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Happy Anniversary to all slobby humans, uptight holograms, neurotic mechanoids, fashionable felis sapiens, and senile computers!
(With a special shoutout to badass women who put up with too much, and sexy Space Corps test pilots)
#Red Dwarf#Dave Lister#Arnold Rimmer#Kryten 2x4B-523P#The Cat Red Dwarf#Holly Red Dwarf#Kristine Kochanski#Ace Rimmer#Smegging Queue#Happy 36 everyone!
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A look at the villains from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
From left to right: Octoboss (Goran D. Kleut); Fang (Matuse); Dementus (Chris Hemsworth); History Man (actor currently not known); Lil' Jilly (CJ Bloomfield); Smeg (David Collins, kneeling in front); Organic Mechanic (Angus Sampson)
#place your bets now on which ones you're gonna get attached to#queue#furiosa#furiosa: a mad max saga#mad max#octoboss#dementus#fang furiosa#smeg furiosa#organic mechanic#lil jilly#goran d kleut#angus sampson#cj bloomfield#matuse#chris hemsworth#david collins
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I need a new hobby
#Red Dwarf#Arnold Rimmer#Dave Lister#The Cat Red Dwarf#Kryten#Talkie Toaster#Holly Red Dwarf#Losing my fucking MIND#Mine#Nickellaneous#Smegging Queue
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*chark* Smeg! *grkkrk* Smegged Smegger, Smegging Smeghead!
Victor: [not looking up from wiping off his razor] Is that the latest swear word on the street, or a new way of censoring oneself in the presence of a lady?
Alice: [similarly cleaning off her blade] You can go ahead and let loose with a “fuck” or two. This lady doesn’t mind bad language. It’s everything else you were doing I took offense to.
#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~M: grin without a cat (anon)#~V: Catch Us If You Can#smegging smegger#~C: Victor Van Dort#~C: Alice Liddell#((is that the Red Dwarf swear?#I know I've seen it before))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue#Anonymous
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I was playing with guys that were called "squidhoe","succink" and "cum cake"
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Thank @smegging-hell for tagging me!
Nicknames: just Katt. Tried “double t” but it didn’t stick
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When do i post: the queue is loooooong
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Do I get asks: NOPE 8)
Why did you choose your URL: klatukatt is my forever screen name
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Average hours sleep: 5 xp
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Instrument: currently is ukulele, but I’ve done a bit of everything
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Nationality: American
Favourite song right now: Deadpool Rap - Dan Bull
@mr-flibble-says @herbertwestapologist have you boys done this yet? 😉
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Tumblr’s queue system won’t let me select a time range that crosses midnight and it’s really annoying me.
like screw you Tumblr if I wanna schedule posts from 4p-2a instead of 4a-2p that is none of your smegging business and YOU SHOULD FRICKING LET ME DO THAT
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so i had a rather absurd day. went to queue up for the $20 book of mormon tickets because i sure as smeg don’t care enough about that show to spend full price on my salary. joined the queue 3/4 of the way round the block at 7am, and then spent the next twelve hours inching my way around. the whole thing was incredibly poorly planned and executed by those in charge, they clearly didn’t expect the response they got. by four or five hours in (the box office didn’t open until 10, but they were serving so slowly), I’d started chatting with the people around me, and we were all sticking around out of pure stubbornness. around the 8 hour mark a lot of them had dropped out, and i got to hang out with a really cool little bunch of people who were all going a bit delirious and just wanted to see the end of the god damn line if it killed us. a few of us went and got dumplings and dessert afterwards. we ended up with extremely good tickets for a very, very good price, so it was probably worth it in the end; but we also went a little bit insane. the whole day doesn’t quite feel real.
#pointless post is pointless#meanwhile sherlock aired and it looks ?????#i think i'm about to be in pain#also i never want to stand up ever again holy christ what a day#lots of sitting on the footpath/curb
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On the list of modern horrors I expected to have to face while watching the Dave era seasons of this show
This was… not one of them.
#Red Dwarf#Siliconia#Robert Llewellyn#Kryten#Wind#Mechanoid Intergalactic Liberation Front#I’m losing my fucking mind#The noises I made were inhuman#In fairness it’s an incredibly funny bit in a great episode but GOOD GOD#Smegging Queue
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Headcanon time:
Rimmer’s a hologram which means of course that even now that he has a more physical form, he’s still made of light.
Which leads me to my personal belief that Rimmer glows- but very very faintly. Not enough to notice amidst the background light of the Dwarf, or the bunkroom.
But I like to think that if they were ever somewhere that was truly dark, absolutely pitch black- with no source of light for your eyes to adjust, just… Dark. If they were trapped somewhere like that, I like to think Rimmer would still be visible. You’d be able to see him dimly, not make out every feature or detail, but he’s made of light, it should be impossible for it to be too dark to make out his form. Maybe it would even be just enough light for eyes to gain some night vision.
Anyways just imagining Lister and Rimmer being stuck somewhere in the dark, finding this out, and then Lister having to use an indignant Rimmer as a torch.
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Shocked there aren’t more Doctor Who/Red Dwarf crossover fics tbh. The in universe canon seems to match up really well as far as multiverses go and multiverse travel is possible in both universes, although easier for the Dwarfers.
I mean, just imagine the Doctor meeting these boys, who punch into other universes and mess up the timeline all willy nilly.
(Imagine the Doctor meeting the last human- so very very human, and yet the last of his kind, drifting through space, mostly alone. I think they’d make great drinking buddies.)
#Red Dwarf#Doctor Who#Dave Lister#The Doctor#Arnold Rimmer#BBC#Before anyone says anything I’ve already scoured the tags on Ao3 and read most of them lol#Nickellaneous#Ramblings#Smegging Queue
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I cannot stop thinking about how Drunk!Lister, when looking for something of value to bet in a poker game to get Starbug back, bet Rimmer. Like. He was trying to find Something of value to trade and he thought “I know what you’ll want, if I lose you can have Rimmer”
#Red Dwarf#Arnold Rimmer#Dave Lister#Entangled#Rimster#He was like ‘hm what do I have of value’#‘well the most valuable thing I can think of is Rimmer’#Smegging Queue
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Never change, you big fool. Never change.
#Red Dwarf#Arnold Rimmer#Chris Barrie#Rimmer#Arnie J#Future Echoes#01.02#Skipper#12.06#I love him your honour.#Smegging Queue
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For the ask game:
Sexuality headcannons for the Red Dwarf crew (+whoever else from the universe)
Thanks for the ask!! Very excited to get into this one.
Dave Lister: Pan. I joke about him being a bicon, but I know in my heart he's pan. Lister loves people for them, no matter their gender or sex.
Arnold Rimmer: Asexual, homoromantic. I waffle between demi and ace for Rimmer, but the way he talks about sex feels much more like he's saying what he thinks he's supposed to than anything else. I don't believe he feels sexual attraction, but I certainly don't see him as a sex-repulsed character either. His general treatment of and attraction to women is more likely an attempt at masking, and behaving the way that he feels he's expected to.
Kryten: Asexual, biromantic. I was leaning towards homoromantic, but I do believe that he loved Camille romantically so bi it is. Kryten's also just canonically sex-repulsed
The Cat: Aromantic bisexual. I imagine he's attracted to women and NB individuals, but not men? He has so much sexual energy and there's never any tension between him and a male character in my eyes idk.
Alternate universe Kochanski and Lister are wlw mlm solidarity.
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Physically incapable of getting over this smug Rimmer snicker from Tikka To Ride. Absolutely astounding, 1000/10
#Red Dwarf#Arnold Rimmer#Chris Barrie#Tikka To Ride#Dave Lister#Kryten#The Cat#Craig a Charles#Robert Llewellyn#Danny John-Jules#idk why this got me so bad but it’s maybe the only thing on this show that’s actually made me laugh out loud#Smegging Queue#Original#Mine
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