I've come to the conclusion that being assigned the fandom-mandated "sunshine character" is the worst possible fate a character could face

"We need more clomplex female characters!!!"

Yall mfs couldn't even handle her 💀

Hakuba seems to notice something about what KID and Conan are doing, but can he really tell the nature of what is going on there?

Also side note but honestly if Hakuba is gonna put his hand on Conan's mouth to try to shut him up like that, then he should expect to fucking get bit. It's what I'd do for that level of disrespect.

actually, what does "growing up" mean, anyway? losing my whimsy and wonder of the world? being afraid of what other people think of the things i do and enjoy? conforming and choking under the very societal norms i despise? why would anyone want to do that? for other people's comfort?

what a shabby reason to give up my heart on my sleeve! i will continue to be happy and do what i want, actually

not putting the reblog banner on this one bc it would feel disrespectful. anyway big fucking mood, felt in my soul. trying SO HARD not to think abt the drama rn.

Puppyjoy

I hate that I am not a dog I can't wag my tail for mine is gone I want to feel that much closer to god When you growl and bark, I can't play along I'm stuck as a boring polliwog And my vocal chords can't support my own song I don't live in a kennel I live in a bog And the novelty of watching won't last long I can't do tricks I just sit on logs And eat the crickets from the red plastic tongs Minimal body language, no dialogue Among my own peers I just don't belong Everything is made for you, sweet puppy The treats and tricks and pets and heart What can I do except just act the part Bend myself to be something like you Though I know in my gut that it's just not true It's demeaning, but I get what I want And everyday I feel myself getting near To understanding the fur, the ears And maybe I can be something like a chimaera A dog with a sticky long tongue and webbed paws Who's obedient, autarkic, perfect, no flaws The spring peeper and the borzoi Something about that speaks to me A mix of the servile, intelligent dog And the confident and quiet life of the frog Consider this a coming-out piece, a new jigsaw to my identity It will never quite be complete For now, a chimaera is something I want to be

[context in tags if u care about me personally]

When I was younger, my father would let doors hit me in the face. He just decided it would teach me to stop doors myself before they hit me, I guess. One of his “lessons” for me to “become self-reliant”. 

It took more than a couple of doors in the face for me to “learn”. 

My point is that whenever someone stops a door from hitting me, I’m already prepared to do it myself. I don’t know if I’ll ever really get used to people doing things for me that I’ve had to do on my own. 

I think about Billy having people around him who want to do things for him, and I remember how defensive I get sometimes, like “Where was this help when I really needed it?” or “I can do it myself.” Speaking from experience, I may not always act particularly grateful, but it means a lot to me, when someone’s there to stop those dumbass doors from whacking me in the face. 

Even if someone may look like they can handle something, they’re probably just barely holding it together. Every little act of kindness is worth a pot of gold to those who don’t receive enough (or any) of the treatment they deserve. 

Trust me, it does make a difference. Without those acts, I’d be in a very different place. I’d even go as far as to say I wouldn’t be here at all. 

Raven and Astarion are basically just "Charlatan to Charlatan communication" without either realizing it because neither of them are very open about their pasts at first and in the scenario where Astarion enacts his simple plan on Raven he has no idea he is breaking Rule 0: Don't try to con another conman (or conwoman in this case).

Raven knows exactly what he's doing but she just doesn't tell him she knows until later because the game is fun.

Both of them thought this would stay a game but then they both catch feelings lmao. Absolute losers (affectionate).

Cookie your tags are so good ssjkfdkfhskdjh

Thanks I grew them myself in my garden

people who are batshit insane bipolar narcissists who happen to take an unfortunate interest in religion: yeah like I get told off by my entire family because I won't stfu about how they're all going to hell. I can't believe them. or when I tell my friend the same thing and they insult me or call me too religious like I am literally stating facts?? not my fault it's god's 🙄 can't believe they're following religion wrongly and not like My Holy Interpretation and way of practice

ok i know that elder scrolls lore is kinda really not great at times but the Redguards (aka The Only People Of Colour) literally being the only human race in the elder scrolls to not share any common ancestors with the other human races (aka, All Of The White People) feels really fucking racist.

'Kris being an outcast who likes freaking people out means they must be a Bad Person™️ and thus taking their free will and piloting them like a puppet is actually Good™️ morally speaking'

How about I eat your skin how bout that

Charlie Spring is the character you don't want to relate to but sadly do because life is full of fuckery