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so my uncle is coming to visit from arizona and usually he stays at my grandmas, me & my mom have slowly but slowly but surely moving into my grandmas and im slowly but surely decorating my soon to be but still not actually mine-room and he is staying in there tonight and i have one poster in there and it’s a big tbhk poster on the door and im just realizing now that he went in the room and closed the door he has seen my big tbhk poster and is probably like wtf okay bye
#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shonen hanako kun#bye im gonna scream#he’s orobably like#🤨……..😟…………….
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Toman groupchat
Warnings: suggestive, swearing, mentions of euthansia and suicide
Desc: Mikey has good news (lying)
Mikey: yo
Mikey: YO
Mikey: YOO
Draken: what?
Mitsuya: i'm not gonna lie Mikey, if this is some goofy shit i might actually beat your ass
Mikey: you're always so grumpy oh my god
Mikey: like there's a cactus that's constantly twisting and turning in your rectum
Mikey: can you let me live
Smiley: unnecessarily descriptive
Angry: ☹️
Mitsuya: i actually want you to drop dead
Mikey: bro i didn't even do anything😭
Mikey: Ken-chin get your twin bro
Kazutora: remember when Draken would insist on us calling Mitsuya his sworn brother
Draken: cause it's what he is
Draken: say it Mitsuya
Mitsuya: me and Draken are sworn brothers
Draken: born to live and die together
Mitsuya: chill
Smiley: Draken's so intense sometimes lmao
Takemitchy: i can never tell if he's trolling or not
Mikey: i literally called you guys here for a reason but ok
Baji: Draken thinks he's so cool cause he's 6'2
Draken: yeah
Draken: amongst other things
Baji: like what 🤨
Draken: my abs
Draken: my hair
Draken: my tattoo
Draken: my scars
Draken: so many things yk
Draken: i'm just great like that
Baji: i actually hate him
Mikey: HELLO
Chifuyu: Baji-san, even if you don't have some of those things you're still cool!
Hakkai: you're making it worse man😟
Baji: shut up Chifuyu
Takemitchy: guys wasn't Mikey-kun saying something😅
Smiley: you smell so bad
Smiley: i had to say it
Takemitchy: ah😦
Chifuyu: axe body spray head ass
Mikey: i don't think he smells🤨
Smiley: that's cause you smell too LMAO
Smiley: you're B.O is HORRIBLE
Smiley: the smells cancel each other out😁
Angry: Smiley stop😡
Smiley: don't use that emoji Souya, they're gonna make fun of you
Angry: if you can use the Smiley emoji then why can't i use the Angry emoji
Smiley: idk i'm cooler
Angry: :(
Smiley: i was kidding
Angry: ...
Smiley: you want another plushie?
Angry: :) 💙
Smiley: ...
Smiley: 🧡
Draken: that was kinda wholesome
Takemitchy: aww
Smiley: shut the fuck up before i cave your fucking skull in
Takemitchy: ok chill😭
Draken: can i leave now
Mikey: I WAS TRYNA SAY SMTH THO
Baji: hurry up then
Baji: Tora and i need to finish
Mikey: finish what?🤨
Smiley: the implications of that sentence?🤨
Draken: 🤨
Mitsuya: 🤨
Hakkai: 🤨
Baji: if anyone else sends that motherfucking emoji so help me god
Takemitchy: 🤨
*baji has gone offline*
Takemitchy: WAIT NO
Takemitchy: WE SENT IT AT THE SAME TIME
Takemitchy: BAJI-KUN
Takemitchy: PLEASE
Takemitchy: I DIDN'T SEE THE MESSAGE
Takemitchy: C'MON MAN😭
Kazutora: we're finishing a game btw😐
Mikey: anyway!
Draken: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT MIKEY
Mikey: okok
Mikey: so, good news everybody
Mikey: GRANDPA MIGHT LET ME GET EUTHANASIA IN CANADA❗
Draken: that's not funny😐
Takemitchy: i don't really know what that means but i'm sure you'll look great Mikey-kun💛
Chifuyu: dude...
Kazutora: smart move bro
Kazutora: don't wanna be getting anyone pregnant👌
Mitsuya: ?????
Smiley: ayo...
Kazutora: what?
Hakkai: this is so unserious
Mitsuya: what the fuck do you think getting euthanasia means Kazutora???
Kazutora: um, like when females get their embryos tied or some shit like that, but for males
Draken: ?????
Mitsuya: it's not even close...
Mitsuya: how did you come to that conclusion...
Takemitchy: wait is this serious, what does it mean?😭
Smiley: what do you think it means??
Takemitchy: like a beauty treatment or something?
Takemitchy: right?
Draken: no...
Draken: Euthanasia is medically ending a persons life to relieve suffering or assisted suicide for the same reason
Draken: it's only legal in 7 countries
Takemitchy: 😧
Takemitchy: Mikey-kun that's not funny
Mitsuya: but how did you guys get to those conclusions
Mitsuya: i don't get it
Mikey: y'all were suppose to be happy for me but ok
Mikey: what happened to being supportive huh
Mikey: y'all just killed my vibe fr
Mikey: ...
Mikey: same way they gon be killing me in that hospital❗
Mikey: LMAO
Mikey: i'ma log off
#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers manga#tokyo revengers groupchat#tokyo revengers texts#tokyo revengers smau#toman groupchat#tokrev#sano manjiro/mikey#baji keisuke#mitsuya takashi#ryuguji ken/draken#matsuno chifuyu#hanagaki takemitchy#kawata souya/angry#kawata nahoya/smiley#kawata twins#shiba hakkai#hanemiya kazutora#got this idea from a tiktok#i literally cannot find it anymore but if someone knows what im talking about can they please link it😭#grandpa sano grandpa of the year❗#i'm being sarcastic btw
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And, you guest it. Its me. AGAIN. Ok, soooo…. Hi..? Sonic, D-did you li-like someone b-b-before Shadow? And do you 2 kn-know who Bendy and Cup-Cuphead is..? And I have some a-art.. I’m n-not gaving a g-good day today… Am I annoying you 2..? I-I’m so sorry i-if I am, Sonic-kun and Shadow-kun..
GAAAAA NOOO I’M FANGIRLING AGAIN FUUUUUUU—
BENDY YOU HAVE MY GRADITUUUUDE!!!!!!
Calm down!!!✋️✋️😟😟 Relax, bud!! 🙂🙂
Geeze, attack of the fangirls. 😬😬
Shads, be nice!! 😠😠
... 🙄🙄😒😒
Well, to answer your question, I did actually like someone else before I fell in love with Shadow. 😌😌
It's true, but I obviously won.😏😏
Anyways... 🙄🙄😏😏As for Bendy and Cuphead?? 🤨🤨No, I never heard those names before. 🤔🤔😐😐
Me neither. 😒😒
YOU HAVE ART!?🤩🤩 PLEASE DO SHARE IT!!! 🥰🥰
Sonic likes seeing people's art. 😒😒
IT'S TRUE!! 🤩🤩🥰🥰I LOVE SEEING OTHERS' TALENT!! 😊😊💖💖it sort of makes me feel less alone in being different, ya know?😅😅
I suppose, and no, you're not annoying us.😒😒😏😏
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#shadow x sonic#sonadow#sonic x shadow#gay#pride
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Cool-B VOL.112 | Ooe, Hashihime × UrC - Pt.1
como no hubo información nueva del juego en la edición de este mes y es un artículo corto, decidí agregar también las páginas de la colaboración entre Hashihime y Urc 😙
honestamente no pensaba escribir este post ya que estoy un poco desmotivada con esto de que el lanzamiento de Ooe se va retrasar 😞
pero bueno 😩
si están interesados, aquí lo tienen 🙂
Páginas 38-43
el artículo de Ooe trata sobre cómo pasan los personajes la temporada de otoño 🍂
comenzando con Oosaki
dice que, cuando se da cuenta es otoño
y cuando se da cuenta, ya es invierno ❄
que pasa los días de alguna forma…
Ariake / Otoño de 'apetito'
no tiene ojos para nada más que castañas, caquis y comidas de 'edición limitada' (comidas de temporada)
en resumen, en su cabecita no hay espacio para otra cosa que no sea TRAGAR
Shinbashi / Otoño de 'apreciación'
se entretiene con música, películas y obras…
él solito... 😔
seguramente en su ending terminará forzando a Oosaki a tragarse todas estas películas con él 😅
y Oosaki con cara de ¿qué es esto? ¿por qué estoy viendo esto? 🤣
Aomi / Otoño de 'lectura'
parece que le gustan las novelas de temporada
Hinode / Otoño de 'sueñito' 😴
pareciera feliz de poder dormir más fácilmente...
(por qué Hinode duerme tanto...??? 😟)
Shiodome / Otoño de 'vacaciones'
participa en algún festival raro
Takeshiba / igualmente, se va de vacaciones
disfruta de los puestos de comida y festivales en el pueblo
Toyosu / Otoño de 'relajación'
se queda viendo las nubecitas… ☁
Shijoumae / otoño de 'espectador'
observa el progreso de los pacientes que han regresado al sumo, el judo y otros deportes con una sonrisita
y Funeno es Otoño de 'poda'
tiene buena mano como jardinero, así que deja los árboles y los bonsáis bien bonitos 🌳
Páginas 46-49
la colaboración entre Hashihime y UrC trata sobre qué elegirían los personajes entre kaijuu / héroe, y pasado / futuro
comenzando con los personajes de Hashihime
Kaiju o Héroe, cual de los dos?
Tamamori, dice que la relación entre kaijuus y héroes es como el agua y el fuego 💧🔥
por lo que la única opción es el agua, ya que no quiere desaparecer
Kawase, no tiene necesidad de pensarlo y dice que un kaijuu
quiere desaparecer de un 'soplido'
Minakami, un kaijuu
no se convertirá en algo como un héroe, a quien le tengan que estar dando las gracias
Hikawa, por supuesto que un héroe
desarrollaría herramientas para mejorar a los héroes Tamamori-kun y Hanazawa-kun
Hanazawa, un héroe
dice que salvará a todos incluso si su cuerpo perece…
y Kaoru dice que un kaijuu
por que le parece interesante...
y pasamos ahora a los personajes de UrC
Pasado o futuro, cual de los dos?
Choutsugai, dice que es de mal gusto y que no le gusta ninguno de los dos, pero que si tuviera que elegir, elegiría el futuro (dice que volverá enseguida)
Shou-chan, pregunta que si se puede volver al presente, y de ser así, entonces elegiría el futuro
si hay un futuro infeliz esperándolos, le gustaría poder evitar ese camino
tan lindo mi Shou-chan 🥰
es un amor 😘
Akira: también elige el futuro
iría y compraría materiales para hacer manga y los traería de vuelta al presente, pero...
no podría pagarlos porque los billetes son muy viejos
(los iba a comprar con billetes de los 70's 😅)
Juurou se queda pensando… pero al final no da una respuesta por pensar solo en las desventajas de elegir uno u otro
los posibles escenarios 'catastróficos'
que si Yomi esto... que si Yomi lo otro… ya sabemos ￣皿￣
a Isshiki le parece divertido, y dice que el futuro
quiere ver cosméticos nuevos ya que está harto de los labiales del presente 💄
y Yomi dice que no puede elegir, ya que piensa que es mejor no saber nada más que el presente, y se disculpa por arruinar el tema
quedan pendientes las páginas 50-51 donde hay una conversación entre Tamamori y Shou-chan, pero las continuaré en una 2da parte 😫
#cool-b#クルビ#ooe#大穢#大江#koshotengai no hashihime#hashihime of the old book town#古書店街の橋姫#hashihime#uuultra c#urc#ウウウルトラc#ウルC
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I really miss you Ruki-kun 😟
"Stop looking at me with those eyes, Livestock. It really isn't necessary to long for my presence when you ought to know I'll always come back to what belongs to me. That's right, nothing—and no one—can sever the bond between a Vampire and his prey, I can assure you of this. Or, is this your way of telling me you'd like me to bury my fangs deep into your neck again? That way everyone will know who owns you, who has tamed you, and who will continue to drink that delectable blood of yours until you begin hallucinating my fangs."
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Paranormal experiences with Toman!
authors note: hooray reiki feels more motivated now! this is so cringe i cannot rn, theres tagalog so yeah
characters:hakkai shiba, mitsuya takashi, manjiro sano, ken ryuguji, kazutora hanemiya, takemichi hanagaki, chifuyu matsuno,emma sano, hinata tachibana baji keisuke, pahchin and pehyan
Genre: crack, happy au
Warnings: cursing
Gender of y/n: Gender Neutral
Lets just say you didnt know your house was haunted and you invited some of the toman members over on Halloween.
'Wow y/n-san, your house is big!' Takemichi said in an optimistic tone in awe 'i agree takemichi-kun!' Hina agreed, 'But i hope this isnt haunted...' And boom he jinxed it
Things keep falling off and toman and you were wondering why, 'tf, why do they keep falling off🤨' you said confused, 'dont tell me.. IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED?!?!?!' Baji yelled 😭 'stfu brah you are gonna jinx it😠' kazutora replied as he hitted him in the head
'Yeah maybe it is haunted..' you said then 'WHATTT!?!?!??! THERES GHOSTS HERE!?!?😰😰' Takemichi was flabbergasted fr💀 'Taka chan is it really haunted??😟' 'ask y/n that, this is the first time ive been here.' mitsuya replied to hakkai bluntly, ‘but i’m not sure, things like this never happened here before..’ you said wondering ‘Ha??? are you forreal...😨’ pehyan said kind of terrified ‘forreal ryohei.’
After that, Mikey, Draken, Chifuyu, Emma, Hina and Takemichi decides to watch a movie in your living room as the others were exploring the house
'Chifuyu what if a ghost comes out of the tv???' 'Holy shit what if😧' takemichi and chifuyu talked 'guys stfu and watch the movie🙄' 'this movie looks good! Right emma chan?' 'Mhm!' draken said while sitting beside mikey eating taiyaki then NAWALA NG ILAW!!!
TAKEMICHI SCREAMED HIS LUNGS OUT AND SO DID YOU 'TAKEMITCHY SHUTUP!!' 'Toman yelled😭😭 'WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY A BLACKOUT' you said while running down the stairs
'PAHCHIN WHERE TF ARE YOU??' 'I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT YOU MORON' pehyan was smothering mitsuyas face with his hands and so did pahchin with baji LMAOOO 'pahchin get your hands off my face' baji said as pahchin said 'ITS YOU???'
'ugh we werent even in the middle of the movie😓 y/n's house is ass' mikey said and draken replied 'frfr' 'i agree with u ken and mikey..' 'TAKA-CHANNN WHERE ARE YOU??' 'I have no idea..' 'HOY BAJI SAN!! KAZUTORA!!! TAKEMICHII!!!' chifuyu yelled for them 'IM RIGHT HERE' kazutora said as he bumped into you. 'Kazutora??' 'Oh y/n chan!!🥰🥰' he said while holding your shoulders
Yall were trying to find each other for 30 mins and you guys managed to group up, 'finally, that took an hour' pehyan says 'wdym dumbass it took 20 mins' pahchin replies 'HA?! HOW DO YOU KNOW WITH THAT BRAIN THATS THE SIZE OF A PEBBLE?!?' 'THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!??!' 'BOTH OF YOU SHUTUP' you shouted that made them stop
And the lights start flickering then a figure of a lady pops up and dissapears😰😰 'AAAAAH😭😭😭' TAKEMICHI YELLED LIKE A LUNATIC CLINGING ONTO HINA 'HOLY FUCK WHO WAS THAT' 'EMMA STOP SCARING US' 'DRAKEN IM BESIDE YOU!!' 'OH NO😥' mikey, emma, hina and draken bickered 'OH MY GOD😟 RUN NOW’ then all of you ran upstairs to your room (you guys can see bcuz there was thunder) and the lady keeps popping up which causes poor chifuyu to trip😓
'WHO THE HELL IS THAT??' you said in panic while locking the door, 'IDK MAN' baji said and kazutora asked 'CHIFUYU ARE YOU OKAY??' 'NO. NOT AT ALL I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS'
takemichi was sobbing and pehyan and pahchin with clinging onto each other and mitsuya and hakkai did too 'YUZUHAAA SAVE MEE😭😭' 'HAKKAI SHUSH THE LADY WILL COME BACK' mitsuya said, 'takemichi-kun, calm down, you'll get tired from crying' takemichi sniffles 'yeah you are right..' takemichi replied. 'Mikey, draken what do we do?? She might kill us all😣' emma said as her voice trembled 'dont worry emma, me and kenchin will protect you, hina and y/n'
After debating either to get out of the room trying to survive or stay in the room, you guys went with the idea of trying to survive, 'We might die doing this😕' takemichi said trying to convince you guys but that didnt seem to faze yall, 'dw some of us almost died in some situations so we will proba-' baji was cutoff mid-sentence because the windows were opening and closing itself loudly, 'oh shit😦' kazutora said as he backed off with everyone and holding you closely oh em gee protective kazu😍
"you dare underestimate me...YOU STUPID CHILDREN!!" the ghost lady yelled in her raging, distorted voice, emma was on the verge of tears and was hugging draken. 'I TOLD YOU SO!!' takemichi yelled while holding hina 'YEP YOU WERE RIGHT... BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT' you said while getting near the door and slowly holding the doorknob ‘ 3 2 1 BILIS TAKBO NA!!!!’ you yelled opening the door and running down the stairs with them. “ARGH MY BACK HURTS FROM CARRYING THIS HEAVY ASS BACKPACK!!” “SHUSH KAZUTORA THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF OUR LIVES”
you all ran towards the exit with backpacks “OPEN IT BILISAN MO” baji yelled at mikey while shaking him, “ITS LOCKED BOBO” “UNLOCK IT??? DUH” “IT WONT BUDGE BAJI” “HA??” mikey and baji bickered back and forth, “how ignorant you are, you wont be able to escape from my grasp.” the lady said in her distorted voice again. “shut up lady!” mikey said before ramming into the door managing to open it “HAHA YOU THOUGHT BOZO” pahchin yelled as you all ran out of there, “NOOOOO!! I’LL CATCH YOU NEXT TIME YOU STUPID-” she was cut off mid sentence as you close the door, “well, lets just hang at takemichi’s place yeah?” you suggested and everyone agreed. “Thank god thats finally over...” hakkai and mitsuya said while stretching, “im hungry.” “wanna buy some yakisoba, baji san? since you are hungry” “hell yeah!”
“And we all played games at Takemichi’s place, well it was terrifying but yet fun, lets hope we’re safe though. Thats all for now! November 1, 2005 ” - Y/N L/N
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#tokyo revengers hcs#tokyorev x reader#tokyorev headcanons#Tokyo Revengers#baji keisuke#takemichi hanagaki#manjiro sano#ken ryuguji#emma sano#mitsuya takashi#haruki hayashida#ryohei hayashi#hinata tachibana#hakkai shiba#chifuyu matsuno#kazutora hanemiya#toman x reader#tokyo revengers x reader
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The epic highs and lows of wayv new gig announcements... wayv employed 😁 kun is still not there and still no explanation as to why 😟 they are four years into their career and have to share the stage with fuckass yu jingtian of ending all produce 101 shows in china bc his parents ran a prostitution and drug trafficking ring fame he ran off to nyu and doesnt have a single song why is he even on the list fucking killing everyone 😑
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nct but i assign them a relatively obscure tolkien character
taeil: olwë, an elf king who mostly just chills and has a bunch of awesome ships. unfortunately these ships are stolen
johnny: elu thingol, an elf king who spends a good chunk of his life mutually staring a minor goddess and falling in love with her, and then spends the rest of his life being mildly stoic/fatherly and sending people (see: mark) on very dangerous quests. also he is literally the tallest elf ever
taeyong: maedhros, a very powerful elf who basically has the world on his shoulders rip 😟
yuta: finrod, an elf who is super sexy and charismatic and has sick jewelry and dies fighting a werewolf (for beren (see: mark) lol) which is pretty metal
kun: orodreth, an elf king who kinda just chills and leads a fairly quiet and prosperous life until this human dude (see: yangyang) fucks everything up :/
doyoung: maglor, an elf whose whole thing is being emo and singing songs and also his bff/older brother is maedhros (see: taeyong) so this just makes sense really
ten: fingon, an elf who was high-king for a while and sang a song to rescue maedhros (see: taeyong) from sauron’s evil boss. and that song was jopping :)
jaehyun: aegnor, an elf warrior whose personality is essentially just being mega cool and sexy. he falls in love with a human lady but alas, tragedy
winwin: mablung, an elf who’s beleg’s (see: renjun) bestie and co-worker and basically he’s an all-around good and valiant guy who ends up following túrin (see: yangyang) as he fails epically
jungwoo: tuor, a human who is essentially a really cool and heroic romantic lead and an all-around good guy. he’s túrin’s cousin (see: yangyang) and is basically like “what if túrin got to live a good life” LOL
mark: beren, a human who is tolkien’s self-insert.. he’s really just some guy who has it REALLY bad for this ultra powerful beautiful elf lady and he tries and fails at an insane quest for her. nice
xiaojun: ecthelion, an elf who is a major hottie and generally has elegant and noble vibes. great warrior. besties with glorfindel (see: hendery)
hendery: glorfindel, an elf who is known for having long hair (hint hint @ hdy) and being a cool warrior but also slightly goofy iirc. besties with ecthelion (see: xiaojun)
renjun: beleg, an archer elf (aka proto legolas) who is very well-liked and compassionate, brave, etc and is a good friend/mentor to túrin (see: yangyang)
jeno: gwindor, a very nice elf guy who was betrothed to orodreth’s daughter (see: taeil) but then he got kidnapped by Evil Forces and when he escaped w help from túrin (see: yangyang), túrin ended up stealing his girl. and then destroying his kingdom. oops
haechan: elros, a part-human part-elf who ended up choosing his humanity (and so become mortal) and becoming the first king of numenor, aka atlantis, aka he is super mega cool and very fascinating as a character. also he’s elrond’s twin lol
jaemin: eärendil, a part-human part-elf who’s elrond’s dad and also he’s kinda unhinged and crazy brave… his story is just generally pretty intense lol but he kinda has chill energy which feels very jaemin-ish
yangyang: túrin, a human who is basically described as the hottest guy ever but also he’s super emo and canonically doesn’t speak much at all. he is a warrior but shrewd/charismatic when needed. also he accidentally commits incest rip 😔
shotaro: bëor, a human leader guy who basically saves his people by making First Contact with the elves (aka finrod (see: yuta)), not much is known about him but overall seems like the hopeful leader type!
sungchan: gil-galad, an elf who becomes high-king but has a very mysterious/indeterminate origin story??? he’s cool tho, he does his best until he’s killed in battle against sauron rip </3
chenle: celegorm, an elf whose entire personality is being a jock and liking dogs and chenle plays basketball and has daegal. perfect
jisung: curufin, an elf who’s pretty crafty (origami legend) and is besties with celegorm (see: chenle) 😎 they sure do pull some fun pranks together.. lol… (they cause problems)
#chelle.txt#this is like my star trek post but worse 😎#it's reaching that point in the night where i have just convinced myself that markly is beren. very epic of me#i didn't want to assign yy turin but my hand was forced i couldnt think of anyone else :///#this was so much harder than i anticipated omg#if i were braver i would translate this to photoshop
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arent the omatsu san characters 12 ? self shipping with that age character? unless omatsu is aged up? I dont know much about it im just a little worried 😟
the matsuno brothers are all in their 20's in osomatsu-san. i can see where maybe you'd think of the osomatsu-kun anime from the 60's, but the 2015 anime follows them in their adult life 🤙🤙
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Toman Groupchat (good timeline, which means everyone is alive)
Warning: dog funeral, car accident, suggestive (barely), swearing
Desc: Mikey doesn't have good time management skills (i am so terrible at descriptions, my bad)
Sano Gc
Emma: Michael
Emma: where are you?? :(
Shinichiro: Mikey you were suppose to be here an hour ago
Izana: why would you trust him to drive a car by himself
Izana: he's probably sleeping
Mikey: no i'll be there in like 5 minutes
Shinichrio: where are you??
Mikey: i can't see any street signs anywhere
Mikey: this is so stressful
Mikey: uh i just passed a bus stop that has a stop sign with a yellow dick painted on so
Shinichiro: that's 20 minutes away
Mikey: whoops
Emma: we're starting without you
Mikey: NO JUST WAIT
Mikey: why wouldn't you guys just let me get get here with my bike this would have solved so many problems
Shinichiro: cause Pah said we shouldn't. give Pochi some respect :/
Mikey: POCHI IS DEAD!!! AND DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE ABOUT WHICH METHOD OF TRASPORTATION I AM USING TO GET TO HER FUNERAL. SHE ALSO WON'T KNOW THAT I'M LATE. WHY YOU ASK??? CAUSE SHE'S A DOG"
Mikey: YOU GUY'S ARE SO EXTRA
Shinichiro: dude :/
Everyone Gc
Izana: "POCHI IS DEAD!!! AND DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE ABOUT WHICH METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION I AM USING TO GET TO HER FUNERAL. SHE ALSO WON'T KNOW THAT I'M LATE. WHY YOU ASK?? CAUSE SHE'S A DOG"
Izana: words from Mikey just btw
Baji: the fucking disrespect
Baji: i'm shaking rn
Mitsuya: dude
Mitsuya: first of all we've been waiting for you for like an hour
Mitsuya: and now this
Mitsuya: and it doesn't matter
Mitsuya: more than Pochi, it's about Pah who is our friend who is also in mouring
Mitsuya: be a little more sensitive
Mikey: but i was sleepy :(
Mitsuya: 😐
Takemitchy: Mikey-kun i offered to pick you up tho
Draken: why didn't you
Takemitchy: he said it was too early
Draken: ...😐
Hina: but it was like 11am
Takemitchy: he said he was still sleeping
Baji: you trust people for years and this is what you get
Baji: you're sick dude
Mikey: IT'S A DOG😭😭😭😭
Takeomi: pay some damn respect
Mikey: 🤨
Mikey: i know y'all didn't invite Takeomi
Mikey: i give it 30 minutes until the paparazzi he "didn't call" get to the funeral
Senju: bro acts like he's the famous one💀
Pah: Mikey i'm very disappointed in you, we're starting the service
Mikey: dude give me 5 minutes
Mikey: ...
Mikey: ...nvm
Shinichiro: what now??
Pah: bitchass
Mikey: bad news
Mikey: i've been hit by another car
Mikey: i'm fine tho
Izana: pity
Emma: ok let's just start guys this is getting ridiculous
Mikey: YOU GUY'S DON'T CARE THAT I'M LITERALLY IN A CAR ACCIDENT??
Chifuyu: can you not handle when attention isn't on you for one day????
Baji: you aren't dead are you
Baji: if you were a real mf you would have flied out the window and died
Kazutora: *flew
Baji: i don't have it
Kazutora: have what?
Baji: the flew
Kazutora: huh
Kazutora: what are you talking about
Baji: i'm not sick
Kazutora: ...
Kazutora: k☺
Takemitchy: guys can you be more sensitive
Takemitchy: Kakucho's parents literally died like that
Chifuyu: of what
Takemitchy: a car accident
Baji: real mf's🔥💯
Chifuyu: Baji-san
Kakucho: i wasn't really thinking about it until you said that Mitchy but that's fine
Takemitchy: 😟
Mikey: IS NO ONE FR GONNA COME PICK ME UP
Mitsuya: nah the service is starting
Draken: wait an hour
Mikey: where?? the wreckage??
Draken: idk the police station or smth
Emma: wait at the bus stop 😚
Mikey: i hope Ken-chin doesn't fertilize you for at least 5 more years
Draken: Sano istg
Emma: that's not funny🙁
Mikey: of course it's not funny, i'm cursing you
Pah: when you die, which will be very soon
Pah: i will make sure to take 10 heavy, fat shits before even thinking about coming on time
Pah: better yet, i won't come at all
Pah: i'll just continue taking heavy, fat shits while you're small, 5'3, decomposed body is buried, never to be seen again
Mitsuya: what the fuck Pah
Mitsuya: you could have said literally anything else
Draken: uh
Baji: that's the spirit ❗
Baji: some real shit
Kazutora: man what's wrong with you
Pah: i thought we were all on the same page
Mikey: ☹️
#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers manga#tokyo revengers texts#tokrev#tokyo revengers smau#sano manjiro/mikey#mitsuya takashi#baji keisuke#ryuguji ken/draken#matsuno chifuyu#hanemiya kazutora#sano shinichiro#sano emma#tachibana hinata#hanagaki takemitchy#akashi takeomi#akashi senju#kurokawa izana#sano izana#sorry it's short i've been so busy but i haven't made one of these in a while#brain isn't braining#so tired#i hope you guys r doing good fr#this is based on a tweet i saw but it was deleted and i saw it on pinterest#this is so ass my bad
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I posted 13,426 times in 2022
That's 13,101 more posts than 2021!
355 posts created (3%)
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
trans joker. you wanna know how i got these scars? top surgery
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#4
i will literally be in the tesco thinking “i have to get Gayer” girl there is no one in the aisle. you are truly Alone.
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#3
i volunteer to make the go fund me to collectively buy the CW. i’m very generous like this, among having other traits such as tending to vanish mysteriously with large sums of cash
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#2
“when archeologists find your bones they’ll think you were a woman” ok bestie and when the police find your bones they won’t know who did it. your point lol
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My #1 post of 2022
MORBIUS SWEEP!!! ONE MORBILLION DOLLARS AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!! ITS SWEEPING THE MORBIUS NATION LETS GOOOOOOO YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tijdens onze route naar een ander plaatsje een tijdje terug, kwamen we een wandelbordje tegen. Dus besloten we om die later te verkennen. We kwamen uit bij het natuurreservaat ‘Armasjärvimyren’. Het pad bestaat uit 2-3 latten die je door het moeras-achtige gebied leiden. Her en der staan informatieve bordjes, maar vervolgens kun je de planten/dieren die erop staan afgebeeld niet vinden. 😂 De bloemen stonden dan wel weer meters verderop, maar dan waren we de naam al weer vergeten. Wat we erg fascinerend vonden waren de gigantische mierenhopen. Deze stonden echt overal, maar waren behoorlijk hoog. Waarschijnlijk omdat de onderkant al vrij hoog was door de bodem.
Vlak voor het einde van onze grote route, kwamen we twee spelende eekhoorntjes tegen. Eerst hoorden we iets, maar zagen we niet waar het vandaan kwam. Maar toen zagen we razendsnelle bewegingen in de boomtoppen. Helaas hadden we onze camera thuis laten liggen 😟
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Oh oh, sorry if there are any grammatical errors, I usually use the translator because English is not my first language, but ok.
I am a random viewer who sees your posts and I really love your work, I hope at some point to leave my contribution, honestly now my mind is blank and I can't think of what to ask.
I admire Ruki-kun but he intimidates me a bit 😟
🧩 Hello there, I'm really flattered to hear you like my work so much, it means the world to me. Also your English is perfectly fine!! I'm not the best at suggesting things to potentially ask but I know there are first meeting prompts and ask memes where you might find inspiration. As for how intimidating Ruki is, he definitely can be if you offend him in some way. Usually challenging his authority in a blatant way, mentioning his past, touching him without permission, talking about his (old) family or Karlheinz, or attempting to physically harm him will result in a huge, bloody mess, but I am willing to tone him down just a tad if the violence is not your cup of tea.
For instance, there are some cases when I let people off with a small bite on the wrist instead of going full on crazy with the biting. However, if you don't really do anything to offend him in the first place, he will react reasonably calm to your question most likely, though more often than not it's a façade. ^^ That's just how he is, unfortunately. Sadistic and intimidating for sure, but he can be lenient in some rare cases. Usually he'll retort with sarcasm and dark humor if he's not using violence, so that's something to keep in mind, though it's nothing personal against you or the OC's involved. 🧩
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Redraw : Feb 2020 , Dec 31 2021 almost Jan 1 2022
Wanted to do a redraw before the new year :)
#tbhk#hanako x yashiro#toilet bound hanako kun#hanako kun#yashiro nene#hananene#who's 2020 we don't know her#ugh the 2020 drawing is so bad 😟#anyway#art improvement#so proud
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Toman gc with gn!reader
tw: strong language and suggestive themes ig.
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Draken: I used to be a simple man, I knew only the 7 colours of the rainbow. Then one day, she took me with her to buy lipstick.
Takemitchi: tell me about it! There's cherry red, purple (??) , glossy, etc etc.
Y/N: I am extremely pleased to see how mitchy reckons "glossy" is a colour
Baji: lmaoooo even I know better
Chifuyu: Bless Hina chan 🛐
Mikey: no wait I wanna know what Baji thinks glossy is
Baji: you think I'll make a fool out of myself huh :/
Baji: well joke's on you! Ik what it is!!
Baji: it's liquid candy girls apply on their lips so that they can snack discretely. Yk cuz they're girls.
Mitsuya: omg..... 😧
Kazutora: dude you're so off :/
Mikey: lmfaoo I was expecting something like this
Chifuyu: well atleast he spelled 'discretely' correct.
Pah: ...not to be gross but am I the only one who thinks candy you can lick off your lips is a fun idea?
Peh: I can see your point! You're a genius Pah!!
Smiley: oh~ tell me more about your unique ideas of fun pah ~ 😏
Mitsuya: NO
Y/N: YK there was this scene in this anime kissXsis!!!
Hakkai: I don't like the sound of that name 😶
Angry: is it any good? If it has a lickable lip candy (?) it's probably comedy right?
Y/N: oh it's really good~ ;))
Y/N: it's about these twin sisters who live with their step bro
Mitsuya: NOT. ANOTHER. WORD.
Y/N: 🤐
Smiley: mannn and it was just getting to the good part :/
Kazutora: I remember watching that with them. They forced me.
Y/N: ilyt<3
Kazutora: dw mitsuya I'm not saying anything. Angry and Hakkai, you two shouldn't look it up either.
Draken: we went way off topic.
Draken: Baji, "glossy" is kinda of a texture of lipstick. Like shiny.
Draken: what you just described is lipgloss and it's not edible.
Mikey: wdym it's not??? 😟
Baji: oh please it has all those strawberry and mango flavours
Draken: it's just scented and it doesn't even taste like that...
Baji: did you taste to confirm? 🤨
Draken: ....
Mikey: c'mon ken-chin ik you were curious!
Draken: ... I did.
Kazutora: SO WAS IT FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS?!?
Mikey: OR QAS IT FROM EMMA'S LIPS?!????
Mucho: it's your sister you're talking about.
Mikey: Sister who's trying to woo my bestfriend. I don't see your point 🤨
Angry: damn I almost forgot uncle was in this gc too
Mucho: I'm the same age as you guys 🙁
Y/N: aight grandpa let's get you to bed.
Draken: I applied it on my fingertips, thankyou very much.
Pah: yk you should make a move soon. I mean, yeah she loves you but it's not good making a girl wait.
Chifuyu: pah's book of love advice ✍️✍️
Takemitchi: How about gifting her something that caught her eye during your shopping trip!
Y/N: ohhh GIVE HER A LIPSTICK
Draken: Actually... I was thinking of it. But I can't really decide what would suit her.
Mikey: wow ken-chin. How incompetent. 😒
Draken: SHUT UP! it's just that... everything looks good on her..
MIKEY: OOOOOOOOHHHHH
Baji: SIMP
Mitsuya: aye Draken not bad eh 😏
Pah: GO DRAKEN! GO DRAKEN!
Kazutora: "Area man is a tsundere but also a simp."
Draken: WILL YOU GUYS HELP ME DECIDE OR NOT?!?
Sanzu: Nude would look good on Emma.
Mikey: AYO?!?
Baji: OI HARUCHIYO! I'LL LET YOU KJOW I'M AN HONORARY SANO!!
Baji: NO ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT MY LITTLE SISTER
Hakkai: That was uncalled for Sanzu-kun.
Angry: you shouldn't say something like that about someone's sister :( also she's draken-kun's soon to be girlfriend.
Takemitchi: oh no! It's finally happening! Armageddon!!! 😭😭🙏
Y/N: guys.... I think he's talking about nude lipstick. It refers to natural colours.
Sanzu: thankyou, the only sane person here.
Y/N: Anytime bby ❤️ ;))
Sanzu: I take that back
Sanzu: Don't talk to me. You're creepy.
Y/N: D:
Y/N: Toraaaaa he's bullying me!!!
Kazutora: good. You deserve it.
Y/N: 😭😭😭😭
Y/N: friendship ended with Tora, Sanzu is my new bestfriend now
Hakkai: didn't you say he was bullying you????
Y/N: yeah but enemies to lovers yk
Sanzu: I have a katana and I'm not afraid of using it.
Y/N: now now pretty boy calm down
Y/N: tell me more about what kind of lipstick will suit Emma.
Draken: before that, Mikey, Baji, Hakkai and Angry.
Hakkai: Sorry for jumping to conclusions Sanzu-kun.
Angry: Yeah I'm sorry too.
Mikey: I'm sorry for the mistake I've done. It was childish and impulsive and I can see how it has inconvenienced everyone. I sincerely apologise and promise that such mistake and the likes will never be repeated again.
Baji: I'm sorry for the mistake I've done. It was childish and impulsive and I can see how it has inconvenienced everyone. I sincerely apologise and promise that such mistake and the likes will never be repeated again.
Baji: OI MIKEY! I QAS GOIND TO WRITE THAT!!
Takemitchi: ....how is it the exact same thing?
Mikey: oh yk, the usual.
Mikey: we get into trouble all the time and have to write apologies. But then it sounds insincere. So we asked shin-nii to help us.
Baji: and then we copied it to our clipboard.
Y/N: damn shin-nii sure knows some big words. That's an adult for ya.
Mikey: oh no he just took it from the internet.
Mitsuya: :)
Mitsuya: I just went to our dms to read old texts. I hadn't noticed it then. Every single apology is this exact thing :)
Mitsuya: Don't you think that's even more insincere?
Mitsuya: what are you going to do now? 😊
Mikey: ....
Baji: ....
Mitsuya: write an apology rn. A 100 word apology letter. Don't you dare text it. I want it by tonight. And no copying from the internet.
Baji: sir yes sir!
Mikey: hey I'm your president yk. You can't order me around.
Mitsuya: I'll tell Emma to close off your dorayaki supply for a week and even Draken won't tend to you.
Mikey: I'll do it.
Mitsuya: I need to have a talk with shinichiro-nii too.
Smiley: so everyone's done apologising to sanzu?
Smiley: lmao I'm not sorry 🤪
Mucho: you didn't even say anything.
Smiley: but I thought of it.
Sanzu: oh really wanna go huh you fucking clown.
Smiley: That's what I'm talKING ABOUT!! BRING IT ON SCAR FACE!
Angry: Aniki No!
Y/N: the park in front of fuyu's appartment. 4pm.
Y/N: Tora, you coming? 🍿
Tora: do you even have to ask? 🍿
Hakkai: Taka-chan's going to be busy with Mikey-kun and Baji-kun. Wanna come, mitchy?
Takemitchi: I don't think it's a good idea.
Mikey: I knew it. My Mitchy won't leave me behind 🥺
Takemitchi: yk what Hakkai, let's go.
Mikey: TAKEMITCHY
Baji: LMAO
Chifuyu: Baji-san you too have the letter so you can't come.
Baji: NOOOOOO
Mucho: ig I'll have to be there to keep an eye.
Draken: NO. STOP.
Draken: WHAT HAPPENED TO CHOOSING A LIPSTICK?!
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Lmao help what was this even?!? 😭😭
I just started it on a whim but ended up really enjoying it.
If you're interested you can send asks..? PLEASE SEND ASKS I'D LOVE THAT. Hope you enjoyed reading this ^^
#tokyo manji gang#toman gc#everyone lives no one dies#yes even shinichiro#everyone is happy#except Mikey and Baji because they're being punished#yes I hc pah is good at love advice#he gives rational advice#unlike someone who's only knowledge is shojo mangas#*cough* chifuyu *cough*#Tokyo revengers spoilers#Tokyo Revengers crack#Tokyo revengers chatfic#Tokyo revengers x reader#ooc#Tokyo revengers funny#Tokyo revengers incorrect quotes
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