commission for @fernsnailz <3
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Odysseus: Why are my eyes so heavy
Also Odysseus, four seconds earlier: For nine days, I've stayed wide awake
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[photos courtesy of @hobiesdump]
Iight ight ight - I will admit..
He DO look a little buff here. Like not buff buff but he's giving something. Like he's not Miles skinny.
He got nice shoulders. I ain't never in my life compliment someone SHOULDERS bruh I'm so down bad
But let's be real Hobie looks TOP HEAVY AS FUCK. Like he looks like his play punches leave bruises but his knees so weak they sound like cracking walnuts
I know it may not look it but sometimes it REALLY DOES cause like UMMMM
Like HERE!! Is he or is he not giving something. Like he ain't BUFF BUFF but he ain't no lightweight
Am I lying to myself
I really don't know anymore. Is he slim buff? Or is he just slim slim? I need to know what the body dynamic is what's going on here cause like
I need to know
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Okay so basically:
1. That's not Ithaca, dude
2. POV the suitors after a rando beggar strings a bow
3. "All I gotta do is open this bag!" *rocket ignition starts*
4. Literally the entire Odyssey in one headline.
5. They're the same thing.
Bro really reached anywhere but Ithaca. Also looks like he's not gonna make it home this time 😭
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