#LAST ONE I SWEAR (LYING)
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Sorry I made more night in the elysium stuff he’s been occupying my mind I need to Get Him Out
#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#nitw#LAST ONE I SWEAR (LYING)#gif#fan art#art#animated in procreate btw such a pain but look. he walks <3
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Lmao I couldn’t get this out of my head and had to draw it out
@tmntaucompetition (inspired by below 👇)
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Battle Scars, me
TMNT Redline, @tmntredline @0ddbugs @coffinpal
TM(N)T, @nerves-nebula
Cass’s Apocalypse, @somerandomdudelmao
Ghost in the Shell, @amevello-blue
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#I swear this is the last one (I am lying)#prefer a tie or loss ngl my ass went way too hard agdhwbdj#the mini niche hyperfixations go so strong bro#battlescarsau#tmnt redline#tmnt au competition#tm(n)t#cass apocalyptic series#ghost in the shell#tmnt casey jr#tmnt casey jones#rottmnt casey jr#rottmnt cassandra jones#tmnt leonardo#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rise raph#rottmnt au#tmnt au#rottmnt art
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#akiko yosano#ranpo edogawa#This scene is going to kill me. I know. I know. I have one month left#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd s4#bsd season 4#Last post I swear ← lying#The “unfollow me now” meme except. unironically#mine
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I know the working conditions were kinda shitty and my colleagues and bosses didn't appreciate me enough but damn I miss the bar already 😭
#maybe it's my anxiety and the drama queen in me acting up more than necessary and they have other problems rn but#i already vented a lot to my family in the last 3 days but at some point i might just make something up so i can go back as a guest for gig#like idk lying about them inviting me to come back because they wanna see me and miss me or smth idkkk#sure there are other venues but this is like a second home at this point 💔💔 plus cheap and close up concerts with iconic bands#even if they don't get paid well or even at all but i can make up for that by buying their merch and inviting them for drinks#arenas are lame i can't meet the musicians and make out with them as easily 🙄#i'm posting a poem about the bar later 💔 started it before i even thought about leaving but now it stings and feels nostalgic#hell i cried writing the goodbye message and seeing the lacking replies except for two colleagues' nice texts and my bosses' dry ones#i'm never working somewhere i loved as a customer again i swear it only ruins the experience if you know the behind the scenes#mel talks
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The way Armand was gripping Louis' hand like he wanted to fuse it with his own....
#last one i swear#I'm lying#interview with the vampire#iwtv#interview with the vampire spoilers#armand#louis de pointe du lac#amc iwtv spoilers
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getting a diagnosis would genuinely be the best thing to happen to this blog second only to a cough syrup update because i know y'all are tired of my meltdowns but i am telling u guys if anyone could explain to me what was going on and gave me terminology i wouldn't have to viscerally describe everything i feel
#i like this blog a lot bc we are all grown up here. we do not clap and cheer for my shit#like it's not pretty it's a fucking wreck and nobody wants it#but i swear to God if someone could give me SOMETHING that actually explained this all#i would have places to go with it that aren't fucking here#you have no idea how fucking powerless i am to have to come on tumblr dot com to hysterically cry and avoid breaking my phone#do you know what i'd be willing to do for it to not be like this#but whatever. that sounds bad right? so literally whatever.#the crowd goes home. whatever this loose friend of mine is complimenting my music taste on insta#and they're lying but i'm down for it anyway i'll eat it up.#neg#vent#this'll be the last one.#good morning by the fucking way
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scenes from star wars: episode iii — revenge of the sith (2005) and obi-wan kenobi (2022) / wishbone, richard siken / excerpt 04.01.21, i.b. vyache / excerpt from the clone wars: wild space, karen miller / excerpts from star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith novelization, matthew stover / saint michael vanquishing satan, raphael / thésée et le minotaure, antoine-louis barye / a dead priestess speaks, h.d. / jodio rajani pohalo, rabindranath tagore / shim el yasmin, mashrou' leila
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Kitties! We have baby pics, then adult 😁 Turbo, Meg & Buster
🥹 *melts*
#i have decided it’s kitty pic sunday bc i somehow got a buncha new followers and i can’t have them thinking i’m cool or chill#or have my life together. also i need them to see these babies hehe LOOK AT THEM!!! 🥹🥰🤍🌷#that last one i swear to god there’s something that happens in my brain every time i see a cat lying on a meadow with small tiny flowers#kitties for dio#not st#happy sunday! 🤍🌷
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18, 43, and 78 for the Fanfiction Writer Asks?
Oh my god Jpeg!!! Hi!!!! Thank you for the ask 💖💖💖 Sorry in advance for turning this into an essay but hopefully you enjoy it and thank you!!!!
18 - Do you enjoy research? Which fic of yours required the most research?
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't, honestly. It tends to feel like homework sometimes, but I'm a huge reader and I love reading comics. It's just hard for me to find time between working full time and the D&D campaign I'm writing/DMing and the academic article I'm writing and being in a relationship and figuring out grad school/future stuff. Basically, I'm a really busy person but I just want to read and write fic all day 😭
As for which required the most research that I've already started posting, I'd have to say Know Yourself. I had to read Battle for the Cowl, and I still have to read Final Crisis (is that a spoiler? 👀). I basically did no research for Rooftops & Bookshops (I feel like it shows) but I did read quite a few summaries.
But the fic with the most research I will have to do is definitely the fic I'm going to talk about in the next question, for which I'll have to read Red Robin, Under the Red Hood and some of Tim's Robin run. Probably more, but it'll be worth it.
43 - Is there a trope or idea that you'd really like to write but haven't yet?
YES. So many. I want to write one bed and also time travel and also identity reveal (thank you jaytimweek for forcing me to do it providing me with the opportunity). I actually have two ideas for identity reveal, one of which will hopefully be up for jaytimweek. The other identity reveal is definitely going to be my next long fic. I already know it'll be near 100k words and I PROMISED myself I wouldn't start working on it until Know Yourself is fully posted except for the epilogue (so a few months 😭). The identity reveal longfic is also going to be a soulmates fic 😈 and I think it might technically not be a love square but also it sort of will be? OKAY IF I SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT IM GONNA SPOIL SOMETHING NEXT QUESTION
78 - What motivates you during the writing process?
Honestly, I feel sort of shitty being like "people's reactions," because I shouldn't base my worth as a writer on how many kudos/comments I get, etc., etc., and no one reading this should feel any pressure to comment if they don't want to, but when I get to see how someone reacted to my work??? OH that's the stuff.
I tend to be my own worst critic with everything, but especially my own writing, so every time I see a new comment, I have the urge to run to my computer and write. I basically get high off comments, especially when it's from authors I love to read!!! (@ you jpeg. Detective Timothy Drake and the Mysterious Case of the Unclaimed Dildo lives in my head rent free. That fic is a masterpiece.) There's just something about knowing that a writer I love enjoys my work. It really makes me feel confident in my writing, which makes me want to write more.
Also serial commenters!! I'm looking forward to what you think of every new chapter. Also people who just comment ahsjslakhdslkab or second kudos or a heart emoji. And people who post those really long comments theorizing or asking questions or copy/pasting quotes with their reactions??? My favorite. Satisfies the desire I have to watch everyone read my work so I can see them react to it.
Basically, knowing that people are enjoying what I write and want to read more is honestly the biggest motivator for me, which is why I tend to post chaptered stuff. I need the push to keep going, or else my piece would rot in my drafts (like some of my unposted works that I'll resuscitate one day)
Also if anyone reading this has ever commented on one of my fics, just know I think we're besties now. Come say hi. Even if you haven't commented and just want to motivate me to write more! Come say hi!
#batsasks#I was so totally normal about you sending me this ask I swear#<- lying#i still get super excited when you comment on my fics 😂#which is especially funny because I know you sent me one like last week I haven't responded to yet because every time I sit down to#answer comments I get distracted actually writing#so yeah thank you thank you thank you!!!!!#we're friends now I don't make the rules 😊#okay I'm going to go finish writing chapter 5 of Know Yourself now#it's almost ready for betaing!!!!#i want to have it up by next week!!!!
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Wait so they remembered to use a vpn to send a text so that the police would see it came from Mexico, but then didn't think that the police would take the phone??
#i swear they all have one braincel and they dropped it somewhere halfway through last season#one of us is lying#oouil spoilers#oouil lb#oouil season 2#lily liveblogs
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I’ve never regretted transitioning except whenever the toilets in the men’s room are gross
#dot. get me wrong I’ve seen so gross stuff in the women’s restroom too#but not with the same frequency as in the men’s#the floors in the chem building are getting renewed and apparently yesterday someone decided to dispose of some waste in the toilet#unfortunately they managed to smear the seat with silicone#and leave a bunch of toilet paper lying around#also one of the sinks is smeared with silicone#and last week the toilets were clogged TWICE#in one stall everything was covered in piss#I swear every time I enter the bathroom at uni my sim diamond immediately turns red
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Ppl who heavyly dislike the 5th tma season DONT interact if u didn't enjoy the fear exploring poetry i dont trust you
#the weakest part is the kill bill arc resolution not the statements i am killing u#also the weird cop apologism but that was present before too#ppl say its not that scary but i honestly didnt find the other seasond scary either#idk#i do not find a lot of things scary tho that could be it but also i just#found myslef having an easier time engaging with the poetry-like statements than the previous ones those i forgot so fucking fast#this is not that serious i did not get angry at others ppls opinions on the internet i swear i didnt i swear#<- lying#ALSO i personaly dont rank horror on how scary it is. i dont think thats fun at all#like i enjoy trying to usderstand the topic its engaging with and what its saying and the last season its stright up just explorarion of#various fears and how is that not fucking entretaining to you. grow up#who even consumes horror to be scared its all about the paterns#horror is about being in a society actually#we literaly live in a sociaty are you even aware that we live in a society
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I can’t believe my auntie lied on me to my shitty uncle about me being disrespectful just because I told her that I didn’t like the obituary that she put together at the last minute for my cool Uncle’s funeral sjsnsms
#like what the fuck#she was big mad I guess I didn’t even know that there was a problem but she did sound like she had an attitude on the phone yesterday when i#answered it like I could tell but I didn’t think much of it because I literally didn’t do Anything#fake as pastor lmfao#she talks sm shit about how people look and how they live behind their backs but I was the one being rude just because I gave an honest#opinion on the obituary that she put together for my uncle like bro you lying ass dog#rambling#she called my uncle who cursed me out last year because I confronted him about disrespecting my mom and I told her about that too#but I guess she remembered that and called him up lying so that he could say something to mom about me like I hate you both you are nothings#the wrong uncle died he was too cool for you guys sorry#I don’t like how like in black families it’s seen as rude to have an opinion on things like no one is 5 years old anymore you can’t use the#‘stay out of grown folks business’ shit anymore either#it’s still stupid like#I was talking to her regularly like I thought it was just a casual convo to begine with I didn’t know that there was a problem#I swear I was just talking I was not being rude at all#if you’re black you know how older black folks always feel attacked and all of that bullshit just because someone younger than them#can actually have a conversation with them/ confront them on things etc etc like ohhh these old niggas hate that the most#they act like little brats#how it telling someone how you honestly feel about something/ telling them that you didn’t like a thing or how they behaved being#‘disrespectful’ like man
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I'm actually really happy for both My Boss and New Boss. I think this New Adventure is going to be really good for both of them. But I also kinda felt the need to passive-aggressively tell an anecdote to New Boss today about how heavily I've been screwed over by mergers and partnerships gone wrong. (Scuttlebutt from both of them is that they ARE going to form a Partnership, but each will maintain separate S-Corps. Actually, a really Solid Plan.) Which entity I'm going to be working for next year has not yet been decided/considered. This aspect terrifies me only a lot. The Good News (for me) is that they are both Actually Nice People. Luckily, neither wants to get rid me. They've both expressed a worry of overworking me. (Gods forbid I should play dragon-based games on my phone for less than an hour a day while on the clock in the summer!) If all goes well, I'll get out of this with maybe not a raise (I make enough for me; might try to negotiate a salaried position), but a great benefits package - including really good health insurance, a four day work week, extremely flexible hours, highly optional seasonal overtime, loads of paid vacation (off season of course), and the authority to tell clients/anyone else to FUCK OFF.
#i love my job#technically i already have this last power#both my boss and new boss are impressed with my ability to (professionally) give zero fucks WITH A SMILE#it wasn't until a few years ago that i truly realized not every office admin has this power#according to apparently everyone's therapists is because i'm wicked emotionally intelligent#in small doses#i also don't take it personally when stressed out accountants and/or clients swear at me#i log what they say and depending i demand consequences be enforced later#and i may talk to my own therapist about it#being told it's 'safer' for me to use the other printer is flat out funny#having a client question my knowledge of what info/numbers we need and than ask if i'm lying fucked me up for days#okay it fucked me up months#mostly because he cited my nervous giggle as THE reason i was lying#but after a week i told my boss he shouldn't be fired until next year#she was/is willing to let me decide#when i reminded my boss an annoying client we decided to give one more chance to had called me - to my face - 'just a fucking secretary'#she was so ready to fight him - a (mostly) paying client
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asshole toji who says he’s too big for condoms <3
“i swear it’s still in here,” you huff, leaning halfway off the bed to rummage through your nightstand for the box of rubbers you bought on a whim last month.
warm, thick hands rub up and down your naked torso, sliding up to play with your breasts from where you sit straddling his lap. you can barely see in front of you with how strong the need in your core burns.
a quick search through another drawer blesses you with your prize, the blue box just out of view underneath a ball of old reciepts.
“here, quick,” you sigh, handing him the item before clambering off the bed to shuck the rest of your clothes off. it had been a long time since you'd hooked up with someone, embarrassing as that was. sex had been the one and only thing on your mind from the moment you’d met this man at the bar.
the near-stranger shakes his head fondly, turning the box of rubbers over a couple times like some sort of alien artifact.
“i only wear XLs, sugar,” he laughs, tossing back the pathetic box of rubbers. the exasperation in his voice feels like a punch to the chest. like he simply can’t believe you’d ever assume he would fit into anything less than the largest size.
you disregard the thought, attention snapping back to toji slyly palming himself against your bedframe. scar stretched wide around smiling lips.
“you gonna come over here?”
you’re humiliated at how fast you scurry back into his lap.
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you almost don’t believe him until he unravels the latex onto his length, seeing it fall about 3 inches short of the base.
okay.. wow. so he was too big.
toji lazily toys with himself atop your sheets. long, hard, and flushed red from base to tip.
he’s nearly bursting out of the thin material, stretching it so tight and so thin that the milky latex almost looks like it’s melting into his skin.
the older man shucks the rubber off with a chuckle that says “i told you so.” he pulls you closer to him by the small of your back, fist reaching down to pump his newly freed length.
“i’ll pull out, you think i won’t?” he promises, voice barely a whisper. you don’t have to take in the smirk gracing the corner of his mouth to know he’s lying.
#toji x reader#toji x reader smut#toji smut#jjk toji#toji headcanons#jujutsu kaisen toji#jujutsu toji#toji zenin#toji imagine#toji fushiguro#fushiguro toji#toji#toji drabbles#toji fluff#fushiguro toji smut#toji x fem reader#toji x fem reader smut
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((from @booksofthelibrary ))
The young girl runs up behind the boy and sprays him playfully with a little bit of water. A harmless prank as she giggles before handing him a brand new net that she made for him. A 'R' carved into its handle.
"happy birthday!"
::RIVERSAL
"Waaah...!!" A sharp squeal erupted from the boy at the feeling of cold water on his back, the momentarily cry of shock quickly turning to a string of bright giggles as he flicked back a few drips from his hair towards Daffy. "Oi, you!! I'll get you for that, you know! You better watch your back, miss..."
He could hardly say he was displeased at her betrayal so much as pleased he had someone to play with! His brothers tried, but could never fully get in on his games, whether it be through confusion or other business they had to attend to.
Admittedly, though he would never say it out loud, he secretly felt rather jealous, perhaps even upset at the news of her getting together with Lukhege when he had initially found out. It was frustrating, in a way - he had finally found himself a friend to play with, and for what? ...Yet, even despite those initial worries, he was glad to be further comforted in the thought that he hadn't been forgotten by her presence with him that day.
The once beaming smile faded with the momentary rush of excitement and into curiosity as he was offered the finely crafted net. "Oh...This is..." A soft red creeped up to his cheeks with a sheepish, somewhat awkward look to his smile as he idly turned it over in his hands. It would have seemed forced in a way that he was trying to smile if not for the faint twinging at the corners of his lips threatening to break out into a wide grin. For someone who was usually so excitable, it seemed Riversal in particular had the most trouble accepting gifts - even compared to his younger brother Laum, who, while sheepish, was always capable of clearly showing his gratitude. Riversal, however...
The boy's long coat swayed as he rocked back and forth once on his heels, unable to fully look the other in the eyes as he spoke in a quiet, awkward little peep. "Thank you, Daffy... This is... Nice. Um...! Thank you. Well..."
Promptly, he spun on his heel, took a few awkwardly shuffled steps, and sat with his back turned and his feet spread to either side of the net he held between his legs. Though she couldn't see it, it wasn't hard to guess how red his face must have been as part of the kind gesture.
"...Come back later," He said suddenly, a flatly dismissive, determined tone to his voice, "I have something to think about." One of his tricks, now involving his new present, most like. "Thanks... Again."
His next words, though meant to be spoken in a tease, came off as nothing but a half-hearted suggestion in all his distraction. They were nothing more than a mouthed, near-inaudible whisper as he stared and plucked idly at the strings of the net with his fingers, too deep in thought to even notice the water dripping from his hair, much less to speak. "...Go chat with your boyfriend..."
Whatever could he be plotting? Whoever could he be plotting against? Riversal didn't speak, and sat there deep, deep in thought for a very long time.
"Hah! Got you!!"
...Ah, poor Leonard. It seemed that he had been chosen the unfortunate victim of his prank that evening. From a distance, the small Riversal could be seen standing triumphantly atop his older brother's back like a proud hunter with his prey. Leonard, conversely, would have been near invisible if not for his large form and the striking beige of his coat against the greenery of the forest. The poor hermit laid cruelly fettered on the ground, all that was visible being the blond of the head that laid face-down and the shoulders of both arms spread on either side. The net that had toppled him should have been relatively easy to remove from the foot tangled within it - his brother that stood on his back, however, was not.
"Please, release me at once!" The muffled plea sounded from the ground. With a dramatically boisterous laugh, Riversal's hands found themselves resting smugly atop his hips.
"No! I've got you, now, brother~!"
"Riversal! Please!!" A bit more insistence in his tone, and enough in a voice as deep as his to make the now 11-year-old almost immediately jump out of his skin and straight to the side of his ailing brother.
"Sorry, sorry! I'm sorry!!" Riversal was the one pleading now, his tone as frantic and shaky as his hands as he removed the trap net from Leonard's back. The eldest looked pale as he sat up on his knees, deathly silent in the face of his younger brother's apologies and concerns as to his wellbeing - his eyes were screwed tightly shut. He seemed shaken, with his shortness of breath, Laum noticed with a tiny frown.
...Maybe he was claustrophobic? Poor brother.
#||Reply||:Daffy#{/SO MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS...}#{/First and foremost: an apology. that day i told you i had it done and would send it out that night only to not do that?}#{/i wasnt lying i SWEAR; i just had it done but... i didnt look at my computer battery when i closed it for dinner and came back to it GONE#{/i was so pissed off i couldn't even think about it or any of my asks for the longest time until recently}#{/AND SOMETHING HAPPENED TO CAUSE THAT WHICH I'LL HAVE TO POST ABOUT SOON!!! gushy feels lmao}#{/I definitely won't say im grateful for LOSING the thing i spent so much time on but in the same breath}#{/this is honestly a lot better tbh}#{/I actually knew what I was doing with riv's character which is my next point!!}#{/the autism}#{/that is all}#{/finally; i wrote most of this last night when i was thinking about how magnitude negative}#{/*SMALL SMALL SPOILERS IN THE TERMS OF POTENTIAL CHARACTER DIVERGENCIES AHEAD*}#{/made leonard a masochist (like... a literal; full-on masochist im not even kidding) and}#{/daffy if he excuses himself please don't check up on him to make sure he's okay}#{/this also lined up HORRIBLY with my sudden connecting the dots on why riv's features looked so familiar to me}#{/one of those 'i've seen something like that somewhere before' situations; yeah?}#{/i finally figured it out. it has me both cackling and cringing VERY hard at the same time.}#{/i wont divulge anymore here but BOY OH BOY...}
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