MISTRANSLATION OF THE YEAR

I've never heard Fit laugh this hard before, I'm cryin'

fyodors death was PERSONAL like did asagiri really have to impale him, crash him into a building, make him drop from like 50 feet, set him on fire AND THEN SHOW HIS DISMEMBERED ARM LMFAO

it’s SATURDAYYYY you know what that means!!!!!!!

HAPPY LEGOLAS BENDECIDO SÁBADO

mission “surprise the little sister” complete!

SO MANY BBGS

Ough hes so fun to draw

once adrien and marinette figured out how to date each other they got too powerful and are now dating all their other friends one by one

they had to make fort laugh as punishment and let’s just say that some needed to do their best and someone just had to do the bare minimum with better results

was chatting w my roommate in the kitchen as i heated up some pizza rolls and i joked for her to not laugh at how many i was eating for lunch and she was like ha ha okay and we continued and i threw them in the microwave and then took them out in the span of like two minutes and when i set the plate down on the counter she stopped and went "YOU MICROWAVED THEM?" and i was like "YOU WATCHED ME PUT THEM IN THERE WDYM!!!" and she was sobbing and hysterical bc she hates that i put things in the microwave that she thinks should go in the oven but like theyre just pizza rolls i don't have TIME for that shit and she was like i thought you put them on the plate to measure them out for some reason before putting them on the cookie sheet for the oven and i was like WHY WOULD I DO THAT!!

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

WHEEZES

If anybody wondered how I’m doing mentally, this is literally me rn.

Don't think about Merlin still waiting after Arthur didn't come back at Christmas and everyone else is out celebrating New Years with those they love. Don't think about it

Realising I have a new type of fictional guy (silly/pathetic member of the friend group turns out to be an immortal being who is weighed down by the terrible things they've done and carries deep regrets and wants to change but isn't sure if they're capable of it after so long)

i watched two anime today. apothecary diaries & romantic killer. weirdgirl protagonists for the win 👍 now i snoozies

*tips cowboy hat over eyes while staring wistfully into the distance* things just aint the same around these parts no more...not since... *trails off meaningfully so you can tell i have woes too deep for one soul to burden on its own* ...since prettyboykatsuki disappeared from town. *you attempt to walk away but i chuckle ruefully with the intention of not letting you leave without hearing my lamenting* they were truly the life and soul of the dash. no one could capture a room's- the dash's - attention quite like their zany isagi thirst posts could. we'd shitpost and laugh and viciously express our desires for sexy 2d pixels until the sun rose the next day. i'm sure you've heard of their legendary bakugou fics? *i turn towards you expectantly and you shake your head at me, fully shaking at this point because you're convinced i'm an asylum escapee* no? ah, well. i'd offer to read one for you but...i could never capture the essence of the dialogue and erotic scenes by just reading it aloud. *you try to ask me where the nearest police station is but i reach into my assless chaps' pocket and pull out a budweiser and you're promptly silenced* truthfully, i was too busy reblogging their omega fics to ask what their favourite drink was so this'll have to do. i know this definitely won't be their favourite but it's the only thing i could grab from the gas station before they saw me and called the sheriff. *you wonder if the sheriff i'm referring to is the cardboard cutout of dwayne the rock johnson standing upright a few yards away that i've duct taped a png. of a cowboy hat to and wrote in marker 'sheriff' on the nipple area* prettyboykatsuki... *i sigh like i have the weight of the world on my feeble poncho covered shoulders and take a swig of the pissy acidic vaguely apple flavoured but shitty apple not the nice kind of apple beer* this one's for you. *i pour a modest stream of the atrocious beverage onto the ground, but the harsh wind intercepts it and drenches you in the liquid* hm. *i feel awkward and i can sense you know that i feel awkward so i stand up abruptly while attempting to maintain my mysterious façade. you ask me if prettyboykatsuki was buried (or something?) where i poured the beer because thats what people usually do at funerals when theyre saying their goodbyes but i simply titter at you like you've asked the most braindead question i've ever received* no, partner... *i turn away from you and you let out a sigh of relief so loud and gargantuan that i definitely hear it and feel a little hurt but show no signs of it because im built different* prettyboykatsuki's everywhere. *i trail off extra mysteriously and walk away from you in the middle of the road where i'm definitely going to get hit if i don't move but i keep walking and you don't want to get into another interaction with me so you just keep watching and i never really go out of sight because the road is one straight flat like so i'm just uncomfortably walking slow paced in plain sight so it doesnt feel dramatic and i'm getting sand in my eyes and keep having to speed up to avoid tumbleweeds so it looks awkward but we both don't say anything because at this point i'm 50 metres away so we accept the moment for what it is, and it's beautiful*

'you' - a random innocent bystander i'm subjecting my troubles to (troubles being u being gone from the dash for a couple of hours)

i typed this in 20 minutes and my shoulder is aching bcos i was going so fast holy shiiiii.

in my entire two years active on this blog, no single ask has ever made me laugh to the point of literal sobbing tears. no amount of keyboard smashing could do my real life reaction justice. like im laughing to the point of almost puking my dinner up. this is the funniest thing ive ever read in my life. im pinning this next time i go on hiatus. im fucking crying.

it shocks me how people can have Aang or Katara/Sokka or even Toph as their favourite characters and stand with Israel at the same time… like did we watch the same show?

oh man anon you should get a load of paw patrol twitter. the puppy roleplay accounts are massive zionists 💀💀