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makeitquietly · 1 year

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Married to Order (1920)

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meirimerens · 6 months

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[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.

Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #herb brides #my beautiful girls. Tendril and Thorn.#if a ginger child can be called Catnip/Oregano so can they but better #some of yous might know them already but. here now... <3 #Shörmös pink flowers Yyrghene florets & facepaint as ordered #they're... as married as Herb Brides can be to a woman other than the Earth. Herb Wives if you will #the incidence of lesbian and bi women in the herb brides rank is multiple times the national average #why are you as a woman married to the earth (a woman)🤨#it's very simple. mind your business & don't question them ever.#my ocs #technically they are... i guess every herb bride i've ever drawn counts as an OC but #these two got names...#oc:shörmös #oc:yyrghene #yaaayy #my art

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psychicnachointernet · 6 months

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can someone take care of my gf. I could even pay you for that

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winepresswrath · 2 months

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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

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asmodeauxx · 24 days

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Don't get cooked, stay Off The Hook!

bonus doodle;

you cant tell me theyre not canon marina literally has pearl as her desktop background???

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 side order #side order #off the hook #marina ida #pearl houzuki #pearlina #pearl x marina #lesbian #//tw slight nudity #they are sooo married #splatoon has me in a chokehold atm #splatoon fanart

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clown-owo · 2 months

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ok so sorry but this has been haunting me ever since i finished the tutorial. mild side order spoilers under the cut!

and i have to talk about it. Marina's wallpaper. This one

look at the outfit. we've never seen this outfit for pearl before. at first glance the colors look like the final fest outfit, which matches up with the first dev log being about the final fest, but nothing else matches.

pearl's tank top is baggy, she has a chain, she doesn't have makeup or gloves, and the crown is COMPLETELY different.

so my next thought, of course, was "maybe this is an OLD picture of Pearl, Marina seems like the type to keep an old photo as her wallpaper" so i went back to the art of ＃$@%* Dudes Be ＃$@%* Sleepin,

which is a lot closer! no gloves, a chain, and a black tank top. But, this pearl also has piercings and also, again. the crown is different.

Every other pearl costume matches even less. She's usually in white.

so, i decided to look closer at the actual image. see what i could deduce.

interestingly. she's wearing rings.

one on her right hand ring finger. however, its her right hand and there's another ring on her pinky. but still interesting to note. especially as its not symmetrical (we can see her pinky on the other hand) and not something pearl typically wears, even in her youth. (the other young pearl render shows the chain in more detail, but also has her wearing gloves)

which. speaking of that chain. lets take another gander at it, why don't we?

oh, interesting! it has two pendants. but. oh! huh! wow. the one on top. we've seen that before, haven't we?

one silver pendant/zipper with an 8 shape and one gold pendant/zipper with a star.

... Fascinating!

so pearl is: wearing a fancier crown than we've ever seen, rings, and a necklace bearing both her and marina's iconography. isn't that just interesting.

EDIT: thank you to @catcake24 for bringing it to my attention that there was concept art i was unaware of.

so. alas. that explains most things. but they did change the necklace. most notably adding Marina's zipper <3

#og post #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order #side order spoilers #marina ida #pearl houzuki #pearlina #off the hook #no need for a wedding dlc if they're already married #edit: so perhaps so it is a concept art fit. still could be a wedding fit /hell

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biteghost · 9 months

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[FGO] Fairy Knight Cú Chulainn (Alter)! An experiment that took two weeks longer than I wanted it to, but I'm happy with how it turned out. 👑

#fate series #fate grand order #cu chulainn alter #art #fanart #my HUSBANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #anyway we're getting married.#i stared at this CE so hard trying to decipher the details hRUGH #now that this is finished. I can start working on my comic again LOL #consider this my bersercu np5 lvl120 celebration illustration lol

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aceptical · 1 month

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I know a lot of people are talking about Pearl’s lyrics about Marina in Suffer No Fools but I haven’t seen NEARLY enough people talking about their posing.

Im sorry but those are NOT straight activities.

#pearlina #we all know they’re basically married at this point right #we didn’t get the wedding DLC but side order is like the honeymoon dlc #(except they deserve to go on another better honeymoon because they are queens)#splatoon #on another note Pearl got a less goofy looking jacket and I love that for her #still love her goofy ass giant jacket though

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blmpff · 3 months

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✨ Various Tropes: Neck Touch (1/?) ✨

TITLES IN ORDER: 1. Semantic Error (2022) 2: Hidden Agenda (2023) 3: Stay Still (2023) 4: Sing My Crush (2023) 5: Step by Step (2023) 6: Playboyy (2023) 7: Kiseki: Dear to Me (2023) 8&9: The Sign (2023) 10. VIP Only (2023) 11. My Universe: Marry Go Round (2023) 12: The Whisperer (2023)

#TITLES IN ORDER:#semantic error #hidden agenda the series #stay still the series #sing my crush #step by step the series #playboyy the series #kiseki: dear to me #the sign the series 2x #vip only the series #My Universe: Marry Go Round #the whisperer the series #various tropes #neck touch #part one #blmpff

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makeitquietly · 1 year

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Married to Order (1920)

#Oliver Hardy #Charley Chase #Rosemary Theby #Married to Order #1920 #1920s #Babe's solo work #my gifs

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noandnooneelse · 2 months

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my favourite thing jeeves does is when he quotes something at bertie but ever so slightly changes the text to directly address bertie.

what a nerd. i like him so much

#if i had a nickel for every time someone thought it would be a great idea if bertie broke in somewhere #and then got caught by a guy to make said guy look good in order to gain permission to marry said guy i would have two nickels #which isnt a lot but its funny that it happened twice

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lopa124 · 1 month

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Don't you love when a fictional (almost always) non canon couple is a blond dude (bonus point if he's taller) + a dark haired person (bonus point if they don't have a leg/harm and have scars in their face) and their adopted daughter (bonus point if she has powers)

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remi-briggs · 1 year

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no you dont understand phillip cannot be a jewel thief, he cannot be a reformed criminal, as much as it pains me he cannot even be retired mi6 for he is just some guy

#he was in the grocery store and accidentally bumped into benoit #he ordered coffee and accidentally picked up the one with benoits name on it #he was in his baby-lawyer associate era and met benoit in the hallway of the law firm #stared at him a little too long while walking so he tripped and all his files went flying but benoit helped him pick them up #he was just some guy #but benoit took one look #and said 'i want this one'#so he married him #the real post happens in the tags #it is so important to me i will go feral #phillip some guy blanc #and benoit worlds greatest detective blanc #THE couple of 2023 #glass onion #benoit blanc #phillip blanc #philloit

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bonedustz · 2 months

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side order is great. i love lesbians

#actually no i HATE them i hope they both EXPLODE #their dialogues were the death of me #theyre so married #god bless them #splatoon #splatoon fanart #side order #side order dlc #pearlina #pearl and marina

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otaplover · 1 year

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summer douman 🤤

#fate grand order #ashiya douman #fgo douman #ritsuka fujimaru #ringuda #im still tagging this as ringuda because they’re married. it’s true. i was invited last year #limboguda

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dulcewrites · 10 months

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I’m actually curious to see if, and honestly hope, in s2 (whenever that may come out. Studios pay your writers and actors) we get some sort of callback or allusion to the rumor that Jacaerys tried to convert Cregan from the old gods to the faith of the seven.

Not because I care about the gods, outside the religious symbolism they bring. I only want to see people’s reactions. Namely the ones who act as if Alicent is the first woman to ever openly practice the faith. Because I have a feeling those same people will paint Jace possibly doing that as endearing versus Alicent who gets painted as a monster for her connection to the faith. The most we see Alicent doing a redecorating her home. Mind you, not even every room because you can clearly see the tacky tapestries in Viserys’ room in ep 8. Plus we see her praying and wearing religious iconography. Things that are not out of the ordinary… at all. She’s honestly your textbook highborn noble woman during that time. She was born and raised in Oldtown ffs. What is she supposed to follow if not the faith💀

She gets seen as this horrible zealot out to destroy the Targaryens through the faith, and to me that is just indicative on how badly people misinterpret Alicent’s feelings/motivations.

People can have their problems with the writing in hotd. I know there are certain things I have problems with myself. But when can we start being honest about how a lot of the conversations that are regurgitated and argued about day after day have less to do with the writing, and more to do with bad faith viewing. People are watching to see what they want to see, not what is actually in front of them.

Anyone with an objective view of Alicent would be able to tell how much she clings to the faith for salvation and hope. She does it to feel close to her mother, and very kindly/cautiously tries to help Rhaenyra with that too. She then reaffirms her faith after 1. She (imo justifiably) loses her shit at Driftmark and feels guilty about it, and 2. Has to marry her children to each other. Something she expresses thinking is immoral in the past. We even see her cut her hair, more than likely as a means of punishment and repentance. She’s miserable and has very few lifelines to hold onto.

How that gets twisted into her being a bigot because she doesn’t want to see dragons having orgies on her walls is beyond me.

Also the idea she is trying to bring down House Targaryen is nuts, but also laughable. Because between her and her actual Targaryen husband, Alicent is the one affirming her childrens’ Targaryen heritage. She makes sure Aemond knows he will get a dragon one day. She makes sure Aegon gets Blackfyre and his namesake’s crown. It seems like Aemond, and more than likely her other kids, know Valyrian. Ironically, the most anti targ (and frankly valid) sentiments we get are from Viserys. He speaks on the doom, fears what is to come, and how they never should have messed with dragons.

Alicent ‘let the people remember the ancient strength of House Targaryen’ Hightower is not the Baelor y’all want her to be. And if she was, it would’ve worked in her favor more. People tend to leave out the part where the most beloved Targaryens (by their people) were partly that because of their connection to the faith. Ya know the thing Targaryens also practice.

#we literally get Rhaenyra making her kids swear #on a holy book - probably the seven pointed star #she makes note that they will have to adhere to that as rulers #what’s not clicking for people lmao #honestly the best way Alicent could’ve ‘ruined’ the Targaryens is by being a bad queen consort #which she wasn’t - she’s actually one of if not the only person constantly counting the cost of her people #and I just know someone is gonna be like ‘her marrying her kids is hypocritical’#mind you in the book it was viserys idea and it hasn’t been properly laid out in the show #and it’s that’s the case - can I hold Rhaenyra to her ‘I will create a new world order’ line #when she does nothing of the sort of any other woman…#or is the idea that no one can adjust to the bad situations in front of them just an Alicent thing #pro alicent hightower #alicent hightower #anti team black #I guess

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