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#LOVE IS A MAZE BUT DAMN U IS AMAZE YEAH
taechnological · 2 years
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love is a maze damn but u is amaze yeah
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deadpooly · 5 years
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my tiny crush on superior iron man is getting a little out of hand
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fanfic-me-up · 4 years
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Birthday Boy || Kaminari Denki
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Synopsis: You plan Denki the most epic party, but save the best gift for last 😉
Pairing: Kaminari Denki x fem!Reader
Warnings: M/E+, 18+, explicit sexual content, heavy drinking (but being safe about it)
Word Count: 3.8k
A/N: This is for the @bnhabookclub​ bingo event! Huge thanks to @shoutogepi​ for betaing, u always come thru for my denki content, like where would i be without u 😭 This is for Denki’s b-day (that passed lol) but ima just post anyway so hope you enjoy! 💖
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Denki’s in the corner overlooking the scene in front of him with a drunken smirk on his face. This party is going down as the most epic rager in the history of ragers.  The spacious backyard allowed you to hire a DJ to come in and pump beats through a bad ass stereo system that even Jirou approved of. And she has unbelievably high standards considering her quirk. The bass is turned up all the way that Denki can feel it thumping against his chest.
You took the time to decorate the rest of the yard with canopies and fairy lights, providing a pretty backdrop over the starry sky. Denki’s birthday is in summer so the breeze tickling his skin was just right. People are still splashing in the pool despite it being ten at night.
Denki sees you across the yard, waving goodbye to the taco man you hired. You actually planned the whole party on your own. Denki had no idea how you balanced party planning with late-night work shifts, all the while keeping it a secret so Denki wouldn’t find out.
Then again, it wasn’t that hard to keep it from him, Denki literally heard you on the phone, hiring the taco man for his birthday, and he still didn’t think anything of it. You made sure to invite all of his pro-hero friends. It was relatively tame for the first hour until Sero challenged Denki to a keg stand, and Denki has no shame so there he stood in the middle of his backyard at two in the afternoon, hanging upside down with Sero and Kirishima holding him up, and guzzling as much beer as he could before he toppled over. The Bakusquad all yelling “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!” and of course, Bakugou had to chime in, saying he could do it for longer. 
And that’s how all the pro-heroes of the future generation that are deemed “noble saviors” by society end up challenging each other to various drinking games. You got the cheap booze, but no one could tell the difference by the third cup. 
“You say… boobs? where...” Mineta slurs, wrenching his guts out into a flower pot. Poor flower.
Oh. Denki just narrated that whole beginning scene out loud. In the third person. Whoops.
Nobody wanted to invite Mineta, but it was Denki’s party so they all stuck it out for one night. After a few rounds of the typical high school party games in which Bakugou took every opportunity to shit all over - 
“Why the fuck… we’re pro… pro-heroes... playin’ this… this... kiddy… sippy cup shit…”
Don’t worry, Kirishima shuts Bakugou up real fast. With his mouth.
“No one shuts me up! You hear… I- I will fuuuck…” Kirishima pulls Bakugou in for another kiss, and Denki peeps some tongue. Go Kiribaku! Mina, of course, came up with the ship name, she comes up with all of them, but Denki loves the ship name you two share the most. It’s what Mina calls… fuck… what’s it stand for? T-O-P? P-O-T? O-T-P? Denki shrugs, thinking it’s one of ‘em, and that he definitely ships you with him all day every day.
Where are you by the way? Denki needs his fill of you, a kiss every twenty minutes dammit! He hangs onto the wall when he walks, the room spinning way too much, but he’s still able to discern you from the chaos. A halo of light surrounds your figure, giving you an angelic appearance, though that can just be Denki’s vision going in and out of focus.
Denki lifts his hands up to his face, as if he were a photographer trying to get the best angle for a shot. You’re collecting empty cups from people and refilling them with water. At least that’s what Denki surmises since everyone groans when you hand them back their cup.
“Oh no, Y/N, Denki’s doing that thing again with his hands where he’s pretending to be a cameraman! Help!”
Denki giggles at the talking broccoli in his living room. Broccoli is such a nice guy, always looking after everyone, he's the number one broccoli for a reason ya know. 
Denki couldn’t have asked for a better girlfriend, I mean, have you seen yourself? You strut over like a model that could end Tyra Bank’s whole damn career, hips swaying in a seductive rhythm to the marching drum of Denki’s soundtrack in his head. Denki really wants to run his hands all over you, dammit, he’s been hoping to get you alone since this afternoon for some birthday sex, but with all the last-minute planning you were doing, it was never the right time.
“Now’s a good a time as any, birthday boy.” You whisper in his ear, making Denki jump when he realizes you caught him narrating out loud. This is why Denki loves you. You put up with all his weird shit.
Denki lurches forward, wobbling slightly, and proceeds to drag you upstairs. You giggle at his impatience, looking around to find the Bakusquad passed out on the couch and definitely staying the night. No way in hell are you letting anyone go home in their inebriated state. Sero is wrapped from head to toe in his own tape after Denki dared him to mummify himself. Mina is curled up on one side of the couch with her makeup miraculously still in place after all the swimming, dancing, and streaking (yes, you heard that correctly, it was a dare) Kirishima and Bakugou are cuddling on another couch, with Bakugou’s head tucked into Kirishima’s arm. Halfway through the night, Kirishima lost his shirt and he’s just been chilling shirtless the entire night. 
“Hold up, this is too good,” you giggle, motioning for Denki to pose in the middle. Denki looks about ready to pass out next to them, with his eyes half-closed and smile so dopey, you’d think he just came back from overusing his quirk. You take a picture of the chaos that is your boyfriend and friends, and decide it will definitely make it into the scrapbook. 
Denki drags you down the hall, like this is his first time exploring the place you’ve shared for the past two years, and leads you into every room.
“Denki, this is the bathroom!” 
“Then why is there a bed?” He looks genuinely confused trying to pull you into the bathtub. 
“Okay, you are way too drunk. Sure you can get it up?” You wonder if he’ll even remember your sexcapades in the morning. 
“I’ll let you be the judge,” Denki pulls your hand to his crotch, which is already rock-solid through his jeans. You bite your lip, teasing the outline with your fingertips, and relishing in every twitch of his hardness. Denki huffs, clearly wanting to get this show on the road, because he throws your hand off and drags you into the next room so fast you trip over your feet.
Denki pumps his arms and shouts “huzzah!” in victory when he finally finds the bedroom, and you giggle at the loveable doof. But, any sign of light-hearted energy vanishes the moment Denki’s lips are on you. Before you know it, you’re pushed against the door, with your thighs spread apart. Anticipation swirls in the pit of your stomach, bubbling at the newfound friction of Denki’s thigh rubbing against your delicate center. He takes it upon himself to rub his cock against the inside of your thigh with absolutely no shame. 
“Eager now, are we?” 
Hell yeah, Denki’s eager, birthday sex is best sex… well, any sex is best sex as long as he’s getting sex. Heh. Denki should take a shot every time he says sex.
“I think you’ve had enough shots to last you till next year, birthday boy.” 
Fuuuuck Denki didn’t know birthday boy was a thing for him, but now he needs every day to be his birthday, just so you call him that. And oh my god who the hell decided criss-cross straps were a good idea? It’s like a fucking maze trying to figure out how to unclasp your bra. You reach around to unclasp it yourself when Denki whines in frustration. He cuts his whine mid-way, when he sees your naked chest, nipples taut and ready to be played with. Just when he’s about to pinch your nipple, you send him for a loop and flip positions, trapping him against the door. And Denki is 100% okay with that too.
“Tell me what you want. I’ll make it the best gift you’ve gotten tonight, birthday boy, ”
You whisper directly into his ear, nibbling and licking at the lobe. You’re awarded with a slurred giggle that brings a smile to your own face. Denki throws his shirt over his head, but instead of it looking sexy like a Taylor Lautner scene in Twilight, Denki ends up getting his head stuck. You torture him for a few seconds by just standing there watching him get his arms tangled in the mix before finally helping him.
He’s still wearing that ridiculous Pikachu party hat Kirishima gave him, and when you try to slip it off, he swats your hand away. You pull his shirt over his head, and come to the conclusion that it’s not true birthday sex if said birthday boy isn’t wearing a 99 cent store party hat. Nothing can stop the delicious tingling making your pussy flutter. 
He pins you with his sudden change of demeanor, even though you’re the one pinning him against the door. It amazes you how he can change from this doof wearing a party hat to 'yeah, fuck me, daddy' in three seconds straight. The electricity sizzling the room is squeezing your heart threatening to burst, as you take in Denki’s unrelenting gaze.
“I want you naked, on your knees, and worshipping my cock, unwrapping it with your tongue.”
You gulp at the unexpected switch, heat pulsing between your thighs as newfound wetness seeps through. A dark tone colors the usual tenor timbre of his voice. You slide out of your jeans and Denki takes his time ravishing every inch of your naked body with his honey-glazed eyes. He weaves his fingers, massaging the roots of your hair, and pulls you down so your eye level with his crotch. 
“And then you’ll thank me for the gift by swallowing every last drop of my cum.” 
Your mouth waters at his bulge on display, and you can’t stop yourself from mouthing him through his jeans. You nose at the rough fabric, biting the zipper and pulling it down with your teeth. You make sure to look up at Denki when you press a teasing kiss to the tip where there’s a wet spot, pre-cum leaking through his boxer briefs. His lips are kiss-bitten red partnered with a cute flush spread across the apples of his cheeks like he’s been out in the sun a little too long. 
You love every part of Denki, you really do, but he’s giving you the sign to hurry up with how he’s literally grinding against your face. His cock bobs, hitting his stomach, when you pull his briefs down; it’s pinker than usual, he’s been horny for a while you think, and it’s leaking so much pre-cum that it’s running down the shaft. You nuzzle your face in, taking in his scent at the most concentrated part of him. You might burst if you don’t touch yourself, but it’s Denki’s night, and you want to focus all your attention on pleasing him. You’re busy having this internal debate when you hear a gruff voice from above you.
“It’s okay, baby girl, go ahead n touch yourself.”
He doesn’t have to tell you twice. You spread your legs enough to trace the outline of your folds and gather enough of your juices to start rubbing your clit in a fierce rhythm. At the same time, you lick the underside of Denki’s cock, following the path of the vein leading up to the head, where you swirl your tongue in circles. You pull off the tip with a pop.
“Birthday boy’s gone quiet,” you whisper, looking up at Denki. It’s true. He hasn’t made a sound which makes you a little concerned he’s not enjoying it. You voice this concern openly.
“Am I doing it wrong?”
He shakes his head, “No, baby, I love it… just… enjoying the view,” his breath hitches at the end. 
Fuck, Denki thinks, how could that even cross your mind? Not when you’re naked on your knees, chest blossomed with different colored hickeys Denki’s left on you from the week before. You’re giving him that doe-eyed look that completely contradicts your naughty actions of suckling his balls. Denki bites his lip when your tongue peeps from your lips to get his cock warm and wet, but what he doesn’t expect is for you to pull away. Denki groans at the loss of heat surrounding his cock. You wipe the spit dribbling from your lips with the back of your hand.
“Babe, I love you and all your weirdness, but I will stop going down on you if I have to hear you refer to yourself in the third person one more time.” 
“But it’s my birthday,” Denki moans, banging his head against the door.
You roll your eyes, tempted to retort with “it’s my mouth,” but pleasuring Denki is top priority, and apparently Denki very much agrees with this sentiment as he forces your head towards his cock. You don’t have time to catch your breath before you’re diving face-first into a mouth full of Denki. Tears spring from your eyes at the shock of his cock hitting the back of your throat, but once you relax your throat and neck, you return to rubbing circles against your dripping clit to the same rhythm of Denki fucking into your mouth. You moan, causing vibrations to thrum around his cock and travel through every synapse of his body. 
“Fuck yeah mmmmm…  just like that, knew you could do it, fuck baby you take me in so good like my cock was made for your tight little pussy and mouth,” Denki groans, unable to filter what’s coming out of his mouth. The sight of his cock going all the way in and out of your mouth, sucking him in almost as good as your pussy, makes his balls tighten and he knows he’s getting close. 
“You like that, huh? You like being stuffed full of my cock? You don’t care which hole as long as I’m fuckin’ into one, isn’t that right, baby girl?” 
You moan in response, eyes rolling in the back of your head, as you chase the high you’re so desperately looking for. The end is in sight, just around the corner. You press your fingers harder against your clit, rubbing intense figure eights, as you choke on Denki’s cock. Your jaw is starting to ache, but you’re at the home stretch now. When you try to pull off to gasp for air, Denki grips your hair tighter, and thrusts his hips forward. All you can do is sit there and take his thick cock, saliva dripping down your chin, mixing with the sweat glistening your chest. Your nose is pressed against his pelvis, so each time you breathe in, the scent of Denki hits you hard, his happy trail tickling the inside of your nose.
“Fuck, baby, you have no idea how hot you look right now touching yourself. Like swallowing my cock turns you on that fuckin’ much.”
The raw power of having Denki above you, saying these filthy things, even with that fucking party hat on, is making your pussy flutter, almost like your body is begging for him to slide into you this instant. As a compromise, you insert two fingers into your pussy and start to rock your hips, riding your fingers in time to Denki fucking your mouth. 
“Ah shit ah… mmmmm you wish it was my cock inside you, huh? Bet you’re so fuckin’ soaked that I’d slide right in.”
You moan in affirmation, your pussy quaking at the suggestion, begging to be filled. The coil tightening your core is about to snap, and your thighs shake in sheer anticipation of the wave of pleasure about to spill. Just when you’re about to come, Denki pulls you out from under him. You only have a moment to gasp for much-needed air before you’re slammed up against the door. Denki slams into you so deep that his cock hits your g-spot on the first thrust. He’s ramming into you so hard that your thigh starts to slip down. Denki picks you up, patting your bum as a signal for you to wrap your legs around his waist.
“Tell me…mmmm fuuuck…how much you love my cock,” he finally grits out, his words getting lost between the sounds of your love-making. 
You didn’t expect to be pleasured tonight by Denki, and honestly, you were completely okay with finishing yourself off, but knowing that he’s taking the time to make sure you’re taken care of when it’s his night turns you on even more. A filthy, squelching sound can be heard every time Denki pushes in, coating his cock with your juices.
“Ah… mmmm… I love your cock, baby - love…  how... mmmm… it fits in my mouth... and fills me up. I love when you’re inside me, and... you fill me up with your cum and there’s so much it drips out… Your cock is the best I’ve ever had… God baby, I feel like it’s my birthday tonight.” You babble in between kisses and moans. 
“I want you to feel good too, baby, now come on lemme hear you scream. I want everyone downstairs to know you’re taking my cock and loving it.”
Both of you are a damn mess at this point. Your hair sticking to your face, and drool dribbling down your chin, but all you can think about is the wave of pleasure about to seize your entire being. Denki feels it too since he starts thrusting at an uneven pace, but still able to hit your g-spot with unapologetic precision, like the sharpshooter he is.
It takes one more deep thrust to topple you headfirst into the abyss of your long-awaited orgasm, and oh does it feel good. 
“Denki! I- oh god- right there! Right fucking there, oh god I-I’m- mmmm...” 
A scream is ripped from your throat, as your back is slammed against the door, your boobs bouncing up and down from the sheer force of Denki’s thrusts. He found his way down to your pussy, making sure to rub your clit with his thumb, so you get the dual sensation. Liquid heat rushes through every inch of you, releasing any and all tension from your body. Denki continues to fuck into you, making sure you come more than once. He groans when your pussy clenches around his dick, but he doesn’t stop riding your orgasm out with you until you’re completely spent. Your body buzzes in the blissful after-effects, but you come back to reality when Denki grunts.
“Fuck, babe, lemme come all over that pretty face.” 
You whine at the dull throb of your pussy, the thought of being covered in Denki’s seed is exciting you despite just getting off. You unwrap your legs from his waist, and make your way down on your knees once again. Denki takes himself in his hand and works himself in overtime with coordination you had no idea he still possessed while being this tipsy. Seeing the outline of his flexing bicep reminds you of how much power he wields over you. You eagerly await for him to finish on you. You lick your lips, hoping to catch any drops of come that land in your mouth.
“Say ah,” Denki pries your jaw open with his other hand. 
“Ahhhh,” you obey, looking up at him expectantly. You run your fingers wherever you can; his arms, down his stomach, his thighs like you don’t know where to hold on to for purchase. He speeds his hand up a little more, his jaw clicks and you see his jawbone protrude, giving a masculine, angular look to his face. Everything about Denki right now screams dominance that you’re wondering if this is even your Denki. You’re taken out of your thoughts when he groans, spilling his seed all over your face and in your mouth. 
“Just like that… fuck yeah… now swallow like the good girl I know you are.”
There’s so much come that it drips down your chest and between your cleavage. He groans at the sight of you covered in his seed, and he makes sure to milk every last drop. You make sure to look up at him when you swivel his cum around like your finger painting, before bringing it up to your mouth and sucking it. You make sure to lick yourself clean, not wanting any to go to waste, and Denki watches with his mouth slightly open and chest heaving, trying to catch his breath, but it’s impossible with the image in front of him. 
Once you finish putting on a show, you get up and take Denki by the hand to lead him to the bed you share. There’s a moment of stillness, electricity still buzzing through the room, but you’re both way too exhausted from the long day to have any energy to really bask in the afterglow. You’re caught up in your own thoughts, but you’re interrupted when you hear a “honk” and catch Denki blowing a kazoo with his party hat barely hanging onto the side of his face. You still can’t believe you came with him wearing that hat; you must really love him. He looks thoroughly fucked out and like he’s just had the best birthday ever. 
Denki’s had the best birthday ever. Period. He turns to snuggle into you, despite both of you being sweaty and sticky. He wants to feel you against him.
“Thank you, Y/N, for today, and for all the birthdays before, and the many others to come. I feel like the luckiest guy in the world being able to spend them all with you.” He trails off as a yawn takes over. You lean forward to kiss him lovingly on the lips. Your noses rub together in that sickly sweet way that everyone secretly loves, but pretends to hate if they see another couple doing it.
And as his eyes threaten to shut, Denki thinks it’s a perfect finish to a perfect night. The end. He faintly hears you giggle, and the last thing Denki hears before he drifts to sleep is-
“It’s only the beginning, birthday boy, only the beginning. Happy birthday, Denki.”
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drowninginblox · 3 years
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Thrown into It
Part: 1,2,3,4,5, 6, 7, 8
Part 9: Titles at Momo’s
How the fuck did I get here? We were just going over math damn it. Why did we have to train my powers? It’s not like I’m gonna be a pro hero! I’m not main character material after all. Have you seen what I'm packing? All bone and fat. No muscle to this bitch. “Y/n! Cmon! Keep your head out of the clouds!” Ochako called from the front. I can only nod my head and try not to faint. Right now me and the main character gang are walking to Momo’s house. Apparently this is an impromptu sleepover. Momo told us that she’ll cover everything we needed so now we’re just walking. Don't worry the cast dragged me to the local train station before hand and Inko was cool with this somehow. What even is this? “Y/n? Are you alright?” I hear before Tenya- fuck I mean Iida nudge me. It’s so weird acting like a stranger to people you already know. “Oh, um.. Y-yeah just a little.. I don't know how to explain it? Anxious?” I try to look at him but his straight laced demeanor and overall physic is intimidating in itself. “There is nothing to worry about though! Surely Midoryia has told you that we are trustworthy!” He declares while chopping his hand around. I try to hold in my laugh but fail miserably. “Did I do something funny?!” He shouts defensively while chopping more. Fuck its just as funny in person-. I feel eyes fall on me as I just keep laughing. “I-oh holly crap- fuckin give me a minute holy shit-” I takes deep breaths while the group mumbles something about me being weird. “S-sorry- Just.. The fucking hand chops kill me- you remind me of C3PO..” I whip a tear from my eye but when I focus back on the group they all look clueless as to what I was saying. “Um.. Y’know? Star Wars?” I prompt but all look just as clueless. Does this universe not have star wars? “What's that?” Tsuyu asks with a small kero. I couldn't only stare. “Just the greatest movie franchise to grace the planet! Yknow- fuckin-” I cover my mouth and inhale deeply. “Luke, I am your father!” They all glance at each other. “Y/n is it something from your home?” I feel my eye twitch but give up. “Yeah it is, and it's amazing.” I sigh. “What might it be about?” Tokoyami asks. His eyes widened at my overwhelming joy. Midoryia chuckles and smiles along with me. “Now you did it-” Before tonight Izuku made the mistake of asking me who my favorite hero was.
The rest of the journey was me basically explaining all of star wars to them without giving the major spoilers. At some points they had to smack me since in my excitement I was babbling nonsense. Ochako, Tsuyu, and Momo seemed to be the most invested in it from what I could tell. “Does the princess ever go home?” Ochoko questions. Momo interrupts me with a pointer finger. “There it is!”  She announces at the sight of the gates. She runs up ahead of us and speaks into the microphone. Not even two minutes later and the gate opens up to us, two white golf carts not too far behind. “Dude how rich are you..?” I mumble into the open air. She only laughs. I turned to Ochoko, then to Izuku, both of whom shook to the core over how long the driveway was. “My goodness! You have golf carts too Yaoyorozo?” Tenya acquires when two while golf carts pull up to the gate. The fuck even is this bull shitery? “Only for when I’m lazy.” She defends before hopping on the back of one of the carts. We all follow suit and within a few minutes we are in front of a behemoth of a mansion. “Welcome home everyone!” She cheers. The carts come to stop at her front door and holy fuck I am too intimidated to move. 
Everyone gets out of the carts while me and Ochoko take in the sight that is Momo’s home. It was larger than my house, that's for sure. It was also weastern, made of what looked like marble with stone accents near the front door and side of the house. The windows were large and peaking from the roof were two brick chimneys. “Are you two going to stay there all night?” Tenya called with what looked like a cocky smile. “Oh shush Mr. My brother is a pro hero!” I called playfully. His cheeks flashes a bright red and turns to Midorya while I slowly get up, help a dazed Ochoko in the process, and make my way to the front door. Izuku was mumbling about every small detail while Tsu and Tokoyami were notably quiet through this whole ordeal. Momo turned to us and smiled. “My mother and Father are out of town, visiting friends and the likes, so we have the whole house to ourselves!” She rings the doorbell and not even a second later, it opens to a maid. I could feel my face heat up at the sight of any of the main characters in that outfit like that, even though it wasn't that revealing. “Y/n are you okay?” Tokoyami asks about my flushed face but I just cough it off. “Oh my! Are you catching something?” Momo asks before turning to the maid. “Please get them some hot chocolate and hot tea! Also prepare my room with extra blankets, clothes, and pillows.” The young woman bows before walking away from us. “You didn't have to-! I'm not sick!” I tried but I was silenced by Momo rushing to me and covering my forehead with her hand. I jumped at how close we were. “You're burning up! C'mon! You can have a guest room.” She makes some medical masks for the group but Tsu backs me up. “Momo I think you’re overreacting.. Kero.” But she doesn't stop to hear reason, only dragging me through her maze of a house and shoving me into a room. “There should be a maid coming. Once she’s here she’ll give you something to wear.” And before I could say anything she closed the door. What the fuck. Why the fuck. I thought this was the training arch not the filler episode. I swear to god if one of the boys walks in on me changing I will murder. 
Thank god that wasn't the case. A maid got me some silk jammies and directed me to another room. It wasn't until I walked in did I realize it was Momo’s room. And holy crap was she a hero fan damn- I’m talking hero’s of all shapes and sizes. Ethnicities and races. Genders of all kinds. Some of the posters were black and white while others were neon and vibrant. All were framed and signed on the wall parallel to the door. “Holy-” I started but Momo caught me. “Y/n! It's good to see you out first!” She says just loud enough from her king size canopy bed. Her bedroom- in length- was the size of me and Midoryia’s rooms connected and then some. On the wall to my right were instruments, a desk, and cubicles for storage while the rest of the room was empty. Well scratch that, there was a rug. But it was small and a bright white, a needed contrast with the equally white was and dark floors. “Yeah.. um.. How do you know my size..?” I ask while motioning to my pjs. She laughs lightly. “Cmon! Come sit on my bed!” OKAY just leave me in the dark on that creepy fact then. Wordlessly I wander to the bed and take a sit right beside her. “So Y/n, tell me about yourself.” I glance up at her and play with my hair. “I'm not that interesting, trust me.” She waves a hand dismissively. “Oh please! There must be more to you than your quirk! I know I’m more than mine!” She assures. I kick my legs and think for a moment. “I'm a big nerd. I love fantastical worlds, and possibilities that probably won't happen. For better or worse.” I say with a nervous chuckle. “Really?” She asks. I nod and humor her. “YEah- I uh.. I write, draw, sing, creative stuff mostly. But I don’t think I’m that creative honestly.” She loosens her posture. “Well then, prove it!” I jumped at her request. “O-Oh um- I don't think-” 
“Madam, the other guests are ready!” A maid calls after a knock. Momo sighs “Let them in then!” With that the maid from before lets in the rest of the group, all in t-shirts and pajama pants/ shorts. Aside from Iida. He has a classic set of pajamas and a nightcap to go with the ensemble. “Thank you so much for the pj’s Momo!” Ochoko says with a smile, rushing up to us and hugging her in gratitude. “Oh it’s no problem at all.” “What were you guys talking about kero?” Tsuyu prompts. “Oh-” Momo starts but i cut her off. “Oh nothing interesting!” She glances at me and lightly slaps my arm. “Nonsense. Y/n was just telling me about their hobbies. Apparently they write and do art!” Tokoyami perks at this. “What do you write L/n?” I scratch the back of my neck “Ahahahaha- wouldn’t you like to know..” Tenya’s eyes narrow. “Certainly nothing unsavory? Right Y/n?” Fuck his glasses are reflecting light- f u c k. “Oh nooooo! Nothing like that. Mostly self indulgent romantic crap, some angst-“ Izuku gasped. “Y/n! You write angst!?” Of course Midorya’s the only one who knows that I’m talking about. “Strange. Why is your face a rose then?” Tokoyami teases. His tone says otherwise but that knowing glance is dangerous. “Ahahahaha- Tokoyami you jokester-” I get up close to him and say through my teeth. “You cant out me like this man-! Not here!” Over my shoulder I hear Ochoko laugh. “You remind me Jiro-chan, Y/n. She always gets flustered like this when she’s embarrassed.” I back up from Tokoyami and turn to the group. “Wait what?”
“Oh! You don't know Jiro, but she's so smart and talented.” Ochoko says. “Oh yeah, I know her.” I say casually but when I see Momo’s eyes widen I try to recover. “Me and my dad saw her on the TV. Y'know during UA’s annual sports festival. She had dangles on her ear lobes right?” I scratch the back of my neck for a moment to sell it. Thankfully Momo took the bait because she slowly nodded. “That’s her. She is very smart. Don’t underestimate her when you meet her.” Tyu nods. “What was her score on the midterms?”  Midorya hums for a moment. “I don't remember if she told us, but she was up there in ranking..” Before Izuku could go on a mumbling tangent, Iida inquired on the subject. “Seventh in class ranking I think.” The group hums in agreement before turning back to me. “What were you on about before Y/n?” I think a moment before remembering. “Oooh!” I snapped my fingers. I exhale a little at my idiocy. “I just forgot that you guys use titles normally. I was just a little confused.” Tenya’s glasses brightened in the light. Crap. “Shouldn’t you have researched on Japanese culture before you came to Japan Y/n?” He gets up close to me as he says that. “Uhh well.. yasee- I was kind of in a rush to get here and I don't have a phone anymore.. My dad thought it would be a great idea to take away my phone before I go to a whole ‘nother country soooo..” Great job Y/n. Nothing like feeding into the idiot father trope. Dad would be so proud of your creative genius. “And I've been so busy with school and my room..”
“Wow.” the group mumbles. “YEeeeah.. Not the brightest bulb.” I mumble dryly. “Well, surely we can teach you a few things.” Midorya counters. “No one is hopeless unless they don't bother to try! And you want to try don't you?” He says with that signature baby boy smile. I laugh a little at that bright fire in his eyes. That want to help is gonna make him a great hero one day. “Of course! If you guys can teach me that is.” I looked over at the group. Collectively they nod. Que the anime montage.
I was woken up by Midoya at twelve. Am not pm mind you. Momo was kicking us out. “I’m sorry! My parents just called and said they were on their way back home as we speak!” She defended sadly as me and Midorya were finishing up getting our shoes back on. Apparently because of my sleeping habits, Midorya had to watch all of his other friends leave until it was just him and Momo alone in her house together. “Dude, it's okay. Calm down.” I said with a slightly worried smile. Midorya was patiently waiting for me outside with a new duffle bag of his clothes for the night before and some new ones that Momo gave him this morning. “It was an honor staying here for the night Yaoyorozo-sama.” I say with a bow once both my shoes are on. She gasps, a light blush covering her cheeks from the title. But she smiles nonetheless. “It is an honor to meet you too, Y/n-san. And please, call me Momo.” She says with a smile, bowing after. We both rise and I smile back to her before walking out the door. “Y/n-chan, what took you so long?” Midorya asked. “Nothin. Just telling Momo thank you. And chan? Really?” He laughs. “What? Don't like being babied?”
“Oh screw you.”
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daskleinewrites · 7 years
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MysMe Headcons “Pets”
My very first headcons guys♥ Requests and critic are very welcome
Saeran (Chinchilla)
He is literally a nervous (but also curious) mess
He would ask you so many questions (What's a chinchilla? What do they eat? Since when have you had them? etc etc)
He’s fidgeting a lot when he enters your flat
When Saeran sees the big cage his eyes will get soooooooooooooo big (adorable!!!!)
Saeran will sneak to the cage like a cat (Imagine him with cat ears- DO IT)
Names? “What?” What are their names?
“Oh… The dark one is Lucy and the light grey is Maze”
He would be so quiet observing them
When you open the cage to get one out he literally scoots backwards
“Wanna hold her?”
OOOOH shit what have you done
He shakes his head so violently and presses his back to the wall
Poor baby is too afraid he would hurt the tiny creature
It takes at least 3 more days until you can coax him to hold one
But only if you hold her with me! “How???” Just don't let go!!!! “Alright alright….”
He would sit on the floor with a blanket over his lap (I am too bony, she should at least have it nice)
He mutters tiny prayers under his breath when you approach him with one of your girls
As you kneel beside him, you place the animal in his lap
“No hunny, I won't let go”
Saeran is still so afraid
You end up guiding his shaking hand
When he touches the chinchilla, his jaw drops
S-soft, you had almost missed that whisper
He is literally melting, OK???
From this point petting and holding the chinchillas are his favorite coping skill
like, Anxiety? Chinchillas!
Lonely? Chinchillas!
707 (Rats)
Oh boy he is so excited
like, literally, he will jump up and down
SOOO EXCITED!!!
When you open the door to your flat, he sprints past you and searches for the cage
Where are our children???
“Uh what?”
You guide him to the big ass cage where tiny eyes curiously watch him
Seven would squeal and turn into his heart eye emoji
You open the cage and the rats would crawl all over you, you would hand him the rats one by one
“This is Belle”- She is so beautiful!!!
“That is Sushi“- She looks so squishy!
 “She is just fat…” Don't listen to that mean old lady you are perfect “SEVEN??????????”
“That is Rikku” Final Fantasy? (Dirty grin...just shut up boy)
He sits on the floor with your pets in his jacket pockets
Congrats! You made him a daddy! He will never leave your place. Nope. Not gonna happen!
Jumin (Cat)
The second he enters your apartment, your cat hides under the sofa
oh god please no
“Hahaha, I'm sorry, she is just shy” (get back here you lil…)
Jumin claims to be a “Catwhisperer”. I’ve got this, don't worry MC
He kneels down and clicks his tongue
(OMG HOW CUTE????)
You hand him several treats (You bet he brought his own…)
Even her favorite toy won't get her out from down there
When you are about to drag the damn kitty from under the couch, she finally comes out
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
to run away and jump on the closet…..
Did she just hiss at me?
“Oh my, I'm so sorry Jumin, she has never done that before, I swear...”
She is quite stubborn, just like her owner, he smiles
(Your cat would totally come jump on his lap when you two watch a movie or something like this…)
Jaehee (Poodle)
AN ANIMAL???? THAT WON'T LEAVE FUR EVERYWHERE??????????
The little bean won her heart at first try
It has such good manners, MC
(You trained your dog to give his paw when meeting ppl)
She would be all over it
brushing and styling it
You bet your ass that she buys new stuff for him
Proud Mommy Jaehee walks through the park
she would always have a photo of the little bean with her (maybe even in her office along with yours<3)
Zen (Rabbit/Ferret...sorry I couldn't decide)
Please don't be allergic Please don't be allergic Please don't be allergic Please don't be allergic Please don't be allergic Please don't be allergic Please don't be allergic
Right now you really WISH you had something without fur
Like a gecko or a chameleon
ANYTHING WITHOUT FUR
So MC, what do you wanted to show me?
You get quite red and fidget around a lot
“Well, uhm. I want you to meet my...best friend?”
Zen tilts his head in question as you open the living room door, and he witnesses a big cage
How would you explain the name of your animal?
“Co-Come over, it won't bite“ (at least I hope so…)
You open the cage and a white fur ball jumps on your lap
ZEN IS SO READY TO SNEEZE
but...nothing happens
When he takes a closer look, he sees a white tiny rabbit/ferret with bright red eyes
Wow, haha. We have the same eye color. What is it's name?
“W-what?”
I want to know the name of this little cutie
You get bright red
Zen sits down beside you and reach out to pet the little bean
“Zen…”
Yeah?
“No I mean...his name. It's Zen.”
His jaw drops through the ground omfg
“I CAN EXPLAIN!!!! IT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOU!!! i got it shortly after I watched your first performance...”
He would laugh and hug you so tight <3
AWW. My little Fan.
He would tease you so much
but srsly he is proud
and secretly couldn't be happier
Yoosung (Parrot)
He would be like =OOOOOOOOOOOO
He would totally rant about it
Oh god MC. It looks so beautiful and exotic. How old is it? What's it name? Can it speak? Would it bite me? I want to pet it soooooooo bad!!!
You would need a looooot of time to get him calm
“Baby, you will scare him like this”
Turns out, Your lil Birdie loves Yoosung
As soon as you open the cage, the bird would fly on Yoosungs shoulder and nibble at his ear
you go from “AAAAW he likes you” to “It's been three hours….”
Just imagine your adorable boyfriend with a tiny bird on his shoulder. IMAGINE IT! They would be so lovey dovey to each other ;-;
Don’t even think about putting the bird back in the cage, he won't leave Yoosung
U end up packing everything and let your pet move in with him
:T well at least the new couple is happy
And you bet your ass, when Yoosung is raging while gaming, the bird will hear eeeeeeverything
he soon will greet you with some….amazing vocabulary
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koriginaladdict · 7 years
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im just wondering but why do u only stan white characters??? in arrow, spn, tvd, teen wolf u go ham for the whites o_0
first off i don’t owe anyone anything, much less justify myself but i want to discuss this because tumblr is a messy place and little sanity won’t hurt
You know i really don’t pay attention to race, gender or orientation when i watch tv? i’m watching tv to have fun not turn into a wannabe sjw or use sjw arguments to force everyone else to like characters they don’t or better yet? fake liking them
that said, all I care about is the story and character development, i don’t like ALL white character some i even hate like elijah mikaelson, peter hale, theo, savitar was annoying af, elena gilbert, kate argent (omg that’s the worst) gerard argent,  shall i continue? it’ll take me forever and trust me, ii have more white characters I dislike than poc ones, so the point is invalid 
it’s not my fault the tv industry is mostly with white people, that’s why we need representation, it’s all about proportion, i’ll give a little example, there are 100 white characters, 15 poc, if i happen to like 20 white characters ad 5 poc does that make me racist? No because there isn’t as many poc characters as there are white ones it’s not fan’s fault it’s the industry itself
also let’s add in that poc are in much less episodes and seasons than white ones, the writers neglect them, let me tell you, i’d trade the twins, theo, gerard, peter hale, even liam and hayden if it meant i’d have a full season of braeden and kira back, they had more potential, were more interesting, badass and fun to watch in the little time they had than all of the ones i mentioned had in seasons
it’s not my fault poc characters aren’t given good material some times (like some white characters) or are neglected by the writers
and fans instead of wanting better for them (side eyeing iris and james) they  act like they’re pure perfection who don’t need improving and anyone pointing it out is attacked for being “racist” which makes it only worse for the character who can have amazing potential
every single character needs criticism, we all criticize white characters to no end, but if we do poc we’re racist or biased? you’re being more harmful and creating more conflict, if someone insults a poc character, over their race and hate them for it THAT’S RACISM, and i saw that and it’s disgusting, target those people instead of the ones who genuinely care about the show and want what’s best or are just enjoying other characters in their little corner
i’m sorry how is it racist to point out that on s1 james had nothing but being kara’s love interest and also lucy’s ? it’s true, while yeah the break up was sh/t the guardian storyline made me love him and see the potential in him
i loved iris on s1, back when her work as a reporter was actually there and she wasn’t just a half of westall/en, if i dare point it out i’m the racist one? sure
since we’re here, let me fix the misconception, you said “i only like white characters” 
but how about nyssa? she’s my 2nd favorite after laurel, mc kenna was so amazing back on 1 that’s a character i miss, diggle was awesome on s1-2 ish till the WRITERS reduced him to being an olicity prop, 
I love bonnie, lucas had potential, lucy bennet too, but again WRITERS chose not to explore them
i love kira (who and arden deserved so much better) and braeden (oh that woman is so badass i can’t), BOYD !!!!! i was so sad for boyd he didn’t deserve to die like that !!!!  i wanted so much more of him, more interactions especially with derek, i wanted more !!!
trashnatural? that sh*/hole is mostly white straight guys and only worships the winchesters so ? whatever little representation we had I sure as hell enjoyed it (do you even follow me? the only character i don’t like on spn is post s5 dean)
lucifer? that’s a show with good rep, that a perfect show, maze is my favrorite, she’s badass af, in all episodes, had big character development, tied good friendships with pretty much everyone, that’s a character to love, and i think personally she’s the best character of the late 2010′s new shows hands down
amenediel is good too, ella is fun af (even tho she isn’t there as much) but point is, when a character is 
so there your point is completely invalidated
if you actually knew me, I’m algerian, kabyle and my people fought and died to have our identity recognized and our language to be allowed to be spoken publicly (i mean conferences, tv radio ect), some people weren’t allowed to name their kids amazigh names like massinissa, aghiles, tawes, feta, ect…  so i know damn fucking well about how important racism, discrimination is it’s really insulting to me to be accused of such things just because of fictional characters 
here educate yourself 
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berber_Spring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Spring_(Algeria)
to finish this off, i see people as people, I see characters for their personality, i don’t see them as labels, i didn’t love derek hale and castiel because “white guy” but because over the course of 5 and 8 seasons (almost a decade) respectively, they had amazing stories, amazing characteristics, always saving people and rarely get credit for anything
i think tumblr should stop obsessing so much over lables and solely judge characters over their personality and actions and DEMAND WRITERS to treat AND WRITE them better and longer
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taechnological · 3 years
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love motherfuckin MAZE! i'd love an mv for that it's my go to song when i write spicy things 🔥
HNNNNNNNG A MV FOR LOVE MAZE YES PLS alright so i imagine it to be smth like bts reaching out their hands while running around, stuck in a maze except it's like pink in color? idk why i imagine love maze to have pink and purple shades sbshjsjs and they're like looking for each other and they keep meeting one another and they hold hands until they reunit with all 7 at the end and get out of it and they're all smiling and yeah i'm positively grinning like a fool in the dark now great
what's that one bts song which u think definitely deserved a mv?
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taechnological · 2 years
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I’m still pretty new at this and like eight years behind on content so I just discovered yesterday that LOVE MAZE IS A SONG I WANT ON REPEAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE thank you very much!!!
love is a maze but damn u is amaze yeah~
youtube
my boy jungkook really hit 8 NOTES IN 0.8 SECONDS in it
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taechnological · 3 years
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I’m very curious about your opinion here: pick a song (may be more than one ofc) for each member that you associate with them - be it because of their singing/rapping part in it or maybe characteristic choreography or just general vibe? I’m just curious if other people link some songs with particular members like I do (like Let Go is totally Tae’s song for me 🤷‍♀️) IF you want I would love to know your reasons too
whoaaa what an interesting question! okay so i thought about this and decided to include ot7 songs only in this (i just made things difficult for myself, didn't i?) bc obviously the solo songs link to the respective members, right? haha okay so let's go in fanchant order~
namjoon:
hip hop phile (why? bc he IS a hip hop phile!), love maze (i hear love maze and my brain immediately goes: love is a maze but damn u is amaze yeah i just can't help it), pied piper (it just does, this song gives off joon vibes to me, yes i am weird), am i wrong (if u know the actual meaning of this song, u get me), look here (um??? what's popping girl??)
seokjin:
CRYSTAL SNOW (for all the obvious reasons), don't leave me and film out (ok let's be honest here, seokjin OWNS all jpn songs, period), autumn leaves (that song belongs to jin and jin only, i have many more reasons other than this, but this one is the strongest), BUTTER (IT IS BASICALLY A SONG MADE FOR OUR MAIN CHARACTER KIM SEOKJIN), butterfly (no reasons needed, he owns it)
yoongi:
mic drop (idk man i hear mic drop and i think of yoongi, his verse, the diss, the actual mic drop, those silver hair in a bandana, shitting on b*llb*ard, everything), FIRE (maybe it's bc of the "bultaoreune" or maybe it's bc of his scene in the starting of the mv or maybe it's bc yoongi represents fire in all hyyh mvs, who knows tbh), 134340 (it's the "a-a-anyeong" for me, i'm telling u), ma city (maybe bc yoongi talks about his daegu a lot, and also maybe bc his rap in this is FIRE)
hoseok:
dis-ease (hobi LITERALLY owns it), 2nd grade (it is hobi's and hobi's song ONLY), pandogangsan (i love his verse in it like i can't help it he owned it), dionysus (smth about the most lightweight of the group making a song about the god of drinking intrigues me), BAEPSAE (YOU KNOW WHY)
jimin:
home (jimin CARRIED this song, it is his now), blood sweat and tears (does this even need a reason??), 24/7=heaven (i am obsessed and it is all jimin's fault), black swan (???duh???), danger (*tae voice* i think it's the eyeliner")
taehyung:
heartbeat, save me and dna (solely for his ocean voice in them, i can't help it, i'm a sucker for it), spring day (it is his fav song (mv)! plus he has a demo of it that i listen to biyearly), jump (NUGA NAREUL MAGADO-), blue & grey (it was supposed to be for kth1 and i am emotionally attached to it's original version), go go (have u SEEN go go tae??), war of hormone (same reason as BEFORE WOH TAE WAS SMTH ELSE), boy in luv (the reason why i'm into bts)
jungkook:
outro: love is not over (it is literally his), your eyes tell (same reson as before), rain (jungkook's voice in it did a lot for me to make me the bts stan i am today), for you (WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE WHYYYY subete for youuuuuu), boy with luv (he gives off bwl vibes to me :( i'm weak), whalien 52 (it is bc of his "i'm a whale" i have no other reason), ON (the nip slips, that's the reason), tomorrow (his voice, and also his hip-thrusts, i'm sorry)
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