What a reel cool grandpa
kks: ......Lee! Obsessed with this baby Sakura: Hand him over, sensei Kks: You'll have to kill me first Metal: Hi, grandpa! Hi, uncle 'Mato!
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Kakashi: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
Ibiki: Do instruments of torture count?
Kakashi: No.
Gai: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Kakashi: No Gai, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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Naruto high school au
Naruto: why do we have two gym teachers? that doesn't make sense
Sasuke: because one of them is too lazy to be on time, and the other one is an idiot
Gai: heey, I'm not lazy!
Kakashi: I think that's what he meant...
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I remember a scene from Naruto where Kakashi and Gai are on a mission and Kakashi faints and Gai is like “yep. Knew it was going to happen”. They’re in the woods and I’m pretty sure Kakashi faints at an overhang. Does anyone know what episode this is?
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training buddies and their very competitive teachers
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Tsunade: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Gai, motioning to himself and Kakashi: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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EEEEE thankyou!! ;u;
Here's a go at a kkg proposal (hopefully please tumblr)
Gai: Kaaaaakashi!! Kks: Yo! Hoe was PT? Gai: Same as usual. But could it be? This meeting place, You wanted a match? Kks: .... Yup. Let's do that
[Kks Grunts and gai pants]
Gai: My point <3 Kks: Marry me Gai: What? Carry you? Did I knock the wind out of you? Kks: Well, yeah, but...
Kks: Maito Gai, Will. You. Be. My. Husband? [gai staggers back] Gai: THATS NOT FUNNY, KAKASHI!! Kks: Gai.
Maa~ I like to think I'm not /that/ much of a dick anymore. Here. Baby Gai: What kind of nunchaku do you want when you get married? Baby Kks: I... What?
Gai: One day our beloveds will gift us a pair of nunchaku for our hand in marriage. Kks: Thats not at all how that works Gai: Yeah-huh! Papa said so! He gave mama some! Kks: No one gets married with nunchaku, idiot Gai: PAPA!! Tell kakashi engagement nunchaku /are/ a thing Dai: uuh... Don't fret, gai! Your future partner will know your heart would soar with that gift. Just like I did with your mother's set! Gai: WHOO! Kks: ???
Kks: Think I know your heart pretty well. [Gai rips kakashi close so fast, his lineart splits from his body] [gai inhales a huge breath] Oh fuck Gai: YEESSS
[gai panting hard] Kks: Nice!
Kks: Eternal husband <3
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It's Kakashi's fault.
He said "everyone's already been killed" in the canon but let's pretend he didn't predict this result lol
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