimentary not overpowering#I drank it and then remembered I never ate lunch so I was like fuck and immediately went and ate something (work party so free food)
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tbt the deh days baking motif interviews like it's time for will roland cooking v'logs while someone is there to pepper in q&a moments & conversation (&/or extended tangents) starters
#or difficult to say how general/extensive his cooking knowledge is but like 4 pts of evidence abt his Meat Heat technique nowadays#and joel crump's bwaytime interview where he builds a little dish spontaneously....tell us more#(he'd slice quarter inch strips of spam & saute them; have on a nicely crusted bread; add a sweet jam; maybe pickled/fermented onions)#maybe there's been an occasion between 2017/18 & now to learn/practice/hone a skill at home....maybe#tragically one Montage where he's sharing his bacon recipe instead cuts the clips around michael park's bacon recipe lmao#like ok noted 350F in an oven for 25min but will introduced the topic & is talking abt fresh cuts & presumed stoveTop cooking. please lol#summer stock grillmaster....& i think another occasion he mentioned his Skills here#also shoutout to that deh Movie baking virtual interview where nik dodani left in the middle to buy some butter#will roland#whatever will talks abt: a banger occasion. cherished deh nhie video where so little is about deh lmao#bits in either deh baking video like little abt deh b/c there was so little they could tell + Character Questions just generally so rare#the [having a bit of room & start sharing hc's for details of jellicle cats' sexuality] gift that we need more of fr keeps on giving#the classic cats tangents of anytime prior. appreciating the summer stock dancing going off like ah#just like will saying he was just fuming about Tepid Applause in the Big Theater for cats elaborate costumed mega dance break. word#talk about dry technical whatever like hell yes engaging & i love information. pool chlorination. what of the lighting knowhow#& the realest point here is oh boy keep scattering scraps of culinary knowledge in whatever random little moments; epic. jot that down#edit that i was like ''did i say sautee; that seems unnecessary. he probably said seared'' & indeed he said sear it on both sides#sounds great i'd want this spam bread jam pickled fermented onions situation. & the bacon of the unheard recipe
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The first person I like to bully in the Dracula extended universe is Dr. John Seward, but the second person I like to bully is 1958 Jonathan Harker. Not ONLY does Dracula kill him when he is canonically a vampire hunter but also the idiot literally falls for this damsel in distress BS. Like just look at this.
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I cannot emphasize to you enough how much this Jonathan Harker is well aware that vampires are real and stepped into Castle Dracula knowing they were real. Lame loser idiot like idk what he thought was going to happen
#dracula daily#dracula#i will admit book jonathan would definitely be like oh shit!#I'm totally trapped here too yes let's pool our resources and try to escape together#but he'd probably live bc in the same conversation he'd be like yes!!! we have to escape!!! i have an incredible fiance to get home to#I just became a lawyer I have my whole life ahead of me with Mina. my fiance. <3.#I'm so happy I met you I was so alone and I haven't gotten to talk to Mina in so long.#please tell all about yourself I'm so excited to have a new friend#and by the time they got to the hug the Vampire lady is like.🥺🥺#shit I can't kill this guy he's too nice#Youtube
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