#MAN I miss Cellbit
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Foolish: It looked like perfect English, I just didn't understand what was said [Laughs].
[Intense ominous music suddenly starts playing, startling Cellbit]
Cellbit: What is that?
Foolish: ...What? That isn't you?
Cellbit: Do you hear that?
Foolish: That- THAT'S NOT YOU???
Cellbit: No! Wtf is this?!
Foolish: What- wtf- that's not me! Is there like a final boss approaching???
Cellbit: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
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Foolish: I don't know! I- I- swear like, I don't think- I don't think anyone else has been near here! Uh... Richarlyson, maybe put your armor on?
Cellbit: Yeah, please! Richarlyson- [repeats himself in Portuguese, telling Richarlyson to put his armor on]
Foolish: I don't know- this is so cool! This is just the vibe we were looking for!
Cellbit: Yeah, but what-
Foolish: It's haunted now! >:D
Cellbit: ...Where is this coming from?
Foolish: I don't know! Is it- so is it like, one of those mobs that have like, a backpack maybe? But I feel like I've never heard this sound before. Or like a mob with like, a-
Cellbit: It's like- it's like a final boss music, wtf is going on???
#Cellbit#Foolish Gamers#QSMP#Foolish#Richarlyson#June 1 2023#Cellbit was SO pretty here#PEAK pretty Cellbit stream imo#Q#MAN I miss Cellbit#I used to watch him (and Roier) daily but Roier streams later now so I can't catch his streams and Cellbit I also never seem to catch#:((((#once upon a time I used to be worried about too many back-to-back Cellbit clips.....#*man smoking cigarette meme*#Anyways I don't actually remember what caused this but#I think it was triggered by someone fighting some specific mob#or something
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“…i wish i could’ve been that someone you needed to not be alone anymore.”
#soup’s art#soup’s comics#qsmp#spiderbit#cellbit#roier#WRAAGGHHHH REGRET SPIDERBIT BE UPON YE#canon needs some more love and this scene forever and always will make me insane#i remember watching it live#man i remember people being really convinced that qcellbit was lying to qroier about the stuff with bobby and about his intentions#and i had just started watching only a stream or two prior but i was So certain he wasn’t#i remember his monologue to chat and losing it afterwords about what it meant#and then the book— ‘everything i said to you i meant it’ Holy SHIT man#it was crazy#i miss them
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GIVE ME CELLBIT IN HIS MURDEROUS RAMPAGE AGAINST THE FEDERATION WORKERS BACK GRAHHHHH
#this one is old guys#just so u know it was literally when that arc happened#and yes twitter also was like#“...man tits...”#I just like doing buff men missed that#i will do it again#anyways#qsmp#cellbit#bagi
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Don't think about how Cellbit and Baghera never saw Forever’s corruption. Dont think about their return to the island, everyone eerily quiet about the president. Especially dont think about Badboyhalo having to break the news that forever is gone.
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if ranboo was hanging out with the qsmp members during the las vegas meetup then that means they're gonna be the next new qs— (gets shot) (on extreme amounts of copium) (missing ranboo lore)
#i miss ranboo lore sm man.......#his dsmp lore HIT like no other like MANNNNN#i am also desperately pleading for a cellbit and ranboo collab LIKE PLEASE??!1?1!1#qsmp#ranboo#las vegas meetup
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hey so with green dying and pac never getting to make up with fit, im sure hes gonna be normal about that and take it well right--
#qsmp#qsmp spoilers#if im wrong and they made up and i missed it lmk--#god pac loses so many people from this. a week in purgatory with cellbit likely at his worst now roiers gone and so manyof the ppl pac love#dead overnight#purgatory.....#man. m a n.#it is 1am. i have class in the morning. i think i will write something about this during that perhaps
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Q!SPIDERBIT REUNION ASAP
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
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QSMP UPDATE! :)
Q!Pac is alone again! :)
#oh for fucks sake hes fucking lost everyone again jesus christ what the fuck is up with this guys luck#walter bob has been gone for months. richas is still fucking missing. he only just got mike back.#last time he saw Fit he had just watched him be kebabed by his teammates#AND NOW Mike and Fit are gone. Terminated. whatever the fuck that means#like he still has tubbo but what the fuck man#the only other brazilian is fucking cellbit who hes terrified of!! (and really fucking should be afraid of now Roier's gone)#like can my man catch a little tiny break please#ok felps is technically here and maybe Santo Felpinho is the guiding light we need#but like bruh#let pac just have his family back ALL AT THE SAME TIME FOR ONCE#qsmp#qsmp lore#qsmp pactw#pactw#qsmp purgatory#i have rambled becuase it is the middle of the night and again i am awake and sad over little block men
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A Wild Cellbit has Appeared!
#qsmp#mcyt#cellbit#qsmp cellbit#art#myart#tumblr freaking crunched the quality whyyyyyyyyyyy#<3#contenders for the caption were also 'hungy boi' 'late night munchies' and 'Home'#honestly you ever think about how far cellbit came from his Fuga self#only to regress on the island back into cannibalism in order to feel a shred of control?#and how he believes himself a monster even though he is so much more#man i miss him#all the power to him for taking a break but i misssssssssssssss his cubito
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day 15 of chronically missing q!cellbit
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Something I'm looking forward too as well with Cellbit's arc, is if Forever comes back while he's still on his killing spree.
Because! I'm pretty sure that Forever won't really be horrified or shocked or disappointed in what he's doing. Not really? I think Forever would understand that sort of helplessness and desire to enact revenge on those that have hurt his family the most. To go to the extremes to hit back those that dared ripped them apart. He's done it before. That's how he was forced to take the happy pills in the first place after all.
They just...man.
Will Forever try to stop Cellbit? I think so. But mostly in the way that he doesn't want Cellbit to get hurt, to be punished or dealt with the consequences of his actions by the Federation. He's his family and he would want to protect him, to figure something else out, because I think the two of them are rather meticulous and careful, and they could rely on each other, you know? They have in the past. They can figure something out again.
But Forever's not here. Richarlyson is not here. Who else could be taken from Cellbit next?
Just...man. MAN....
#shakes the bars of the cage DESPERATELY#PLEASE BRING FOREVER BACK I MISS HIM#CRYING SOBBING#these two man...#qsmp cellbit#qsmp foreverplayer#qsmp#mcyt#acuteliveblogs
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Pac: I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the [Federation] baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and [Richarlyson's] even sadder now, right?
Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.
Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!
Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?
Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.
Phil: I'm here for you. [...] We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.
Pac: Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.
Phil visits Pac and Richarlyson in jail.
* Pac's quote here is a direct reference to Fuga Impossivel, where Cell (Cellbit) had a cellphone he used to threaten people with his "contacts from the outside." (In reality, the phone had no signal, but that's how he earned his name "Cell")
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Pac: Richarlyson feeling a little bit sad 'because 'cus he's locked up, you know? That's why he's using a different kind of hat.
Phil: Oh, Jesus Christ. Wait– why's Richarlyson's [happiness] bar gone down?
Pac:Yeah, 'because 'cus he's unhappy, 'cus, well, we kind of like, got locked up, and it's his birthday today, and he's feeling a little bit sad about like, growing up, you know?
Phil: Is that why he's got a different cow head on?
Pac: Yeah, yeah, and to try to help him, I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and he's even sadder now, right? [Richarlyson shakes his head] Yeah, but look – jail is fun!
Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.
Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!
Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?
Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.
Phil: I'm here for you. [Cracks up]
Pac: I miss human touch. Oh my god, a hand! Richas, you want to touch a hand? Touch uncle Phil hand. [Laughs]
Phil: Yeah, right here.
Pac: Touch it, Richas! Connect with every–
Phil: I can get you out, I can get you out, I don't know if I'll get punished though, but we'll see. [Laughs]
Pac: I don't think you're going to get punished. [He looks at Richarlyson] Right? [Richarlyson shakes his head, holding a camera] There's nothing wrong about setting two persons out of the jail.
Phil: Yeah, I feel like you've learned your lesson, right?
Pac: Yeah, I won't try to kidnap the baker.
Phil: Oh, Richarlyson wants you to take a photo of, like, hands touching, I think.
Pac: Oh. Ok, let me...
[They stand there, holding hands in silence until Richarlyson takes a photo, then they burst into laughter.]
Pac: Well, Richas, you wanna do the same? I can take a picture of you! I just need a paper. [Pac checks his inventory] ...I don't have any papers, if you have one?
Phil: [Still cracking up as he holds hands with Richarlyson]
Pac: I need the paper, Richarlyson!
Phil: I have paper, there you go.
Pac: Oh, thank you.
Phil: We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.
Pac: Look! [Laughs and throws Phil the photo] Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.
Phil: I can – hold on, let me see, let me see...
Pac: Maybe like a cellphone? Or maybe a gaming setup so me and Richarlyson could put some gaming in here, you know, so we can play games?
Phil: I can – I could just break you out. [Laughs] But it's up to you – do you want to be out?
Pac: Yeah, if – Richas, you want to get out of this prison? I know it's bigger and better than our house. Look at the size of this, Phil! You wanna, like–
[Richarlyson breaks the jail bars and lets himself out, then replaces the bars to keep Pac inside]
Phil: [Dying]
Pac: ALL ALONG? Wait – we have been in here for the past 15 minutes, Richas! Oh my god. Ok, ok, I'm done, I'm done. I'm just gonna stay here. I'm just gonna stay here. [Pac walks to a corner of the cell and sits down facing the wall]
Phil: [Still wheeze-laughing] Dude...
Pac: I'm just gonna stay here.
Phil: I can't– [wheezes] I can't break these blocks, he's locked us in!
Pac: RICHARLYSON–
#Pactw#Philza#Richarlyson#QSMP#Phil#Pac#I gasped when he said the cellphone line#I was also a little bit 😒 when Phil first said that touch line but they turned that into a cute thing rather than a cursed thing#I mean I could definitely see q!Pac being a lil bit touch-starved since half the Favela is missing and his kid was missing for a long time#and Mike is STILL missing#someone give this man a hug#Anyways I NEED Cellbit to come back so he and Pac can finally have a talk about that. And Purgatory. And everything really#November 30 2023#Phil was offline when this happened btw#This is another one of those clips where I was like ''yes this is a bit long but it's better to keep it in one clip than split it up''#Q
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So when q!roier escapes his kidnapping or gets rescued or whatever and sees that pepito made missing person posters for him their relationship will get better right?
…right?
#convincing myself this is copium so i dont get my hopes up#though theres also the thought of like q!cellbit was the first person to make a missing person poster on the server for q!felps#and then q!cellbit went missing and q!roier did everything to look for him#and now q!roier is missing and pepito is looking for him#this family and its kidnappings man#qsmp#q!roier#pepito the egg#qsmp pepito#qsmp roier
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been offline due to Trying To Keep Myself Alive . what the fuck is going on in qsmp purgatory
#what do u mean theyre going to make fake versions of the teams’ missing egg children#and then force opposing teams to kill each others fake egg children because it’s basically an instant win#(with some of these children’s parents being on opposing teams)#missa having to let his team kill chayanne.. cellbit and pac having to kill richas…dude#well. at least charlie’s an expert#rambles of a mad man#this is like 3rd life on steroids#i mean. qcellbit killed his own sister with no remorse so he’ll manage i guess#they didnt say Which eggs are being brought back but im fairly sure its chayanne / richas / dapper bc of the clips posted on twitter#however …. can you imagine how fucked up itd be if they brought back the ones that died#qsmp#if only these damn streams werent past midnight my time
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Bro... q!Roier...
#mans grieving#but likr full on#like this man cannot catch a break#he lost his first child#then his stepson goes missing#then he gets sent do Purgatory but it honestly feels like hell#then he loses his husband#comes back and his stepson is in. coma#hes a shell of a human#hes washed out of basically any happiness#he can barely live with himself#and then he gets another child thrown at him#like what#poor him :((((#bro....#:((((((((#i pove him :(((((#i really hope he gets through it#im prying that either richas quickly recivers or cellbit comes back#or both#qsmp#roier#qsmp roier
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She’s on a different team Tina 0_0
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GO AWAYYYYYYY
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HE'S LITERALLY NUERODIVERGENT AND A MINOR
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it's important to me that you all know cellbit is kicking his feet and giggling and twirling his hair reading this over and over btw
#gay people real!!!! #this is the man y’all are afraid of??? he’s literally a cat in human form
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this fucking sucks. they couldn't let me have my kid on the island, they couldn't let me have morning crew in purgatory. this is hell this is actual hell i can't even have pac because his team made him kill me. this fucking hurts fuck this gay earth
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king i hate to tell you this but you posted this on your main insted of your secret side vent blog that no one but me and phil have ever been able to find 👍 thuoght i should let yuo know
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IF YOU NOTICED THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING REBLOG IT INSTEAD OF MESSAGING ME
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WHY ARE YOU STILL REBLOGGING IT INSTEAD OF DELETING IT KING
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