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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 1 month

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[photos courtesy of @hobiesdump]

Iight ight ight - I will admit..

He DO look a little buff here. Like not buff buff but he's giving something. Like he's not Miles skinny.

He got nice shoulders. I ain't never in my life compliment someone SHOULDERS bruh I'm so down bad

But let's be real Hobie looks TOP HEAVY AS FUCK. Like he looks like his play punches leave bruises but his knees so weak they sound like cracking walnuts

I know it may not look it but sometimes it REALLY DOES cause like UMMMM

Like HERE!! Is he or is he not giving something. Like he ain't BUFF BUFF but he ain't no lightweight

Am I lying to myself

I really don't know anymore. Is he slim buff? Or is he just slim slim? I need to know what the body dynamic is what's going on here cause like

I need to know

#what's the body ody ody?#when your girl thicker than a bowl of oatmeal but you built like a slim Jim #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

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