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Cosmere Characters Do Their Taxes
It was just Tax Day in the US! Let's say that Cosmere characters had to pay taxes. How would that go for them?
Sigzil: Knows the tax code inside and out. Saves his receipts. Is basically the IRS's dream guy.
Hoid: Does not pay taxes. This is canon.
Kelsier: Does not pay taxes. This feels canon.
Marasi: Always pays her taxes.
Vivenna: Always pays her taxes.
Denth: Sure talks a lot about how complicated mercenary taxes are but if you listen carefully, he never actually says he did them...
Nale: Rigorously follows the tax code of whatever country he is in.
Wyndle: Claims Lift as a dependent. Reports all illegally acquired income at fair market value, as the tax code requires.
Lightsong: Does not pay taxes because he's, like, a god. But it's always bothered him, somewhere in the back of his mind, for some reason...
Adolin: Cheerfully hires someone else to do his taxes, at least so long as he's single.
Shallan: Does her own taxes, Sebarial's taxes, and Adolin's taxes post-marriage.
Steris & Wax: Do their taxes together. Romantically.
Wayne: Gives so much money to charity that he never owes any taxes. Orders his accountants to find a way for him to pay taxes anyway.
Straff: Does not pay taxes in the way rich people don't pay taxes--through, like, legal loopholes and off-shore accounts and shit
Elend: Rewrites the tax code to pay more taxes.
Lirin: Committed tax fraud. But only once.
Taravangian: Is not allowed to file his taxes when he is too stupid--because he cries about how confusing it is--or when he's too smart--because he's too good at finding all of the super obvious tax loopholes and anyway he's obviously way better than the government at knowing how to spend his own money!
Painter: Got in trouble once for not filing taxes because he knew he didn't make enough to owe any taxes. Seemed kinda stupid to him.
Moash: Makes an ethical argument against taxes, since the tax laws are written to benefit the rich and screw over the poor and he has no control over what the government uses his taxes for.
Kaladin: Is torn between paying his taxes like Dalinar ordered or not paying his taxes since he promised Moash he wouldn't until he finally files his taxes at, like, midnight on tax day
It's a whole thing.
#cosmere#cosmerelists#Sigzil#Hoid#Kelsier#Marasi#Vivenna#Denth#nale#Wyndle#Lightsong#Adolin#Shallan#Steris#Wax#Wayne#Straff#Elend#Lirin#Taravangian#Painter#Moash#Kaladin
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A Powerful Curiosity
The scene where Marasi meets Ironeyes from the Alloy of Law Leatherbound! Marasi has become a favorite to draw, so I’m hoping to dive into more Mistborn paintings in the future!
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I might be the only person on the planet who ships this but *tosses Marashai art at you*
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Following the MeeLan piece here's best girl Marasi.
I'll do the rest...someday
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I wanted to draw something relaxing last evening and since it‘s only a week before the new book is released, here is the crew of Mistborn era 2.
#mistborn#cosmere#brandon sanderson#procreate#cfsbf#mistborn era 2#waxillium ladrian#wayne#melaan#steric#marasi#wax and wayne#character illustration#characterdesign#fanart
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I ain't drunk. I'm investigatin' alternative states of sobriety.
WAYNE!
Another book cosplay wish coming true ❤️ I had a lot of fun! Thanks also to my lovely partner in non-crime @druidbunny as Marasi!
Pictures by vw 💕
#cosplay#crossplay#book cosplay#cosmere#brandon sanderson#mistborn#mistborn era two#alloy of law#Wayne#Mistborn wayne#marasi colms#Marasi#Mistborn cosplay
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#cosmere#brandon sanderson#cosmeme#cremposting#wayne#hoid#kelsier#navani#lightsong#blushweaver#marasi#adolin kholin#navani kholin#cfsbf
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Constable Marasi Colms
#my art#mistborn#cosmere#mistborn era 2#mistborn era 2 fanart#mistborn fanart#marasi#marasi colms#marasi fanart#marasi colms fanart#cosmere fanart#cosmere art#arts arcanum#mistborn series#mistborn trilogy#allomancer#brandon sanderson#brandon sanderson fanart
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I find it funny that Marasi is so confused on the concept of genderfluid Kandra
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Top three Cosmere Babygirls?
Vin, Steris, Marasi.
I don't really think about women that much, all things considered, but these three are def my top female characters! Vin because I listen to the Final Empire constantly (It's my comfort book at night.) And Steris and Marasi because they are just delights. I love that Marasi can be feminine and hardcore at the same time, and Steris really fights her insecurity.
Wish I could do that.
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I need to vent about the lost metal but none of my friends read it yet please I'm dying over here
#lost metal#the lost metal#mistborn#mistborn era 1#mistborn era 2#brandon sanderson#cosmere#wax and wayne#steris#marasi#allik#melaan#moonlight#hoid#vin#sazed#harmony#kelsier#marsh
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Cosmere Characters in Costco
The title says it all, really.
[Previously: Cosmere characters in Ikea]
1. Wayne & Marasi
Marasi: Wayne...is that another new hat?
Wayne: Why yes, dearie. I'm now Egrid Sternsberger, a little old lady who simply must try one of those mini hamburgers!
Marasi: ...I think they'll give you multiple samples if you just ask. You don't have to keep switching hats.
Wayne: Now, where would be the fun in that?
2. Shallan, Veil, Radiant
Radiant: Now, remember--it requires a majority vote before we make any big impulse purchases.
Shallan: This vodka bottle is the size of my torso and will therefore last a long time.
Veil: That's a good reason.
Radiant: ...I'll just get another cart.
3. Ham and Dockson
Ham: Hey, do you know where Kelsier went off to? For that matter, where's Vin?
Dockson: [Points silently upwards, to where Vin & Kelsier crouch on top of those big, metal, Costco warehouse shelves, mistcloaks rippling]
Dockson: They like to be high.
Ham: W-We're inside! How is there a breeze?!
4. Lift & Wyndle
Lift: Man, that was great!
Lift: I stole food from every one of those little stands and nobody caught me!
Wyndle: Mistress, like I keep telling you, those stands are giving away the free samples! There was no need to--
Lift: I am the greatest thief of all time!
5. Painter and Yumi
Painter: Please let me get another cart.
Yumi: I said we don't need another cart!
Painter: Y-You've stacked the cart so high that people are afraid to come within six feet of us!
Yumi: Who do you think you're talking to? I can go way higher than this!
Painter: Yumi please
6. Adolin & Kaladin
Adolin: Ta-da! What do you think?
Kaladin: About your...clothes?
Adolin: Yeah! It's all from here!
Adolin: I got shorts with lots of pockets, this colorful buttoned shirt, this big hat, these sunglasses--even these cool plastic shoes with holes for airflow AND these socks!
Adolin: I am going to revolutionize fashion.
Kaladin: ...
Adolin: What? Even Wit liked it!
Kaladin: I'll be going now.
Adolin: Wait! I got a matching outfit for you too! Kaladin come baaaack!
7. Tress & Charlie
Tress: Wow, this one is amazing too!
Tress: It's a bit bent and a bit stained, but you can really see that it's been on a journey.
Tress: Oooh! This one's an interesting shape! I think it was for strawberries!
Charlie: Man, and to think they just give all of these cardboard boxes away for free!
8. Navani & Rushu
Navani: That is...quite the tower of toilet paper.
Rushu: How do you suppose they get the top ones down? Some kind of machine, presumably? Do you think it's stacked for space efficiency or is it meant to inspire awe, as well?
Rushu: ...Should I take one from the bottom to see what happens?
Navani: ...Just grab one of the ones with the bear on it, for now.
Rushu: Later then?
9. Rock & Skar
Rock: I love this place! All the food is sized for a while squad!
Rock: Look at this! It's a cooked chicken the size of my HEAD!
Skar: I found a rack of ribs that would take two men to carry!
Rock: Tonight's stew will be a true wonder.
10. Nale and Szeth
Nale: And here is what I wanted to show you--this icon of justice.
Szeth: ...A hotdog the size of my forearm?
Nale: Yes.
Nale: Do you understand what I am trying to teach you?
Szeth: Hotdogs are...justice?
Nale: This one is.
Nale: The owner declared that the price would remain in stone, and that no change would be permitted while he yet lived.
Nale: Lack of change? An enduring ruling? A man willing to stake his life on it?
Nale: It is a hotdog of justice indeed, Szeth.
#cosmere#cosmerelists#Wayne#Marasi#Lift#Wyndle#Dockson#Kelsier#Vin#Nale#Szeth#Rock#Skar#Navani#Rushu#Ham#Tress#Charlie#Adolin#Kaladin#Veil#Radiant#Shallan#Yumi#Painter
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Oh, Wayne
Just an old doodle of Marasi and Wayne
#mistborn#mistborn era 2#era 2#cosmere#mistborn fan art#fan art#fanart#art#sketch#digital art#marasi#marasi colms#wayne#wax and wayne#cosmere inktober#cosmere fanart
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A quick mistshot concerning ancient accents, Sliverists, and a bit of talk about Marsh! No TLM spoilers for now, though. Hiya!
I will be posting TLM spoilers in Shots in the Dark soon, but the first nine were written pre-BoM. So, feel free to check those out. I probably forgot to post about this fic here...oops.
#mistborn#Mistshot#cosmere#cfsbf#Marsh#MeLaan#Marasi#Wayne#brandon sanderson#Marsh stars in one earlier shot#And I don't doubt he'll get a few more#Now that we're free to fully explore
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“I need a knife to get through this,” she said.
“You can use my razor-sharp wit.”
“Alas, Wayne, you aren’t the type of tool I need at the moment.”
“Ha!” he said. “I like that one.”
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Marasi Colms
I found her character arc surprisingly pleasant. She starts out as such a fangirl, but matures so nicely from that.
The more realistic sketches here are based on pictures of Jenna Coleman. She has the kind of prettiness I associate Marasi with.
#marasi#marasi colms#wax and wayne#mistborn#mistborn era 2#cosmere#character art#character portrait#character sketches#scribbles#Jenna coleman#brandon sanderson#fanart#lamaery#undescribed
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