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lemonavocado · 4 months

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i have many many thoughts about the portrayal of elizabeth (and henry) in adaptations of frankenstein and they need to be broadcasted immediately. feverish incoherent raving about this subject under the cut. tw for very brief mention of SA

so. elizabeth lavenza. by the time of the wedding, elizabeth is rather obviously portrayed to be just as morose and brooding as victor is, she just isn't as susceptible to episodes of mania and psychosis so it doesn't seem nearly as dramatic compared to victor's trauma. she's been through the gutter herself, being an orphan for starters, then being adopted into a family and having to assume the role of caregiver in the frankenstein family because of the coercion of her dead mother to not only take her place as the maternal figure in the family but also marry her surrogate brother (or literal cousin, depending on which version you read). then her surrogate younger brother william dies, and the within weeks she has to watch her closest heterosexual life partner justine be unjustly hung by a corrupt justice system. and she vocalizes, actively, her pessimism and hopelessness in light of these many tragedies. tldr she's fucked up and rightfully so, and while she's a little less crippled by depression than victor, she still has the distinct appearance of being rather ill, listless, and tired, especially towards the end of the novel. anyways my point is in the novel, the most important thing about elizabeth is not that she's a woman and victor's bride. yes, that's obviously the purpose she was created for, but shelley went out of her way to give elizabeth an extremely definite and unique character. she's gentle and maternal like most woman in early 19th century literature, but she's also introspective, intelligent, and perceptive. she displays agency and self-awareness repeatedly (her guilt over the locket, going to the execution of justine even when alphonse tells her not to, waxing poetic on the failures of the justice system, asking repeatedly and rather pointedly if victor actually wants to go through with the marriage, obvious anxiety and solemnity concerning the wedding) we also have to take into account that elizabeth's personality is being relayed to us BY VICTOR, and he wants to see elizabeth as docile and femininely passive, even if a lot of her actions themselves in the novel actually seem to contradict that. also, i am peppering in that many people can (and have) made a genuine and convincing argument that victor and elizabeth are not in love and were groomed to accept their union by their weirdo parents - that they care for each other, but the text includes important nuances that make it evident that victor doesn't feel anything for elizabeth like that. it is a legitimate interpretation of the book - dare i say it's the correct interpretation of the relationship between victor and elizabeth. but that's another essay for another day and it's not SUPER integral to my rant here today. it just highlights the complexity of elizabeth as a character.

so. for some fucking reason, writers do not understand this when they are adapting the novel, and do not want to apply more than eight seconds of critical thinking and the absolute shallowest 3rd grader levels of reading comprehension to this character, so they simplify her from what she was in the original novel, freshly complex, opinionated, and introspective to boring useless incest lady. victor is never portrayed with the same amount of nuance he deserves in any adaptation (also another essay for another day), because adaptations also have a very surface level reading of him as "guy who was ambitious and played god which immediately cements him as an irredeemable self-aggrandizing asshole and/or a raging insufferable narcissist who's a dick to everyone around him EXCEPT for elizabeth" but at least SOME adaptations are able to kiiinnnddaaaa capture the sympathy meant to be felt for the character in the novel. not so for elizabeth. her character in basically every adaptation can be boiled down to this: "omg victor my brother let me hammer in that you are my brother. im just going to stand here and look clueless and annoyingly naive for the entire time im on screen/stage. im just a little girl and idk what's going on victor but im gonna stay blindly devoted to you and ask numerous but completely useless questions 🥺 let me stare at you with tender worry in my eyes and treat you like a child even though we have absolutely no romantic chemistry and you're an objectifying dick towards me and we have nothing in common and the audience is actively dry heaving as we sensually make out for no other reason than to have characters in this movie sensually make out. im basically a carbon copy of original-novel-henry expect super boring and super useless because im a woman which means the doylist explanation for why im here HAS TO BE ONLY for the main character to fuck me and to hold the attention of the male viewership. now time for me to get SA'd by the creechur for basically no reason" we can observe something approximating this in basically every frankenstein adaptation i've ever seen: kenneth branagh's (my enemy) 1994 film, the 2004 hallmark miniseries, the musical, and the ballet. also in the 1931 film, but that one isn't really trying to be book-accurate so it doesn't really count for this rant.

with this understanding of elizabeth, writers then attempt to artificially generate more romance between these characters, mostly by, yes, replacing a lot of henry's role in the novel with elizabeth, hence why we see so many adaptations (1994, 2004, ballet) make elizabeth nurse victor back to health in ingolstadt instead of henry, which generates... so many problems. one problem with this is that it just sorta ruins henry's original role in the novel in one go. writers recognize that henry is supposed to be victor's character foil, but now they don't have much for him to do so he can demonstrate that role in the story since they gave all of the romantic tension moments to elizabeth. meaning that in adaptations you can tell the writers didn't really know what to do with henry because he's reduced to a comic relief bumbling idiot (1994, ballet, 2004 to an extent) with his only personality traits being "random xd" and "morals good playing god wrong!!!! 😠" (2004, musical, several independent stage adaptations). they keep him as a character foil, but just replace all of his compassion, tenderness, and devotion with elizabeth, while effectively draining henry of all of his original appeal and charm and stamping those traits onto their already stripped-of-all-nuance elizabeth. so now both henry and elizabeth are not only extremely different from their original roles in the novel but extremely, woefully less charming and complex. this especially pisses me off because it's explicitly stated in the book that henry was victor's only friend precisely because he was victor's intellectual equal, so seeing henry reduced to a smiley idiot and/or stupid generic male side character with Morals fills me with a visceral rage. writers will also sometimes make victor and henry meet in college (ballet, 1994) and try to strengthen the bond between victor and elizabeth by making it appear as though she was victor's ONLY childhood friend and companion. other times, victor and henry will be friends pre-ingolstadt (2004, musical) but most of the relationship development will be between elizabeth and victor. those two have all of the tender bonding moments while henry is just kinda inexplicably there sometimes. but i digress. this post is supposed to be about elizabeth. but IF YOU NEED A CHARACTER TO BE A SUNSHINE SOFT OPTIMISTIC LOVER FOR VICTOR IN A FRANKENSTEIN ADAPTATION, HENRY IS ABLE AND WILLING ARE YOU STEPPING ON MY BALLS

clervalstein is true. anyway

elizabeth is somehow more complex and powerful as a female character than the literal adaptations produced almost 200 years later. in adaptations, the most important thing about her is somebody else. the development of all of her character traits (which usually never go beyond standing around and looking helpless) are solely dependant on victor. she feels more like an appendage of the protagonist than an individual with thoughts and experiences separate from victor, and her character is loosely defined and flimsy so the writers can have her conform to her actions in the book whenever it's convenient and then change things up entirely that completely contradict her characterization in the book whenever it's convenient. i have no idea why the fuck this keeps happening with frankenstein adaptations (it's misogyny) and because it isn't looking like guillermo del toro's film (from what ive heard) is going to be super book accurate, i dont foresee too much of a shift in frankenstein adaptations.

look i get it. it's a movie/play/ballet which lasts like 2 hours and you have a lot to do and not a lot of time to do it. i understand you have to make sacrifices for brevity and these characters are, frankly, a lot less interesting and exciting than victor and creechur. people didn't come to see john hughes levels of charm and complexity in the side characters, they came to watch the creechur do scary shit and for victor to say IT'S ALIVE 😱 and be an evil mad scientist you love to hate. they came for their values of "it's wrong to play god!!!" and "too much ambition bad!!!" to be re-cemented even though that's not even the original point of the novel. which is why imo if you're going to adapt frankenstein in a manner that does justice to the beautiful and sublime subtlety of the original novel, it needs to be either a miniseries or a REALLY LONG film. it's a short book, but it's very eventful, and imo for an adaptation to work you have to let the audience sit with it. which is why you all need to donate to my gofundme so i can produce an honest to god frankenstein adaptation. in fact, im running for president in this year's primaries :3

just a disclaimer: im not an academic or a scholar or anything. i just like the book. i probably have no idea what the fuck im talking about. but im a very very passionate little guy and this has been my rant

#frankenstein #literary analysis #avo's soap box #i wish i was more articulate #i dont even know if this rant is intelligible 💀#there's not even a main point really im just rambling #i wish i could drop all of my life plans and become a screenwriter so i could produce a frankenstein adaptation #they don't know the book like i know the book </3 #there's no gofundme by the way i was just joe king #this is also a problem to a lesser extent in adaptations of dracula and c&p #with mina harker and dunya raskolnikov respectively #but i don't have the energy to go on a whole separate tirade about that #im so normal about classic lit guys it's ok

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symphonic-scream · 1 month

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Okay hear me out

Persona 5 Stardew Valley au

So we've got the animal seller, Haru, who's parents divorced when she was young. She spent her teen years in the city with her father, but once an adult she decided to live with her mom, and has fallen in love with country life

Makoto has lived in town her whole life. Her older sister left to have a fancy city job, and thinks Makoto is wasting her talents and smarts by staying to keep up the family tradition. Makoto knows someone has to protect the town, and gladly draws her sword to do so. She trains by cutting down trees for the local artist and for town projects

Ryuji is a former golden child. He was going to be a star athlete, but an accident took it from him. He's not really doing anything at the moment, just working on loving life again. His Ma is the bus driver

Shiho moved to town after a similar incident to Ryuji, only she puts all she is into work, to have a place so when they're adults, her girlfriend can leave her family behind so they can be together. She only recently took over the carpentry business from her mentor, and her girlfriend Ann helped expand the business to include furniture and house decor, with design input

The pub in town in Leblanc. While the owner, Sojiro, specializes in coffee, he'll accept local foods to make dishes by request of the townspeople. His daughter Futaba is a recovering shut in, and his wife Wakaba runs the town clinic, with her med student Tae

Yusuke appeared one day, having sold all he had to find a font of inspiration. He fell for the valley, and at first lived in a tent near the mountain. Makoto, who nearly mistook him for a monster, invited him to stay on her family's property. He mostly paints, but does sculptures for order from the nearby city to pay his share of living costs

The town blacksmith is named Munehisa Iwai. He's the broody type, but cares for his son a whole lot. He's just, not good at showing it. He often requests things his kid would like

The town store used to belong to an older man, but he passed it on to a wayward boy and his younger brother, both whom he met by chance. The boys, then in foster care, lived with him until he became too old and ill go run the store. Akira and young Morgana still keep the Velvet Room running, even if old man Igor is living in Hospice

And, the mayor, Lavenza. She's very new to the position, which used to be Igor's. She's hoping to improve the town a lot, and is caring for her younger twin sisters

A strange man lives on the beach, with a strange talent for fishing. Goro doesn't talk about who he was before he moved there. It's behind him.

The library is run by Hifumi, who wants to reopen the museum portion after her parents sold the artifacts to keep it from closing. Hifumi thinks a museum would inspire tourists to donate,

And, finally, our farmer.

Sumire feels lost. Her sister died, her parents can't speak to her without crying, and she feels, trapped, so she impulsively quits her profession. She finds a letter from her grandfather, with the deed to a farm. Needing a reset, she leaves the city and life behind to live in a small town in the valley, where no one knows her, or her sister.

To clear things up, Makoto and Ryuji both grew up in town, have been friends the whole time. Futaba has been in town since she was 6, Hifumi was born there, and Akira and Morgana have been there since they were 14 and 6, now about 21 and 13. Shiho and Ann were in Ryuji's class at school, since they had to travel to a nearby city for school. Haru moved there when she was 18, Yusuke and Goro appeared around 19-20.

Anyways. Talk to me about this

(I'm open to any ships for it pretty much, but I will say I have Okujima in it.)

#persona 5 stardew valley au #makoto niijima #haru okumura #okujima #yusuke kitagawa #ryuji sakamoto #ann takamaki #goro akechi #futaba sakura #akira kurusu #morgana p5 #hifumi togo #sumire yoshizawa

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twilightknight17 · 5 months

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"Guys, holy fuck" - Part 2

Hit the image limit on the other post so I broke it up so I could scream more. XD

So where were we?

Right, right, Shadow Toshiro.

Once the shadow goes down the first time, he goes one-winged angel and turns into a god damn horror monster version of Eri that is GIANT. And that, my dudes, was a fight. That thing had so much health. It was great. :D

Now for some info:

Okay, that makes sense.

Yep, all that, we’ve seen and understood already. Still good.

But why, though? What makes her different? Why can she switch forms? Why is she still basically a separate entity from him? Did you just not want to lose your new character? I almost feel like I’d rather have had a P4 boss fight that ended with Toshiro getting his persona, and have Erina just be his cognitive Eri, based on his memories. Because this is… confusing. Nothing has worked like this in the past, unless I seriously overlooked something.

Yeah, I know, Aki and Mai and Ideal Maki were a thing, but Maki was a Wild Card and also had the DEVA system bolstering her cognition. No one else’s persona has been able to turn into a person and just chill with everyone after their awakening. Erina is basically her own fully-formed person. Like… I don’t know. It’s weird. I’m having trouble wrapping my head around it.

All right, yeah, let’s go with that for now.

There’s like, a slight implication here that Toshiro’s shadow wasn’t actually his shadow, but just something pretending to be his shadow? Especially since he never like, reconciled with it. After the giant Eri, it just disappeared. But I only pinged that after the fact, because while we’re just standing here trying to figure out what the hell is going on with Erina, god shows up to yell at us.

“Be not afraid” and all.

I kid you not, I was internally screaming, “YALDABAOTH? IS HE POSSESSED BY THE REMNANTS OF YALDABAOTH TRYING TO SEIZE POWER AGAIN?” But no, doesn't have Yald's stupid feet. This is:

Who the fuck is you, and why does it look like your head exploded off your neck? Are you sure you’re not Yald?

Anyway, this bitch keeps calling us “children” and “lambs” and “pathetic” while it explains who the fuck it is.

I don’t like it, and it doesn’t like our persona abilities. It calls them a “mask of madness, one which will assuredly drive man to ruin.” So it offers a deal: It can remove our powers, and along with them, our memories of this whole horrible adventure, and in exchange, it will put us safely back in the real world. It’s nice like that, even though we’re “infidels who had the audacity to defy a god.”

Hey. You. Got some bad news about all the other gods I’ve met. Wanna know what happened to them? :3

But we shouldn’t answer now! We’re high off a lucky win and our emotions are compromised. We should think it over and tell it our answer when we’re ready. And then Salmael fucks off into the sky. Are we sure that’s not a weird misspelling of Samael? Are you connected to Shido somehow?

Toshiro gets like a thousand points for being completely chill about a god falling out of the sky to tell us we suck. Zenkichi was a lot less calm about the whole thing. XDDD The Thieves, Toshiro, and Erina agree that they’re not giving up their powers, so we’re gonna have to kill god again. But how? How do we follow god into the sky? Whatever shall we do?

Oh, guys. Do you hear that noise?

CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Lavenza is here in the Velvet Room Train to pick us up and take us to the sky. No, she doesn’t know why it’s like that all of a sudden. We DO NOT CARE. THIS IS GREAT. Toshiro almost manages to offend her, but we’ve got things to do, so we just put another pin in that.

And that is where I had to stop. It asked me if I wanted to save and I was like “yes, I cannot handle any more Epic right now.” My GOD. I’m so excited Lavenza gets to be more involved, because that’s how I tend to characterize her. She wants to be more hands-on than her siblings or Igor. And she’s not afraid to snark at the others. It’s nice to have the whole team in the Velvet Room again. ^_^

Never change, Yusuke. :P

Actually, isn't this a good thing? If Akira's Velvet Room is now manifesting as a train, maybe that symbolizes him moving forward into the future? Scramble put him back in prison, but this game hasn't. Maybe this is the Velvet Room's final form for him?

Next time: Into the goddamn abyss to once again dethrone god, I guess????

Final note: I’m constantly amused by the one-off poses the sprites have. One single use of the sprite where Makoto’s hugging Morgana. One of Toshiro holding Erina/Yuki. And now apparently one of Makoto throttling Ryuji so he can’t interrupt Futaba and Toshiro. X’D Wow. Pls stop picking on Ryuji, Atlus.

#Li plays P5T #the T is no longer for Tactica it's for Train

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arcplaysgames · 1 year

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Yeah, what's with the formality, Lavenza, remember when I took you to a maid cafe and then defended you from the feral maid that wanted to eat you? We're pals now.

Congratulations to Lavenza for the greatest line read since Mitsuru's "I'M GOING TO EXECUTE YOU ALL." I fucking cackled.

Okay so. I'm flipping through these screencaps again in hopes of collating all the info and summarizing. Hang on.

Mementos is back. Why? Because don't worry about it. (The game basically shrugs on this one, lmao.)

Maruki has a persona and it is able to affect real people, not just cognitions. The power is called Actualization, and is basically him taking someone's desires and making them real by altering cognition.

It should be impossible for an individual to use their power like this on a massive scale, but the death of Yarblegarble left a power vacuum in Mementos, and Maruki slotted himself into place there. So he has godlike powers in the same way Yahtzee did.

Akechi points out that the Thieves had the masses' attention and worship, that's how they defeated Cuphead, so why did that influence shift to Maruki? Turns out Maruki has been consciously or not shifting the cognition of the Thieves through his therapizing, so subconsciously everyone wanted the easy out that Maruki was supplying. yeah sure whatever, that's not more of an ass pull than the Mementos thing

All this only became possible when the Cognitive World and the Real World merged in the finale. Now, the worlds are trying to separate, but Maruki is interferring. They need to finish separating, or the Cognitive World will supplant the Real World and there will be no escape from Maruki's control. We got about a month before things are set in stone.

Okay summing that up actually helped me grok wtf is going on, awesome.

Anyway, back into the Palace, and Sumire gets another persona awakening on top of her original one.

I mean good for her?

I'm really torn on Sumire. Like, as a plot catalyst she's fantastic. But she's been the weakest of the cast for the entire game and I still struggle to care about her outside how crunchy her situation is.

BIG SHRUG.

Blah blah, seems like Maruki has a bunch of data trunk lines running to Mementos, so we gotta go see wtf is up in there.

also i got to see Ann's bedroom/flat and oh my god that's so many clothes that's my nightmare. I mean its super cute but wow.

Good to know she's a Derse dreamer tho.

Her new persona pops and oh my god this is the most scene kid thing I have ever seen, WOW. the mismatched tights, the bubblegum, the double belt. I can hear Paramore playing when I look at this.

Also Lavenza visits Reverie and falls asleep TWICE in one visit. This girl needs a fucking nap, wow.

Anyway, plot. Mementos has a bunch of Maruki's data cables running through it. I do love the shift from fantastical science to the cold reality of surveillance in Maruki's methods.

BASICALLY its complicated, but Maruki is watching over Mementos. To give everyone the perfect life they want, he catches people in Mementos and changes their cognition from there. Without the surveillance, he wouldn't know who to help and how.

So I guess his perfect dream of just fixing the world is more complex than he thought. Sure, he has all of human cognition on tap here, but he still has to handle each case individually with the info he gleans from Mementos. There's still many people who don't have their happy psience yet and that is going to take time to fix.

I do appreciate a lack of subtlety. I hope the intention with Maruki is to inspire some discomfort and reflection in players as they contend with his motives and methods, but also, gamers can be dumb so yes, please just insert a room that looks like it'd fit in The Stanley Parable into this whole narrative to make sure people understand this whole thing is fucked.

Akechi as the repeated voice of "yo this shit sucks" is a lot of fun. When the guy who murdered a bunch of people for his evil dad is calling out your bullshit, that's worth paying attention to.

That said, this random NPC actually says the thesis of this entire story right here. It is here for those who are looking for it.

#p5 #persona liveblog

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m0e-ru · 10 months

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one million thousand spoilers not complete nor comprehensive 1am au diagram from yours truly !!!! i will um. try to put more context below for the love of gods im so tired now

Why Nami?: Like an official name. Mimi was always my own nickname for them!

Izy (Izanami-no-Mikoto): technically an oc. My interpretation of who and what Marie and Nami were before they split from the same whole. "Izy" is a nickname i have for her lol

Kagutsuchi (Izanami-no-Okami); Why's he labeled like this? What suicidal tendencies?: Also interpretation of mine of his origin and how I try to make it more cohesive for this AU. Nami had already separated themself from their past personality (Izy) and was now wondering who or what they were at that point. As they struggled to define their godly and mortal identities, a new entity was subsequently being split from a godly whole once again. Nami managed to truly separate a godly self and their true self from each other, and now independent, it called itself Izanami-no-Okami. With "Myriad Truths," Izanami-no-Okami was defeated. Yet, the remnant not expunged by truths and now powered by the desire of solitude came to be "Hi-no-Kagutsushi."

mim also had a Marie moment where they thought if they destroyed themself everything in Inaba would be fine again, because they think theyre the problem (and one thousand other things). Kagu was also a continuation of this desire from them and promised to end their ass (yknow. like the myth). FURTHER. extending this. mim is also pretty selfless and when theres an option to sacrifice themself as an individual for the good of many they'll run towards that direction as fast as possible. making them awfully selfish in a way because others do want their ass alive.

Izy and Sho and Minazuki?: Kind of like a baby animal imprinting on the first thing they see. They met her after waking up from their coma, and with her maternal nature, she took them under her care. When she "split," to which essentially was her death, Sho bore a grudge towards her offspring, that employee thing and the punk girl walking around, after being able to recognize her scent. While Minazuki himself understands that this shouldnt be tunnel visioned, he assists Sho in finding a way to "put her back together," which leads them to make a deal with Kagutsuchi.

Kirijo related; Kurogamis: From the light novel spinoff Persona X Detective Naoto. During the events of PXDN, Nami gives errands to Sho and Kagu to simultaneously investigate Yagokoro about the "Midnight Site" and watch over Naoto Shirogane. They report back about the lack of a deity nor an unstable collective unconscious, yet they mention a secret Kirijo model android who, along with Naoto, can summon the power of Persona within the human world itself. Nami is particularly happy to hear how Naoto has matured with their new Persona they have awakened to.

Deity Rehabilitation Initiative (DRI) (IM WORKING ON A TITLE OKAY): After Nami's personal experience of godhood and wanting to protect mortals before they give birth to an otherworldly power they may not be able to control in the coming days after its birth, they begin their own initiative to travel around the world (Japan, at least) and meet deities fallen from power to help them see the beauty of life itself, hopefully letting them continue to exist and occupy their biological collective's unconscious before these gods die and newborn heartless entities come to existence.

Mira (Mikuratana-no-Kami): The second helped by the DRI (first was kagu lol i think). Was picked up after the defeat by the Kizuna Dancers. Is now back as a guardian for the city it was born from, also working as costume designer and prodigy talent among Takura Productions, and is close with the girls of Kanamin Kitchen.

Yaldabaoth: Was recovered in the middle of the False Reality, later made to apologize to Lavenza within the Velvet Room and is now under Kurusu's care (i havent decided which name i want for pego actually). Acts as some sort of guardian as he shapeshifts into different mechanical instruments for Akira to be able to pocket.

Azathoth: Parasitic deity assumed to be born mostly out of Takuto Maruki's individual will. The most problematic out of the bunch. Many have formed grudges around it (and Maruki) from its actions taken during the False Reality epidemic: trespassing collective unconscious borders and trying to influence them forcefully, putting many guardian deties at risk of possession, sickness, or even death.

Ema (EMMA, Demiurge): God born from avid users of the AI EMMA, as instructed by Kuon Ichinose. After being defeated by the Phantom Thieves, she was saved to go live a life to help humans. She would be able to meet her sister again and share her own definition of what it means to help humans, finally free of resorting to the "optimal solution." She is made to stay in Inaba, a collective that lacked influence from herself when she was once an AI. Often confused for being related to Sho.

Zen (Chronos formerly): Once a good friend to Izanami-no-Mikoto. She herself did not remember much about him, but he remembered a lot of what she taught him. He guides Marie to her memories, cautioning her still, yet providing the help he can. He is not able to reunite with Nami, but they are well aware he has moved on happily.

Nagi (Enlil): The most cooperative of those assisted by the DRI. She is able to share experiences and sentiments with Nami and other deities. She has her own wishes to find Hikari and be able to see her in the eye. She is now a real movie theatre curator based in Japan during the 20XX timeline and shows Hikari's and many other independent works. She feels rather unsatisfied with the relationship she has with Nami, as they see her as their late mother (AWKWARD)

#ask to tag #persona 4 spoilers #persona 4 arena spoilers #persona 4 dancing spoilers #persona 5 royal spoilers #persona 5 strikers spoilers #persona q spoilers #persona q2 spoilers #sulululat #gsa sl au #ゲッー #// DONE WRITING GOOD NIGHT TO THIS FOREVER #// 'the hell is there so much of this' ive been thinking for three years

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frickin-sumi-from-persona-5 · 6 months

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i need to get p5r post-canon headcanons (some of these aren't really headcanons they're just me making my own b plots lmao) off my chest. i finished royal last night and i have so much i wanna talk about. its headcanon dump time i guess

(obviously huge spoilers for persona 5 royal)

fyi- these are all super unorganized and some of them don't make a lot of sense without the others. Sorry this is a mess lmao i just wanted to throw my thoughts out there.

also! i named my mc Ren

- akechi didn't die that's not canon. when the wish star thingy turned mona into a helicopter it did so because of ren wishing hard enough for all his friends to be safe. this extends to akechi & maruki and both of them made it out alive

- when he goes into the velvet room after grabbing maruki, ren thinks akechi geniunely did die and starts having a full on breakdown and then akechi just says something to the effect of "you never change" and ren turns around to see akechi leaning against the wall in the velvet room and ren is relieved

- meanwhile akechi is just like "well. i'm alive and i have to accept the consequences of my actions long term now. what the fuck. i hate this guy" but is secretely happy ren cared that much

(fwiw i ship ren/sumi/akechi as a poly trio but they aren't together as of the end of royal, just ren/sumi with akechi kinda third wheeling from time to time)

- after maruki's palace, he still has azathoth as his persona but decides to discontinue any further research.

- on that note, the metaverse wasn't erased. lavenza hand waved that well enough the first time. it takes a little bit for it to get back to normal though. the new path in mementos is still there and mementos just kinda changes gradually over time anyhow

- ren actually did let maruki go through with his plan originally, but lavenza was able to help him go back and make the right choice. because of this ren deeply wants to see a future where him and all his friends are alive and happy

- after the battle with maruki he begs sojiro to let him stay at leblanc and sojiro really does try but ultimately joker has to leave

- Akechi being revived after everything went to normal means he's basically homeless, ren makes sojiro reluctantly agree to let Akechi stay in the attic.

- Akechi has to work at the cafe at first but he can't make coffee for shit so Sojiro just lets him off the hook.

- Ren is heartbroken on his return to his hometown (somewhere close to but not specifically Inaba, maybe Okina?)

- Futaba and Sojiro make a good case for him to come back, and Shujin academy actually backs this up because of his performance last year (also Kawakami)

- after a few months away Ren moves back to youngen. The metaverse has kinda settled and it's back to normal, and the phantom theives resume business as usual

- im. basically just writing fanfic here lmao

- Haru and Makoto move in together to save on costs. Is this gay? time will tell

- Ryuji transfers to a different school due to the move but still hangs out with the gang

- Ann does study abroad after all, and she's sad to go but she wishes the theives luck from wherever she goes (maybe Los Angeles?)

- Haru keeping Okumura foods never happened either. She was able to mostly dissipate the company in an effort to try to distribute the wealth better. Of course, this didn't actually work completely and there are still many powerful ex-okumura foods executives out there, but Haru is happy she did her part.

- Around the time or Ren returning, the phantom theives go through a big transformation of trying to determine their values (as well as who they are).

- Ren makes Akechi stay around with the phantom theives and the entire team kinda hates him except Ren and Sumi, although eventually people start warming up to him.

- Ren convinces the Phantom Theives to let Akechi stay around because he thinks that the phantom theives of all people should believe in letting people change. They agree on the condition that they check if Akechi has a palace. He doesn't and so he stays around. He does come to geniunely regret his actions and tries and makes up for them.

- After spending YEARS not dare letting anyone see any flaws with him, Akechi becomes just kinda burnt out. He's just a pathetic little failboy now and he knows it and hates himself for it. He's not good at asking for help

- Also Akechi 100% has some kind of trauma disorder/personality disorder. I don't know too much about it but from what I know i wanna say i headcanon akechi with npd

- ren is transmasc. there's not much of an in-universe explanation that would make sense here but he's trans. he has tboy swag.

- ren is kinda fucked up but has grown used to the horrors(tm) and doesn't give a fuck anymore.

- there's no good headcanon i can make with ryuji. like he's just a guy and we love him for it

- ann absolutely has a crush on shiho and i ship them. ann thinks she's "just an ally lol" until one day it hits her and she's like. oh. i'm gay.

- yusuke is probably bi or something. you cannot tell me he doesn't like men in some capacity. actually wait maybe he's aro/ace spec. i don't even know with him i just think my man's funky.

- also yusuke is 100% autistic. i think most of the phantom theives are kinda neurodivergent in some way, but Yusuke & Futaba stand out as being the Autistics of the bunch(tm)

- Makoto wanted to be a police commissioner but kinda comes to the realisation that won't do anything so she kinda just has a crisis. Both hee and Haru spent their lives accepting oppressive systems and they're kinda just recoiling at what they'll do now.

- Futaba doesn't make any new friends in school but she's happy things are back to normal. She's in the same class as Sumire.

- Haru has no idea what to study in college and neither does Makoto. She ends up taking Psychology and Makoto ends up taking intro to law even though neither of them are sure what they want for the future.

- Akechi ultimately resigns from going to school but helps Ren & Sumi out with homework when they ask

- Sumire and Futaba get Kawakami's class as their homeroom. Futaba calls Kawakami a "milf" and it annoys Sumi. Futaba knows it annoys her and she does it on purpose.

- Sumire is trans. Kasumi isn't. Sumire looked up to her sister and wanted to be a girl so when she finally got the chance to be someone she looked up to and erase her guilt of course she took it. A big part of the reason why she didn't want to stop being Kasumi was gender dysphoria. Sumire wasn't her name prior to this I can only assume she had a deadname. Maybe she chooses Sumire to honor her sister.

- Hifumi becomes a phantom theif eventually. I've speculated about this too much and now I want it to be real.

- Akechi and Sumi have a showtime attack. I'm not sure exactly what It would entail but I can picture Akechi saying something like "I can be elegant when I want to"

- After Hereward forms, Akechi is no longer a wild card. As Akechi grows and recovers as a person, his metaverse outfit changes, and eventually it looks like something along the lines of his White Suit, but with a different color palette. The top mask part of his helmet/mask is the only part that sticks around, now my boy has his hair out and can breathe (and take off his mask dramatically like the theater kid he is)

- The Royal Trio probably become a proper trio like sometime in the early fall (after ren comes back to yongen). Akechi and Sumi are initially very jealous of the time they spend with Ren but come to realise that the time spent with the three of them is the time that matters most of all.

- The Phantom theives ultimately decide that because of the money and treasure they get from Infiltrating Mementos/Palaces, most of them don't need jobs. They spend their money cautiously so they don't like. Fuck up the economy and/or tip off law enforcement.

- Eventually members who were undecided with their lives ultimately resolve to be one of the phantom theives and just do that full time. Sumi, Yusuke, and Ann are exceptions right now, with Sumi chasing her dreams to be a Professional Gymnast. Somewhere much later down the road I think the phantom theives decide to follow these goals as a team. Sumi and Ann traveling for work could probably make a great cover for the Phantom Theives.

(although i'm not thinking about their characters beyond ren graduating high school. this is more their POV and what they aspire to do for the future)

- I imagine the phantom Theives kinda just become like Tokyo's superheroes in that they have threats come up from time to time and just kinda deal with it as necessary

- People can talk to their personas at any time, but can only summon them in the metaverse. A lot of Personas have things to say throughout the day that they make some commentary on. Most of them are fairly reliable for advice, but don't technically know any more than the person they're apart of.

- Joker is a bit of an exception to this rule, due to having more than one Persona. If he wants to talk to them he kinda has to tap into his mind and see them all. It's not particularly difficult it just requires a little bit of focus, and there's usually not much of a reason to do it.

- Also his personas manifest physically in the velvet room as well.

- At a certain point Mona just kinda comes into the velvet room too and just fucks around while joker is working his ass off to fuse the most overpowered persona

- i don't really know anything about strikers but quite frankly if i ever get around to playing it i'm gonna disregard half of it as not canon and then just take the most important story elements and also sophie and just incorporate it into my perception of persona 5

- Maruki considers teaming up with the Phantom Theives, and ultimately decides against it, although he helps them out every now and again.

- Personal favorite. Maruki was able to manipulate mementos to his will and create a whole new path, and The Phantom theives are curious in seeing if they can do the same thing. After a bit of work, they end up creating a safe room that takes on the appearance of theives den. This has the effect of the cognition believing the Phantom Theives are safe and out of the way, making it easier for them to slip by the radar.

- If Futaba is ever really busy Lavenza subs in for her and does the navigating.

It's kinda funny how canon-divergent all of this is. Because I'm normally someone who religiously sticks to canon and doesn't like it when fanworks stray too far from the established canon. That said, Persona 5's ending felt kinda sad and I want some copium. not me casually rewriting their reality in my mind the day after beating dr maruki

anyhow now i gotta play strikers :3

#persona 5 #persona 5 headcanons

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nebulaleaf · 10 months

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Hi so, I know no one brought this up and no probably cares but consider how Arsene and Satanael (and/or possibly Lavenza (who I'm counting in here because you know, the Anima/Animus shit, so technically she's apart of Akira) factors in. You know how there's like, debates n shit about whether or not the father, the ghost, and the holy spirit are technically the same people but distinct as well? Yeah. I'm not sure how or what this all means in context of the characters, but I'm sure you can find something juicy in this somewhere if ya look hard enough

i dont know anything so i leave it to anyone reading this to pick it apart. just know i AM losing my shit this is hilarious/awesome

#the father (arsene) the son (akira) the holy spirit (satanael)#oh shid lavenza righg #p5ram

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boatemlag · 1 year

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wait there are hidden bosses in persona 5

Yes! I won't spoil too much, because IDK if you've finished the game, anon. But there are three hidden bosses in P5 Royal, and each require specific circumstances to unlock. They're required for the Thieves Den achievement, and I'm mostly sure you have to be NG+ ("new game plus", a mode you unlock by loading a completed save file that carries over some of your data) to unlock two of them. To unlock two (but not the same two, I'll explain) you have to be in Royal's third semester (achieved by maxing out the Counselor confidant before November 17th).

Potential spoilers under the cut!

The Twins - As far as I know, there's no special condition for unlocking this fight, besides being in NG+. I'm pretty sure it has to be done in Mementos, but any time between 5/9 and 12/17 (though I could be wrong?). This is what I'd consider to be the second hardest of the bunch, but as long as you come prepared you should be fine. There is a turn limit on this, I believe 50 turns, before they auto-defeat you. My biggest tips are: 1. don't let either twin get a 1-more, as they are capable of Baton Passing. I waited until my third playthrough to give my party each the Ring of Vanity accessories, as it nulls weaknesses and otherwise you'd be relying on evasion. Make sure Joker's personas don't have weaknesses. 2. Down both twins at the same time, because they can heal/revive each other.

Lavenza - This is the hardest of the bunch. You must be in NG+ AND have defeated the twins. This is only available in Mementos in third semester. I cannot stress that this is the only boss fight in Royal that I've had to retry. Save before going in. I mean that. She consists of 4 unique phases with conditions that MUST be met. I have so much I can say in way of tips for this fight, but I'll keep it short: 1. same as before, do NOT let her exploit weaknesses. 2. Bring Yoshizawa and continually remember to use Brave Step, because you will need it come the crit phase. 3. My winning party was actually Haru, Ryuji, and Sumi. Haru is great for the technical round, Sumi for crits, and Ryuji is just... good to have. You will probably be using Joker mostly to buff and heal until the final phase. 4. Stock up on charge/concentrate items and make sure to get items that lower enemy defense. I'll make a comprehensive guide if anyone cares but I'll stop here.

Jose - Easy fight. As long as you have SP restoring items, this one is very easy. To unlock this, collect all the stamps and meet Jose in the bottom of third semester's new area in Mementos. He will only use magic attacks, and I think resists physical, so bring good magic users and just hit him a lot.

Again, I'll make a Lavenza guide if anyone wants, but yeah. These are the hidden bosses in P5R.

#asks #p5 #anon

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tzviaariella · 1 year

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Meant to Be

(Originally a Twitter threadfic; crossposting here to preserve it.)

"Everything will go back to the way it was meant to be. There are no exceptions."

You try to accept it. You do. But when you wake up on Christmas morning, you are in Leblanc, and Akechi is in an interrogation room.

Maruki gave him his freedom, not his life.

It should be a relief. It isn't. For all of Akechi's many (so very many) crimes, your heart is the only jail you ever wanted him in. But when Sae gets you a visit, when you apologize, his laugh could cut through bone:

"Don't flatter yourself, Joker. I'm not doing this for you."

You're not? Stop being an idiot. I don't understand.

"I sacrificed everything--everything--to be the one to drag my father down. Then YOU changed his heart. All I have left is to tell the world everything we did together and force him to acknowledge me as his son in court. I'll be damned before I let you take that from me, too."

He has confessed to crimes enough to lock him up forever, yet you are the one who feels guilt. He seems to enjoy that. The bulletproof glass of the visiting area is another door slammed shut between you, but this time, you know he's still alive.

You can reach him.

You must.

He refuses any help from Sae. He refuses any help from you. As far as the Phantom Thieves are concerned, this is the appropriate outcome.

"He's alive," they tell you. "Just because he was hurt doesn't mean he shouldn't face consequences. That's why we changed hearts, isn't it?"

You think about changing Akechi's heart, forcing him to see how stupid he's being. You're stronger than him, after all. You always were. But the Meta-Nav and the Velvet Room are gone. The Phantom Thieves are over. The only place you remain Joker is in your dreams.

So you sleep.

You dream of the Metaverse, again and again, and every night you push the dream further. You push until you find the boundaries, and then you tear through them. When you do, you find yourself in the Velvet Room, but it isn't a jail.

Akechi is a prisoner. You are something else.

You find yourself in a courtroom. Reasonable enough. You've been on trial for most of the past year, with varying degrees of literalness. But Igor's seat at the judge's bench is empty, and Lavenza looks alarmed.

"You should not be here. Things are how they were meant to be."

Are you sure? Bullshit. I don't care.

You summon Satanael in all his enormity, and she has no choice but to retreat. That's fine. She wasn't helpful, anyway. On a whim, you seat yourself on the judge's bench.

It feels wrong.

But not very.

You have your way into the Metaverse now, and you use it whenever you can. You skip school. You lie to Sojiro. You leave your friends' texts unread. They weren't helpful, anyway, none of them. You'll have to do this yourself.

Akechi always did. And you're stronger.

You find the prosecutor's shadow. The judge's. The warden's. One by one, you win them to your side. You've always been personable, persuasive, and this is no different. It's persuasion, nothing more. You find Ohya's--she can help. Yoshida's. Others.

You persuade them all.

You win Akechi's release, but he doesn't come to Leblanc. Doesn't contact you at all. You send him text after text with no reply, text your friends for the first time in two months. No one responds to you. But on February 3rd, they all come through your courtroom door.

You're confused. None of them should be in here. You rise from your judge's bench to greet them and see that their faces are all grim.

"You know what we're here for, Joker," Akechi says. "This isn't you."

You don't understand. And then...you do.

You explain yourself--the actions you've taken, your triumphs, your reasons. You've always been personable, persuasive, and these are your friends. They ought to support you. You can't understand why they don't.

You'll just have to persuade them.

The battle should be easy. You've always been stronger. But Akechi fights like you've never seen him fight before, and the rest--your friends, your teammates--hold nothing back. Neither do you. You can't even hate them for hurting you. In a strange way, you feel proud.

You lose.

"It was risky, coming in without a calling card," Akechi says coldly. "But I thought the date would do. If ever you would fear losing everything, it's today, calling card or not."

He has beaten you at your strongest. That's what he wanted. He should look happier.

Do you hate me? You're making a huge mistake. This isn't how things were meant to be.

You see Akechi's face soften, just for a moment. Then he laughs, and his laugh is hard. "No," he agrees. "No, it isn't."

The courtroom is crumbling around you, but you can't persuade yourself to move. Your heart hasn't changed. Your heart has broken.

Everything hurts.

You don't remember him lifting you, or the form his Velvet Room takes when he carries you through the door. You remember none of the past few months at all. But when you wake up on February 4, you are in prison, and Akechi is dead.

Just as things were always meant to be.

#fanfiction #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #goro akechi #akira kurusu

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blackhakumen · 2 years

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Mini Fanfic #1024: Scary Café Stories (Persona 5 x Sonic)

9:45 p.m. at LeBlanc Café........

Omega: (Holding a Flashlight In Front of his Face) And so, as the poor, defenseless paper silently accepts it's fate as it approaches the small yet menacingly machinery, it's body slowly begins to get torn down towards the bottom of the bin as the once proud specimen has now been reduced to small, tiny pieces of substance. Now all the device of destruction can do now is wait. Wait for another unlucky soul to meet the similar demise by it's operating functions, with no care or remorse whatsoever. The End.

Everyone in the room begins to applaud the Ultimate E-Series robot as the lights turns back on.

Futuba: (Smiles Brightly) Nice one, big guy!~

Sojiro: (Standing Behind the Counter) Was not expect a paper shredder to be intimidating until now. Nicely done.

Omega: (Stands Up and Bows Towards his Peers Beside Both Sides of Him) Thank you all for the applause. It has took me approximately two hours, fifteen minutes, and thirty-six seconds to come up with this story in particular before approaching here. (Smiles Brightly) I am proud of the end results I made here tonight.

Haru: (Smiles Softly) As you should be~ Now, does anyone else here would like to tell a horror story for tonight?

Sae: ('Sigh') I suppose I'll give this one a go. If you would kindly, Sojiro.

Sojiro turns the lights back off as Sae holds the flashlight and turns it on in front of her.

Sae: One day, on a bright, sunny afternoon of September, a young, up and coming prosecutor begins her second week working at the Tokyo District Special Investigation Department. As she steps inside her office however, she was greeted to very horrific sight. One where no men or women should ever have to see on any afternoon workday: tall, poorly structured, mountain top-

Sojiro: Paperwork?

Sae: (Slowly Turns her Head to Sojiro with a Deadpinned Look on her Face) .........Yes, Sojiro. Paperwork.

Futuba: DADUMMMM!.....

Sae: ('Sigh') Really didn't need da-dum noise there, Futuba, but thanks anyways I suppose.......

Futuba happily gives Sae a thumbs up with her tongue out beside her lip.

Morgana: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) You're....actually scared of them or something?

Sae: No. (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) But I do feel immense amount of dreaded by just looking at them piling up my desk....They're the worst.

Lavenza: (Smiles Softly) Oh I wouldn't say the process is all terrible. It could be a relaxing experience every once and a while. Especially when you get to listen to your selection of music throughout all of it.

Omega: (Nodded in Agreement) Agreement concede. It could also be served as a time waster depending on the workers' working schedule.

Sae: True, but whenever I do them, it would always lead me to get off later than usual, thus making me even more exhausted.....(Smiles a Little) But it's nice to see you two find some enjoyment out of it. Which reminds me.....(Turns Back to the Young Velvet Girl) Lavenza-san, would you like to tell us a horror story next?

Lavenza: (Happily Nodded) Of course! It's been a while since I've done some storytelling, so you'll have to forgive me if I get rusty on a few areas.

Futuba: (Smiles Brightly) Nah, don't worry. You'll do just. I mean, your story can't be any worse than what your boyfriend here came up with.

Morgana: (Glares at Futuba) Hey, what's wrong with my Poisonous Catnip story? A cat actually died in that one!

Futuba: ('Scoffs') Please, Mona. How could it died from a catnip that easily if it has eight more lives to spare?

Morgana: (Groans While Rolling his Eyes) Again with this? Cats don't have nine lives, Futuba. It's one of those myths people made up for whatever dumb reason they can think of.

Omega: I highly find that information inaccurate. Last week, I saw a nearby alley cat get struck by a bolt of lightning and was able to get himself back up approximately ten point fifty-seven seconds later.

Futuba: (Raises her Hands Up) Exactly! If a cat survived a freaking lightning to the face, then we're pretty sure the one from your story could get through eating some nasty, rotten can of catnip in his sleep.

Morgana: (Rolls his Eyes) Highly doubt that, but whatever floats your boats I guess....

Lavenza: (Smiles Softly Towards her Boyfriend Beside Her as She Hugs Him) Cheer up, Mona-Chan. I thought your catnip was a spendid horror story.

Haru: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhm. And very well detailed as well.

Morgana: Thanks, girls. At least there's SOME PEOPLE in here who appreciate my work!

Futuba: Dude, of course your mom and girlfriend are the only ones who likes your story. Also, Omega-Kun's a robot, don't be rude.

Omega: Robophobia!

Sojiro: ('Sigh') Alright, alright, settle down. We don't have all night here. Lavenza?

Lavenza: (Eyes Widened a Bit) Ah. Yes.

Lavenza clears her throat before she was given a flashlight as she begins to tell her tale.

Lavenza: Long ago, there once was a boy who decided to tag along with his group of friends to venture through a nearby forest after their time at school has ended for the day. The trip itself was normal enough at first, but eventually, as they've gotten more farther into the woods, the boys soon realized how.....eerily dark the atmosphere has gotten. The wind begins to blow harshly, the branches start to creek slowly, many of the owls' bright eyes begins to slowly stare down upon the lost travelers, and the wolves and coyotes could be heard howling in the minimum distance. The boy tries to talk his friends into calming down, with little success, but it was unfortunately short lived as he hears a murderous growl behind him. As he slowly turns around, the boy and friends were greeted to a horrific sight of a giant, abnormal beast glaring at them int he shadows. Sharp claws, razor blade teeth, and eyes that could stare upon your entire soul an instant. These details were more than enough for the childern to runaway to dear life. Unfortunately, the boy, running behind them, manage to trip and gets his foot stuck under a tree branch. He's tries....and tries.....and tries as hard as he could to get himself out. He able to succeed of course, but with the cost of his life as a dark, shadowy hand grabs hold of his body, yanking him back to the depths of darkness, ripping him shreads in a matter of seconds!The loud, vicious roar and the screeching scream for help and agony were the only few noises echoing through the other children's ears as they continued running back to their homes, all of them being too afraid to even think about turning their heads around. The next day goes by and the group of childern has decided to never speak or step foot on that cursed forest for as long as they live, despite the guilt weighing on each of their hearts to tis day.. And thus, the young boy.... their one and only friend...and the unfortunate victim....was never heard from.....ever. again. (Smiles Brightly) The End~

The entire café went completely silent in shock and fear as Sojiro turns the lights back on.

Sae: Well......That was.....a something alright.

Morgana: Guys, I think my girlfriend beats us all in the story department.

Haru/Sae Mmhmm/I see no objections to that.

Futuba/Omega: Yep.

Lavenza: ('Gasps') I have? Truly (Raises her Hands Up in Glee) Horray!~ I didn't even know it was a contest.

Sojiro: It wasn't. You just had a more terrifying story than everyone. Hell, I don't even think my story could ever come close to topping that....

Lavenza: (Turns to Sojiro) What would your story be about, Mr. Sojiro?

Sojiro: Something coffee related.

Futuba: (Rolls her Eyes) Of course........

Omega: 100% predictability detected.

Sojiro: Don't get smart with me, you too.

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#persona 5 #sonic series #futaba sakura #e 123 omega #morgana #haru okumaru #sae niijima #sojiro sakura #lavenza #scary storytelling #humor #fluff #apologies for making Lavenza's story a lot longer than the others #this is the first time i came up with a horror story and this is the one i just thought of #Morgana x lavenza

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symphonic-scream · 11 months

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Tell me about Death!Lavenza because I’m a sucker for Human!Lavenza content.

Sorry this took me far too long to get to I have no explanation either so. Let's talk about the Swap Lavenza

She's a recently graduated med student taking care of her younger sisters all on her own. She inherited quite a bit of money when their parents died, and often will give treatment to residents in the area if they are unable to pay right away, in exchange for favours (ie, groceries, watching the twins for a spell, or even just delayed payment or pay installments)

At the same time, Justine and Caroline actively make and sell drugs. Lavenza is unaware. She gives Yusuke regular check ups and such, but the twins sell him the meds for Mementos

#chaos swap

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ask-the-phan-site · 1 year

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Phan Cam: Heart to Heart and Hand in Hand

>December 25, Christmas Day...

>Chrono Rabbit in Akihabara.

Alright, everyone, all together...

Happy Holidays!

>My parents and their friends, including Panther’s parents, rented out the entire restaurant for a Christmas party for us Phantom Thieves and some of our other friends.

Thank you, Dad, for this party.

Jonny: You’re welcome. It’s just a shame Adi had his own plans.

Yeah, same for Makoto. They and the rest of the Future Avengers went to a Holiday party up in Attilan. Mom went with ‘em.

It’s not so bad. Me and Pete still came. We wanted to give you our gifts in person.

Skull: (feeling a little happy) Thanks, Harry.

But Makoto did get you a nice gift before he left.

Skull: Yeah, prime seats for an upcoming soccer game. Nothing World Cup since they’re finished, but still a good game.

Okay, enough small talk. It’s present time.

Skull: Whoa, girl. There’s still a few more guests comin’.

Really? I thought those two kids were the last ones to show. (points his thumb at Lavenza and Jose)

I am aware that there are more guests coming. Most of them were invited here by the best friend of the Trickster and one family was invited by girl who makes art with her movements.

I hope they get here soon. I was told they would be in Tokyo because his father’s pen pale lives here.

I still can’t believe you invited that kid and his family over here.

Violet: Please be nice, Dad. It’s Christmas. What do you have against him, anyway? He’s such a nice young man.

Violet’s Father: I still think you’re a little too young to be in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong, I like him. He even comes from a military family. I guess after all this time... I still think of your sister.

Violet: I know, Dad, I miss her, too. But you have to trust me. I can’t stay in the nest forever.

Violet’s Father: I know. Just be careful. I still want to see you as often as I like.

Violet: I know, Dad.

>There was a knock on the door.

Violet: I think that’s them. They said they were close by and would arrive soon.

>With that, Aunt Erica answers the door.

We’re here, everyone!

Hey, the Hausers are in the house!

You don’t have to announce us like that.

Violet: We’re just happy you could make it.

Yeah, I guess.

Don’t tell me you’re still shy, honey. And it looked like you two had so much fun at the Gateway Arch.

Mr. Hauser: (laughing a bit) To be fair, Connie, it was just them at the time.

>Vince was getting a little embarrassed and Violet couldn’t help but smile which made him smile too... which lead to Violet’s father giving him a glare... which earned him a glare from Mr. and Mrs. Hauser... and the sudden sound of someone jumping in after the Hausers.

You’re plus one, I take?

Duke: Yeah, he just happened to be in the neighborhood.

Snake Eyes: ...

Violet: Anyway, I’m so glad you’re all here. Mr. Hauser, is your pen pal joining us, too?

Mr. Hauser: No. He said he wanted to, but he said that he and his brother who he hasn’t seen in a long time have a lot of Christmases to catch up on. But they said they might join us for New Years.

(whispering) He’s probably here to discuss that thing from you were talking about at the school festival.

>There was another knock on the door... Whoever was there was really big.

Skull: That’d be my guests. Let ‘em in.

Fair warnin’, you may wanna brace yourselves.

>Erica answers the door... She gasps a bit, but stands her ground and let’s Skull’s guests in.

Nothing can be more nice than spending Christmas with good friends and family... Even though I’m sometimes bad company.

>Alexander Paine, Skull’s father, and his newly reacquainted gang members, Spydah and Flesh, had arrived... However, Flesh was having trouble fitting through the door.

(laughing) Guess they didn’ thought about you comin’, big boy!

Shut it, Roger!

I’ve got it.

>Panther twirls her finger and the door magically expands enough for Flesh to squeeze through and get inside. Once he did, the door returned to normal.

Panther: I should thank Bloom and Tecna for that interior design spell. Bloom said it really comes in handy when she’s helping Mike and Venessa at their house or the flower store. I even used it to help fix up the apartment every now and again.

Joker: (taking notes in the new dairy with the magic pen) You should teach me that, too. Maybe I can use it to redecorate the attic for me and Yusuke.

May I request extra space to set up my art station? That way, I don’t have to pack up my supplies every night before we go to bed or if we have guest and have to set up the table.

Hey, while you’re at it, why not do the whole café? Maybe fix up the bathroom. Extra points if you add one of those diner stools at the counter or replace the booth seats’ upholstery with Corinthian leather... I’m just joking. Don’t do anything to the café without at least making sure it’s okay with me... But seriously, do you think you can fix up the bathroom?

Oracle: I understand. It looks like it’s seen better days. I think the sinks clogged and the toilet keeps leaking big time.

TMI, Futaba. TMI.

Queen: I can’t believe you invited those three.

Skull: I know. But it’s Christmas and Mom said I should really give him another chance.

Paine: Indeed. Even I have to respect the truce that is this holiday.

????: But just in case, that’s why we came.

>We saw that A.T.O.M. had also arrived.

Paine: Manning, it’s been awhile.

Actually, last week, we stopped you three from trying to stealing a mind-enhancing helmet that you were going to use to spread your pain around.

Paine: ... Fair enough.

Really, old man?

Paine: ... I’m a villain. What do you want from me?

Skull: Yeesh, I’m beginnin’ to think Goro was right about invintin’ Axel and the others.

Crow: Yes. Just in case Paine, Spydah, or Flesh didn’t try anything, we would ask the team who dealt with them more times than anyone could count to keep them in line to ensure this party goes without a hitch.

(sorry, Hawk, but this was the only picture I could find) With me around, every party goes without a hitch.

As long as you don’t go flirting with every pretty girl you meet.

>We couldn’t help but laugh a little at that while Hawk just glared at King.

Skull: Anyway, I’m glad you guys could make it. I’m surprised your families were cool with it.

Thanks to Lioness’s mom, they’re not far.

They’re staying at the Wilton Hotel. We thought a trip to Tokyo for the Fight Before Christmas Tournament, Christmas, and New Years would be the perfect gift for them.

That’s nice of you and your mother, Lioness chan. We should spend New Years with them while we can.

Lioness: I’ll let her know.

Speaking of the Fight Before Christmas, for those of you hadn’t got the results yet, here they are.

Joker: I still can’t believe I didn’t make it.

Queen: But at least you made it out of the First Round.

Joker: That’s true. And congrats on making it to 3rd Place.

Duke: We didn’t get to see the tournament. We know Joe Akamine is the champ, did Yuki finally beat his rival?

Queen: Well... No. In the end Joe remains the champion. But I don’t think Yuki is done. He’ll try again next year, I know it.

Admin: Not unless Soul Taker gets to him before he does.

Spydah: (confused) What’s with the shades, kid? (takes Admin’s sunglasses with one of his “appendages”)

Hey, give those back, they’re mine! Roger kun, I mean it!

Spydah: (getting a little upset about being called his real name) The name’s Spydah!

Lioness: Just do as he says, Spydah.

>Spydah, not wanting to start anything, gives Admin back his sunglasses.

Admin: (putting his shades back on) Thank you.

Peter: (shaking his head) You give arachnids a bad name.

Spydah: Hmph!

Joker: Calm down, we just want this party to go on without any problems.

I’m beginning to regret coming here today. I only came to give my contribution to the party. I bought a many boxes as I could.

Turkish Delight on a(n almost) moonlit knight.

Turkish Delights. I haven’t had any in a long time. Me and my father used to have them every Christmas.

Roderick: Even though I already made so much for the dessert table. Still, it’s a great gift. Thanks, Abul.

Abul: You’re welcome, my friend.

>Another knock comes from the door. Aunt Erica answers it.

I heard there’s a party here.

Fox: I’m so glad you could come.

Flesh: (surprised) Wow! I didn’t know you guys know Taro Kitano.

Taro: I’m Yusuke’s old man... And I’m not alone.

>Suddenly, Snake Eyes unsheathes his sword and runs to the entrance of the restaurant...

KLANG!

>The sound of metal could be heard.

Taro: (grabbing Snake Eyes’s arm) Relax, Silent Pajamas, he’s with me.

>Snake Eyes puts his sword back as Taro’s plus one come in with him.

I come all the way back to Japan to spend the Holidays with relatives and I’m greeted by an Arashikaga ninja.

Axel: And I thought Dragon was like that.

Fox: It’s nice for you to be here, Ojisan.

Goemon: It was not easy, but I am here now.

Joker: If you’re here, does this mean my favorite cousin is close by?

Goemon: (shaking his head) He and Jigen have their own Holiday plans this year... Mostly Jigen chasing him chasing Fujiko. I last saw them in the Sahara Desert.

Joker: Well that’s a shame. Maybe another time.

Paine: (a sadistic look on his face) I agree... And I have a few choice words for him about his father and grandfather.

Axel: (face palms himself) Really?

Goemon: I’m not going to ask for the sake that it is the Holidays.

Jonny: It’s so good to see you two again, Taro, Goemon.

Taro: Yes. And we’ll be family soon.

>Me and Fox smile as we hold hands lovingly.

Skull: (smiling) I can’t wait for when we get married.

(also holding Skull’s hand lovingly) As if we weren’t already from what I’ve heard.

Peter: (also smiling) Don’t we know.

Harry: (also holding Peter’s hand lovingly with a smile) You said it.

>Another knock was on the door and it was answered.

Heard there was a party going on. Thought we drop in.

Oracle: You guys made it!

>Team Core-Tech and Six come inside.

Joker: It’s good to see you guys again.

Same here. It’s been way too long.

I am still pretty new to how these Holiday parties go. I think they may not be the same as the ones we have back home. Even if our worlds are similar.

Really? How did you celebrate it before?

It’s mostly just traveling and trying to stop Eklipse. I think we had fudge once.

You remember the fudge, Bren. The rest of us just exchanged whatever gifts we could find.

Noir: That sound complicated.

Chase: Not really. But it does get a little boring after a while.

Queen: Well, hopefully this will be a nice change of pace.

This will probably be the first actual Christmas I’ve celebrated.

Bren: Am I even going to ask how Dr. Klipse celebrates the Holidays?

Dax: Probably best not to know, mate. Or we might never sleep at night again.

Paine: Do as he says, boy. Don’t ask questions that you’ll regret knowing the answers to.

If that’s everyone... This is everyone, right?

(panicking) Nope, everyone’s here. I’m here. You’re here. We’re all here. No one else is coming. Let’s get this party going.

Is something the matter, Vincent? You’ve been panicky all day.

Joker: Yeah. We haven’t seen you spazz out this much since... Wait, don’t tell me...

Vincent: (sighs) I checked my email this morning... She’s in Tokyo now.

Does she know we’re here?

Vincent: I don’t know. She said she was staying with a “friend” in Ikebukuro. I have no idea who it is, but I have a very bad feeling about this.

Rin: Do you think we should cancel?

Joker: No, I think she wants us to show her she still has power over Uncle Vincent. We’ll continue. But let’s keep our eyes open.

>Then, there was a knock on the door that made the three of us jump a bit.

Boss: (laughing) I don’t know what’s got you three so jumpy. It’s just my guests.

Oracle: You invited someone?

Boss: Pretty much. Let them in.

>With that, Erica answers the door.

Albert: We’re here!

Franz: Sorry, if we’re a little late. Some of us had a bit of a sleepy start.

Forgive me. That was an excellent party last night.

Only because you said they had the good stuff.

Lucien: That rose wine was probably the best I’ve had in a long time.

Boss: Glad you could finally be here. Though, you’re a little overdressed.

Valentine: Sorry. It was sort of last minute, we didn’t have time to change into our regular clothes.

Maximilien: All we did was clean up a bit, sprayed perfume and cologne, and got in our cars.

Which we decorated by the way. I mean, I don’t usually celebrate Christmas since I’m Jewish, but I think I did a great job. Look.

>We all look out the front window to see Eugenie's car, Lucien’s car, Maximilien’s motorbike, and Renaud's car were decorated for the Holidays.

Erica: (wondering) A Jew who is good with cars... Kind of like Toby.

Renaud: You miss him, don’t you?

Erica: No one has seen or heard from him since Thanksgiving two years ago. That was when we first met you.

Renaud: ... Don’t worry. I’m sure something came up. You’ll see him again soon.

Erica: ... I hope you’re right.

Anyway, shall we get started?

Boss: Now we know we’re all here.. Let’s begin.

Sophie: First off: The Secret Santas. Those who have a number, please form a circle in the middle of the room.

Not all of us, I’m afraid.

>We all look to the corner of the restaurant... that was blocked off by dividers... but the silhouette of a man is clearly visible.

I’m sure they’ll reveal themselves when it’s time for them to give their gift.

Anyway, let’s get to it.

>A circle of chairs is set. Me, Fox, Skull, Crow, Panther, Mona, Queen, Noir, Oracle, Violet, Wolf, Rook, Queen’s Sister, Lavenza, Jose, Wolf’s Daughter, and Rook’s Friend set in them. Our mystery guest remained in his place.

>From me to Panther:

>From Fox to Crow:

>From Skull to Rook’s friend:

>Crow to Fox:

>Panther to Lavenza:

>From Mona to Rook:

>From Queen to Wolf:

>From Noir to Violet:

>From Oracle to Joker:

>From Violet to Jose:

>From Sophie to Skull:

>From Wolf to our Mystery Guest:

>From Rook to Queen’s Sis:

>From Boss to Oracle:

>From Sis to Queen:

>From Admin to Noir:

>From Lavenza to Mona:

>From Jose to Admin:

>From Wolf’s Daughter to Panther’s Friend:

>From Rook’s Friend to Boss: A gift card.

>From Panther’s Friend to Sophie: A music playlist.

Panther’s Friend: I wasn’t sure what to get a computer for Christmas. This is the best I could come up with.

Sophie: I live it, Shiho san, thank you. Is this the newest song by Kanamin Kitchen?

Panther’s Friend: (happy) It sure is. I think I also have songs from Next HarMEOWny.

>Sophie and Panther’s Friend seem happy with this.

Wolf’s Daughter: I’m the last one to get a gift. I wonder what I got from our mystery guest.

?????: I’m sure you’ll like it. Check your phone.

>Wolf’s Daughter checks her phone... WHAT!?

Hello, Akane Hasigawa, I am EMMA 2.0.

>Seeing this, we now know who our mysterious guest was. Then, he steps out of his hiding place.

Does this seem like a nightmare to you? A bad dream? ... I was actually trying to make an exciting entrance.

How humiliating. I should have seen this coming.

Same here.

Akira Konoe: (making a the peace sign) Relax, you lot, it’s Christmas. I come in peace... By the way, thanks, Zenkichi, for the pin.

Wolf: (suspicious) How are you even out of prison? I thought you got life for framing the Phantom Thieves and for killing your father.

Akira Konoe: Meh, plot convenience. You guys needed to have an even number for the Secrets Santas.

Admin: He could have just chosen another Confidant to do so.

Akira Konoe: Whatever may be will be.

Sophie: I can’t believe you did it again.

Akira Konoe: Relax. This EMMA doesn’t have all the bells and whistles that the old version had... And I do mean all of them.

For your sake, it better not.

Jonny: (laughing a bit) Walked right into that one.

King: Want to to throw ‘em out?

Queen: No. I know it’ll be hard, but it’s Christmas. A day to put aside our differences.

Paine: But if he does... Flesh?

>Flesh makes a twisted grin as he flexes his muscles... Konoe doesn’t flinch.

Paine: But enough about that. I believe the rest of us have our gifts to give out. This is for you, son.

This is... somethin’. I’ve worn fancy clothes before, but this is too fancy.

Paine: I just thought it was time for you to wear the family colors (black and red) out side of your old school’s uniform.

Skull: (still a bit unsure) I know. But still...

Paine: I won’t force you... But you should remember what your mother told you.

>Skull is still unsure about this fancy suit. Axel notices.

Axel: Anyway, I think we have something that might cheer you up. We had Garret make you guys something that might come in use someday.

>A.T.O.M. gives us our very own mission suits, the same kind they wear on their own missions. Aside from usual orange paddings, they also have our signature colors:

Joker: Black and red

Fox: Blue and white

Skull: Yellow and black

Crow: White and red

Panther: Red and magenta

Mona: Black and yellow with a bit of white

Queen: Grey and blue

Noir: Lavender and white with a bit of black

Oracle: Green and black

Violet: Pink and black

Rook: White and yellow

Wolf: Grey and white

>A.T.O.M. Mission Suit Set has been unlocked.

Garrett’s really outdone himself.

Axel: They have communicators in the patch and they go into night opts. Something to help you with your... side job.

>That will be further explained.

Peter: Now for the next one. This is something me and Harry worked on. It’s upgrades to the suits we gave you. Akechi, your Superior Spider-Man Suit can now camouflage just like Spy-D and my Steal Suit.

Harry: Ryuji, your Goblin Suit can also make you a bit more faster. Especially if you have the Glider. Though, I can’t promise it’ll always help in windy situations.

>Skull and Crow quickly put on their suits to test them out. No doubt, Crow was gone in a matter of seconds and Skull ran around the restaurant in just one.

Sweet! This is effin’ awesome!

(returning to the visible spectrum) Yes. You two have really outdone yourselves. Sorry if we might be taking that from Garrett.

Axel: None taken... But you better apologize to Garrett since he heard you through the suit’s coms.

Peter: Speaking of which, your masks now also have communicators.

Thanks, Pete, Harry. These are really cool suits

We really appreciate this.

Skull: Oh yeah, Yusuke, this gift is from Kei.

>Skull gives Fox a pass to visit an art workshop.

A chance to work alongside Rekesh? This is extremely rare to come by.

NOTE: For those of you who don’t know, Rekesh is the artist from the popular game app, Roommates.

Skull: Kei knows that he’s one of the artists you admire, so he thought about getting you a chance to see him.

I should thank him the next time I see him.

Taro: If you like that, you should see what I got you.

Are you serious? If you’re thinking of having me join the Scorchers, there may be a couple of problems with that.

Taro: How so?

Fox: First of all, I’m the opposite element. The Scorchers are Fire, but I am Ice. And second, I’m not the best behind the wheel.

Jonny: (a bit disappointed) Really? That’s a shame. And I just picked out the perfect car for you for your birthday next month.

Fox: (again surprised) You got me a car?

Jonny: Yusuke, you’re about to become my son-in-law. The least you can do is let me get you something nice.

Goemon: He’s right. I’m not usually good at driving either, but you should give it a try.

Fox: ... I suppose.

Oracle: (looking a bit grim) I still remember what happened in Mementos.

Taro: If driving is the problem, I can teach you. You don’t have to join the Scorchers if you don’t want to.

Geomon: Now, here is my girft.

>Goemon gave his gift to his nephew. It was a copy of their ancestor’s farewell poem.

Even as all grains of sand wash away,

Thieves shall remain evermore.

Even if they are his last words, they are ever beautiful.

Geomon: Yes, they are. If I ever find myself in such a situation, I would probably write something similar.

Taro: Same here. Though hopefully not too soon.

Duke: (being pushy) Go on, Little Bro, give it to her.

Vince: Okay, okay. Sumire, these are for you.

They’re so lovely! Thank you, Vincent san.

>Violet gives Vince a big hug and kiss on the cheek. Vince was a little surprised, but happy... But Violet’s father make the “I’ve got my eyes on you” gesture... with Mr. Hauser making the same gesture to Violet’s father.

Violet: Now I have something for you.

Vince: Oh... Thank you.

Duke: I’m not sure why you’re against my little brother, Mr. Yoshizawa. He’s a good kid. He’s even a Green Barrett by now. A member of the United States Army Special Forces.

Violet’s Father: I don’t know. I guess after what happened to my other daughter, I’m just a little cautious.

Mrs. Houser: Sumire told us about that. We’re sorry about what happened to Kasumi. I promise that Sumire will be fine with Vince.

Violet’s Father: Well, seeing how I’m hearing this from his mother, I guess I can believe it... (whisper) For now.

Dax: Now I think it’s my turn. Here you go, My Princess Futaba. A Happy Christmas to you.

>Dax gave Oracle matching beanies.

It’s a great gift. Thank you, Dax. (gives Dax a small peck on the cheek)

Dax: (happy) Thanks.

Oracle: Don’t thank me yet. Now here’s what I’ve got for you.

Dax: (surprised) I did not know a restaurant that sell fried chicken does something like this.

Oracle: You’d be surprised by what you discover online.

Skull: If the couples are giving their gifts to each other, we better start. Here you go, Goro, the best unofficial husband I have.

>Skull plays the guitar as he sings.

Shining black bird in your nest Hear my heart from on your tree Please come down to my arms and rest Open your wings and fly free to me

Upon my heart, you dream and dream I ask that I be your hero Don't be fooled by what I seem With you, my one, I am no zero

Fly, fly, little crow, my heart is with you To the sky sky so blue Love that soars is always true Fly, fly, little crow, my heart is with you To the sky sky so blue Our bond will never fall for this is what we do

Such a wonderful gift, Ryu.

Skull: The guitar’s also yours.

Crow: Two gifts in one. I love it just as much I you. Now, here’s what I have for you.

This is totally the best gift ever from you. I love you, Goro.

And I love you, Ryu.

(Image was found online.)

Noir: (smiling) We should exchange our gifts, too, Mako chan.

Queen: Yes. It’s about time our ship has more recognition. This is for you, Haru. I chose this with a lot of thought and feeling.

Thank you, Mako chan. I hope you’ll love my gift for you.

It’s as lovely as you, Haru.

(Image found online. Queen and Noir said it’s about time.)

Joker: I guess we’re the last to go. Yusuke, this is for you.

Another beautiful gift from you, Ren. Now here is mine.

(Image found online.)

It’s also beautiful as you. Thank you, Yusuke. I love you.

And I, you, Ren.

>Me and Fox get closer together in a loving embrace... Our faces get closer... And then...

WOOSH~!

>The door blows open as if an ominous storm was coming in... But it was something worse... Someone comes in...

NO! NOT HER!

Is that all you have to say to me after all these years? (trying to be cute and flirty) You’re so mean.

And this coming from a woman (if I can call you that) who lead so many men to their doom.

Catherine: (trying to be cute) Don’t exaggerate... It was just a few guys over the past six centuries.

Rin: How did you even find us?

>As if to answer the question, someone else comes in through the door.

Oh my, I didn’t know it was a party. If I had known, I would have worn my good jacket. And here I’m suppose to be the one who knows many things.

Albert: (not surprised) At figures.

Catherine: I was actually quite unhappy that I wasn’t invited.

You’re not welcome here.

Catherine: (pretending to be in an awkward situation) Really? Oh my, what an awkward situation. And here I thought you would love to see an old friend come to visit. Especially you, Vincent. We used to have so much fun together. Well in that case, I’ll be on my way.

Rin: Then, you’re not offended?

>Catherine then makes an almost sinister grin.

Catherine: Of course not. After all, it’s Christmas. A time of peace and forgiveness. And to show you I have no ill-will... I, too, will give you a gift.

>We all were shocked. We knew her ‘gifts’ can mean only one thing... Trouble.

Catherine: Oh, but seeing as it is Sunday, I only have enough for to give only one of you a gift. Let’s see. How about... the one who’s shown to hate me the most.

>Her demonic eyes fall upon... me. I try to have a go at her to stop her, but Izaya grabs me from behind and holds me at knifepoint. My friends try to save me, but Catherine creates a ring of hellfire to keep them away.

Catherine: Let’s see. What would be perfect for you? What makes you tick?

>Catherine examines me for a moment until... she spotted my engagement pendent. She then looks to my friends and sees Fox’s.

Catherine: (with a sinister grin) Oh, I see... Listen well, all of you! ... The marriage of the Trickster, Ren Amamiya, and the champion of his heart, Yusuke Kitagawa, shall indeed be a happy, beautiful, and strong one. Enough to spread love and joy around to all who know them.

Jonny: (trying vainly to calm her) That’s a wonderful gift. So can you-

Catherine: But...

>A dark aura surrounds Catherine in a swirl of demonic energy. It was then that she transforms into her true demon form.

(this is as much as we can show you of her form) Before the sun sets on the first anniversary of their marriage, the Trickster shall meet the one whom he helped in his rebellion and failed! To punish him for it, he shall plunge the Trickster into a deathlike sleep from which he shall never awaken from!

NO!

>Fox, Geomon, and Snake Eyes take out their katanas to save me, but Izaya presses the knife closer to my throat... Vincent comes forth.

Vincent: (begging) Catherine, please. You don’t have to do this. It’s me you want, not him.

Catherine: (snickering) I like you begging. It reminds me of our time together... Do it more.

>Vincent gets down on his knees to beg Catherine to stop.

Catherine: (unsatisfied) Come on now. Get on all fours like the sheep you are. The sheep you always were and always will be.

>Seeing no other choice, Vincent gets down on all fours like an animal. Catherine laughs at how pathetic he looks now.

Catherine: ... The Trickster, Ren Amamiya, can be awakened from this sleep. But only if... he makes it to the top of the Tower.

>Vincent, my father, Orlando, and Erica all gasp in shock... They know what tower she’s talking about.

Catherine: However, there might be another way. Perhaps a trade. Something that, conveniently enough... lies in that cat’s fanny pack.

>Catherine was facing... Mona. He opens his waste pack and tacks something out.

Catherine: I know what that is. I know what it does... And I want it. Think of it as the perfect Christmas present for me.

Mona: (clutching the Holy Grail tightly) And why is that?

Catherine: Think of it as... an ensurance policy. There are a lot who are after me... And not all of them are freindly.

>Mona thought about it... But I shook my head. I knew what would happen if Catherine drank from that cup. Mona knew what I meant.

Mona: As much as I want to help Joker...

But I can’t give you the Holy Grail.

Catherine: ... Well, that is unfortunate.

>The dark aura around Catherine only got more powerful and scary.

Catherine: This curse will last until the end of time! No power in Heaven or on Earth or beneath the Earth can change it!

Albert: (having enough of this) That’s enough!

Izaya: (just smiling) Oh. Is that a threat?

Albert: Nero may not be here to stop you... But I am.

>Albert stretches out his arm and, in a flash...

Maximilien: You are not alone!

Valentine: That’s right!

Skull: Hey, if you’re bringin’ out your Keyblades, so will me!

Crow: And me!

Peter: Don’t forget about us!

Harry: Yes!

Valentine: Deep Freeze!

>Valentine raises her Keyblade, casting the Blizzard Spell that puts out the flames. Maximilien manages to knock Izaya’s knife back with his and allowing me to escape to the arms of Fox and my father. Skull, Crow, Peter, Harry, and Albert hold their Keyblades at Catherine who was slightly unnerved.

Catherine: There is nothing you can do now.

>With that, in a flash of flames, she was gone.

Izaya: I guess I better take a hike, too.

Albert: (in disbelief) Izaya, why? We are connected. Why would help her? She’s a demon.

Izaya: ... I was just bored. It’s not like I have feelings for her. Like I said and will always say: I love people. Not one specifically. I love all people. Now, goodbye for now... Oh, and Merry Christmas.

>With that, Izaya leaves.

When I see the effin’ piece of shit again while I’m in Ikebukuro, he’s gonna get it.

Oracle: You’ll have to wait your turn. That ridiculously strong guy in the bartender suit wants a crack at him the most.

>Lucien takes something out of his pocket.

>With a flick of his pen, Lucien restored the restaurant to what it was before Catherine and Izaya arrived... But it would not fix what was done to me.

Lucien: I’m sorry, Ren. As good as I am at magic, a curse like this might be out of my league.

Katherine: Ann, can’t you do anything? You have magic, too.

Panther: I need to earn my Enchantix to use Fairy Dust, I’m still an apprentice. And even I did, Catherine is a demon and I’m a fairy. That makes her powers stronger than mine since fairies are weak against demons.

Valentine: Maybe I can help. I’m just as good at magic as Lucien is.

Jonny: (hopefully) Then, you can undo this curse?

Valentine: (shaking her head sadly) You heard Catherine, nothing can change it... But maybe I can add to it. The one thing you can count on demons... is that most of them never really understood fairy tales.

>Valentine raises her Keyblade and a magic circle appears around me and Fox.

Sweet Trickster, if through this wicked witch’s trick become the Demon’s vengeful pick, a ray of hope there still maybe in this, the gift I gave to thee. Not in death, but just in sleep this fateful prophecy you’ll keep. And from this slumber you shall wake when true love’s kiss the spell shall break.

🎶For true love conquers all~🎶

Thank you, Valentine san.

Yes. We will never forget what you have done for us.

Valentine: I can sense the love between you both is true and unbreakable. (Even if this is a fanmade timeline and your love is fanon.) I know because I see it between Albert and Franz. A couple of other friends whose names I’ll leave out for now. (glances... at Lucien and Beauchamp) And... I see it between me and Maximilien.

>She takes Maximilien’s hand which make s him blush... but happy.

Jinja: So what now? Should we call it a night and head home?

Eugenie: Heck no. You haven’t even got the gift we brought.

Renaud: Yeah, don’t leave us out of this exchange.

Beauchamp: Actually, after this, I think we’ll give you two gifts. This first one, which I just thought of (I took pictures of this), I'm going to defame Catherine good. I know it’s unprofessional, especially towards a lady (if I can call her that), but she crossed a line, tonight. Now she has to pay the price.

Sis: I don’t think you should. You’d probably be giving her the satisfaction.

Beauchamp: ... It never hurts to try.

Albert: And now for our second, and official, gift. From me and my friends to all of you.

Albert, Franz, Eugenie, Valentine, Maximilien, Lucien, Beauchamp, and Renaud: Joyeux Noël!

Roderick: (impressed) I have to say, that is impressive.

Renaud: We have a few more like this in Eugenie’s car. Hold on, we’ll get them.

Harry: Are you sure? We all just summoned our Keyblades. Don’t you think we might have invited other unpleasant company.

Albert: They don’t usually show up in highly populated areas in this world. I guess we have the Silver Crystal to thank for that.

>Suddenly, there was a rustling sound outside.

Albert: But just to be sure.

Eugenie: Pretty much.

Franz: I’ll go with you.

Beauchamp: Hold on, I’m coming.

Renaud: And me.

>With that, Albert, Franz, Eugenie, Maximilien, Valentine, Lucien, Beauchamp, and Renaud all go outside to the get rest of the cakes. When they did...

Albert: I guess this is one of those times the Silver Crystal doesn’t always help.

Eugenie: Sailor Moon and the others must be out of town. I guess we’ll have to fill in for them until they get back.

Albert: Right.

Franz: Let’s go.

>With that, they go off to fight the Heartless to get the remaining cakes.

Joker: I hope what Valentine did will work.

Fox: You heard what she said. If you do end up falling into a deep sleep that makes you climb an impossibly tall tower...

I will be there to bring you back.

I know you will.

(Picture was found on Facebook.)

>With that, we continue with our party with not but hope in our hearts.

Trickster, the succubus’s curse to cast you to Asteroth’s Tower is not the end of your story. Me and Jose will do our part to assist you as always.

Until we meet again.

P.S. We apologize that this is being posted very late. (It’s already March.) I have so much to do (mostly physical training) that I hardly have the time to do anything else, including working on the Phansite. Again, we apologize for this late post.

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faerociousbeast · 1 year

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TAHT IS OKAY also we shojld do a whiteboard sometime because i want to draw lavenza telling you that she had to mortgage out the other cells

HELPP all i get is this one tiny cell and even that i dont get to myself. Whatever. i dont care. only one prison bed au. unkess you want to sleep on the floor

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dentwy · 4 months

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number 6: persona 5 tactica

i got this game a week before it came out because atlus in their infinite wisdom just so happened to release it a week before it was supposed to be out. genius! finished the game yesterday, so that's like, a month and 12 days for 30 hours of videogame. probably not too horrible considering i've been a bit busy, the thing is that it also felt like i've been playing this game for years. i did not feel like writing anything for this game originally, but since it ended up taking so long and kinda wanted to post one more thing before the year is over, guess this is it.

persona 5 tactica feels mostly feels like a nothing game. i wasn't expecting a lot before the game came out, i went in fully expecting it to be mediocre at best and i suppose my expectations were met. the unfortunate part is that a side of me feels disappointed this is what we're getting after scramble already set a good standard. if you're making a spin off it should at least add something to the original material (in my opinion). we already got a full-blown sequel with a different gameplay style that did all it had to do, and pulled it off right. tactica on the other hand is a game i honestly couldn't play for more than an hour straight at a time.

i love persona 5 so i can't complain too much about getting more out of it, but it obviously does increasingly feel like they're milking it as much as it can. joke's on me i guess since i'm still buying whatever they release and joke's on me when i play the phantom x if it ever does get translated. such is life.

tactica starts right after the events of royal, meaning the metaverse is supposed to be gone, joker is going back home in a couple of months and everyone's shit has already been dealt with. from the very start there is essentially, nothing to add to what we already know or to the characters we've already spent countless of hours with. i don't want to make this a constant comparison with scramble, but considering that game happened a bit further into the future, we got to see what was going on with their lives, how they're doing after a while of not seeing each other, how things have been treating them and how it feels to reconnect with those you care about (even if it's not like they've lost contact or anything). meeting with friends you haven't seen in a while is already nice as it is. what tactica has to offer is 2 new characters and like, xcom gameplay.

erina (or "elle" i guess but the localization team just picked a better name) is really fun. i like her design, she's a rebel, she's always been fighting for her freedom and you can tell. fiery spirit and forever confident attitude. even if she can get a bit too rash at times, she never means wrong and tries her hardest to help others, even at the cost of her own safety. toshiro while an entertaining character, he doesn't really leave a big impression on me. more often than not he feels like he's a plot device rather than an actual character. damn! it seems like he lost his memories, just like morgana. his rich fiancée is an asshole? haru can surely relate. his father is corrupt and strict; yeah, futaba and yusuke get that. ryuji too while we're at it. this is something i've noticed tactica loves to do. initially it seemed logical to have the phantom thieves share their past grievances with the characters going through the same as they once did. they understand what it's like and they are able to help them out, but as it keeps going it just underestimates what those moments actually mean to them and it mostly starts to seem forced.

however, if we're gonna talk characters, seeing futaba at the peak of her character arc might be one of the stand out points of the game. she gets along with toshiro really well and it's kinda just nice to see. also, lavenza, because since she only shows up nearing the end of p5 always getting to see more of her is cool.

the gameplay itself is fine? i think overall it's not that interesting. the enemies aren't challenging, you have way more options to do things to them than they do to you which always ends up balancing it towards your favor i believe. having 8 characters at your disposal from the start of the game while only being able to select 3 at a time is not something i'm fond of. in the end, i ended up using the same 3 guys throughout the entire game. joker is kinda the dude i'm used to always having so i like having him, erina seems appropriate to have on since she's the new one and most relevant to the plot, and then i just like yusuke so he stays on. the game does reward swapping out characters with extra hp and sp bonuses for the characters you haven't used, but it was never something that would make me feel i should change anyone. maybe if hp and sp were more limited level after level i'd have more of a reason to swap them out? but with the skills you have it's a bit hard to get low on either, and it just resets anyway after the level is over. i'm also not particularly into this kind of games so there's that too, take it as you will.

every character has a gun you can buy or create, every character has a persona you can assign to them and should probably fuse (even though fusion in this game is way less interesting as they can only have 2 skills at a time), every character has their own skill tree to upgrade and unlock stuff. added to the fact the ui feels cluttered and unintuitive, it doesn't really make the experience that much fun. you have a "prep" menu that has an option to select party members, another to change weapons, another to upgrade skills and another to change personas. it also has "quests" which is to view quests, not start them. the "hideout" menu you can replay missions, view a report of your stats or whatever, buy weapons, and, of course, a second quest button for actually starting quests. there also a "v. room" button because velvet room wouldn't fit. inside the v. room you can disassemble weapons and make new ones which you can't do in the same place and you also have to press the button at the top instead of the one at the bottom to disassemble because otherwise you're just gonna equip the weapon. obviously selling the weapons from the shop button wasn't logical, so instead you need to go into the v. room and do it from here every time you buy a weapon.

to add salt to the wound the quests aren't even good. there are really only 3 types of quests which imply killing everyone in one turn, getting to the end of the stage in one turn, or moving an object to the end of the stage. the one turn missions are specially bad because it's a bunch of trial and error until you figure out what the hell they were expecting you to do. some of them are fine to be fair, they need a bit of thinking but it usually takes so long for you to do and you only have one chance anyway that you simply have to think 12 steps ahead. first ever quest was specially bad because i just so happened to buy a skill that made my eiha stronger, thus, more expensive, which meant i simply didn't have enough sp to keep going. i had to leave the quest, go to the skills menu and remove it to then go back into the quest. delightful.

another thing that completely irks me off is the "memo" which you can open at any time just in case you forgot who the characters are. it is blatantly obvious that this is exclusively for the people that have never played persona 5 already so they wouldn't know who these people even are or what they're talking about. i am fully on board with accessibility, but, to me, it feels like they're spitting on my face. more often than not it gives you the sense that they're targeting first timers, rather than people that actually want to experience the story and want something extra from the game they already enjoyed. i'm not that naive i know they rather get more people to buy the game than limit it only to already established fans, but still.

something i must mention is that i do really enjoy the style of the game. the art and character designs are cute and work well in their own right. they don't particularly stand against the full body sprites and models of the regular game, but they manage with what they have. the places, backgrounds and cutscenes look good. the special event art that you get is really nice and i wasn't even expecting to see the animated segments so that's awesome. to my surprise, there's seemingly more blood in this game than in regular p5! i will always love seeing these little guys talk to each other, even if maybe not for long in the case of this game. the scene where joker has to imagine who he would marry is a bliss, and the same goes for later on when they have to disguise themselves as samurai and geisha. if there is something atlus will prove themselves to do well, is to fill these games with a unique style that stands in its own right.

here is where i start getting into spoilers for tactica (and some persona 5 royal later on!). if you haven't played either for whatever reason and happen to read this, no idea what you're doing here so whatever, i have to talk about the plot.

the "kingdoms" in this game happen to be inside of toshiro's head. i suppose everything in p5 always takes place inside someone's head, so not much surprise there. we get to learn that, wow, this guy's life sure sucks, but i don't particularly have a lot to say about the first two. his fiancée is bad, his dad is bad. it was nice getting the backstory with his mom, and again, seeing futaba connect with toshiro over it, getting him back on his feet and getting him out of the toxic mindset he's starting to develop, just how she once did.

the third kingdom is where things actually get going. mind you, this is 80% into the game already. so toshiro used to have a friend in high school, eri natsuhara. with her help, they tried to take down the shady vice principal of their school, way before the phantom thieves were even a thing. it ties well into the same scenario that presented itself into joker, ann and ryuji less than a year ago. however, it didn't turn out as well for them. they exposed his crimes, but then everyone's lives just turned for the worse. eri almost died and everyone blamed toshiro for it. now the thing that gets me about this is 1. she almost died because she got pushed into a moving train by the vice principal, toshiro didn't really have anything to do with it and 2. she didn't even die. i get that they insinuate that the students just latched the blame onto him for how the situation inside the school turned out as his actions did technically lead to it, but it wasn't even just him. he may have led the students to expose the guy, but never really forced anyone did he? in fact they came to them first to talk about it. besides, eri almost dying is surely traumatic, a life changing moment for her; yet she doesn't really regret their actions. all of this added up to him probably just blaming himself for everything more than everyone else did. you know, the mind plays tricks with us and he surely feels like it's his fault more than anything else. she still didn't even die though which like makes it less impactful? she proceeded to tell him he should not regret it and to stay strong. i suppose the fact his memories being hazy in this world means he doesn't recall her words until a bit later, but the fact they present it as such a turning point in his life to only show that she's fine and that nothing really happened after that puts a bitter taste in my mouth.

it would be fine if toshiro himself simply felt bad for it himself, and it meant so much that it changed him as a person. while some of this is true, the issue stems from this entire world being created by a god that really just felt like fucking with him. salmael, the god of stagnation, who was bored on a sunday afternoon and targeted toshiro of all people. i quote "he envisions a world of tranquility and peace for all mankind, but its utter disregard for agency threatens to amputate the possibilities of the human will." why toshiro? if it's supposed to be peace and tranquility for all mankind why is he doing it for this guy alone? even if persona always just needs to make the final boss a god, i like the idea of a god trying to break their will of rebellion, but he just made an entire world to fuck with his mind alone. why are the phantom thieves even here if that's the case? never explained.

as it turns out, erina is the memory that eri natsuhara left in his head all those years ago. which is nice. she also turns into toshiro's persona and now you have an extra party member for the remaining 12 levels of the game. which are really boring, and reuse the 3 bosses you've already fought. having a persona that is also a conscious being is a really neat idea, i dig it. it also does make it sad when she has to go once the battle is over, only leaving her will of rebellion behind. that is cool, i can't hate that.

i don't think there's much else i care about to talk in the main story, so i'm moving into the dlc. those motherfuckers at atlus knew that they could put the two most popular characters behind paid content and people would still buy it, and so i did. however, to be completely honest, the dlc was probably my favorite part of the game. besides the fact the royal trio will always be my favorite thing, it seemed a lot more put together at least.

to get stuff out of the way, i, again, do not enjoy the focus they put into making it as spoiler free as they can. i understand some people still haven't played p5r, but in the year 2023 i think persona fans can just get a game where kasumi is called sumire and akechi is his real self. akechi is a bit more complicated, i'll give them that, considering his ass is dead (duh). sumire i don't find much excuse. i suppose having to fit both them in the dlc asked for a moment in the story where they were both present and could actually fight alongside you, so before sae's palace it is. so pretty much, we have an akechi playing the role of the detective before he betrays you, and a kasumi without any memories of who she is, with her persona already awakened, while having turned down the invitation to join the phantom thieves. a bit of this creates huge plot holes in the story since neither of them knew the other one had a persona and was in the know of what the other one had to do with phantom thieves, but worry not, this is solved by amnesia, as once the dlc ends they simply forget everything. convenient!

another aspect of this that gets really weird is sumire talking about her sister while in this world, because as i mentioned, tactica loves to make the new characters relate to the ones we already know in one way or another. i believe you would know she used to have a sister by this point in the story? but not the details about it and having her reflect over it like that gets iffy within the timeline of the game, but i digress.

either way, the plot here isn't anything that exciting. you get transported into a different world; you need to help this girl fix her sister. what's fun about this is how there's actually some tactics involved into the stages (no way!). they apparently saw splatoon has been doing well and decided that's what should go for this mode as well, but it works surprisingly well. you shoot enemies and cover the zone in paint, if they're in your color you can hit them and get an extra turn, if they do it to you, they get an extra turn. there's no more covering here, just focus on where you stand and how you get the enemies in your paint. the fact you also can't even do anything while you're on enemy paint also adds an interesting factor to it. it's a lot more challenging and positioning actually matters here, so props to them for that. at the same time, you only have 3 characters to use which now makes complete sense, you don't need to buy to make any weapons as they simply give them to you, you only change personas you get from battles and you level up faster and can unlock skills much faster. the dlc is considerably shorter so it makes sense, but it at least makes everything way more straightforward and enjoyable.

the boss sucked though; it was not fun. as i was getting close to the end i thought to myself, "watch how they're gonna reveal this parrot is actually an evil god" and akechi says "don't tell me you're some kind of god?" and it was really funny. i also want to note that fairouz ai doing both sisters in the dlc is really fun, good for her.

let it be known #akechibouldering

in the end, persona 5 tactica is less than i expected it to be. not a cash grab, although it is $80 with the dlc you're simply gonna have to buy if you like these guys. i hope this marks the end of persona 5 spin offs, as much as i love the characters and i would play anything else they release (looking at you the phantom x), things have to stop at some point. even if this may not be the best ending, it may just be better than nothing. that, or just play persona 5 scramble for an actually fun experience.

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