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somerandomdudelmao · 6 months

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I’m going mad. I drew an update. I had it in my arms I looked at it and it was right here in my project file on my tablet and now it’s gone…

I saved it but my fucking tablet went “you know what, I forgor💀” I swear to god this is the last time I’m drawing anything on this glowing cutting board

#give me my pages back you stupid bitch #I will be so happy to replace you #anyway #can’t wait to draw on my new tablet #the old one is messing with my nerves #and #which is more important #with my updates #grrrrrrrr

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genshin-impact-updates · 1 year

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"Taking a turn for the better."

Hello, Travelers~ Today, we will be introducing a new character, Baizhu!

He is the owner of Bubu Pharmacy, who is rarely seen without the white snake named Changsheng. His medicinal knowledge is encyclopedic, and his personal intrigues subtle.

[The GIFs demonstrating Baizhu's Talents were too large to post to Tumblr. Check the original article here to see them.]

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #official #genshin impact news #baizhu #he's so pretty and also way less of a bitch than i imagined #also XANTHE HUYNH she was in fire emblem #was she. marianne or rhea or both idr but they're both my faves #at this point i think i should just learn to compress gifs myself lmao

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sluttylittleslashers · 10 months

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For all those who've ever been tempted to imagine their favorite characters in different scenarios, such as as professors, apprentices, or even cheating on your/there partners with them, I got you covered!

#update i coded them #i Don't anyone bitching at me saying “they would never do that!!” IT'S FICTION!!#don't bitch at me for not coding idk how and probably never will #character ai bot #character ai #albert wesker x reader #leon kennedy x reader #kylo ren x reader #professor x reader #don't not ask why i choose a gif of Adam driver taking his shirt off i just like that gif #update i private some but made them into new bots like the javi pena one

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yallemagne · 1 year

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I can't wait for Jonathan's Pain Months. Because I just remembered. The night before the Weird Sisters almost made him one of them. He was writing while thinking of being like a lady who once had sat right there writing. While musing about the recurring of time, the meeting of past and present. Turns out there was a lady, or rather more than one. And he's the new one to join the past ones. It was foreshadowing. It's crazy.

Jonathan, dreamily: "Oh, to be a lady... writing love letters to a faraway beloved..."

Weird Sisters: "HEY GIRLY WANNA BECOME PART OF THE FAMILY??"

Jonathan: "YOU JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!"

Weird Sisters: "If you join you can materialize from moonbeams, too <333"

Okay okay, I gotta say something serious about this.

So, you know how Dracula said those Things about old houses? How they have histories? Souls, even? Jonathan's my theatre bitch, so he picks up on this. He sneaks into this room and says "ah yes, I feel a feminine energy from this room, very comforting but wistful, yearnful, even". AND MY BABY GIRL WAS RIGHT?!

But while he has the romantic fantasy of being a lady worriedly waiting for her love to come back from battle, it is outshined by his desire to return to his real life back with Mina. He could have been one of them, but unlike the woman in his fantasy, unlike the women who accosted him, he does not toil away waiting to be found, he escapes, breaking the chain. I don't doubt that the latter two Sisters may have been lured in by the same peaceful energy that compelled Jonathan to stay in that room. But Jonathan had someone to run to, and they did not.

Great, now I got a lotta feelings about damsel Jonathan right now.

#you're coming at me with spoilers!!#just in case there are new bitches in these waters #dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #brides of dracula #update #people ask me things #may 16

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 2 months

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I know you plan you edit the live stream but I'm curious cause I think there may still be more we haven't seen will you do another stream to double check this?

honestly, No! currently i doubt that there Is more we haven't seen, seeing how Robust this update was & how there was emphasis on "everything has been cleaned out and the site is fresh!"

i'm not sure how much sense it would make to have that pointed out multiple times in-universe, only to turn around and find out that that's not true!

#so while the update was low on 'secrets' keep in mind How Much There Was!#and How Long / How Much Effort it must have taken to produce such quality works of art!#not only that but they Did have to move the site to a new domain which must have been a bitch and a half to do!#rambles from the bog

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haveyouplayedthisgame · 6 months

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No Man's Sky

#this is the other one i was waiting for YIPPEEEEE #this game has had a few diff versions of box art and i dont think this is the current one anymore?#or at least not the new cover art on xbox and steam(?) and such since that changed with the last update #(i assume it changed on steam idk i play on xbox)#but like. perhaps i'll get shot 47 times for this but the original box art is i think my favorite iteration of this game's art #like. the current ones are great. but the original one could make me cry #like the new ones are a way better representation of the current game which i think is important #considering how different it is from launch. it gives off more 'woaahh cool space adventure!!! look at all this neat stuff!!!!'#the original is like 'i am the beauty and fragility of the universe. the serenity and danger and loneliness of the unfamiliar. bask in it'#'bask in it. bitch'#i think its the pink grass teal sky color combo tbh

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vamp-a-day · 5 months

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day 41

todays drawing brought to you by god fucking damn it DEVSIS PLEASE

i'm turning this blog into a "drawing sparkling every day until he gets a buff" blog (not really)

#cookie run #sparkling cookie #vampire cookie daily #obviously not vampire cookie but it's my blog i do what i want #sorry i have this dumb fucking need to put this bitch in an outfit every update bc i just want him to be meta once #THEY GAVE PIZZA A COSTUME BUT NOT THE FUCKING NEW YEARS COOKIE???#he's literally just a guy you can do anything with him #banished to marketing and nothing else

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fatyaoi · 7 months

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can you guys watch them while i go smoke. does this tell anybody whats wrong w me or what

#who wants to play toys. mutuals especially pspsps #also hi do we like the new icon (gotta update my fursona and all art of him on my page wicked wicked bad. its so old...)#you can send reqs for any of these bitches bar a.sh btw. smiles

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fish-ofishial123 · 18 days

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that dumbass's parents must have found a good relator because now he's moving at the end of the month 🤡

#he showed me pictures of his new house #it's a fucking MANSION #him and his rich ass 🙄🔪🔪#and he is SUCH a bitch for barely giving me updates #cranberry <3 #fishy_talks

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pizzaclone-brainrot · 2 months

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Shit I haven’t posted since Halloween uh uh uh RANDOM BULLSHIT GO

Fucking. Wall of text in the tags if you dare go in there

#•misc. art #pizza tower #/it has been months since I updated. you Will be reminded of this blog #/this isn’t even half of the total clone count #/they all look kinda weird and off model but that’s the point. they’re imperfect clones. they’re meant to look a little wrong #/if the pink one with the knife looks slightly familiar you may be right #/in order we have!:#•red war clone v.2 #•golden war clone #•pink bones v.2 #•Nintendo bitch the Big Fucking Gmenace #•the old favourite weird clone #•black/red war clone #•the progenitor #•the new favourite war clone #•orange war clone #•yellow weird clone #•small fucker v.2 #/also the miscellaneous dough babies #/clone titles subject to change #/however even when they get official names they will still have the titles #/i mean both clones in the third pic have names now (Armani and Fiammetta) but they’re keeping those titles #/there’s so many tags my device refuses to show the bottom ones #/I can’t even change the order of the invisible ones

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genshin-impact-updates · 2 years

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Happy Birthday, Venti!

Yahoo~ Look up, I'm here!

It's been a long time, my warrior, ready to tell me your new story? Haha, you want to know if it's for my verses?

Oh, don't make that face. I just want to hear about your adventures, isn't that reason enough?

I want to know more about what you saw on your travels or the lives of others. The most important thing for me is to hear you talk about your own experiences and what you think about them.

Come on, come sit next to me. This bottle of aged cider will be enough for us to chat from first dawn of morning light until the stars cover the sky.

Thanks to U助 for the art!

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #official #genshin impact news #official art #birthday art #venti #venti genshin impact #as always extended caption coming in like 10 minutes because hoyolab is a bitch

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b4kuch1n · 4 months

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1/ this bout of comms almost done and 2. spawndate in 3 days so I have! been fixin up some stuff for the itch store. that'll go live on the 29th! right now there Is a pack of the lineart stuff I did last year for folks who found that agreeable, still free to grab! for practicing coloring, or if you wanna mess around with colors when ur not feelin like doing lineart, or if you wanna try to figure out colors in a drastically different style than what you usually go for. or if u just wanna look at it that's cool too. small announcement that is all see u in a few

#bakuspeech #update on the situation: is mostly contained. it'll take a fair bit to make up for how much it's kicked us in the nuts #but it's doable. just Very annoying and tedious and sudden and overall it just sucks #esp. like right up close to my birthday lmao. like if it happened earlier this year I'd be like alright. sucks shit but par for the course #this year has already been so fucked up. this might as well happen #but since it's happened in december it really brings on the feeling of like. fr bitch?#right in front of my cake? me the birthday boy? the specialest fucking boy?#but well. theres a Thing around here that's ur birthday usually being the unluckiest day #but also we're the kind of folks who track death dates rather than birthdays. like up until very recently #all four of my grandparents have unspecified birthdays. their birth years aren't even correct. on paper they're like #a few years older than they actually are #and my granddad on my dads side was even from a family of some means so it wasnt even a class thing #man. last year Something was happening around this time too. idr what but it also sucked #mmm. well. what is really just is. and I've already taken a hammer to it anyhows #I'll do the same for the birthday thing. it Will be fucking good. I take a hammer to it #I'm very glad I still get some commissions even tho it was practically right up to noel #you guys are very generous. I don't say it as often as I should I think but I'm very very thankful for the support #glad to hang out around here still. glad to have the folks I have here. thank u for chillin with me #please look forward to the itch store update. got a new thing along with the old things ported over. stay tuned

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cassynite · 3 months

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i cannot believe that stupid potato worked

#the work update is still shitty but the therapist i thought was going to quit on the spot didn't...#we're gonna try and put in a plan for her to help with this change to being in person #and also! im going to be able to wfh on fridays still! bc it's only one therapist and he never has in persons on those days #cassy bitches #anyway all this to say: good news golden potato came through for me. ur a real one. the only good clickbait post

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amandayetagain · 26 days

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people talking about a content drought like the kotlc hockey au isn’t updating weekly smh /hj

more in tags

#Kotlc hockey au #What drought I am swimming bitches #You don’t! Need! To know! Hockey!#Also the brackets like sexy woman/man have a ton of new art #I’m sure there are other fics being written and updated #Like it isn’t that there’s a content drought it’s that people don’t reblog fics!!#I got 0 notes on the post linking chapter 2 of a fic in February #Guess why it hasn’t updated

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n7punk · 6 months

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having a normal day

#literally nothing has gone right this week #work has been insane. i got called in on my day off. i usually work afternoons and yet i've had to get up at 8am four days this week #tumblr is tumblring. tech is being a bitch. it's pouring rain. need i go on #whatever im getting into a new hobby so hopefully ill have the supplies for that by the weekend and it will be fun #mylife #oh i really wanna update. but see above tags for why that's taking awhile lol

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aggravateddurian · 4 months

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Boy golly, I've just come back to tumblr and...

It's WIP Wednesday Whenever, my dudes (gender neutral, of course)!

Thank you to the following who tagged me: @wanderingaldecaldo, @chevvy-yates, @olath124 and last but not least, @ouroboros-hideout.

Judy and Val have arrived to serve cunt. Night City, you have been warned...

Where Has Durian Been?

Firstly, I've been on a bit of a tumblr hiatus. There's something screwy with my feed that means I'm not seeing everyone's new stuff (some people yes, but for others it's weeks, even months old). I stopped posting for a bit in the hopes it was something on my end. Alas, it appears not to be so.

I have elected to therefore charge ahead and just post anyway.

Yet Another Valerie Ocampo-Gonzalez Lore Rewrite/Character Respec

I've recently become very interested in netrunners, and in a move that I feel fits Val's established backstory well, she's becoming one.

Vik is surprised to find that not only has Val had two girlfriends in one year (she has relationship dramas that are often not her fault) but they have the same haircut! Clearly she has a type...

As some may be aware, I recently began writing The President's Lady, a Myers x Vega 'V' Hawse AU fic. I made some changes to Val's speciality and abilities.

Val has moved from being a Solo with a strong techie background to a netrunner. In a lore post coming up soon, Val goes on the net by the handle 's33lynx' (a play on the word 'lynx' and 'c-link', the latter being the official name for the interface plug on the back of netrunners' heads, and the former her favourite type of cat). She loses the Apogee Sandevistan for Class III netrunning hardware.

Otherwise, there's no major change in her character.

(also, if you know how to do tattoos for the VTK texture system and would be interested in a commission or request, hit me up, I have cool ideas for Val's tattoos that I've drawn sketches of, but no real idea of how to make them appear on Val's body because I ain't really a visual artist. I know my strengths, I'm a writer, not a visual artist haha)

Val's Pussy... cat, I mean cat!!!

xBaebsae released a Nibbles replacer mod about a year ago. I mentioned Val is a cat person and owned a ginger cat.

This is Pumpkin, Val's cat. In both appearances of Val (Brother's Shadow and Chorus) she's Val's cat, and both times, she's a gift from Melanie Foster. In Brother's Shadow, Melanie, of course, ghosts Val for unspecified reasons, so Val keeps Pumpkin. Pumpkin (or more appropriately, calabaza) is Judy's pet name for Val, so there's also that, I guess.

Writing Projects Continue

I am continuing to write Chapter 4 of Brother's Shadow. It's gone through the wringer as my perfectionism has once again claimed another victim. Rest assured that if you're interested in that story, it will come out before Christmas.

Chapter 3 of The President's Lady is also coming out by the end of tomorrow. Those who have me on Discord have already seen a preview, but if you're not one of those people, have a look:

Myers grinned as she placed her chin on V’s shoulder, “I can relate to that loneliness. It’s easier to talk about with someone who’s experienced it.” V nodded, “Yeah.” Myers’ hands began to explore beyond Vega’s arms, towards her hips, “If I’m out of line…” Vega felt… odd. The President… Rosalind was her boss… but at the same time, Rosalind was the only other person who really knew how Vega felt. She didn’t really want her to stop exploring. All Vega could do was smile, and follow Myers’ hands, “Glad to see we’re on the same wavelength.” The door creaked. Vega’s smile faded as Myers’ hands quickly retreated from Vega’s body. Reed stomped into the room. Myers clasped her hands as she turned to face him, “Solomon.” Reed eyed the pair of ladies. He seemed somewhat suspicious as he held up a sealed shard container, “The report, Madame President."

There are now two new projects in the pipeline. The first is The Alpha Bitch of Dogtown, a story about my femV character Vega becoming the leader of BARGHEST and Dogtown after allying with Colonel Hansen in an alternate ending to Phantom Liberty.

After being dumped by Judy (it's Vega's canon event for Judy to leave/move on from her due to various reasons), she falls in love with Bennett, who she then dumps and exiles from Dogtown after he is revealed to betray her, and she falls in love with another BARGHEST soldier who she has grown close to.

It forms part of Chorus Timelines, an AU where basically any time something begins to rot my brain, a new timeline is created where said brainrot occurs. Vega goes through a lot, I feel sorry for her.

The second is an as-yet untitled Rogue x V fic, based on an idea I developed spontaneously on Discord. I thank @merlgeim and @awwwokay for planting the seed of brainrot in my mind. Basically, Rogue falls for V(ega) after Johnny and Rogue go on their movie date, and Johnny is beside himself over it all. Queue funny interactions with Johnny about how V stole his girl.

Virtual Photography

My VP is in a moment where I come up with cool ideas, I snap them, and they either become photo stories or illustrations for future chapters of my fics. I have a few non-specific ideas that will get put through, including another Val x Judy photo story set in 2077.

I've kinda based it around one idea, and that's putting V (Val's half-brother) to rest in the columbarium after he is presumably killed at the Crystal Palace. It's the last act she does before she and Judy leave Night City with the Aldecaldos, and a capstone to the tumultuous relationship she and V have had, with Vince's final epitaph.

"See ya, V. Save a seat for me next to mom at the big bar in the sky."

What I intend to be the last words of Valerie to V in Brother's Shadow. How we get there? We'll have to find out as I develop Brother's Shadow.

Other Random Stuff

I've decided that at some point, Val and Songbird can meet and be very normal about how similar their hair is.

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That's about it. I would like to tag: @merlgeim, @awwwokay, @ratsstick and @byberbunk2069.

Thank you to everyone who follows and supports my horrific brainrot content, and enables my continued spiral into fanfic shenanigans. Please continue to tag me, comment and/or dm me.

Cheers.

#wip wednesday #wip whenever #finally got around to it #thanks for bearing with me #blog update #cp2077 au: brother's shadow #chorus timelines #cp2077 au: the president's lady #cp2077 au: the alpha bitch of dogtown #new brainrot just dropped #oc lore drop

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