Happy Anniversary to all slobby humans, uptight holograms, neurotic mechanoids, fashionable felis sapiens, and senile computers!

(With a special shoutout to badass women who put up with too much, and sexy Space Corps test pilots)

Mems :D

Kryten: I could never hate Mister Lister. I mean, unless he became a villain or something, then we'd have to talk

Rimmer: Kryten, if Lister became a villain, you'd just assume he had a good reason for it and I'd wake up to find you drinking coffee from a "World's Best Minion" mug

RIMMER IN (ALMOST) EVERY EPISODE

Series XII Episode 4 - "Mechocracy"

"Tonight we look at the two contenders, statesman and war hero, Arnold J. Rimmer, and toilet droid Kryten 2X4B 523P."

Presenting the Boys from the Dwarf ✨

Red Dwarf by Mark Wilkinson

Him. him. Him. Him. Each night i think of what it would feel like to rest in his cool, hard arms. To bask in his oily smell and Manliness. i created a collage to demonstrate what I see when I look at kryten 2x4B 523P.  krrkrryten <3 <3

Fic Rec 2

“A Record Of My Life As A Human, By Kryten 2X4B 523P” - Queen_Fiend (pau22).  (If anyone knows of a Tumblr for them please link.)

Rating - Teen And Up Audiences.

Summary - Kryten’s journal when briefly human during “DNA”.  He struggles with his newly human feelings for Lister and a jealous Rimmer.

Yes, this is technically a Lister / Kryten fic, but don't be scared! ;)  No sex happens and it’s just a really good and funny fic.  Kryten has rarely been more lovable and it fits into the canon of the episode perfectly.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32167

One of the things Kryten 2X4B 523P had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It’s a nice day, or You’re very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right? At first Kryten had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months’ consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don’t keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

M!A: Hyper is now Kryten 2X4B-523P

no

Pinterest what are you DOING to him?!

Kryten 2X4B-523P by ~tjevo9

@tongue---tied !!! :DDDD

*whimpers* *snivels* *shakes* *shivers* *quakes* *sobs* *convulses* sir.......................................

In homage to Kryten making a Twitter acc here's how I imagine he posts when he's not doing laundry or cleaning toilets