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allmightyscroll-swag · 6 months
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Shout-out to @onejellyfishplease for creating a fic that my brain latched onto so violently that I think of it on a weekly basis
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Man, i can't imagine having the feeling of something literally buzzing under your skin writhing to be let out let out let out- being comfortable.
Original sketch below cut;
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It was way more moody but I was like. no . The boy is overwhelmed the arts gotta be BRIGHT and EYESORE-y
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scatterpatter · 24 days
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What are your thoughts on the Axem Rangers?
*CRACKS KNUCKLES*
Fun fact it was the Axem Rangers that introduced me to SMRPG! I was super into SMBZ growing up and looking into the Axem Rangers X got me to check out SMRPG and- well- anyone who's been following me for more than a few months knows how that went
I adore them. Chaotic stupid fr. How many Axems does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION if you ask them to do that they'll come back to you with an electric fire.
In my Weapon Fam AU (god i never update this tag h e l p its all old art KJSBFKJSBGKJSDB) since they're all siblings in that one, I made them all quintuplets and yes it gets chaotic quickly. They spend an absurd amount of time just rehearsing their dramatic entrances, monologues, poses, etc
They definitely operate on a "shares a braincell" mindset, but if they need someone to speak for the whole group, they usually default to Red. He definitely has an ego because of this and the others usually have to serve him a slice of humble pie if he gets too cocky about his position as leader
Black actually has some slight vision problems that manifest in the form of sunlight sensitivity, hence why he's always wearing shades. Forever ago people thought he was trying to be cool, so he totally went with it and has been acting like some cool tough guy ever since
Y'know how Green can use Static E and attacks with more of a stabbing motion than by swinging the axe? (btw i adore that the remake gave his axe more of a spear-like tip to it because of this, its the little things <3). I always had the hc that he struggled with physical fighting like the others, but picked up magic use after watching Bowyer use spells like Static E so easily. Also has chronic vertigo, rip 😔
So Pink- my hc is that those from Smithy's dimension (i.e. all the Weapons) are completely genderless- they reproduce asexually, they're machines, etc. Most Weapons don't really align themselves with gender identities super strongly, and a lot will default to he/him pronouns just because their language mostly translates to that and people from other worlds will see their more masculine-presenting members and go "Oh you must be boys!". Pink's also in the boat where she doesn't really align with a gender, but she definitely prefers presenting more femininely and once she discovers how most of the other worlds handle gender expression, she immediately changes her pronouns to she/her and proudly proclaims herself as the girl of the group... well, proclaims herself the princess of the group, really. ... The other Axems will gladly use she/her but they draw the line at princess.
Yellow is by far the most grounded of the group, and usually steps in whenever Red gets overwhelmed trying to make all of the decisions. He's more of an endurance fighting than the rest of the Axems, preferring to stay back and tank hits to tire out the opponent while the other four go in on the offense. He's actually the smartest of the group, but most would never figure this out since he goes out of his way to play stupid. Part of playing stupid is to trick opponents into underestimating him... and the other part is the internal laughing he gets to do when people are so, so incredibly wrong about his intelligence.
They CONSTANTLY bicker with each other, but the SECOND anyone outside of the group tries to insult one of them? The other four will rain hell on you. Do NOT mess with the Axems.
... also did you know the Axems canonically have tongues? Horrifying. I'm cursed with this knowledge now so are you.
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elysia-kyaneos · 3 years
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Fic Rec
Roomates - Chapter 2 by automnesleaves
AHHHH yay for having an extension to this world! I did wonder how long Chap 2 would have to be to wrap the story up, but Leaf loves us (and this couple) so much that it's no longer a two-shot 🥰
Spoilers below~
I always find it interesting to learn more about the (potential) love interest when the protagonist isn't around. Like 👀 yes, hand over that insider intel that our main character has no idea about! It was great to see some of Yoongi and Kook's dynamic when they're together, like how Yoongi’s competitive side was stoked just by working out together 🤣 But omg how MESSY. It's so interesting to note that Yoongi really was after the room for the same reason as everyone else: "guaranteed good luck". The fact that he refuses to tell BOTH Kook and Jimin about why she broke up with him doesn't sit right with me. It feels like he's hiding it from them because he knows they wouldn't approve of them getting back together. (I've been there. Give it up fam l o l) Yoon p l e a s e. I know it’s only been like...a week, but I'm gonna need you to get over your ex.
YET AGAIN: I LOVE JIMIN! The dynamic Jimin and MC have is so great. The way he effortlessly rebuffs her thinly veiled threats is *chef's kiss* and he is so totally unphased by her theatrics. Probably because he's got a penchant for the dramatic himself! Jimin is dropping some major hints here as he tries to look out for his good friends and I'm right there with him.
MC getting to see all of Yoongi's equipment was also an eye opening experience. He's quite the character, this Yoongi! The copious amount of outdoor equipment is totally foreign and a bit overwhelming to me, but it's awesome to see how dedicated and passionate he is about his interests. It seems like that kind of strong-willed attitude is at his core and weaves its way into all aspects of his life. Though we do get to see him being more hesitant with the groceries he brings home as a peace offering. Though I suppose our dear MC didn't really give him much of a window to bribe her. We get to see that signature kind of stubbornness make a return and ngl I felt the vindication from leaving him in the dust lol As potentially petty as it may seem 🤣
Getting to see a bit more of what MC likes to do was rewarding as well. Her love for art must run so deep since she's not only doing it as a job, but also in her free time. The Café Couple give me the MAJOR warm fuzzies and I adore MC's history with them. Getting to document their relationship as it blooms 🥺 Also literally Shut Up. The parallels between MC's ideal meet-cute and the way Yoongi stumbles upon her at the café??? Yeah. I'm screaming. Then the fact that Yoongi rewatched Pride and Prejudice of his own volition? My heart grew 3 sizes hearing him talk through all of the plot points he enjoyed. That's the most sincere apology I've ever witnessed!! Major props to him for going to those lengths to make things right (even though it mightttt be as a result of an ulterior motive 😬). So looking forward to the next installment! 🥰
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chaoticturtledream · 4 years
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I’m 1/4  through the new Maze Runner book (Crank Palace) and here are my thoughts
These are my thoughts in order of events. I wrote them while listening to the audiobook. They’re interesting, for sure. SPOILERS obviously.
MUST YOU BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS SIR??? Only calling him 'Tommy'. Damn I'm crying.
Memories?!?!?!?
I'm seeing a lot of parent/child stuff here...
Aaaaahhh poor boy
Also did Newt write the Maze Runner? Or at least this one?
This book is somehow relatable and it's scary.
lmao they're monster trucks
L A Z E R G U N S (stun guns?)
Newt's just like 'whelp bye I guess'
done got S P O O K E D
again with the parent/child thing!
yes adopt him immediately
oh look the title of the book
this woman's gonna claim this child as her own
'un-take-careable' beautiful
don't mind his cluelessness he's new here
Already making friends huh.
How tf did he get out of shape he's been on the run for a long long time
well he didn't exactly go to school
I mean valid question
'We might've been drunk' bruh
everyone likes Newt
WHAT
Aren't you guys in danger?
Dead means DEAD you moron
look what you did you made her cry
RIP Dante's brother
an HOUR?
fair enough
AH DON'T BRING UP CHUCK MY HEARTS ALREADY BROKEN
This is like a constant loop of "I'm sorry" "No I'm sorry"
BRUH YOU CAN'T JUST MENTION THAT YOU LEFT A NOTE TO YOUR FRIEND ASKING HIM TO KILL YOU THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN SAY CASUALLY
i mean what's the worst that could happen if you told her
damn done got told
YES ADOPT HIM he his now your child
all I can think of his that one vine (Mrs Keisha? Mrs Keisha!) i just hope we dont get to the 'omg she dead'
uh oh
zippy zappy
I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOME TIMES SAYING UUUUUUUUHHHHH OOOOOHHHHHH YOU'RE IN TROUUUUUUUUUBLLLLLLEEEEE
the noise of a feral mother
keisha's a fucking badass
WHERE THE HELL'D SHE GET A FUCKING REVOLVER?
nO KEISHA!!!
and the bEby
NEWT DO SOMETHIN
ah yes, the mother instincts of the Glade Parent
I mean I'd be afraid too if a random teenager attacked me with that much anger
ooohh ya killed him
adrenaline's a hell of a drug I'll tell you that
F E R A L  C H I L D
oh gOD nO
It's called motion sickness
aww they kept the fam together
at least they're somewhat gentle with the child?
Newt is a parent no one can tell me otherwise
God the slow fall to insanity is gonna kill me innit?
stop reminding me of the inevitability of death
I somehow forgot about WICKED
sHuT yOuR mOuTh Or GeT dOuSeD
or get doused anyways
"Hope the kid's okay" YOU SPRAYED HIM WITH A FIRE HOSE?!?!
aww family hug
WAIT WILL WE GET TO KNOW HIS NAME FINALLY BY THE END OF THE BOOK??? damn i hope
YO SHE JUST CALLED NEWT HER CHILD IM CRYING
gonna draw art of this beautiful fam
wait if he still has the journal how the fuck isn't it soaked
probably not cause you had a little sister
okay bye lol
Keisha stahp
ooohh no. fucking Ava or Teresa or some bitch like that is keepin tabs on Newt.
Is he gay? 'Cause I think they're referencing Teresa here but why he so bitter? Like I know she's a traitor but he seemed to at least partially forgiver her? If anything he was angry. But if he had a thing for Tommy and he was JEALOUS.... perhaps.
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Julianne modern day au? What would she be doing and what would she look like??? ❤️❤️
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This is SUCH an old image lmao and you can tell by the quality but 
I’m obsessed with this AU so
Basically
Modern AU takes place in presumably NYC because I gotta
They meet in a laundromat, where Julian’s making the Dreamy Face™ at Julianne and not paying attention
Accidentally fills her machine with his clothes while she goes off to get coins
Her machine: white clothes; his clothes: emo goth aesthetic (all black and reds)
He goes to the laundry guy and is like “listen. See that girl? She’s adorable. And I just filled her machine with my clothes. I don’t want to fuck things up P l e a s e help me I beg of you”
Laundry guy’s like “whoops sorry fam I can’t help ya” and Julian goes to sit in a plastic chair in the corner, bouncing his leg SO fast and biting his lip so hard it’s white
Eventually she goes to take her clothes out of the machine and she’s like ???????? who did this
Julian goes over and profusely apologizes, offers to pay for the shirts
She takes the money and finishes her laundry, grumbling the whole while
Afterwards she spills her whole story to Asra (an unknown mutual friend), who has already been told the same story by Julian (”ohh my God Asra you will not BELIEVE how badly I fucked up today” vs. “OH my God Asra this ASSHOLE stained all my clothes with his emo-ass shirts today”)
Asra, meanwhile, is smirking on the phone, already shipping them and plotting to set them up
Juli eventually tells him that she needs a model for her drawing/painting study, and guess who just happens to be a friend looking for odd jobs to help pay his way through med school ;)
Julian shows up a little late, and Juli just makes THE most disgusted face and goes “y o u”
Makes him do the hardest pose imaginable on Day 1 because he showed up in all this unnecessary clothing
Brings her coffee for like a week straight, except it’s his usual black coffee with like 10 extra shots and she’s a normal person who drinks her coffee with milk and sugar
Goes to complain to Asra again - “can you BELIEVE that?? I offered her coffee! Coffee! Because she’s always so tired! And not only did she turn me down, she’s STILL mad at me for the shirts! What sane person turns down a cup of coffee!!”
Asra: “Julian no offense but your “coffee” is literally jet fuel”
Asra’s always giving him tips and pointers on how to win her over - suggests Starbucks
Julian goes to Starbucks and gets the sweetest, most syrupy drink you could ever think of and specifically asks for half a shot of espresso because obviously if she doesn’t like his coffee then she must not like coffee at all
Gets there early with the “coffee”, undresses and stands buck-ass naked with a starbucks cup waiting for her (yes it was supposed to be a nude drawing day, he just undressed a liiiiittle early)
Julianne takes one (1) sip and puts it aside with a half-grimace/half-smile, saying “Why don’t we go out for coffee so I can show you what I actually order?”
This man dresses up in like .05 seconds and is already at the door, wiggling his bent arm to lock her arm in it
Meanwhile, Asra had prepared a whole rooftop dinner and sent them each a text to come over so he could finally set them up
Too bad they were already on a date
Once they start dating, Julian takes her around the hospital he’s doing his residency at, showing her off to all his coworkers and patients with the biggest, sappiest smile the whole while
She starts working at a coffee shop across the street from the hospital, and he “conveniently” forgets his thermos in his locker on his lunch break to go buy coffee from her 
Sometimes Lucio hits her up at her coffee shop, and the first time Julian comes up behind him and towers over; “are you going to order anything?”
But they end up being pretty good friends after a while and are often found up at the penthouse of Lucio’s building, helping him win over whoever he’s after
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peakytoms · 6 years
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NSFW ABC’s ~ John Shelby
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
So things with John boy never get too wild so aftercare is not really necessary. He likes to just lay in bed and talk to you about his day while you two share a few cigarettes .
He also loves eating after sex because he expels so much energy during the deed—so he will usually go downstairs and drum up some bread and jam and bring them back upstairs for you and him.
The bed always gets crumby but you don’t care “that’s what the maids for” says JOhn
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He is obsessed with you butt—he’s a butt guy. He loves backing that ass up against his hips anytime of the day, loves you sitting on his lap when he’s at work or at home in the office. Big time butt guy.
Hes so much of a butt guy, he even likes his own ass. He knows he was sculpted by Michelangelo himself and he has likes to show off what god gave him.
When the two of you are home without the kiddos—the both of you are always naked, beauty should not have to be covered up
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
We all know our dear boy john has a massive impregnation kink—he loves knowing his woman is around carrying his seed and making it into a human baby. As such, his favorite thing to do is cum inside of you. He also loves to watch himself spill out of you when its all over so he likes to make sure his woman is filled 😉
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
John is one dirty dirty boy (you’ve seen him smirk right? That smirk is LOADED with dirty filthy secrets)
At dinner with Polly or the rest of the fam—he sneaks one of your hands down to his already hard cock. He thinks hes so suave and that no one notices (but because of that infamous smirk—everyone always knows what is happening but lets him have him moment)
When the two of you were younger, you had sex on Pollys bed (she had a bigger bed so it made sense at the time—it’s a secret you two will keep til your DEATHS)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
John Shelby mates like a bunny rabbit…plenty of experience has been had
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Given how many times you have probably been pregnant (John has like 3 million kids? 3 billion? Ive lost count) Johns fave position is anything from behind (plus that way he gets a perfect view of your tush which as discussed he is obsessed with. Plus, taking you from behind is super convenient
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
He is a goofballTM and sex usually is goofy as well. Because of all the kids you two have had, you cant take time for granted and you often need to be creative because children are literally everywhere and sometimes you don’t even realize it. So sometimes things just get goofy (kids walk in, gotta make quick worl to cover up—and the eventually get them out so yall could finish)
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
John is practically bare down there. He thinks the hair just covers up all that god given beauty so he doesn’t like to keep it around.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
He tries his best to be romantic. He loves you and all that you have done for him so he wants to do his best to make sure he treats you like a QUEEN TM but ya know…life happens and god bless him for having good intentions and ideas but John is not the best at executing them. He tries to be romantic and sweet, but when the time actually comes around there just isn’t any time for romance (all the kiddos running around remember?). But it’s the thought that counts
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
You ALWAYS walk in on him while hes jacking his willy.  The man has got a thousand and 3 kids, and you get busy, he gets it—but he has needs and if hes stressed (because idk…Tommy wants him to kill his teacher or something) he just needs to release some tension (in his balls) and get on with his life
If you catch him in the moment though—you usually throw those kiddies out and help out your man
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Getting you pregnant
ou being pregnant (your tits get almost as big as your ass and as discussed our boy john is a man of the tush)
Fucking you while pregnant—he one kinky guy and he likes the idea of filling you with his seed even when you are currently growing his seed into a human child
He likes doing it in public spaces (especially if Polly is around—he likes to think hes outsmarting her even though she knows everything…she is omniscient…omg shes a godTM  
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
The Office because there are no kids at the office, or in the car on the way to the office because that man just has no patience
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you pregnant, seeing you be a mama, stress because his brother is a dick, having a really good meal, getting drunk, a really calming cigar, bashing someones head in, blinding someone, winning some money at the races… basically Johnny is always a horndogTM and everything gets him going.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s too needy and desperate at most times to ever be picky with things to try
That being said, you two have tried some rougher sex but it just wasn’t his thing. Even though hes a blinder and a savage man with his enemies, he doesn’t really like hurting people (especially someone he loves a helluva lot)
Also for some strange reason, you getting close to any of his brothers or blinders just rubs him the wrong way and he does not like it (I wonder why…)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Giving
Youre a good mama and are nearly always stressed and tired because of all the billions of his kids running around small heath  so Johnny boy likes to take care of his girl and do all the work to show his appreciation
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Because yall never really have that much time, things are usually fast and rough—but not rough rough, just rough because he has like 3 seconds before a kid starts crying and he just gets very vigorous. If the kids are away at Pols, he will tgry his best to make it special—all romantic and slow and sensual and wooowwwwweeeeeee im feeling john rn what is this?
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Pretty much the only way he has sex is with quickies because he has like 651360176 children somewhere
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He is always down to find new and creative ways to get wit chuuu—he needs it because when you have kids you need to get creative and inventive
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Because he usually has so little time, he has trained his body to last as quickly as possible (relax though guys he doesn’t cream in like 0.05 seconds, but it usually takes him less than 7 minutes). BUT he is still a shelby and a frickin horse (not a cavalry horse though mind) so he can go for many many rounds (he just hopes he has the time)
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Before the kiddies he liked very much to use toys on you, especially blindfolds (he really liked to play up the name “peaky blinders”)
But now that kids are a part of your reality, being blinded just isn’t practical because one of the 6142782 kids could sneak in and see any second and you must remain vigilant
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Like I said, John has had to get very creative and that includes a lot of teasing. And in turn you tease him right back
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He is naturally just a very loud and boisterous individual and its hard to contain himself. Given the position you two are usually in during the deed (your back to his chest and he rams you from behind) he usually muffles his moans and groans and screams into the skin of your shoulder or neck.
Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
So we know how John is a massive horndogTM and gets especialluy aroused whenever he sees you be a good mama, but you are the same way with him. John boy is a great dad (your fave pet name for him is Mr. Daddy since he likes to pretend to be a big manTM who can be a dommydaddy even though he really cant bless him)
Seeing John be a great father always gets you reared up and ready for another little Shelby baby
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He thinks he was gods gift to women and there are very visible and anatomical receipts for that belief. He is not only the tallest Shelby brother, but also the biggest
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
So incredibly high because he is a horndogTM and you constantly do things that excite him
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He always stays up just in case you wanna go for another round
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ukulelewrites · 7 years
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SFW Alphabet: Guanlin
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A/N: so if any of you don’t know what this is, you can refer to this post that i made a while ago. pretty much i go through the alphabet bc each letter represents a word and i have to write 2-3 sentences for each word!
A/A/N: I’m also tagging @laji-101 bc I know she loves Guanlin~
AU: Werewolf!Guanlin would be such a puppy. He’d trail after you whenever you have food and even if you scold him (“No, Guanlin, you can’t have any of my ice cream bc it’s mINE”) he’d just unlease his puppy dog eyes on you until you caved in. He’s also the type to just lay on your couch for hours, but the moment he hears you say you’re headed to the park, he’s running after you. 
Best Friend: tbh i feel like Guanlin would be such a chill friend. He’s the type of friend that just kinda goes along with the flow for everything, so when you mention going to McDonald’s at 3am, he’s doWN. He’d also be a lil shit too, bc he knows he’s freakishly tall, so he’s the type to hold stuff high above your head, just to laugh at you struggling. 
Cuddles: Guanlin is a lil bub, okay? And lil bubs need their cuddles. Since he’s so obnoxiously tol, I feel like he’d want to be the big spoon, like, all of the time. He’s the type to like it when you press your back against his chest so his arm can just protectively swing over your waist. Plus, he’s not against pulling you by the waist against him whenever you try to get up and get water or some shit lmao
Domestic: okay Guanlin has confirmed himself he’s a lazy bub, so domesticnicity is on the lower end of the spectrum. Expect him to either be splayed out on the couch while you’re trying to vacuum or just with his arms wrapped around yoru waist as you’re trying to cook. The only time he’d actively help clean or cook is when you start whining about how high something is.
Ending: Guanlin is pretty young, and I feel like he’s probably not that experienced with relationships. Keeping that in mind, breaking up with someone might end up being difficult for him, but knowing how he can be quite blunt, I feel like he’d just end up saying “hey, let’s break up.” He’d def spend time talking to them about the why, but I feel like he’d be pretty set on his decision. 
Films: Guanlin gives me mad action movie fan vibes for some strange reason. Like, this boy would watch a James Bond movie and then proceed to creep around the house on his tiptoes like a “spy.” I also feel like he’d be into home movie nights bc he can fall asleep on the couch right after the movie ends lmao
Groupmates: Wanna One can be quite overwhelming to meet. 10 older brothers of your boyfriend? Wild, dude, hella wild. They’d all be clamoring around each other trying to introduce themselves to you before Minhyun and Jisung pull you aside to put down some ground rules. I also imagine a really pouty Jihoon sulking in the corner bc Guanlin found a new favorite person. 
Hugs: yes,,,that’s all I’m going to say lmao. But in all honestly, Guanlin is such a tol noodle I feel like hugs would be gr8, like, he’s the type to go all in on a hug, just wrap you tightly in his arms. Plus, once he gets super comfortable with you, expect random hugs every now and then (even the occasional hug where he gets a running head start and proceeds to knock the breath out of you bc he overestimated his speed and impact force lmao)
Intimate: Guanlin is still pretty young, so I expect blushy cheeks and adorable stuttering whenever you give him a kiss on the cheek or a backhug. However, that’s at the beginning of your blossoming relationship. Expect him to get cocky once the two of you are more comfortable, and he’d be the one to swoop down and give you a kiss. 
Jealousy: So I’m split 50/50 rn on Guanlin and jealousy. Like he’d either be chill on the outside about it, letting you do your thing and only voicing his jealousy when you’re alone. oR he’d end up being a pouty oversized baby during the entire time. Like, you know how long his limbs are? Expect them to be draped or wrapped around some part of your body lmao
Kisses: giGGLY MESS OKAY. He’d be all about that cupping your cheeks while kissing you slowly and smiling into the kiss a lot, letting a giggle slip when he opens his eyes and looks into yours. He’s the type to like to kiss you on the tip of your nose, especially when you scrunch it up bc he finds you soso cute. And he loves it when you kiss him on the cheek bc there’s something intimate yet sweet about the whole thing. 
Little Ones: Guanlin is practically a lil one okay? A very tol lil one, but a lil bab at the most. At first he’d be scared out of his mind bc “omg what if I break one of them????” But at the end of the day he’s got a kid clinging onto each leg and one on his shoulders as he stomps around the room imitating a freaking megazord or some ish.
Morning: Guanlin is on the lazier side lmao so mornings would be spent trying to convince him to wake up,,,which you fail at so the two of you just spend your mornings in bed. Cuddling is a must and him lazily brushing your hair behind your ear is a daily occurance. 
Night: Expect Netflix on the tv as the two of you cuddle under the blankets bickering over which character is better. I also can imagine him as the type to eat cereal or, like, instant noodles at 1am with you bc lmao time is just a construct. He’s also the type to like getting ready for bed, like yall brush your teeth together, wash your face together, all that jazz, but the moment his head hits the pillow it’s lights out.
Open: I see Guanlin as this really bright, happy boy, but I feel like it takes a lot for him to open up. Like at first he’d tell you the basics, favorite color, food, animal, just the superficial stuff first. However, as the months past and the conversations between you two grow into hours and hours of talking, he’d definitely be the type to talk about what he wants in life and his dreams and his fears as the two of you lay face to face on the bed.
Photographs: I feel like he wouldn’t be super into documenting your relationship. def bc he knows his hyungs would give him hella shit for it Like, he’d like taking pictures of you to keep on his phone, so he can look at them fondly while he’s away, but sharing them? Printing them out? Nah fam. He’d much rather keep your candids (usually cute, but he’s got that one pic of you shoving two cupcakes in your face and it’s game over there) to himself.
Quizzes: Guanlin sometimes seem kinda sleepy and unaware, but I feel like he’s really sharp? Like I feel like he’d know your favorite food at each restaurant and your favorite flowers and stuff like that, he’d just never use that information lmao. Yall would be going out to eat, and this boy knows your order by heart and all that, but he would never order for you even if you left to use the restroom. 
Rain: This boy likes his naps, so when the raindrops start pattering against the window, expect him to be sprawled out on the couch. He likes using you as his own personal teddy bear, and when you try to escape, he swings his leg over your body to trap you. So rainy days are spent with him nuzzling his face into your hair as he hums a soft melody.
Sleep: I feel like he’s a starfish kind of sleeper. His limbs are just so,,,,,long, like I can’t imagine him sleeping in a compact form lol. I also feel like he’s the type to random wake up in the middle of the night randomly and start mumbling before going back to sleep. Like yall would be sleeping, 3am hits, and this boy wakes up and starts talking about Seonho and then just goes right back to sleep lol.
Try: I feel like he’d try to his best abilities. He’d probably go to his hyungs and ask for advice, regret his actions, and then consult the internet lmao. He’s a chill bf most of the time, but he knows on anniversaries and stuff those have to be special. But he plans those to be chill too, like dinner at your fave place or maybe a really cute park date with candles and stuff.
Ugly: This isn’t a really ugly habit, but he has a habit of putting things on the highest shelf. Like, yeah, it’s convenient for him, but when you crave chips, you don’t want to put in extra effort to get them lol. I also feel like he’s the type to drink milk straight out of the carton, and that’s just unsanitary. 
Victorious: yES, I feel like he enjoys at home kind of dates, so video game night is a must. He prefers playing Mario Kart, but after you beat him for the 100th time, he decided to stop playing that game with you on date nights. I also feel like he’s the type to just start 1v1 basketball in the park on day with you. he probs won but if you win he’d be highkey proud
Winter: Cold weather? He probably likes going to small cafes and bakeries to drink hot cocoa and eat pastries while watching the snowflakes fall outside. Also, expect a giant snowman to be built before all the snow melts. Plus, he’ll randomly start snowball fights, so always be prepared, aLWAYS.
Xtra: He probably really enjoys dog videos. Like, this boy is practically a giant pup himself, so watching actual pups do adorable pup things? Def his aesthetic. Expect him to run up to you with his phone one day and shove it right under your nose so you can bask in the adorableness too.
Yuck: I feel like Guanlin doesn’t like it when people aren’t straight up honest with him. Like yeah, he understands sometimes there are occasions where lying is okay, but he would def hate it if you did something bad and either put off from telling him or tried to skirt around the truth. He’s honest with you, so he expects you to be honest with him.
Zodiac: So, according to the internet, Guanlin is a Libra. However, I don’t feel like he fits it exactly. Yes, he is shown to be cooperative and sociable, but Guanlin doesn’t do self-pity. He doesn’t dwell on “oh, woe is me” he works on improving himself as a person. I feel like Guanlin legit would not care what zodiac you were, as long as you were nice and caring he’s down.
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swearronchanel · 7 years
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6.08, my last commentary™ R I P to me
I wanted to post this right away but my phone died and I broke my charger so I had to handle that but now I’m finally able to. I’m literally dead, I STILL can not process how amazing it was. So I’ll just get on with it post my earlier thoughts  
¡¡TODAY IS THE DAY AHH!! IM FREAKING LATE KILL ME
BUT HOW ARE WE ALREADY HERE? IM NOT READY FOR THIS SERIES TO END BUT I NEED TO SEE SHELGAH *SAFELY* GIVE BIRTH TO A HEALTHY BABY. ANYWAY IM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE AFTER THIS EPISODE SO ENJOY THE FINAL THOUGHTS OF MY LIFE, LETS GET IT ..
MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ITS BEATING SO FAST
TBH I MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
SCREW THESE CREDITS BUT I NEED THEM BC IM NOT READY OMG
IM SCREAMING
aw baby! & hey val
Does this mean Delia had No letters from pats this whole time??
MY BBY SHELAGH OMG HER BELLY
SHE CANT REACH HER SHOE OMG SO PRECIOUS THOUGH
Sister MJ I love u 😭😂
Family planning clinic!
YES VAL! they’re women not criminals !!
YES TRIXIE THANKS BBY FOR SPEAKING UP
aww poor Barbara
“..There are tales of missionaries served for luncheon in those climes” LMAO OMG SISTER MJ THATS NOT WHAT SHE NEEDS TO HEAR RIGHT NOW
It’s so sweet that Babs really wants her dad, I feel. My grandfather officiated my parents’ and brother’s wedding, I hope he does mine. If someone wants to marry me one day ofc lol 😂😭
SHELAGH IS ACTUALLY YELLING .. WHY DO I LOVE IT?
All the shit she’s been through/delt with and pregnancy sets her off huh..
BUT TRIXE AND SHEALGH INTERACTING YESS NOT THE WAY I WANTED BUT ILL TAKE IT FOR NOW
AWW MY BBY CRYING SOMEONE HUG HER 😭😭💕💕
MY BBY TRIXIE IS SMIRKING AT MY OTHER BBY LOL STOP 😭😭💔
“Hot and bothered” 😭😂 Violet having hot flashes. That’s not funny but i giggled I’m sorry immature of me
I can’t imagine being around when the pill was just coming out(or antibiotics even) like that must have been so wild ? you really would think they were magic *remember Vanessa Redgrave saying that in series 2?*
my mom is a nurse at a gyn/fertility office and she informed me of so much at a young age lol maybe that’s why I’m so curious idk?
lol I remember being like 13 and my friends didn’t know there was more than just the pill when it came to birth control and I really felt I was an expert😂 but *a judge’s voice* irrelevance moving on.
Needing your husbands permisson for a bank account? *sucks teeth* Vete ya!
Aw my bby shelagh 💔💔😭
“And I’ll warrant you’ve never felt more scared” I AM! AND THIS ISNT EVEN MY FICTIONAL PREGNANCY
“Oh lass“😭 PHYLLIS COMFORTING HER OMG I AM CRYING ALREADY, I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS
"Phyllis you’ve been a real friend” IM NOT OKAY OMG, THEY’VE COME SO FAR I CRY
OMG SHELAGH BEING SO CUTE WTF OMGGG 💖
PROTECT MY BBY & HER BABY AT ALL COSTS 💕💕
THE NONNATUNs CHEERING SO PURE 😭
“What if something goes wrong?” stop tempting fate Patrick !!
“I’ve made up my mind” MY BBY I CANT DEAL .. once upon a time she couldn’t speak up and was so timid 😭 my bby has grown
Her lipstick is a nice color, wait what’s this lady’s name?
The nurses all together makes me so happy omg why is this so adorable, even Phyllis is there !! SO PURE💕
Lol poor Fred tries his best !
Damn secondment to st Cuthberts, I guess Trixie couldn’t even be considered for to be Shelagh’s midwife
SHELAGH IN THE CARDIGAN >>
OF COURSE SHE CHOSE SISTER JULIENNE WE WOULDN’T HAVE ACCEPTED IT ANY OTHER WAY
“‘MY DEAR” BRB DROWNING IN TEARS
but omg was Phyllis disappointed 😭 no don’t be hurt that’s her basically her mother! (sister j and Phyllis would’ve been a good tag team though)
this montage just reminds me brb #irresponsibleme
Future Hereward’s take a note from the Turners, find out about each other sooner rather than later
LOL TOM’S AWKWARD FACE BC BABS IS GETTING CONTRACEPTION
it’s Wilma! her name is Wilma, noted.
Lol what does she sell? Is the company like Avon ? 😂I’m confused but also screaming too much internally
poor Babs is so nervous and feeling awkward 😂
Her face while on the bed😂 I feel
LMAO BABS TAKING OUT THE DIAPHRAGM & DROPPING IT HA
BUT WAIT THAT WAS THE TURNERS BATHROOM WTF ??
Patrick putting on or tying Shelagh’s shoes my fucking heart is melting
She doesn’t want him there .. for now?
“..We’re a team” 😭😭💕💕 marriage goals
“The minute I look at you I’ll give you everything you ask for” BRB I AM INDEED GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
I CAN NOT DEAL
Phyllis exercising 😭😂
“I have chosen one of my friends” OMG MY HEART
PHYLLIS BE MY BRIDESMAID !??
why does she only have one though? is it more like a maid of honor?
HERES COME MORE TEARS
THE SPANISH AYE DIOS MI CORAZON
Aw good for Wilma being happy with her job! Does everyone call the sofa the settee?
There’s that babycham! Still was never sure if it was alcoholic or nah? sparkling cider maybe?
OMG I HAVE A BOTTLE IN MY BAG THAT I BROUGHT FROM FLORIDA
new drinking came, shots every time the show makes you cry lol jk i’d be on the floor 20 mins in 
that sports car aye
My bby looking good 😍😍
she knows what it’s like to be hurt Christopher😭
You’re not supposed to take 3 at a time Wilma, I’ve been scolded enough
Okay so Babs just fell asleep and that’s all?? Preview made it seem more dramatic
Now is Val going to listen and not touch anything? lol probably
Violet always rocking blue eyeshadow haha
Is that a silicone faja?? that looks hella uncomfortable
TRIXIE’S FACE OF DISGUST HAHA
OMG THE FAM HELPING OUT WITH FUNDS MY HEART
I WANT TO BE APART OF THE NONNATUS FAMILY!
PHYLLIS AND BABS DRESS SHOPPING I LOVE THIS
“.. she’ll have me to reckon with”  TE QUERIO MUCHO PHYLLIS
I NEED A PHYLLIS IN MY LIFE
SHE HAS A FAV DRESS OMG I LOVE HER
HER FACE OMG I NEED THAT SCREENSHOTTED
SHELAGH MY BBY😭😭
Their new bedroom is so 60s I love it
She still didn’t read the pamphlet !! I love her omg, such pure intentions
OMG SISTER J REMINISCING, AH FINALLY SOME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT SHE WAS A NUN, I AM SOBBING BYEE IM DYING. MY HEART RATE IS SLOWING DOWN
POOR DEELS AW OMG she doesn’t deserve this, she barely has screen time don’t hurt her 
Shealgh’s got another nightgown! 1962/2017 is apparently the year of nighties #thebrinylonforthewinthough
I love pink waffers 😭😂
SHIT WHAT’S WRONG WITH WILMA IM SCARED, IS IT A HEART ATTACK?? BLOOD CLOT??
poor vi!! aww she misses reggie too!
AW FRED HUG HER
and he’s fanning her omg so pure
SHEALGH’S GOING IN TO LABOR ?? AHHHHH OMGG IM NOT READY
but also she has a housecoat how cute
SISTER J SAID “HIS SPINE” OMG HOW DOES SHE KNOW ALREADY
“I knew it” bless u bby😭😭 she is a GEM. WHY IS SHE SO LOVABLE?
omg Wilma don’t die, Trixie can u save her 😭
shit not looking good, maybe this was the death they meant
shelagh throwing up yikes
“She’s smiling and waving” yea we know that smiling and waving😂😂 but omg doesn’t this remind anyone of when you’ve been partying too hard but you’re trying to convince your friends that you’re not ready to tap out yet😂😭
if not nevermind I’ll feel trashy lmaoo
PASS THAT GAS AND AIR SISTER J
AW BBY YOU ARE BRAVE!!!!!!!
IM CRYING BUT RUNNING OUT OF TEARS
HOW TF DOES LAURA LOOK GORGEOUS ALL SWEATY AND IN TEARS WHILE PRETENDING TO BE IN LABOR?? & i’m still a creature?
Poor Patrick! He must be going as crazy as I am!
I DONT HAVE ASTHMA BUT I NEED AN INHALER BC I CANT BREATHE IM SO ANXIOUS OMG
IM NOT A SMOKER BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED A CIGG BC IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT
Trixie is doing Wilma’s makeup omg I can’t take this 😭💔💔
“I can’t believe I used to dream of this” OMG SHELAGH & SISTER J
“Every woman alive is the sum of all she ever did, and felt, and was.” ..“and how do you know that?” ..“ i wasn’t aware that I did until just now”
¡¡¡IM A W R E C K!!! l o v e that
SHE IS SINGING DORIS DAY’s SECRET LOVE AND I AM F*CKING DEAD GOODBYE
PATRICK SINGING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR SOMEONE SEND H E L P IM DYING I BET IT’S “THEIR SONG” & YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO MY FUNERAL IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS EPISODE  
I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
“We can’t just be like any other couple.. because we’re us”
MY HEART WTF I SWEAR IT IS ABOUT TO BURST BUT IT’S NOT BEATING
IM DEAD INSIDE AND MY BODY WILL FOLLOW WHEN THIS IS OVER
Get in there Patrick!
“The children are here” .. to say goodnight omg no😢
OMG PATRICK HOLDING HER I AM FUCKING SCREAMING
“YOU CLEVER GIRL” OMGG WHO CALLED IT
I CANT SEE WHATS HAPPENING TOO MANY TEARS IN MY EYES
IT’S A BOY I KNEW IT WELL I HAD A FEELING !
BABYTURNERLAND 2.0!!!! QUE LINDO DIOS TE BENDIGA 💖👼🏼
WHAT IS HIS NAME???
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF MY LIFE WOW I CANT PROCESS IT ALL
“May the lord bless you and keep you” OMGGG, JESUS HEIDI WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME ??!! I’ve never been so invested in a show or fictional characters’ lives like this 😭😭
I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D SEE THIS DAY AND IM HAVING SO MANY FEELS, I BARELY HAVE ANY THOUGHTS I AM S h o o k, I AM NOTHING IN THIS WORLD. JUST USELESS TRASH FOR CTM
WELL, ALMOST 19 YEARS OF LIVING WAS GOOD ENOUGH RIGHT?
HONESTLY JUST PUT ME IN THE GARBAGE BC I HAVE NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE TO SAY IM JUST GUSHING AND DYING
BUT SERIOUSLY LAURA MAIN IS I N C R E D I B L E AND DESERVES EVERY AWARD SO PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER @ THE EMMYS, THE SAGS, THE GOLDEN GLOBES & ALL OTHER AWARDS OF ALL PRESTIGE!!  STOP PLAYING GAMES & GIVE LAURA + CTM THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES  !! & no excuses it happened for downton!
NO WILMA IS DEAD NO
The pill is so great and useful and miraculous in a way but I’m glad they showed some of its issues but DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO KILL THE FIRST WOMEN THEY GAVE IT TO? I’m still here tho, I’m rolling
NO TOM DONT SAY THaT WTF? TRIXIE IS OVER U AND U ARE OVER HER don’t ruin the moment
why did I think bab’s dad was the rev Applebee Thornton 😭😂😂😂?? where’s Jane lol
My bby trixie serving looks as always 😍😍
Aw his daughter is cute
CHRISTOPHER LOOKS GOOD TOO UGH😍
What are knickerbocker glories?
lol Boots! lowkey want to go there to satisfy my 15 year old self who liked to watch British youtubers affordable makeup videos (tbh I still do when I’m bored)
REGGIE! OMG HE CALLED VI MUM I DIE
OH YEA THE WEDDING OMG LOL I DONT FORGOT FOR A SEC
IM STILL SCREAMING, MY FREAKING BBY JUST HAD A MIRACLE BABY !!!!! I LEGIT RAN OUT OF TEARS WHAT DO I DO
LOOK HOW FAR WE HAVE COME MY GOD
THE GIRLS SINGING “HAPPY WEDDING DAY” TO BABS OMG THAT WAS GREAT, I NEED FRIENDS LIKE THAT
I NEED TO WATCH THIS AGAIN AND IT DIDNT FINISH YET
LMAO TOM AND FRED HUNGOVER, relatable AF😂😭
SO IS TOM’S SURPRISE IS MONEY? Or is he going to buy her something!?
Barbara’s cape reminds me of Phoebe’s from FRIENDS
The stain glass !! love it
PHYLLIS LOOKS SO ADORABLE OMG HER BOUCLE SUIT AW
WHY A HEADBAND ON YOUR WEDDING DAY BABs? BUT good for them lol 😭 I don’t care enough at the moment  but let them be happy they’re so great for each other !
HE GOT A FUCKING CAROUSEL OMG
damn. Nice one Tom. I’m a little jealous, someone needs to love me like that.😭
“At times, the present seems most perfect when it seeds lie in the past. And others, life is rendered flawless when we look towards future, glimpsing from within one golden moment all the joys the days to come might hold” 💕😢😭
THE TURNERS, NOW A FAMILY OF 5 OMGGGGGGG 😭😭
THE NUNS SO PURE ❣️ lol obviously
“We can not stand still because the world keeps turning. Every year must give way to the next and it’s stories must be folded, tucked away like children’s clothes outgrown, cherished and never quite forgotten”
VANNESSA ALWAYS SAYS THE RIGHT THINGS UGH
Aw Angela with Tim!
My BBY SHELAGH IN HER BLUE OUTFIT WITH UNNAMED BABY TURNER ID CRY IF I COULD
“1962 was a year of great change at Nonnatus House, but there’s always change, everywhere, there are always new faces, new tears to shed, new joys to invest in , yet the circle of love is not broken, it expands.” YOU GOT THAT RIGHT🙏🏼👏🏼🙌🏻😭😭😢😢💖💖
I NEED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL LIKE TOMORROW PLEASE
lol Val screaming it’s snowing 😭 same
PATSY!!!
SHE AND DELIA KISSED OMG
GOOD FOR THEM 😭
ALSO GOOD FOR ME bc I was tired of the same complaints that BBC broke them apart and Patsy was “sent away” nah man Emerald was busy!
“Love bares all things, love believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things and love never ends”
THIS WAS INCREDIBLE WOW IM A MESS
IF I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE COMMISSONED FOR 3 MORE SERIES I’D THINK THIS WAS THE END??
BUT UGH NOW WE MUST WAIT
ANYWAY I SEE THE LIGHT FOLKS
IDK IF THIS IS HELL OR HEAVEN BUT I AM DEAD, I SEE THE EARTH BEHIND ME
TBH ITS PROB HELL
Someone throw me in the damn ground already!!
In loving memory of Gabby Nuñez (1998-2017) taken far too soon because of the emotional toll brought by call the midwife, she didn’t choose to get so emotionally invested it just happened. She is grateful for her time on earth, you may leave comments, flowers or send money. Thank you for putting up with her nonsense and foolishness *now someone give my eulogy & someone else may come up and sing a hymn to conclude*
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advxjongsuk-blog · 7 years
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hello again fam!! sorry for being so damn lAT E but orz there was a family emergency and i--- aNYWAY I AM BACK NOW!!! in case you didn’t know, it is i, andrea, kangjoon’s and jennie’s mun here w a third muse bc i love to die!!! this lil boi is v good like sweet boy kj cause i need all the good i can get to balance out the baD ( squints @ jennie ) but anyway yes!!! he is a good boy if you can look past the fact that he’ll do literally anything for the truth ewe
fast facts about jongsuk!
sherlock holmes lite™
i’m a real boy!! pinocchio lite™
will do anything for the truth, literally anything, he broke into a morgue and went through dead bodies like it was another day at the park o k
if it involves the truth, he will have no remorse for his unorthodox methods \o/
if you noticed, i did not mention mutants anyw h e re in his bg because!!! he does not know they exist ( and he will kill -- possibly -- for the truth so put two and two together fam--- HE IS A REPORTER IF HE FINDS OUT MUTANTS EXIST HE WILL REPORT IT SO P L S DO NOT MENTION MUTANTS AROUND HIM )
coughs anyway--- he is a kbs reporter!! v proud and happy w his job!! also he just moved from seoul to incheon w his wifey ( shinhye ) so!!! if your muse is originally from seoul pls holla @ me for old friendship plots!! also if your muse is a popular actress or singer or w/e OR involved in some sort of event that reporters may catch wind of 👀👀 hmu fam and he will come knocking on your door
also kbs moved them from the seoul to incheon branch for no apparent reason other than plot development!!! in seoul he is a lil oblivious pup but his eyes will be yanked open in incheon im sure
if u noticed, his wifey has a mutation and yet he doesn’t know mutants exist so--- 8^) his wifey is v good at hiding the truth apparently!!! ( jongsuk sideeyes in distaste ) yes also this is why shinhye needed to be his wife! plot intensifies purpose i promise this is not just the result of my shipping heart orz ( it is a lil bit tho )
rn his bestie is bogum the manipulative mutant hunter so guess what he’s gonna feel about mutants when he finds out about them 👀
also he often likes to box!! his mind is constantly running w ideas and making up new connections w new details he sees everyday so boxing takes his mind off of all that!! also interested in learning all other types of self-defense/martial arts so rly if your muse has an interest in those areas hmu!!
uh yes!! i think that’s all for today unless i forgot something in which case 8^) rip me
his bg is also rlly long so here is a summary ( an actual summary, not the bs i gave for jennie lmfaoo )
basically his mom is v for the truth and she taught him that if you tell the truth, it will always end well so he naively believed it for the LONGEST time!! and then shinhye comes along ( his childhood friend turned wife yay ) and she kinda helps him feel better when he finds out that telling the truth may not always end up well--- and so basically his entire life he’s taught that the truth is gr8 it’s a perfect lil angel and it must always be revealed at all times!!!
as for his dad!!! dad is a high profile lawyer who was a lil absent during his childhood, and when his dad found out that he wanted to be a lawyer too his dad was like holla holla hollaaap let me teach u the ropes son and his dad unprofessionally!!! brings him to a meeting w a client, and said jerkoff murdered his wife and tried to pass it off as suicide--- jongsuk sensed something was a lil fishy w his ~*~deduction~*~ skills and to get a better idea of it, he broke into the morgue in the hospital where the jerkoff’s wife’s body is, and he basically tore the place up trying to look for the wife’s body!! he found it and through his ~*~deductions~*~ he realises that she was murdered and it wasn’t suicide!! unfortunately he gets caught breaking and entering but luckily for him, his daddy pays his bail!! he tells his dad his findings and he’s dad is like pssh nah i knew all along childe but sometimes u gotta liE to succeed as a lawyer so jongsuk is like o HELL NAW THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!11 THE TRUTH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!!! and so he nopes outta that law application and goes into mass comm out of spite, cause he believes that the job that requires you to always tell the truth is journalism & reporting ( o u innocent child ) and he wants to prove his father wrong!!! you can succeed simply by telling the truth and nothing but the truth!!!
that’s basically his bg yay!! \o/ like this to plot ily fam <333
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