"If ufos existed we'd have crystal clear pictures of them, everyone has a smartphone with a quality camera literally in their pocket"
Have you considered that maybe ufos only show themselves to people who leak magic the gathering cards???
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Magic the Gathering tip: if anyone ever plays a card that you like take a picture of it so you remember what it is later. yeah that’s right i post real tips sometimes too. because im so helpful. follow for more helpful mtg tips.
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i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature
as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration
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Sanguine Bond
"Blood is constant. Every drop I drink, someone must bleed." —Vradeen, vampire nocturnus
Artist: Jaime Jones
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Brb going to wotc to get this card printed and included in every pre-con
Let's just say I had a bad experience at mtg today.
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Magic the Gathering tip: you should play magic the gathering or somethin i don’t fuckin know.
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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
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Swamp
Artist: Daria Khlebnikova
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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.
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