but really, imagine dabihawks post canon trying to explain how they got together like... how does one explain that you met your dumbass birb boyfriend in a dingy alleyway because you were a villain and he was a spy hero but you wanted to tap that hot piece of ass before dying anyways and then he betrayed you and you tried to burn him alive but somehow you lived through it and after lots of therapy and effort you got back together anyways??? EMBARRASSING

when they ask, fuyumi tells her kids they met at a bar or something and natsu starts literally wheezing bc touya is speechless and looks so DONE. later keigo laughs so hard when touya tells him the kids thought their meet cute was romantic, his eyes twinkle in that boyish way keigo has never grown out of, not even now that they are soaring past their thirties, and touya finds himself looking at him.

maybe in another universe, touya would’ve noticed keigo in some bar in tokyo, and he would’ve bought keigo a drink, shamelessly flirting, and then he would’ve invited him back to his place for a one night stand that kept repeating itself until they are living a mundane life together that’s not flashy or exciting but it’s perfect.

but as messy as it has been, touya finds that he wouldn’t trade their life for anything in the world. even if once upon a time they hurt each other very badly, touya is happy now, keigo makes him endlessly happy, in ways he never thought he deserved. this is perfect, too.

maybe he will tell fuyumi’s kids the truth someday. it might not be the most conventional of love stories but it’s theirs.

you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

nancy drew parallels

the search for the midnight wraith (2x01) ⇾ the trial of the missing witness (2x12) ⇾ the warning of the frozen heart (3x01) ⇾ the dilemma of the lover's curse (4x01) ⇾ the maiden's rage (4x02)

sometimes I feel like I want to hunt shitty influencers for sport when they post animal stuff. Clearly distressed animals or wild animals that shouldn’t be near untrained humans or animals THAT SHOULD NOT BE PETS kept as pets… animals in situations that are dangerous or unhealthy. people pretending that high maintenance pets are easy and fun. Fucking… i hate these people

Boy can’t catch a break:((

oH WAIT NVM !!!

it's unfortunate that twitter is the most convenient place to find TL news and latest pictures because wow the fandom over there is really a cesspool. I so need them to learn it's not actually funny to make fun of the cast for losing and then TAG the creators in said petty comments all over SHIPS. if you hate the show so deeply to be cheering in joy over its award show demise and echoing the commentary of the people who have always thought ted lasso was trash, just because you think it's appropriate ~revenge~ for a bad season like uhhh. maybe it's time to take a step back and leave the fandom because you clearly aren't enjoying yourself. and then the audacity to get on there every day demanding a season 4?? like what about the way they tweet at them do they think is enticing these creators to want to make more?

anyways. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

Sowing seeds of discontent and disharmony by hanging up on my parents birthday phone call the second my mom asked if I gained weight. Hope that sits badly on their minds while they think about how that's the first call I've engaged with them in 2 months and it was for the dogs birthday. Dad scrambling to text me for my mom that she didn't mean it. Like fuck I told her I've been having a rough month and day. She couldn't keep it to herself that badly. Fucks sake

Orb...

+ process kinda

so I am teaching myself to draw by proxy of fan art and I just wanted to share this one bc I am really proud of it ☺️☺️☺️ it was a lot of tracing from various other images I found on pinterest 😅

anyway pls enjoy some happy solangelo uwu ☺️

I'm so tired of feeling so alone

shouto looks so distressed in that cover i just--let him save his big brother PLEASE

"Let Me Be Your Sun"

I was feeling particularly sappy about these two again, and this little bit of dialogue formed in my head, so I decided to doodle it :] (I mean, I gotta further my Slouching x Wounded propaganda somehow /hj)

+ A silly lil doodle that I made on the same canvas afterwards

Fitting all of this one a 1000x1000 canvas was bloody difficult but also I refuse to change my canvas dimensions at this rate

(I messed up. Slouching's hair a lil bit. along with Wounded's hand size in the second-last image. But I really cannot be bothered to fix it in all honesty, I did this all really late and it's still really late and I'm fine with how it is.)

So here are some quick Aesthetic Boards I did based on an idea that hit me, Monarch Maruki and Sumire (more context further down below):

Monarch!Sumi Aesthetic Board with a fairytale/Swan Lake theme: "Shattered Princess KaSumire"

Monarch!Maruki: "Sorrowful Savior Takuto"

This was an idea that hit me while chatting on Discord: So basically, if you don't complete Maruki's Confidant you'll be barred from the 3rd Semester and get the Vanilla ending instead right? Wellll... Considering all that, this means that he and Sumi will be left to their own devices... As in their own problems won't be solved. Sumi would more or less remain in her Kasumi delusion until the filter potentially wears off and Maruki disappears to god knows where.

The unwitting inaction from Joker would then have MAJOR consequences in Strikers since that game can take place after either timeline... Either one or the other or even both fall prey to EMMA and become Monarchs themselves:

Maruki is self-explanatory as his desire to help people consumes him and kickstarts his self-destruction, warping his cognition and wanting to spread the Jail's influence further. People who have their desires stolen would just be mindlessly happy and "cured" of trauma or hardships (big or small). Much like canon, he thinks he's "helping" them. Maruki's "crown" would be a gold crown of thorns (biblical influence anyone?), representing his savior/martyr complex and how much he's really hurting. Removing it represents him renouncing his "godhood" and taking steps to move on and heal himself.

Sumi's is more or less revolving around herself and desperation to keep up the Kasumi filter/charade. Her own delusion and self-hatred festering. It's basically her living an ideal fairytale and not wanting to leave it. Anyone who got their desires stolen would join the Kasumi delusion. Basically, they all would view her as her dead sister and address her as such. Her "crown" would be her sister's red ribbon that her Shadow wears and then removes, symbolizing her finally letting go and developing her own identity and independence.

Idk, I just feel like with all horrifying implications that the now optional Vanilla ending are giving out... I feel like they would be easy prey to EMMA. Especially at their most vulnerable states. They both have the blueprints for having a Jail; Just need a design, layout, cores, trauma cells, etc.

good morning to the dumbasses /affectionate clinging to 2012 domestic avengers aus, the idiots who’d sell their soul for Kimiko and Frenchie to be safe and happy, and the author of Wayne Family Adventures- who is single-handedly responsible for keeping me alive