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#McDanno incorrect quotes
40sjoyner · 7 months
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Kono: You do realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with Danny?
Steve: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it?
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teruel-a-witch · 3 months
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mcdanno + text post meme + freak4freak ad infinitum (it's okay guys, your issues complement each other)
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ellena-asg · 7 months
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incorrect-mcdanno · 6 months
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Danny: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?! Steve: [nudges one with his toe] Honestly, not much.
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mrcreative8899 · 1 year
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Kira: Hey, Xenk, what’s up?
Xenk: Food prices.
Kira: No, I mean what are you doing?
Xenk: Your dad.
Kira: I want to move out.
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Steve, trying to prove his smooth dog nickname isn’t ironic and he can totally flirt; hey babe, what are you wearing?
Danny without missing a beat; nothing but my wedding ring on my finger and your name on my tongue.
Steve: 😳😳😳🤯🤯
Steve: You're not being fair, Daniel!
Steve: ...I'll be home soon. Stay naked and thinking of me.
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ncisrhapsody · 1 year
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Steve McGarrett (externally): Book ‘em, Danno 😎
Steve McGarrett (internally): Book me, Danno 😍
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sepiawizarddetective · 6 months
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Danny: Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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mcdannowave · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes - We all know that he knows, Danny. He just loves to bicker with you.
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40sjoyner · 7 months
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Steve, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Danny, softly: You and me.
Steve, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...
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teruel-a-witch · 6 months
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If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.
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ellena-asg · 8 months
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bonus: Chin's reaction (aka Become a cop, they said. It's a serious job with serious people, they said)
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incorrect-mcdanno · 6 months
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Well, you know I love my team. It's just sometimes I want to get in a car and run them all over.
Danny Williams, probably.
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mrcreative8899 · 1 year
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Edgin: My husband just said he doesn’t love me anymore!
Xenk: I didn’t! I just asked if you could play your lute a little quieter.
Edgin: It’s the same thing, Xenk!
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Danny, trying to hand someone his card: I’m detective Williams, but you may call me-
Steve materializing out of no where to snatch up the card: never. You may call him never. He’s not available. Call 9-1-1 or the 5-0 team office phone but you need specific clearance to have Danny’s number. As in, be me, related to him, faithfully married, or completely not interested but clearly you are
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commandersmoothdog · 9 months
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Danny: If I threw a stick...would you chase after it?
Steve, without breaking eye contact with his Danno: Woof!
Danny, smirking proudly: Good boy
Half of the people around them as they flirt:
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The other half:
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